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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Candy saw what a wimp he was when he broke down like a gay and needed her to save him
    And that's on top of Dipper being a toxic incel. Imagine hating an incel for being toxic and then you need to SAVE their weak schlubby ass as well on top of that. Pathetic.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. Actual Quote:
      >"Plus, after seeing you flee that spider like a baby, I kind of lost interest."
      Dipper's a betamale and Candy knows it.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I’d say Dipper was the one who dodged a bullet.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Textbook saving face, come on man.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Candy saw what a wimp he was when he broke down like a gay and needed her to save him
        And that's on top of Dipper being a toxic incel. Imagine hating an incel for being toxic and then you need to SAVE their weak schlubby ass as well on top of that. Pathetic.

        do you think she would have soaked her panties if she saw him throw a punch at bill

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No, I think she’d laugh at how weak and pathetic he is that he just runs away from Bill crying

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He Never did that. Do you watch the show.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Smurf-fag

        A kid has his life threatened by a cannibal monster
        >Eww, helping others turns me off. Boys have to save me and take care of me, NOT the other way; and he can never talk to another girl. I'm the important one, even if we are not dating and have not shown interest in me. Didn't you know?
        Vainy b***h would have been scared too.

        The Tootie is always better than the Trixie.

        Not even close,Tootie wouldn't think less of TImmy if he saw him get scared and run to save his life, and she would do anything to help him.

    • 3 weeks ago
      B

      >Choosing a dorky chink over a rich hot blonde
      No, Dipper has common sense, the choice was obvious.

      Mabel was way way hornier, then dipper, he just needs to wait till later in life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are trying to hard, dude.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will ALWAYS hate the manlet hack for sinking my crackship. ALWAYS

      get off of Cinemaphile alex

      >Choosing a dorky chink over a rich hot blonde
      No, Dipper has common sense, the choice was obvious.

      He shouldve fricked candy, pacificia, and his hot sister too

      This. Actual Quote:
      >"Plus, after seeing you flee that spider like a baby, I kind of lost interest."
      Dipper's a betamale and Candy knows it.

      God i wanna pummel the writers of roadside attraction into a coma

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god i wish i had a girl like that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Choosing a dorky chink over a rich hot blonde
    No, Dipper has common sense, the choice was obvious.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      there was no choice, they didn't get together. By next summer Pacifica will have fricked one of her millions of much more eligible boyfriends at school

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Pacifica literally has Dipper on her mind number and Mabel wants her and Dipper.

        Nice try(comic disproves everything you said), also the creator states their a couple on his Twitter as a official confirmation for not finishing the show.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >also the creator states their a couple on his Twitter
          No he didn’t? The only thing Hirsch has ever said is that Dipper is a kid so he isn’t ready for any romance.
          As soon as Pacifica goes to school after dipper leaves she’s gonna frick one of her 1 million boyfriends there, Dipper doesn’t even have a phone to stay on touch with lol she’s finding someone else just like both Wendy AND Candy did.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >The only thing Hirsch has ever said is that Dipper is a kid so he isn’t ready for any romance.
            I always found this a little ironic, even if Mabel gets the same lesson in the end. Mabel gets to date around and learn that she's better off finding a sense of inner peace and happiness first. Dipper isn't allowed to do the same to draw the same conclusion.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Tootie is always better than the Trixie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tootie actually had a character and unique personality though. Candy for some reason became Korean Mabel and was pretty boring, even Grenda had better jokes.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tootie being an uggo and annoying doesnt make her unique.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            She actually has a whole angle of sibling abuse though on top of her crush, which unironically makes her more thought out than most of Hacklet Balds characters

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Tootie is cute i'll fight you
            captcha: 4PvPg

    • 3 weeks ago
      pacifica northwest

      seriously its not even up for debate

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >javisuzumiya
          Cringe.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Dipcifica Chad's stealing this thread like Pacifica stole Dipper from the asiatic and the hag
        Pottery

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Best ship

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Based Dipcifica chad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          A good ship

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anons need to grow up to understand this.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pacifica became a waitress(less than even a wagie lmao) after her mansion got blown up so they're on the same level of financial stability by the end

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that was just a dumb scrapped idea, she was still rich in the final episode but they had to sell off the mansion. She still has a pony, buys expensive gifts, does upper-class photoshoots in the comic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It really was a great idea and it's a shame they dropped it.
          The humbled rich brat is an underrated trope.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This

        that was just a dumb scrapped idea, she was still rich in the final episode but they had to sell off the mansion. She still has a pony, buys expensive gifts, does upper-class photoshoots in the comic.

        maybe she just gets a part time job if anything to keep herself busy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It really was a great idea and it's a shame they dropped it.
          The humbled rich brat is an underrated trope.

