>Is this your first time talking to a woman?
How do you respond to this without sounding mad?
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>Is this your first time talking to a woman?
>Is this your first time talking to a woman?
How do you respond to this without sounding mad?
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That's a woman?
>Woman? Where is she?
cringe
meh
wouldn't work as spoken, she would get confused when she heard "oral"
MORE TIME!
Cringe? I'm genuinely asking if that's a woman?
it's not
>using cringe
Ick
a man in programming socks typed this
Wtf is programming socks?
anti-thrombosis socks presumably. elasticized to help blood-flow when you have to sit for a long time.
he's trying to use it as a nerd/chud/incel insult but NCIs aren't planning forward enough anymore to bother with that type of "old school"gear.
probs a boomer got forced on shill duty and was trying to make an edgy connection of some kind. never heard them called "programmer socks" before. I thought he was talking about sock-puppets at first.
Wrong. I'll give you a hint: they have a horizontal stripe pattern you may also find on an unfortunately common flag.
yeah, then you lost me. trannie socks?
there you go
A Cinemaphile joke that people suddenly started shilling as an unironic gay/troon thing to general annoyance.
Ywnbaw
that's not true Ellen
>Is this your first time starring in a flop?
No, I love subjecting myself to aural torture!
It pretty much would be in my case :((
>No, but it might be your last time talking to a member of the press
oh you should be mad. women love it if they dont get away with everything.
They don't, they just go full sucking ass/charming mode when they are caught with their pants down. Whenever I would catch my mom lying to me or spotted a hypocritical moment and angrily expose her shit, she would smile dreamily to me and call me her doll. Same with the current b***h I have, whenever I call her out on her bullshit she grabs my ass and calls me a cutie.
>How do you respond to this without sounding mad?
I wouldn't be mad because I read the script before the interview
That's just moronic, she's obviously a woman.
“I’m talking to a woman?”. On second thought, it would probably get you cancelled.
>Yes.
>No just an ugly one
>mountainous, pointy cheek bones
Absolutely fricking disgusting
Ywnbarw
End the conversation and go do something better with my time than talking with a b***h.
No.
without sounding mad
No :>
No. I talked to my mom yesterday! That makes her laugh then I ask if she can step on me
Damn, the absolute state.
she's doing the troll face, she's one of us!
she looks like she's wearing a fake mouth. the top half of her face has no cohesion with the bottom half of her face. this is beyond the wall, this is actually scary
It's Don Johnson below the eyes
What's going on here
Same age as Jennifer Connolly's best, most "out there" boob shots.
No, and I regret it every time
PLEASE SHOW ME A NIPPLE GODDESS
Yes
Yeah, how did you know?
No, I've talked to my mom before
In every interview and bit of press I've seen her do for this movie she looks remarkably old. Just look at her face.
WE NEED MORE TIME
I don't know, are we talking?
regretfully not
but hopefully the last
Talking? oh i don't talk honey if you catch my drift
>c**t
Demie Moore! DEMIE Moore!
is this your first time getting raped in a movie?
Rape.
This but her raping me, at least for the few seconds I'll be able to pretend I don't want this to be happening.
first time talking to one as beautiful as you
and then I assault her
I prktn kxurbr (theio "rjakals js, ej?
what is a woman?
Go along with the bit, pretend to be super evasive Adam Sandberg style like a Hot Rod skit.
https://twitter.com/carriesnotscary/status/1755394919168942262
Why is she so weird in interviews?
It is just a regular ass line though
I talk to lots of women, I admit I’m not used to talking to the older ones.
>What is a woman?
Women are for banging, not conversation.
How would you even bang somebody without any form of conversation dumbass, even prostitutes you have to talk to first.
Actually no. God created me to breed. I can take what I want and women know that. Sorry you bought the consent meme you fricking rapist.
Who, man?
Does my mother count?
But I thought you weren't like other girls...
I wish. They are painful to listen to
>No, it's the first time I'm speaking to you.
Why does she always look like she's sucking on a lemon? Why do her cheeks look like apples?
She looks like Natalie Mars
Faceblind coomer strikes again
Why is Ella so tiny?
>"Does my mom count? Haha, I'm just pulling your leg. But really though, why is this movie so fricking bad?"
