isn't he a little slim to be Batman?

isn't he a little slim to be Batman?

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you SEE Keaton when he was Batman?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      short manlet

      batman would unironically look similar to an olympic triathlon who are skinny fricks

      >routinely one-punch knocking out and judo throwing and wrestling submitting people
      >on a slim frame

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        batman doesn't get much sleep at all so building muscle would be difficult for him

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah he does
          gets home at 4-6am
          sleeps til noon-2pm

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            he has to live life as bruce wayne too during the day. that's why in the nolan movies he was falling asleep in board room meetings

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hardest hitters in MMA and Boxing are guys with slim build, not overly muscular homosexuals like Paulo Costa

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bas Rutten would one-punch knock out with liver shots

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            the physique of a man widely considered to be the greatest competitive mixed martial artist of all-time

            they fight 1v1 within weight classes. Batman is supposed to fight giant bouncers and groups.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah and he also wears a costume that makes him a god amongst men. Americans have this moron fetish of big buff men, they want to see big buff men everywhere from sports to movies

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              confirming he would need strength
              and that means muscle

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Silva is 6'2 and competed at welterweight, middle weight, and light heavyweight, a 35 lbs range.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          NGannou and Ubereem when he took roids.
          Arguably Pavlovich too; Batman should be huge like in TAS.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >being good at fighting means you would look like Schwartzenegger

        Batman is a ninja that would have a lean build, not some fat roid gut Snyderverse tank.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          it means he would have more muscle

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Silva fought at 185lbs weight class and would get his ass beat by the 265lb heavyweights.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I'm honestly not convinced, UFC HWs are such complete dog shit who can't last a single round without wheezing. Jailton Almeida is effortlessly ragdolling most of them and he's a LHW. Not to mention how easily fat over the hill Jones took down Gane.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Jailton is 232lbs and lean. He's also only ranked #9. He would still wreck silva. Sergei is 260lbs and would also wreck Silva. Fat over the hill Jones would also grab and flop Silva too just like he did to Gane. Silva would need to put on ~50lbs of muscle and get up to 240 or so to stand a chance.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Did you SEE Keaton when he was Batman?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    batman would unironically look similar to an olympic triathlon who are skinny fricks

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Compare that to Christian Bale in the first one
    and his is a very natural big too, like a boxer or wrestler or judoka he had very well defined pecs and traps but the rest while big is less defined with a comfortable amount of bf % over it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      see [...]
      and what he said about the physique of fighters which are not roidmonkey gymbros

      yeah but there's absolutely no way bale was natty with how quickly he put on the muscle

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        all he did was eat and lift
        not like he had a day job to go to or bills and committments to worry about

        The worst thing about Pattison and the Batman franchise over the last 40 years is that the producers never understood that the core should be martial arts, suspense, fantasy and action.
        With actors like Pattison, the fighting part is impossible for any director to accomplish, that's why I think Batman movies have never been a box-office phenomenon, they deliver only 10% of what this Batman universe can show.

        yes they always have to cowboy it up with their own interests rather than just do what is in the work which they seem distinctly bored and uninterested in
        The Batman at least put him front and center in the production for the first time rather than a supporting character in his own film
        >that's why I think Batman movies have never been a box-office phenomenon,
        biggest film of 1989

        he has to live life as bruce wayne too during the day. that's why in the nolan movies he was falling asleep in board room meetings

        he wasn't being Bruce the Cad every day, and the falling asleep helped sell that image

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >all he did was eat and life
          doesn't matter. the homie claims he put on like 20+ lbs of muscle in a few months. that just isn't possible natty no matter how much chicken broccoli and rice you claim you ate.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            it was donuts

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's just a moronic studio talking point to tell journalists and fanboys. All it means is he put on 20 pounds over his normal weight while looking fit. I did the same thing last month through a combination of creatine and the munchies. Luckily i kept working out, so when I do a bunch of pushups I look jacked.
            TLDR 20 pounds of muscle sounds better than 20 pounds of mass.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              you can see the difference between his physique in the machinist to his physique in batman. there is no fricking way he did that natty in the time he had.

              why would he even bother doing it natty? he has every motivation to jump on TRT at least