          They should have made it to be her rumspringa in the family.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Her rumspringa will be when she marries Dipper. Her parents will sperg that out she didn't marry a rich man.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what "research", Dipper? You're some nobody mcdonalds cashier living in California after Mabel told you to, remember?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pacifica better fit Dipper's snarky sense of humor and she kind of got him in a way Wendy and Candy didn't. She's a rich brat but he brings her down to earth and vice versa. Pacifica was able to make Dipper normal about his autistic mysteries for a few minutes and actually talked to him unlike everyone else who just kind of makes fun of him.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Pacifica was able to make Dipper normal about his autistic mysteries for a few minutes and actually talked to him
        No she wasn’t and no she didn’t. This really sounds like you’re writing a bunch of fanfiction about their “relationship” (standing next to eachother in 1 episode) to cope with the fact Dipper’s a loveless incel.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          homie did you watch Northwest Mansion Mystery

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I feel like this is gaslighting because I swore there was like 3 scenes in the manor episode where they talked about how fricking shitty their families were and a whole chapter in a book where they have a heart to heart as well. They seem more on each other's level. Wendy was nice to Dipper but she still saw him as a little kid in tbe bunker episode.

            Maybe I'm wrong I haven't watched the show in 10 years but I remember Dipper and Pacifica having a lot to talk about in the few episodes they were together in.

            homie did you? The whole episode was Dipper trying to solve a mystery and Pacifica just tagging along, then at the end she cries because daddy rings a bell at her and she doesn’t wanna do what he says.
            Not a single thing about Pacifica “actually talking to him” in a way other girls didn’t, and not a single thing about her making him stop investigating mysteries. The whole episode she made him solve the mystery. You have surrounded yourself in fanfiction.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              See [...]
              You’re an idiot and try to milk the shit out of a very milquetoast episode because it’s the only droplet of nourishment your pathetic shipper brain can get.
              Even when you have to completely make shit up like “duuuuh Pacifica totally brings dipper down to earth and makes him stop caring about mysteries because of that scene where…um…because it sounds cool in my head OK???”

              Watch https://youtu.be/tR-KRmZ3zgs?si=hNTreelRn0b49g2Y&t=208

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Watch…what? Pacifica whining that “oh nooo my famiwy is rich we’re so evil?!?”
                That’s not Pacifica bringing dipper down to earth or making him act normal or stop caring about mysteries, that’s just Hirsch whining about rich people. You make up bullshit about their “dynamics” where they don’t exist or never even happened

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dipper makes Pacifica feel like she's something other than a link in the "world's worst family"

                >Padippica is my least favorite ship from the show.
                Why? Out of all the girls he's been with that are his age and not his sister, Dipper had the best chemistry with her.

                Anti Dipcificas are moronic

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                cool, so Dipper said a nice thing to her when she's sad. That's totally chemistry, and not just something any and all human beings do.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Boys and girls can’t just be friends.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I feel like this is gaslighting because I swore there was like 3 scenes in the manor episode where they talked about how fricking shitty their families were and a whole chapter in a book where they have a heart to heart as well. They seem more on each other's level. Wendy was nice to Dipper but she still saw him as a little kid in tbe bunker episode.

          Maybe I'm wrong I haven't watched the show in 10 years but I remember Dipper and Pacifica having a lot to talk about in the few episodes they were together in.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dude, you didn't watch the show.

          I feel like this is gaslighting because I swore there was like 3 scenes in the manor episode where they talked about how fricking shitty their families were and a whole chapter in a book where they have a heart to heart as well. They seem more on each other's level. Wendy was nice to Dipper but she still saw him as a little kid in tbe bunker episode.

