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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOUR KILLIN YOUR FATHER LARRY

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >His father is...are you ready for this? His father is Arthur Digby Sellers
    >Have you ever heard of a little show called Branded? Fricking Arthur Digby Sellers wrote 156 episodes, dude. The bulk of the series...not exactly a lightweight.
    This is the funniest part of the movie for me. Walter thinking they're onto something big

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      mfw i realized walter was right about everything

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was only right about Bunny Knutsen kidnapping herself.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          what about the toe

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            FORGET ABOUT THE FRICKING TOE

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              excuse me sir can you please keep your voices down this is a family restaurant

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >for your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint
                was he in the right abot this one?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                He was right about everything. Everything

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Right or wrong, we have, what appear to me to be, a series of victimless crimes.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                do newspapers have to submit their publications to a government review authority? we have no prior restraint. Walter is correct.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking amateurs dude

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not wrong, he's just an butthole.

        For me, it's "Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women, man"

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          STAY OUT OF MALIBU LEBOWSKI

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >when the dude pencils in the second postit and jackie was just drawing a dude jacking off during their conversation

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            the peak of comedy tbqh

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Treehorn is the secret key and the story's heart, this is known

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That character alongside with Barton Fink and the marxists writters in Hail Caesar that get screw over in the end makes me think that the Cohen brothers see the Hollywood's writters as a failed breed of men made for suffering

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek that's kind of their entire view of hollywood

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This whole movie especially the ‘mark it zero’ scene is a metaphor for America’s relationship with Israel. The Coen’s liken it to a humiliated ex-husband watching his b***h ex-wife’s dog but being too unwilling to admit it so he blows up and attacks nearby liberals

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      8 year olds dude

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Walter seems to be an emasculated pussy but he proves his manhood when he beats the shit out of the three nihilists by himself

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yep. And they reschedule the league game for him too. He gets what he wants

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just because we're bereaved doesn't makes us saps

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            thats the best line in the whole movie

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >god DAMNIT

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Is there a Ralphs around here?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      ex-wife = Britain and the dog is Israel?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The dog is Pomeranian, from Germany, but it has papers okay. It can’t be boarded or else it gets upset and its hair falls out. Walter is the USA keeping a watch on the unruly German dogs that Israel keeps under lock and key as a plaything.
        Walter also tried giving the nihilist Germans his dirty undies, heheh, ‘The Whites’

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The dog is Pomeranian, from Germany, but it has papers okay. It can’t be boarded or else it gets upset and its hair falls out. Walter is the USA keeping a watch on the unruly German dogs that Israel keeps under lock and key as a plaything.
        Walter also tried giving the nihilist Germans his dirty undies, heheh, ‘The Whites’

        the infamous ESL Cinemaphile humor

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh and it goes without saying the absent ex-wife is Israel, Walter the American Vietnam vet converted to Judiasm, and Zionism; for her and takes it very militaristically, basically as a goy who does her (Israel’s) dirty work of watching over their enemies so Israel can go do what it wants and have fun.
        Walter enters the scene quoting and naming Theodore Herzel, ‘If you will it, it is no dream’, regarding the state of Israel. Basically directly trying to improve his mood and keep his positive attitude by thinking about watching the dog as an act of care for the israeli people. Dude goes on to belittle that dream and Walt screams ‘over the line’ to a random pacifist, when really what he found over the line was Dude’s comments about his wife and religion.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I am the walrus.
          But yeah you might be onto something.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up Donny

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeh but i wadn't over

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    This scene is the one that gets me the most, from start to finish it is gold
    >And a good day to you sir!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >does he uh... does he still write?
      >oh, no. He have health problem

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    UH HUH UH HUH
    QUE RIDICULO
    AH HA HA HA HA HA

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who the frick IS this guy?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He works for the Knutsens.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We believez en nozzing, Lebawski.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me it's
    >Yeah let me check with the boys down at the crime lab

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >uh.....papers....papers.....my business papers
      >And what do you do, sir?
      >I'm unemployed

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      THEY GOT US WORKING IN SHIFTS

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      THEY GOT US WORKING IN SHIFTS

      My car was recently stolen and joyrided. I was out of town and didnt know it happened for over a week. It sat in a dusty tow truck lot for that whole time (after the joyriders parked it illegally), a raccoon got into it.
      This scene was playing in my head on repeat while I stood in the blazing sun talking to the cop who thought the whole thing was hilarious.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I am the Walrus

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You mean coitus?

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Holy frick the scene where he runs over to the notepad to see what the guy wrote only to reveal that dick sketch destroys my sides.

    I love this movie so much. frick the Black folk calling it reddit.

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does the female form make you uncomfortable Mr Lebowski?
    Do you like sex, Mister Lebowski? Sex, the physical act of love, coitus, do you like it?

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    vegana

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That word makes me a little uncomfortable anon

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