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They are cool if you just spend a day there, not more.
>few if any Black folk
>no gays
>trans is that thing that shifts gears in your car
>can still get anything you want from internet
its kind of hard to meet girls, but other than that small towns are great
Sounds shit if your description is accurate
Found the gay black troony.
>not wanting to live where the nearest job and store that isn’t a gas station is 45 minutes away makes you black and gay and transsexual
Many such cases
>stores
Amazon delivers literally anything I want to my door in 48 hours.
This, wfh and delivery have rendered cities obsolete once you have a family
>wants Black folk
>wants homosexuals
>wants trannies
These things are way your cities are shit.
you're gay and israeli
Clean up your cities, troon
Funny. My small town has gays , trans and many blacks, to top it off, there’s no place to chill and the food is garbage. I’ll take mid size town at bare minimum.
theoretically you could take care of all those problems personally if your town is small enough
last time i drove through a bunch of little towns on a long ass drive it was odd as frick. TONS of lgbt flags on houses with big ass redneck trucks and....teslas? every little town i went through it looked like something youd expect to see in deliverance, but tons of tolerance instead. fricking odd. i dont really care about lgbt, im not for or agaisnt it, it just was weird, because all those places seemed like places where you still would have rampant homophobia and all that.
"LGBT" is a societal cancer and pure evil.
not my problem, basically.
anyways
How's the lesbian parents one work? That's counterintuitive to what I know about lesbians, e.g. lesbian bed death. Is it mostly with the sons or daughters? I really can't wrap my head around it.
What the actual frick? I always thought that it was the gay men who were dangerous with children. Can someone make some sense of this for me?
Homosexuality is at least in part caused by hormonal imbalance and in the vast and overwhelming majority of homosexual couples you're going to see one partner displaying behavior and attributes that are normal for the opposite sex. It doesn't strain the imagination to image a Butch Lesbian, a woman who is clearly hormonally and emotionally abnormal, losing her shit and taking it out on any children nearby.
okay but the post was about lesbians. dont let the pol mind rot be too obvious, okay?
>seemed like places where you still would have rampant homophobia and all that
That's just what they tell you in movies. The small town I lived in for a while had a shit load of that bullshit because what are they supposed to do when kids are brainwashed into this shit? Can't really beat the shit out of them anymore. Gotta roll with it.
or your just pussies now. the small towns i lived in a two decades ago were extremely homophobic, sexist and racist. i was expecting what i experienced as a kid rolling through those places only to find out otherwise.
So based off of what you are saying you live in a different place now. What type of place is that? Dumb homosexual.
yes, i did this thing we call "moving". that other place? it was a place different to the current place. its like, teleportation, but slower.
So, a small town, but not one of those pussy small towns? Or is it something else?
both? i knew and lived in "small towns" of 60,000 to 150. some of that shit was remote
Then you lived in a shit hole since where I lived it was 98% white. No need to be racist even though we would be if the population ever changed. And I don't give a shit about gay people but if you're actively hating against them or beating the shit out of them when they're just walking around with a pride pin then you're an ape. Silently judge them like a normal white person. But you aren't white so that makes sense.
Lmao they mindbroken you so hard it's ridiculous.
You'll remember writing this when your son comes back with a gay lover and you can't do anything about it. Get fricked homosexual, they shoved their dicks down your throath in media and you loved it
>Cinemaphile user
>Heaven
Lmao
>no gays
>trans is that thing that shifts gears in your car
These people definitely exist in small towns, they either don't have the resources to leave or stay there out of spite.
>No girls
What's the fricking point then? I'm not going to work hard and all this shit if I don't get to eventually procreate with a cutie and have a wholesome family.
The fun thing about life in 2023 is that even if you live in a huge city you have basically 0% chance of getting pussy let alone finding a gf unless you’re Chad
You just have no charisma and can't dance, I'm a fat bald dude and get laid all the time.
That's BS there are literally no incels in the city
Not true. My small town was full of former Chicagoens and wannabe cholos. There were a few trannies and weirdos like any town but mostly city people and spics.