          Maybe I'm wrong I haven't watched the show in 10 years but I remember Dipper and Pacifica having a lot to talk about in the few episodes they were together in.

          Nope you're right, especially like

          homie did you watch Northwest Mansion Mystery

          said Northwest Mansion Mystery had them have heart to hearts, not the mention the comics and journal 3 pretty much confirmed there were romantic feelings on both sides.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            See

            [...]
            homie did you? The whole episode was Dipper trying to solve a mystery and Pacifica just tagging along, then at the end she cries because daddy rings a bell at her and she doesn’t wanna do what he says.
            Not a single thing about Pacifica “actually talking to him” in a way other girls didn’t, and not a single thing about her making him stop investigating mysteries. The whole episode she made him solve the mystery. You have surrounded yourself in fanfiction.

            You’re an idiot and try to milk the shit out of a very milquetoast episode because it’s the only droplet of nourishment your pathetic shipper brain can get.
            Even when you have to completely make shit up like “duuuuh Pacifica totally brings dipper down to earth and makes him stop caring about mysteries because of that scene where…um…because it sounds cool in my head OK???”

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe if they didn't set it up when there was only 4 episodes left in the show, sure.

    On that note, I think this episode wouldn't have gotten as much hate if it had came earlier in the show's run. Not after Into the Bunker AND Northwest Manor Mystery.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always felt like the way Alex handled this particular ship was weirdly hostile and aggressive, to the point where he made easily the worst episode in the entire series just to shit on it.

    The point of these sort of ship teases is to give hints, but never really provide a definitive answer. He was doing this for Wendy (obviously) and Pacifica (whom had NO chemistry or positive interaction with Dipper until midway through season 2) but for some reason he took exception to Candy. Knowing Alex's mentality, he probably thinks WMAF couples are associated with the alt-right or some other shit.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no woman would ever want a loser like dipper

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mabel can’t even imagine living without him. She’d rather the world get destroyed than have him leave.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >She’d rather the world get destroyed than have him leave.
        I'm mad to this day Bill didn't tell the other Pines Mabel gave him the rift. I know he tricked her, but still.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is why anime is beating us

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Manga currently has unironic cuckold fantasies on their stories, Owari da.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Oh god- the entirety of doujin threads have to SPECIFY “no NTR”, it’s just madness. I really can’t fathom why the anime mind craves that content so, so much. Why???

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Low self-esteem.
          And as crazy as it sounds, it is less harmful than the revenge fantasy sour grapes stories you also see often in animanga.
          Anime was a mistake.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh god- the entirety of doujin threads have to SPECIFY “no NTR”, it’s just madness. I really can’t fathom why the anime mind craves that content so, so much. Why???

            Lol the lack of self awareness. If I want to browse rule 34 with a random popular girl character, half of the fanart is blacked or besteality. It's way worse in the western scene. Hell their fan porn comics are filled with NTR even when the subject is not ntr.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You said it pal, FAN porn comics.
              I'm talking about the official works.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, there is plenty of official stuff as well.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Can you find something of the magnitude of my example?

                You said it pal, FAN porn comics.
                I'm talking about the official works.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because otaku/weebs are all beta males who will never touch a woman, and so their minds have been twisted and perverted into getting off on never touching a woman.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I am the fat ugly bastard irl.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          western r34 has just as much if not more ntr made, but western media isn't as sexually open as Cinemaphile so there's less or no times it actually comes up in discussion of the real thing the r34 is based off of.
          It's just an unfortunate, if omnipresent, vocal minority on both sides.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >western r34 has just as much if not more ntr made
            Western ntr is blacked, that says enough about ntr enjoyers from anywhere.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Anime Mind
          It’s SEAgays and chinks. It’s the end result of them killing most of the female babies born for a couple decades (this has had huge impacts - there are more men alive today than women, despite men tending to die earlier from natural causes and work in industries with much higher morbidity rates, solely because they killed so many baby girls).
          And it’s further promoted here in the west because ~~*porn producers*~~ use it to incorporate race shit