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Oh absolutely. I'm just saying for the average "actor gains 20 pounds of muscle" it's just them putting on 20 pounds and looking muscular.
                If I were Bale and had the opportunity to play Batman I'd have done the same thing.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >all he did was eat and lift
          Bale screen tested for Batman 6 weeks after The Machinist ended filming. He did not just eat and lift without help lmao.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >all he did was eat and lift
          >not like he had a day job to go to or bills and committments to worry about
          why do dyel homosexuals offer their opinion on this shit?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      HNNNG Ezra looks like this but slightly more defined shirtless. Would on both

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're an idiot. Ezra is like 50lbs lighter.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          cope

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ohh you meant he looks like Christian Bale in The Machinist.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of gay would save this picture and then ask other men about it? Op is a huge homosexual. I'm never going to watch this homosexual movie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >if you look at other mens bodies you're gay

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's not that gay. maybe like a 2 or 3 out of 10 on a gay scale

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's called being secure about one's sexuality.
      For instance, I have this webm of hairy, sweaty gay sex saved from TLOU.
      I like to post it to remind others that TLOU is a show for homosexuals.
      I have no issue storing it on my personal device because I am 100% straight.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aren’t you morons tired of roided gays as superheroes?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      see

      Compare that to Christian Bale in the first one
      and his is a very natural big too, like a boxer or wrestler or judoka he had very well defined pecs and traps but the rest while big is less defined with a comfortable amount of bf % over it

      and what he said about the physique of fighters which are not roidmonkey gymbros

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      we got a roided batman with affleck but everyone called him fatman kek

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The worst thing about Pattison and the Batman franchise over the last 40 years is that the producers never understood that the core should be martial arts, suspense, fantasy and action.
    With actors like Pattison, the fighting part is impossible for any director to accomplish, that's why I think Batman movies have never been a box-office phenomenon, they deliver only 10% of what this Batman universe can show.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that's why I think Batman movies have never been a box-office phenomenon, they deliver only 10% of what this Batman universe can show.
      Batman 1989 was the biggest superhero flick ever until Spider-Man came out

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    You tell me

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    the physique of a man widely considered to be the greatest competitive mixed martial artist of all-time

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah I am not disputing that a combative athletes physique looks different to a gymbro, see what I said here

      Compare that to Christian Bale in the first one
      and his is a very natural big too, like a boxer or wrestler or judoka he had very well defined pecs and traps but the rest while big is less defined with a comfortable amount of bf % over it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Miss the Spider.

      Anyway, the only thing about a slim physique, is Batman also pulls off feats of strength and Pattinson looks to slim for a lot of them. Otherwise it's fine

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the physique of a man widely considered to be the greatest competitive mixed martial artist of all-time
      That's not Georges St. Pierre but your point still stands.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      ?t=69
      >float like a butterfly sting like a b- ACK!

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't you a little old to care?

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks fine

  11. 11 months ago
    Anοnymous

    aren't you a little old to still live with mommy and daddy?

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think because he is tall he looks small. He towers above everyone in the movie and also this is Batman in his 2nd year of being Batman.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >batman would only bulk as he got older
      no he'd bulk as he prepared

      how big do you think bats are?

      cannon states he is 6'2" and 220lb
      I'm willing to be lenient on the weight and let it slide as a lot of heavy and light-heavyweight combatants are lighter

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    how big do you think bats are?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      idk fruit bats can get pretty big

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bruce Wayne isn't a bodybuilder, he's a martial artist.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mirko Cro-Cop.png
      >Dan Severn.png
      >Don Frye.png
      >Mark Coleman.png
      Being a middle-weight/welter is an advantage when there's weight classes, but if Batman was out there brawling there would be no fricking reason for him not to be a frick huge fighter, especially when he's also 6'4 or something