>no gays
lol
lmao
they may not be overt in your face or in a don't ask don't tell discipline but gays exist absolutely everywhere
I worked at a biker bar in Waco, TX in college and there were several flamboyantly gay regulars. They were treated well, never harassed. If anything the attitude was “Wow, a gay, just like on Modern Family!”
The entire country is zogged to shit and the only place where small-town America is actually based is in libtards’ oppression fantasies.
Waco Texas is most famous for being the home of a frick-brain messianic child-raping cult you goddamn idiot. I'll understand if you don't know that because it happened 12 years before you were born and subsequently grew to a weight of 280.
Here, tell me if you think the following things happened in big cities or small towns:
Sunset laws
Laws banning homosexuality
Adopting the Ten Commandments as law
Getting drunk with their hick friends and dragging black men to death behind a pickup truck
Posting billboards advertising their town as the Home of the KKK
Okay cool you're a fricking moron have a nice day
>Sunset laws
>Laws banning homosexuality
>Adopting the Ten Commandments as law
>Getting drunk with their hick friends and dragging black men to death behind a pickup truck
>Posting billboards advertising their town as the Home of the KKK
are you going to list anything bad or what
Have you ever actually been there or did you just learn some reddit facts from four decades ago
Believe me I wish it was that based
Waco is better known for the ATF murdering an entire community of people freely exercising their first and second amendment rights
>that list
You've clearly never lived in an inner city, otherwise you'd be very sympathetic to the anti black laws.
>Sunset laws
>Laws banning homosexuality
based
>Adopting the Ten Commandments as law
also based
>Getting drunk with their hick friends and dragging black men to death behind a pickup truck
super based
>Posting billboards advertising their town as the Home of the KKK
also based
Where on Earth is this? I want to move there right now.
You’ll need a time machine unfortunately
I'm in, if I can live in a wonderland like the other anon described, where can I find one?
I’ll let you know when I find out
Sounds great. Unfortunately none of that has existed in the last 100 years at least. Blacks are the ones that commit violence in the USA and it's been that way for the last 175 years. The only sunset law that actually exists is never go to a black neighborhood at night.
Nailed it. Grew up in a similar place, Leesville Louisiana, and it was a miserable shithole. Not even the evangelicals were happy there because there's nothing to do but go walk around Walmart hoping you recognize somebody, and the cool kids driving their trucks in a loop around Sonic. Now I'm in Boulder, Colorado and love it.
>I moved from an impoverished half-black swamp town to a mountainous 90% white rich small town
>Now I am happy 🙂
Funny how that works
leesville exists solely because of fort polk, the shittiest posting in the entire us military
What’s the best posting?
Gadon posting
sounds awesome and quiet
It is, we're very close to the mountains and a whole lot of public land.
I'm talking about Leesville
>home of a frick-brain messianic child-raping cult
>Sunset laws
>Laws banning homosexuality
>Adopting the Ten Commandments as law
nothing wrong with any of these, you dumb redditard
Look at all the posts saying this all sounds great and yet every day you say you're le atheist. You trannies truly just want to be contrarian and have no intelligence.
>they may not be overt in your face or in a don't ask don't tell discipline but gays exist absolutely everywhere
>gays exist absolutely everywhere
Not in heaven where I'll be someday with Christ.
The plan is to meet a girl in a midsize town or city and then move to a small town or live innawoods with her
Small towns are comfy until you are in the circle.
Shit hits the fan easily in small communities that want to be private and hate newcomers, it's tale old as time.
Shirley Jackson's lottery is good read about this.
Wow you've only seen about four streets of your entire town
Yes. There are no economic opportunities, very few social opportunities and because of that they are often filled with prescription drug abuse and meth. Small town America isn't some glamorous counter to cities like Republicans would have you believe. There's a reason anyone with potential leaves these places for good.
This, a lot of them are frankly economically redundant and need to have voluntary resettlement programs like what the Newfoundland government does with the derelict fishing communities, where after enough people vote to leave the state resettles them all together somewhere with actual jobs and infrastructure maintenance with a payout of $100k-200k a household.