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          men are becoming weaker and more estrogenized. a bunch of fetishes have taken advantage of that. femdom, shemales, NTR, it's all the same thing. Internalized misandry and low T.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I have a strong feeling you could find something comparable in modern comics.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You can.
          >Superman listened to his wife lois getting fricked by another man, and also Superman's mom got ressurected temporarily just to get fricked by Lobo and die immediately afterwards
          >Catwoman left Batman at the altar then immediately had sex with a new OC man, then came back to Gotham and betrayed Bruce and yet he still simps for her
          >Mary Jane has been fricking and sucking another man called "Paul" for years and Spider-man is endlessly butthurt about it, even has two shots of her waking up naked next to him, all of his other love interests are still being passed around by different men
          I could go on.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What is Rent A Girlfriend?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only anime romances I gave two shits about are from Berserk and Meduka Meguca. And neither turned out well.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It still blows my mind that season 2 had not one but TWO episodes that felt like they were specifically intended to be "frick you, shippers" episodes. At least Into the Bunker had more going on than Wendy shooting down Dipper but Roadside Attraction is so mean spirited.
    At least Northwest Mansion Mystery played with the ship fuel in a positive way, though Padippica is my least favorite ship from the show.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was another case of Alex the manlet getting too big for his britches. You could actually hear him sniffing his own farts whenever he went on one of his "Dipper is too young to understand love" tirades. Baldlex actually thought this was some sort of groundbreaking angle to take on the whole situation and I feel like it was his way of subtlety giving Phineas and Ferb the finger (see how that played out long term) for all its shipper teasing shenanigans with characters that were just as young as Dipper. If Ferb could get Vanessa why couldn't Dipper get Wendy? Because that isn't LE REAL? Go frick yourself with the film reels to your growing many failed pilots you grubby little hack.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Padippica is my least favorite ship from the show.
      Why? Out of all the girls he's been with that are his age and not his sister, Dipper had the best chemistry with her.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I feel like her redemption arc is mostly unearned and the idea that they're compatible at all is built in a single episode near the end of the show's run.
        I also just don't like blondes.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm still kinda mad

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What's in her backpack? I don't remember if she ever took anything from it

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Condoms and tampons.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
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    Anonymous
  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shippers are mentally ill.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good evening, Alexander.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'm grateful we got one shot of Candy's feet.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >she's Hole #7

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        and 8 and 9

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Emma Sue = Emmy C?
      I always had a sneaking suspicion her and Dana had a hand in this episode, even if they weren't on the credits.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Emma Sue should've been endgame

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        She and Yarnball Girl mog most of the female cast of the show.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She had great rapport with Dipper too and for all "Dipper is himself around Pacifica" discussion he's an even better version when he was talking with her. We were robbed

          are you kidding? if this girl had braces, it would basically be Mabel.

          also, is she wearing skin-coliured socks?

          She looks more like a Californian Pacifica if Dipper and Mabel went back home and met her near the beaches

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are you kidding? if this girl had braces, it would basically be Mabel.

      also, is she wearing skin-coliured socks?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >if this girl had braces, it would basically be Mabel.
        now we know why Dipper was so drawn to her

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pinecest is top tier. no one fricks like Mabel.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they fit each other perfectly.

            We need more wholesome WenDip to offset all this unwholesome cuckery and incest.

            wendip and pinecest are the best. and combining the two.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >no one fricks like Mabel.
            she's probably fun to bang.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              mabel fricking rides for hours and grunts when you hit just the right spots

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I always imagined she's very vocal during it all. I also imagine she's the type who demands a partner who's very giving, but she would enthusiastically return the favor. You give a lot, you get a lot.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              DP's Mabel somehow feels more on model than on model, despite not really being on model.
              All fandoms pray to have an artist this good in their ranks.
              >God I wish she drew more WenDip than she did.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                she is just oozing everything about mabel. DP is a real student of humanity, which makes sense, girls write the best girls.
                and yes, I want her to put wendy into the pinecest too, but... oh well, I'll just do it myself.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think it's because she captures the energy and dialogue really well. Not many fanartists can do that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's hard..