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        He's not just a big brawler though, he's an athlete who has to run, climb, jump, sneak and do all kinds of ninja shit, not to mention having all those gadgets and shit take people down if he needs to. You don't need to be that big to beat up a random thug, I have no doubt Israel Adesanya or even Leon Edwards could beat up and KO any random street thug easily, especially with fantasy bullet proof bat armor and gadgets. Hell he could easily beat most of the old bums you list there, all of them would get/got bodied by 5'11 chubby Fedor.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there would be no fricking reason for him not to be a frick huge fighter, especially when he's also 6'4 or something
        Every portrayal of Batman shows him struggling with, beating, and being defeated by much-larger fighters. He's a ninja detective genius and elite martial artist and, translating his power level to the realism-level of The Batman, he should be played as a middle-weight or light-heavyweight MMA fighter, which Battinson is fine for even if I don't buy it 100%.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the only larger fighter he struggles with is Bane, he regularly takes bigger people by knowing how to strike nerve points either real like the liver or acupuncture nonsense or with jujutsu/wrestling
          a light heavyweight physique is fine, look at Bas Rutton
          but Pattinson is still too light for light heavyweight

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bane's one of the few who can outright outmatch him, but larger opponents slow down Batman all the time even if he doesn't struggle to beat them.
            Battinson doesn't look LHW but you can "sell" him as one to the general public who don't think too much about this stuff, and get an accomplished actor with a good name while you're at it. Bale and Affleck both had physiques that don't work for Batman to a similar degree, Bale's too cut and Affleck's too heavy.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Bale and Affleck both had physiques that don't work for Batman to a similar degree,
              >Bale's too cut
              see

              Compare that to Christian Bale in the first one
              and his is a very natural big too, like a boxer or wrestler or judoka he had very well defined pecs and traps but the rest while big is less defined with a comfortable amount of bf % over it

              absolutely not cut
              >Afflecks too heavy
              stop watching anime with skinny guys outrunning big fighters

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          the only larger fighter he struggles with is Bane, he regularly takes bigger people by knowing how to strike nerve points either real like the liver or acupuncture nonsense or with jujutsu/wrestling
          a light heavyweight physique is fine, look at Bas Rutton
          but Pattinson is still too light for light heavyweight

          I mean he regularly takes down Killer Croc and Manbat

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Seeing his body in this film basically inspired me to start lifting/running and I'm pretty close to his physique. I don't ask for much in terms of looks but I'm pretty happy with how I'm looking nowadays compared to my skinny fat days. I finally have something resembling shoulders so theres that.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the real redpill is that you face diminishing returns after OP physique and most women stop giving a shit and only men will actually care

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    so was topher grace for eddie brock, the performance lets it slide

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he and that movie sucked

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you need to get up and drive your funky soul

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    speed

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous
  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    aren't you a bit stupid to be running your mouth on the internet?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb esl poster

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bale > Pattinson

    Cry about it, zoomies

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      bale's costume looked moronic tbqh

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        the first one did

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The frick, BB costume is the only good one all black with the big chunky neck

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        no

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't bane/hardy 190 in tdk? That's only ten lbs heavier than pat

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      he's short too, 5'9" / 175cm

  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Batman is a ninja he cant be HUGE

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      who said a Ninja cant have muscles

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me guess you’re a fatfleck fan

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      SEXO

  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Heavyweight Jonny Bones is the ideal Batman physique.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what happened to his legs?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its genetics. Its weird because one of his brothers is built thick and has chunky legs and the other is skinny/long and built like Jon but both played in the NFL and there are videos of Jon deadlifting massive weights so his legs arent weak. Some people just cant add mass to their legs

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Didn’t train his calves

          what happened to his legs?

          His quads are fine, his calves are small. And they're small because they have a very high attachment point and no matter how much training he does they will never get big. Low calves are better for strength, high calves are better for sprinting.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah I see a lot of African people having tiny high calves, I guess it's in their genes. Interesting

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              It is. Blacks evolved to sprint around the flat open savannah. Whites evolved to lift heavy weight and trudge through snow, up and down hills while carrying things. This is why all elite strongmen are whites and most elite sprinters are black.

              Check out the calves on Eddie Hall. Muscle cankles.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            proofs?

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Proof of what? That muscle attachment points exist and so does leverage?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Didn’t train his calves

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >6'4 lanky twink with metablism deficiency
    >somehow managed to buff up to 280lbs with a 6 pack
    no

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would suck Pattinson's 5 incher

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 5 and a half inches actually

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      W-wait is 5 inches small

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