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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah, but if it bleeds, we can kill it n all.

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this movie so perfect?
    Name a flaw that isn't just a total nitpick.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't get to see the girl's tiddies.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        there were tiddies though

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          If it bleeds, it's a woman.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Too much of the cast went on to become worthless politicians (aka any politician at all)

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only flaw is the intro, where the audience is shown the ship landing on the planet.
      That was added by a producer of the film, just like in The Thing.
      But since it wasn't McTiernan's idea I can forgive it.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Came to post this, should have delayed the reveal until scorpion hand

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh, that's a good point. I concede that.
        I usually forget that's an issue because I've seen the movie a bunch so it doesn't impact my experience, but for newcomers it's worse.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      How about the disgusting homophobia like 5 minutes into the movie? Like seriously? Completely ruins the movie and it deserves to be cancelled. Like how do they expect anyone to root for a bunch of guys that say stuff like the f-word

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        you've probably been pretending to be a whiny homosexual for so long that you are no longer pretending

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Slack jawed homosexual

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I know you're being annoying on purpose, but the joke is that Blaine is annoying, even in the 80's.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          not because he’s calling people homosexuals but because he’s trying to force his disgusting chew on them

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            get that stinkin shit outta my face

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Only now noticed the guy behind Blain

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Billy knows.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when characters in movies had distinct personalities?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Back then they knew how to cast properly.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          They knew how to write actual characters, too.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dumbest scene in movie history

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            L O N D O N

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          this scene is kino. their buddy is obviously freaking out and needs support. These guys don't even see a target they just need to provide support for their comrade so they just start shooting everything. Unironically women wouldn't understand.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            it all makes perfect. they were the best. if you see a guy shooting you just start shooting in the same direction.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nowadays movies are filled with a bunch of slack jawed homosexuals

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's Ma'am!

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Adrien brody not being a believable action star aside, this is still the most comfy sequel
    Fight me

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah Predators was kino. Goggs and Topher talking about raping so many fine b***hes was hilarious.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even trying to be antisemitic(very rare for me), but it's the nose that really stops him from being a believable action star. He just looks goofy.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        plz understand, this was during the push to make 3d movies as engaging as possible.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not even trying to be antisemitic(very rare for me), but it's the nose that really stops him from being a believable action star. He just looks goofy.

      I WANTED to like him. Like hes a great actor and the role sharp but physically he seems lacking.

  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    my favorite part in the entire movie

  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    >it’s a troony

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I ain't got time to dilate

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    eh waz skined alife!

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Other than what the anon above said, its just fricking perfect. It's an action movie that turns into a slasher movie halfway through flawlessly, with great (for the time) effects that honestly still hold up. Great DP, saved by good recasting/revisions of the suit, with a nice script and good casting. One of those films where you don't need very deep characters as it's about the concept and the movie.

    Lightning in a bottle and it's a shame you don't have any craft in the industry anymore. Its all action/"comedy" slop chasing Rush Hour or Iron Man.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Deep characters don't work when you have an hour and 45 minutes, for like 7 characters. At least not in this kind of movie. 1 dimensional characters that are distinct, but that allude to deeper characterization is perfect.

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    BBIIIIILLLLLYYYYY

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get to da choppa

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    Anonymous
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    Anonymous

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