                Crying, screaming, angst, needing to be away from them for a little while. Especially since now it turns out the cute cousin she had a fling with is also her brother *and* her... uncle? maybe?

                hang on, are you suggesting she didn't know they were her parents, and thought one of them was an aunt/uncle, and that one had a kid separately from her?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, in at least one continuity. Being a fan character, there's no hard-canon. I like my scenario, but a scenario where they're her parents and she assumes they're a "normal" couple is always a neat idea.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It's just, that was kind of a leap.
                and the established premise was that she "finds out her parents are siblings" meaning she already knew dipper and mabel as mom and dad. You can make up your own, but you replied to that one as if you were sticking to it.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ahh, I see, okay. Sorry, I just got a little confused. Most of the fics/scenarios I've read have the status quo I mentioned.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ohhh is that right? Interesting. So I assume Mabel generally lives with the kid and Dipper's the "uncle"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yep, good ol' Uncle Dipper. Guess what he does with his niece in half the stories?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                with Mabel's supervision, right? not.. not behind her back.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >with Mabel's supervision, right?
                As far as I've seen, hell yeah.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                okay good. that sounds really cute
                I would definitely use Cassie but I would give them twins. her brother could be called... Calvin. Carter. ... Casshern.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Casey. Casey is a cute name and close to her's.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that would be just cruel. but for kids who were named Mason and Mabel, I think they might just go for that
                see if I was making up names from scratch it'd be Stan and Stacy, or Sherman and Shirley... I like kids bein named after someone 2 gens back.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                On the bright side, he'd be named after the coolest Ninja Turtles character!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh frick yeah. Casey Jones was badass.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Absolutely disgusting. I can't imagine there are people out there like that. What kind of stories? Do you have names? I need to know what to avoid.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Looking up "Cassie Pines" on AO3 wields some interesting results... to avoid, I mean.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous
              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                with Mabel's supervision, right? not.. not behind her back.

                >with Mabel's supervision, right?
                As far as I've seen, hell yeah.

                Absolutely disgusting. I can't imagine there are people out there like that. What kind of stories? Do you have names? I need to know what to avoid.

                okay good. that sounds really cute
                I would definitely use Cassie but I would give them twins. her brother could be called... Calvin. Carter. ... Casshern.

                >that sounds really cute
                Look the twincest is one thing but pedo incest shit is where I draw the line, seek help you sick fricks.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                nobody gave an age for the character
                did your junk not work til you were 16 or something

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I really really like the Limey404 era aged up Mabel

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                she's perfect. but she drew them young too and was just as cute

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              DP's Mabel somehow feels more on model than on model, despite not really being on model.
              All fandoms pray to have an artist this good in their ranks.
              >God I wish she drew more WenDip than she did.

              She's just so Mabely.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Emma Sue a cute

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Corn Maze girl makes me WOAH
      Emma Sue makes me OUHHH
      Yarnball girl makes me OOOOOO
      Log Land girl makes me UUUUUGH
      Candy makes me YYUUUUMMM

      It's been like 10 years, but that episode where they acted like him being outgoing and getting girl's numbers was loose behavior... well, that was a deranged episode, right? It's not just me?

      It was the closest to him being a player they could have him be without it being unrealistic to his character and too horny like if he made out with all of them

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yarnball girl is doing things to me

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dipper and Pacifica worked much better. Especially when you factor in the fact that whatever girl he eventually fricked Mabel would eventually worm her way into a threesome with them.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wrong way around, Paz would be the one worming into a threesome with mild blackmail

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dipper has nothing to apologize for, he didn't even want to be with her.
    It's wrong for him to use tricks to talk to girls, but it's okay if girls do the same?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ... technically, yes. but that's not what the episode was saying. they're presenting male interest in females as assault.
      in reality, it's like the black market, a direct result of a failure in the intended supply of resources.
      Women are supposed to hit on men. aggressively. We are made to be admired and macked on, and they are obsessed with visuals. We don't notice their outfits or anything, they notice ours. it's just nature. We love being praised, they shy away from it.
      But women are too scared now, they never hit on us. So we have to pick up the slack, and it's unpleasant for both of us.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's been like 10 years, but that episode where they acted like him being outgoing and getting girl's numbers was loose behavior... well, that was a deranged episode, right? It's not just me?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was a terrible episode, felt like filler for s1

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I read it as "Pacifica has some good insides"

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He got something better

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he didn't "get" her though, they're not a thing. Pacifica's gonna frick a million boyfriends in school while Dipper's gonna be sitting at the incel table in California

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        t. seething candy

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Stop Candy posting it was confirmed by the creator that he got with her

        Dipper self inserters are pathetic

        Has anyone drawn a balding Dipper to match hirsch?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Has anyone drawn a balding Dipper to match hirsch?
          Yeah someone posted one over in the hate-thread that's going for 2010s male protags

          [...]