My hometown of 400 was originally a sawmill town for forests that no longer exist since the 1920s, doesn't have any local jobs beyond 1 dollar general and 1 gas station, so people either commute an hour to the nearest city or fly to work on oil rigs for weeks or months at a time. It's like living in a suffocating surveillance state where nobody has anything to do but gossip, watch TV, hunt (the lame kind where you put out corn and sit on your ass) or drugs, and the population keeps dwindling. 46 kids in my older brother's graduating class in 2008, 35 in my graduating HS class in 2011, 20 in my brother who graduated in 2013, 15 for my sister in 2015.
You run out of people to date so damn fast. I was a defacto incel in my small town; after moving to the state capital I started getting laid frequently due to there actually being girls and before I got married living in Boston and New York was like paradise with women making advances the like.
The best thing we could've all done was just collectively move somewhere else and let the place go back to nature in peace.
Your entire post reeks of carefully scripted bullshit. Sorry.
burlington gay detected
>Small town America isn't some glamorous counter to cities like Republicans would have you believe
t. city homosexual
t. basement-dwelling NEET
Your view is as accurate as theirs.
Not really. People who crave the HUSTLE AND BUSTLE or who are different get a weird chip on their shoulder over small towns, then slander them in the stuff they write.
For some people, they're ideal, but then those people have simple goals and ambitions, they're probably charismatic and so maintain a good community, etc.
Obviously some are shitholes because they grew up around an industry that then vanished, or they have serious local corruption, and there's no real "fix" for that because of America's communities being so distant from eachother. Sometimes you're born into a Mormon clusterfrick and there ain't much you can do about that. If you don't belong there, you feel very isolated - in other countries, you might live in a shitty small town but there are plenty of other towns or cities close by.
That doesn't mean all towns are bad and just because somebody goes online, engages with some queer furrykin discord, then complains that their town of entirely normal people are "backwards" and "bigoted" doesn't make it true.
>HUSTLE AND BUSTLE
I have never in my life anyone use this phrase , let alone use it to answer why they live in the city.
I had a friend visit me, and he was astonished about the whole sense community thing. We were out and about and I constantly ran into different friendly people I knew from somewhere.
I've also done some community work around town. I can see my own handiwork, so I have some sense of connection and being impactful in my small hometown.
That does sound nice. I feel invissible everywhere I go and it's extremely hard to meet people. That said, it is comforting to know that all the embarassing shit I've done won't follow me for life.
There are tons of nice leafy suburbs on the East Coast.
I'm tired of small town Americans thinking that the rest of the country is all skyscrapers.
Something like 80% of Americans live in suburban-style communities. The rural vs urban debate is fake and gay
If you mean like in the recent movies, that town is bizarrely empty yet nice looking. In a town that visibly upscale the mood is going to be different, you'll actually see people on the streets. And for a town that's as empty as Derry feels, it would be much more decrepit (there's plenty of towns like this).
Derry in the books was much grittier
>Derry in the books was much grittier
How? Explain
Visit Bangor
Imagine a young boy rubbing another young boy’s wiener until he’s shooting rope amongst refuse in a junkyard while any other child secretly watches them both
>FROM THE MASTER OF PEDOP- I MEAN HORROR, STEPHEN KING
what page?
That didn't actually happen
It always makes me laugh when people from cities with a population of 20k say they grew up in a small town. Same with suburbs outside of cities. Those aren’t small towns.
Anyway op I grew up in a town of 1000 people in northern Michigan. No blacks but a fair number of injuns as it’s on a reservation. Frankly for six months out of the year it is quite boring; there’s only so much ice fishing and snowmobiling you can do.
The other major issue is getting laid. On the one hand it’s easy as by high school you have literally known all the girls all your life. On the other hand with a class that small it is extremely awkward to only frick girls your friends have fricked and visa versa. Feels very incestuous. And there was only one cute scene girl that I was really into and I only got up the courage to frick her in 11th grade, which was only left a year to really enjoy her before I left for college. Lame.
Most teenagers frick around within their own extended friend group, it's pretty normal. It only became "weird" when the city-based hookup culture become mainstream.
