Is Tom Holland the only fricking person that Hollywood can cast as their twink teenage superhero?

Is Tom Holland the only fricking person that Hollywood can cast as their twink teenage superhero? Surely there’s other people out there?

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    YO DANNY PHANTOM

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Twink? Danny is trans. Take it back

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine if he got the role instead

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Butch Hartman's just a moron.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      TPBP, almost exactly what I was gonna say

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The creator of the show spitballing a cast means nothing. A live-action Danny Phantom movie will likely never happen and Holland would be out of its budget anyway.

      My favorite moronic Butch moment will always be when he became a born-again Christcuck halfway through the shows run and tried to retcon everything by saying the ghosts were aliens and not actually dead people even though multiple ghosts at that point had established backstories from when they were alive.

      It became so evident during the later seasons when the ghosts stopped looking like average human beings and they started making moronic shit like a ghost plant or ghost weather.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hartman converted before Fairly Odd Parents was conceived. Danny Phantom only ran for three seasons.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The frick is with Hollywood just pimping out the exact same small ring of actors for everything no matter how poorly they match the character?

    >hey we need a leading woman in a movie made after 2017
    >QUICK GET ME ANYA TAYLOR-JOY

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're in the rape circle so they have to be shoehorned in

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The creator of the show spitballing a cast means nothing. A live-action Danny Phantom movie will likely never happen and Holland would be out of its budget anyway.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Timothy Chalamante I guess, but he's starting to show his age

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chalamet lost all relevance when he dated a Kardashian Klan.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Elordi is coming for his title which sucks cause Chalamet is the better actor

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    isnt he like 30?

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Now that I think about it it’s pretty bizarre they haven’t attempted a live action Danny Phantom yet. It would be much easier and more natural than their 8th attempt at a SpongeBob, Avatar, or Fairly Oddparents live adaptation. Grab some modern teenage kids, place them in a modern high school setting, and bam, you have a show.

    The ghosts weren’t elaborate either, just generic career people like a lunch lady, warehouse worker, pop singer, pretty easy to cast and make a series out of. Special effects would literally just be having them glow and shoot green lasers out of their eyes.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    no
    he's too old

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They’re not gonna risk casting a no name in their $100 million movie.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      why not? It'd probably be 15 million cheaper than hiring a name.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They’re not gonna risk casting a no name in their $100 million movie.

        Studios want a franchise and the guy who made Marvel billions is the safest choice. It’s always the same few actors in leading roles unless it’s an A24 or Blumhouse movie

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Danny Phantom is literally a spiderman ripoff, this is perfect casting

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I thought he basically disowned the franchise when he became religious.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it's reference about how Danny Phantom is heavily inspired on Spider-Man, they both even had a bully named Dash and the black girl hunter has like a Greeb Goblin Glider.

    Frick even the ghost in the Danny Phantom universe are like symbiotes that merge with death's people memories, i'm not making this up this is the explanation for the ghost not being real people

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Holland will also play live action Invincible.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They made that character a hapa in the cartoon and you almost never see successful racebends revert to their originals.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I was curious to see if Aquaman was still white in the comics but it looks to me like there isn't even a current run on a cursory glance
        It's absolutely fricking over for western capeshit.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Butch wants money cause he cant get none no more.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't take chances on new actors anymore.
    Everything has to be based on popularity and a name.
    He sucked in that Nathan Drake movie.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he's the only acceptable liberal bisexual white twink
    otherwise all the other twinks are too israeli or straight
    and havent yet suffered humiliation rituals, like that gay sex movie he starred in

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry Butch he isn't going to go from playing an A-list hero to a F-List rando cartoon character. Aim lower.

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