>israel figures out there's a zombie outbreak
>instead of telling the world about it they just wall themselves in
really piques my pistachios
>israel figures out there's a zombie outbreak
>israel figures out there's a zombie outbreak
>instead of telling the world about it they just wall themselves in
really piques my pistachios
>gets fricked over my loud muslims
lmao the jokes write themselves
Yes
Not like you'd believe them. You'd just say it was a israeli trick and conspiracy of some sort
>implying they didn't cause the zombie outbreak to kill all goyim
>the movie shows them allowing hajis in
Did the propaganda squad leave on vacation and let a bunch of interns in charge?
>builds 100 foot wall that encircles thousands of miles of country in a matter of days
This is more illogical than a zombie outbreak
Israel was the climax. The movie should've ended there, instead they decided to frick off to visit doctor WHO in Britain and waste 30 minutes going stealth-mode
Brainlets always complain that the movie doesn't follow the book.
>anthology movie with constant voice-over and narration
Yeah, that would've bombed - hard. Never trust a litlet to think they can translate across mediums.
As long as there's still a climax in the movie it'd work.
You gays keep saying shit like this until someone pulls it off and then everyone rushes to copy it.
>Haha shared cinematic universes? The audience is too stupid to follow your extensive nerd plotlines!
Apples to oranges. Nobody likes flashbacks or heavy narration. Which is entirely what the book is.
A story told through multiple short stories happens quite often. Ever heard of Tv shows, Sequls, trilogies or some series even have 9 to 12 full length movies all filled with their own multiple stories moron.
People fricking loved Wolf of Wall Street.
no they didn't. it's all astroturfed phony love built on memes
Now you are just being a contrarian cause of your autism
I stopped reading this, the guy sucks so much israeli wiener
He's a huge nepo baby and he managed to accomplish nothin. Wasted his father's name and fame.
Also he says artillery is useless, idk why people liked this book
He said a lot of dumb shit.
>blades don't need reloading
Most melee weapons would break after trying to break a skull
Or that zombies wouldn't stink, despite saying in the same paragraph that they would be rotting bags of flesh that wouldn't be able to hold in their own shit. I guess he's rich enough to have never smelled rotten meat.
The book is utter garbage. I head hundreds, maybe thousands and this this one is really outstanding in how fricking shit it is.
>has the ability to make a post-zombie apocalypse book that reads like a diary of the dead
>interviews literal whos
He could've interviewed politicians, military, etc, but chose an assortment of people who were probably standing in line at a subway
The only part I remember from the book was the blind-samurai and his hikki-neet sidekick.
Loved the book, hated the absolute dogshit film
Making the movie PG13 was such a mistake. There's like 4-5 blood drops in total.
They were already building a wall and they made the goym pay for it.
its almost like everyone knows about israeli stereotypes and Cinemaphile just pretends theyre the only ones who know