City living unironically is a fricking menace because it takes so many practices that are literally centuries old and makes them "weird" by impressing the importance of ideas and practices that are literally incompatible with a vast portion of the world and the people who live there.
>people haven't lived in cities for thousands of years
Populations used to be way more spread out and rural. It wasn't feasible to have mega cities in most places because of food and water requirements. Ancient Rome grew to an immense size at its peak and it had to be subsidized with grain from several satellite provinces since even all of Italy combined could not feed it.
Rome wasn’t fed because the patricians refused to use land for grain and the dole had far more to do with keeping clients around in large numbers than it had to do with Italy’s inability to provide food.
Shut the frick up about shit you don’t understand.
> Most teenagers frick around within their own extended friend group
Only lesbians, ruralgays, international students, and ugly people do this
>Cinemaphile
>extended friend group
>friend group
>sex
Small towns are shitholes. I moved as soon as I graduated HS. Just meth addicted inbreds and religious fanatics.
Evil shit. Just an advertisement for smoking where they made a young girl smoke. Evil
yes
When I was a shota I used to run around in the countryside naked.
I want to live in a comfy small town with Sarah Gadon
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favorite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m frickin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
>PARDNER i just YEEHAW the peace and quiet of the country, it’s so BORING and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favorite EPISODES OF YELLOWSTONE. you should totally come on down to my shitty old house, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice pisswater or three and get crazy watching some wife approved reality TV! and pardner, pardner, PARDNER, we have MOSEY go down to the bar- listen here, right, it’s a REALLY SHITTY BAR where us COWBOYS who do COWBOYING can go DRINK AND DO NOTHING ELSE. HOWDY!!!! it’s also a BARN like when we were kids, so we can play awesome HORSESHOES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both taking lasso lessons, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our ANNOYING BABIES. i’m frickin Y'ALL man, i’m gonna DO-SI-DO this Miller and pop open another one!!!
>a nice pisswater or three
Bruh, they're drinking at minimum an 18 pack a day
I like living in a city. I'm in a nice 1920's converted hotel with huge ceilings and hardwood floors and the original trimmings and doorknobs and such with rent control. It looks like a poster or default wallpaper when I look out my window. We've got an awesome rooftop patio and I live by a bunch of cafes and restaurants with a grocery store a block away that has cheap food and a bunch of Asian and Mexican ingredients that you normally don't even find in this country.
Plus there's cool nightclubs, barcades and karaoke bars like you mentioned, comedy clubs that are actually good and get famous comedians all the time, movie theaters that do 70mm showings of obscure movies you'd never see otherwise, and whenever any movie premieres or a band goes on your it's guaranteed to be in a theater or venue here. And there's a lot of jobs you just wouldn't see elsewhere. Both white collar but even being able to get a security job where you get to pick your schedule on a phone app and just sit around not doing anything all day or WFH like me. We've got pretty good public transportation and beaches, too.
There's not really a downside outside of the houses being expensive.
SOVL
soulless, google reveals it's from reddit
>Bev
My pants felt suffocated watching this movie alright.
>liking this monkeyfaced b***h
face?
Both the city and the middle of nowhere are dystopian hell. Middle of nowhere wins by a hair. City is half nigs, half of nowhere is nearly dead boomers.
Small towns are insanely comfy places to grow up but yeah if you’re in your 20s or 30s without a family I could see how it would seem claustrophobic
I grew up in a ~1m person city but in college I dated a girl from a town of 4,000 in rural Indiana. I always enjoyed visiting her family, it seemed like a cozy life
>thinks it's reasonable that children lost in a sewer would all suddenly decide to frick the only female child in the group
King is a piece of shit.
>he wasn’t included in the coming-of-age gangbangs in his town
Damn bro…
>wasn’t included in the coming-of-age gangbangs
We did our coming-of-age gangbangs in a proper bedroom, not in a g'damn sewer like Black person savages.
You ever been lost in a sewer system with your bros?
Yeah, didnt think so. You gay.
>You ever been lost in a sewer system with your bros?