Kino response, chad behavior
You do sound a bit bitter and incelish here, not gonna lie bro
Haha good one, but not half as funny as the box office on this stinker. Are you concerned at all this is the end of your career? I mean you’re what, 40? This might be your last starring role.
No I talk to hags all the time
Okay. Go to website.
no, my mom says im charming.
"What's a woman?"
let me tell you something about women
something about women
No, it's not even my first time talking to a c**t.
I would shit my pants as hard as I could and make her react to that. Let’s see how the tables turn when I I turn them tables you fricking passive aggressive bawd b***h this is real shit in my pants. Like the Buddha dropping his student in the mud to show him real is real. My
Why is it so important to hide your anger exactly? why is this meek cuck shit infesting all of society? why can't I call you out on your bullshit?
Fricking A.
The point isn't to hide your anger, it's not being angry in the first place. You also don't have to be frothing at the mouth to call someone out on their bullshit, or see something as wrong. If you can only take action based on what your unconscious emotional states are telling you to do, you mine as well be a primal Black person. Secondly someone doing/saying something to you that can alter your emotional states at will means they have power over you, making you by very definition a meek cuck.
Where do you think thoughts come from, moron?
Where do you think they come from? 99% of them are of the same unconscious quality as the primal emotional impulses that arise either out of nowhere or in response to external stimuli and they feed one another when unconsciously engaged with, under an illusionary foundational attachment to them, which is the default human impulse. Most human beings are walking around in an unconscious stupor dictated by thoughts/emotions that arise against your own free will. Two major world religions (Hinduism/Buddhism) have made a point of overcoming this human primality for a reason, with the philosophical mantra "You are not the mind," because its foundational for true freedom, and progressive realization towards your truest nature.
Well said.
Hinduism and buddhism worship stagnation and living death, born out of a tradition that literally didn't even believe in time. Their purpose is to make you comfortable with living in misery as the ruling class treats you like shit. They are to human insight what digging a hole and filling it back in again is to doing work, and to prosperity what begging is to dignity. Skip the middle-man and take your SSRIs instead.
i agree with you and think you have the official Cinemaphile take on this
>pseudo intellectual beta male thinks being apathetic towards everything means he's better than other people
And just like that, you were replaced in your own country without a fight
I wouldn't respond anything. I would just listen, because that's what nobody else does.
>Is this your first time talking to a woman?
I wish it was my zeroeth.
No but it's my first time talking to a woman as pretty as yourself
>No but it's my first time talking to a woman as pretty as yourself
Post the webm. You know "the pose" one
I wouldn't say a word. I'd listen, and that's what no one did.
>that's what no one did.
Well naturally, they're women after all.
What is a woman?
>Yeah, my mom died when I was a baby.
Why are people obsessed with not being aggressive? Being aggressive doesn't mean that you lose, and not being aggressive doesn't mean that you win. It all depends on the context.
In this case, just deciding that you're done with her is the biggest slap in the face that you could give. And if you just move on to the next girl, that's a critical hit.
qrd?
Her web connects them all.
>Bad movie
>Lead actress is openly antagonistic in interviews
If I got suckered into this shit by SONY I'd be mad too.
no i mean what prompted that question from her?
what did the interviewer say?/ask?
>This is actually my first time talking to a woman!
>Good afternoon Dakota, lovely to meet you, I'm so glad we could get this interview together. First question, obviously we are here on the press tour of Madame Web, would you ever consider taking off your shirt and giving me a rough tugjob?
>greetings hello sexy b***h sir come bangladesh big sex today okay
I aint talk no woman, I frick em. like I'm gonna frick you too till you love me, homosexual.
is mike a secret homosexual or just an autist?
>It's my first time talking to a madame
Can someone give me a quick rundown? Did this hag really ask an interviewer this question?
Probably, this is already the worst movie of 2024 and it’s only February.
>One as talented as you, yes
Which implies she is of abnormally low talent, but you defend it by claiming it was obviously implying high talent.
Which it was not!
>Only a woman as beautiful as you.
>I wish haha
Define "woman". Immediately brain locks the opponent.
I can't assume your gender.
>Just my first time promoting a flop.