No, Black person, because only females have a problem with directions. b***h.
>bev planned it all along
Sasuga king-sama.
"Small towns" that are suburbs or bedroom communities for cities are fine.
Small towns in rural areas are shitholes full of moronic hicks. We decided to stop letting shitty agricultural and mining towns dry up and blow away so they just sit there, being supported hand and foot by the government while the people get dumber, fatter, and, hilariously, more politically conservative. If everyone in every town under 1000 citizens abruptly died we could reclaim the resources, let the roads go to waste, save billions, and lose nothing.
>Small towns in rural areas are shitholes full of moronic hicks
And if you're real lucky there's meth heads around the corner setting each other on fire and shit
Hmm I visited a nearby small town recently and didn’t really notice any of the things you described
This is a well-maintained suburb. Show me a picture of where these people work.
Suburb of what exactly?
dude you've got to be kidding me fat kid
nobody is so autistic they think fricking Ojai represents small town America it's a fricking resort town
If you're that stupid you need to pound a tent stake into your eye you are the kind of moron that needs to stay quiet when 14 year olds are talking about serious things lol
Ojai is basically Mayberry, a slice of American life so pure you could bake it into an apple pie
Over 60% of those houses
Are owned by rich people simi retired, it’s not a real town.
It’s one of those places that Larp as a small town, where all the money is coming from outside the town, and they maintain false pretenses like a soda fountain/shake shop. Lots of those in California
Kek, that's a suburb of LA. Looks like the SGV to me. I can recognize the observatory.
Oh, I'm wrong, it's by Santa Barbra.
It’s a town of 7900 nearly a hundred miles away from LA. Not a commuting suburb for SB either
Dude my small town looks nothing like that. It's one big dust bowl there's like no fricking trees here except for random small clusters
The biggest corp we have is a Walmart a minute outside of the town I fricking hate this dusty ass hickhole
Mayhaps you should move to Ojai
Looks cozy, But id rather be somewhere really cold where it snows all the time
>1400 sq feet (thought my 1700sq house was small)
>1.5 million dollars
>over a thousand dollars a square foot
The conservatism isn’t hilarious or ironic or contradictory. It’s people that are yearning for an economy that has been technologically outmoded and/or shipped to China. The irony is that the rural chuds are in most cases unwittingly attempting to battle capitalism by proxy, because it’s capitalism that wants to eradicate the inefficiencies you allude to
I think the complete destruction of the social fabric and public morality as well as wholesale ethnic replacement are bigger factors in the increasing number of people rvtvrning to small-town life than an attempt to recreate an outmoded economic system.
You’ll notice there’s no comparable yearning for small town life among Japanese millennials despite similar - arguably even worse - economic conditions.
Returners yeah, I don’t know anything about them though. I mean the “left behind” fentanyl rust belt type people. I live in a small town (albeit in the northeast) and I see them a lot. It’s usually the ramshackle houses with Trump stuff and conservative signage
Your opinion is duly noted, Robespierre. You keep on jerking yourself off and we'll keep on buying ammo.
1980s small town america was fricking kino
It really was
you have autism?
Grew up in a small town, lost my virginity at age 11 playing house with a girl down the street. Lots of stuff like that
Not really. You can live in a small town too that is only an hour's drive (or less) to a big or midsize town.
After being in big cities, small towns, and suburbs, I've decided that everywhere is shitty.
You don't enjoy running train on young girls? Laaaaame
I love how now virgin 30-35 year old anons who spent their lives leeching are suddenly dreaming about living in small Christian towns or countryside among hardworking Christians. These are the same anons who were insufferable atheists or (worse) pagans 10 years ago, yet are now pretending to have found the Lord and acting like they were on the righteous side the whole time.
I grew up with so many people like that IRL who made a show of rejecting Christ, moved out to the city to live a life of hedonism (or just never moved out of their parents basement), never got married or started a life, but are now hitting me up, telling me they're trying to move back, asking for details on local churches which they never went to.
Nah. You rejected the Lord, you don't get to pretend now that your life of emptiness has brought you to despair. We don't want you on our team and our small towns are full.
After
Somebody skipped the Prodigal Son day of Bible study
That was an actual son returning to his father, so of course he was welcomed back.
The moral of the story is the Father accepted the wayward son back into the home, and the son who stayed was wrong in rejecting his brother. No one is saying you should accept hateful satanic freak into your town, but a penitent wayward brother who’s decided to come home? Come on.
Luke 5:32 I came not to call the righteous, but sinners to repentance.
I haven’t ever seen a Christian gatekeep Christianity before, this is something new. Probably an extreme sin of pride thoughbeit
>what is the prodigal son
Don't be so self righteous.
20:9 And when those hired about the eleventh hour came, they received each a denarius.
20:10 And when the first ones came, they supposed that they would receive more. And they themselves also received each a denarius.
20:11 And when they received it, they murmured against the householder,
20:12 Saying, These last ones worked one hour, and you have made them equal to us who bore the burden of the day and the scorching heat.
20:13 But he answered one of them and said, Friend, I am doing nothing unrighteous to you. Did you notagree with me for a denarius?
20:14 Take what is yours and go. I want to give to this last one even as I have given to you.
20:15 Is it not lawful for me to do what I 1wish with what is mine? Or is your eye evil because I am good?
I am the Lord.
They're worse.
t. Grew up in the corn belt
What is the population cutoff for “small town?”
I lived in a town of 180k for a few years and always thought of that as a small town, but 10k people is clearly a completely different experience
Anything over 10k isn't a small town imo.
If it has more than one high school it’s not a small town
>I lived in a town of 180k for a few years and always thought of that as a small town,
Your confusion stems from the fact you've moronic.
>you've moronic
HURR DURR
I grew up in a small town. It's like anywhere else - there is good and bad. The bad is often more noticeable on the surface because the distance separating the two is smaller.
Yes. I spent the summer in one of these picturesque small Northern towns when I was a kid. They're beautiful, but goddamn. I wanted to die by the end of those two months.
>hur durr i suffer in my small town of 3000 people
you don,t know how good you have it.
t. population 89 as of 2020
Do you live in Alaska or something
Georgia (the state)
there are a few enjoyable fishing spots 10-15 minutes from my house, the only thing tha prevents me from suicide. not that i've caught a fish in 6 months anyways.,
surprised nobody posted the reddit screencap of the dude who gets anxious away from cities
>Waco
>Small town
There's a fricking orangutan that lives in that city. Is this a joke.
obviously there's some bad parts to living in a small town but i think it's quite a bit better than living in a city. every modern city in the world is the same. you've seen one shitty city you've seen them all.
The perfect urban form is low-rise medium density, aka what you find in LA, Phoenix, Salt Lake City, and many other western U.S. cities
>still car-centric so no “unplanned pedestrian encounters”
>tight grid means no space is wasted
>small setbacks, most buildings have direct frontage to the street
It’s comfy, practical, and uniquely American
I guess it’s actually low-rise high density.
Very kino
>posts a picture of Compton
This is bait right? Looks like hell.
It’s ideal for large city living in our violent, low-trust society. You would never raise kids in Chicago or NYC, sending them to school on the subway… walking everywhere… totally unthinkable.
But with the Chad western low-rise supergrid, you have all the benefits of urban life with none of the drawbacks. Access to all the major city amenities. Walkability within a small zone, but cars are needed for long trips, ensuring undesirable elements don’t make their way into your neighborhood.
It’s perfect.
Also compare to Southern cities, which have zero walkability and don’t even feel like cities. Low-density suburbs wrapped around a few office towers. Also bad
Forgot pic of the Southern trash
Not desirable in a diverse, low trust society. As europoors are quickly finding out
>diverse, low trust society
Get a better society then
I actually enjoy living in the LA area. Better than NYC anyway
>perfect climate
>perfect urbanism
>perfect vibes
Sadly lot of the archetypal SoCal blondes moved to Arizona and Texas in the last decade but LA is still the best city in America, bar none
I'm still an LA blonde, but from archetypical
Gaze upon perfection, burger
how do you decide whose turn it is to use the tree squares?
car centric anything is categorically ungood
That’s the genius of it. It IS walkable, but only within your neighborhood. Longer trips necessitate a car, so you get very little mixing of people between neighborhoods.
It’s not like Southern sprawl (see
), which is totally unwalkable even for the most local journeys
It’s the perfect mix of dense and safe
>It IS walkable, but only within your neighborhood.
Why would you ever walk it though? It's the same shit wherever you go.
You might walk to the local coffee shop, tennis court, or convenience store. Same reason you’d walk somewhere in any other city.
But larger trips, even to the grocery store or school, require a car. That means the only people you’re likely to encounter are those who live in your immediate local area. No Black folk trying to shoot/rob you. No muslims trying to rape your kids. 80% of the safety of a smaller town, but you still live just minutes away from all the amenities of a megacity.
*the only people you’re likely to encounter on foot
Boy am I glad I live in relatively Black person/mudslime free city
im looking at the first circle of hell right there
It’s much denser and more efficient than Southern sprawl
I have a special hatred of coldesands, it makes suburban living even longer commutes to get anywhere, even somewhere close.
Ca has those too in the OC and beyond
It’s crazy that there’s almost a perfect overlap between people who feel this way about the suburbs and people who vote for policies that make the cities unlivable
they both look awful
>no space is wasted
Black person, the USA is a sparsely populated zombieland still in most places, waste all the space you want
If it's a tourist town they get by pretty good. I still have family in a small town and many of them are defined by their addictions.
>It by Stephen King
>"who you be, what you is"
It was written by Stephen King, you fricking illiterate zoomer
Cities are hellholes but small towns are also terrible.
The sweet spot is unironically a suburban area within about 20 minutes outside the city, or even a little closer depending on the area. There is a reason leftists hate suburbs so much and it’s because they are 1. Jealous and 2. Offended that people don’t want to be their neighbor.
American just sucks in general
Frankly I never understood the obsession with walkability anyway. A man should seek a stand-alone home with land of his own, full stop. If you have that, walkability becomes rarer, so the walkability is the first of the two priorities that should be discarded.
That’s because you are some tv addicted piss lager drinking who thinks a laz-ebony is the pinnacle of home decor
Are you telling me with a straight face that living in a city apartment surrounded by gays with no land if your own makes you less of a gay than a landowner with mediocre interior decorating skills?
Owning a small plot of land is just owning more chores and less friends
>A man should seek a stand-alone home with land of his own, full stop
nah
It insists upon itself
I wish I could move somewhere that small. Instead I'm stuck in a 45k town full of trashy browns and gangs and shit.
didn't watch.
How did they handle her gang bang scene?
frick, just read the book....
>no sense of community, just a bunch of people smashed together in the same location
>nobody talks to each other
>no connection to nature
>shitty air
>live in a concrete box
city slickers are truly deranged
all of america sucks but i really hate living in podunk isolated places the most.
AIEEEE WHERE'S ALL THE Black folk AND CRIME? I'M GOING INSAAAAAANE
Daily reminder that the director pussied out from the orgy where the kids gangbanged that ugly b***h
>you want me to film a gang rape of an ugly b***h
>by children?
>frick no, frick off
wow what a monster
>rape
pathetic white knight
oh sorry, the consensual gang bang of...uh, a a 12 or 13 year old, with a group of boys. which the author describes the thickness, length and hardness of each boys wiener, in detail?
id say imagine its your daughter but fricking lmao, your never going to have kids, you gotta get laid first
>he doesnt read the news
1 day, you will realize that there are women born to be bawds and that have gangbangs in public schools at the age of 13 or 14 😉
triggered moralgay “i-incel!!”
At least they were her age
Does he describe her pussy hair?
Yeah. Imagine being King’s wife and having to read his coked out sex fantasies before he sends it to his editors. I’d divorce immediately if my husband handed my an explicit underage gangbang
Pretty sure she's into it, have you seen her?
The first movie was way better than the second movie.
Nope, murderers dressed like clowns is normal in the big city though.