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        incest* table
        fixed that for you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They stole the big head joke from Invader Zim
      Alex is a shameless hack

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dipper is only for one girl anyways.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dipper self inserters are pathetic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alex is the OG Bald and Bankrupt

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alex is a hack

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the x-acto knife
          kek

          i told you guys this shit was part of /gfg/ lore looong before the luke thing

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I miss /gfg/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alex is the OG Bald and Bankrupt

      Alex is a hack

      Where the frick is Bikini Cowboy 2?

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    PLEASE FRICK OFF

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Eh Pacifica better and actually sees the chad and loser in dipper. While Candy kind of was the writers voice for degrading dipper for doing what Mabel basically does all summer lol.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nah Dipper is a fricking loser the show says so itself:

      This. Actual Quote:
      >"Plus, after seeing you flee that spider like a baby, I kind of lost interest."
      Dipper's a betamale and Candy knows it.

      no woman would ever want a loser like dipper

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        See

        Eh Pacifica better and actually sees the chad and loser in dipper. While Candy kind of was the writers voice for degrading dipper for doing what Mabel basically does all summer lol.

        >Eh Pacifica better and actually sees the chad and loser in dipper.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's with the sudden dipper hate he's like one of the last good male mc in cartoons.

        See [...]
        >Eh Pacifica better and actually sees the chad and loser in dipper.

        Yeah that's why dipper was great he was a loser but knew when to stand up for himself and others. Like the gideon finale fight in S1, he really stood up for his friends and what he thought was right but he was also a know it all and anxious loser at times.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >What's with the sudden dipper hate he's like one of the last good male mc in cartoons.
          There's always been a Dipper hate-dom, especially on Cinemaphile. I've no real idea why. Maybe it's because there's so many people who self-insert as Dipper, kinda like Marco
          >t. I self insert as Dipper

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't self insert as him lol, but I like him as a mc. Never would have thought he had a hate-dom guess it just depends on the time. I feel remember so much chad dipper Cinemaphile art. So guess it's been enough time the haters are more prominent.

            he was a shit-tier excuse for an "mc" and a beta, the only reason he was around was to roll over like a dog for Candy and Wendy and Mabel and tell them how awesome they are. Not cool, not funny, not entertaining, just a schlubby weak willed homosexual

            To be fair I liked dipper and he had his moments but they also did have agendas at times to make him look weak or dumb. I feel that's why I like him though he's the last non pussy mc as he at least had some balls compared to crybaby males that are exactly like you said but no backbone at times.

            >Yeah that's why dipper was great he was a loser but knew when to stand up for himself and others. Like the gideon finale fight in S1, he really stood up for his friends and what he thought was right but he was also a know it all and anxious loser at times.
            Dipper was the best character, he deserved a better sister than Mabel

            Seems we have all three opinions here kek. An you aren't wrong really more like some of the writers had a agenda like the dating ep where they made him seem like a scumbag when mabel does that the whole show.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the writers had a agenda like the dating ep where they made him seem like a scumbag when mabel does that the whole show.
              Writers definitely favored Mabel. It's been 8 years and I still can't believe it was never revealed to everyone that she was the one who gave Bill the rift, if it was Dipper it would've definitely been mentioned

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >It's been 8 years and I still can't believe it was never revealed to everyone that she was the one who gave Bill the rift, if it was Dipper it would've definitely been mentioned
                I was really shocked at this too. I thought for sure Bill would've mentioned it to try and cause conflict between Dipper and Mabel. The finale really fumbled on some things.

                Anons need to grow up to understand this.

                True, real chads know Dipcifica is best ship.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >he's the last non pussy mc
              Is Marco a pussy? I don't really feel like he is, and he was after Dipper.
              He was also one of the last male MCs Disney had.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Weren't they the same time, also bro marco is one of the biggest pussies in cartoon. Just harem and chad cope that has made you forget, bro wore a dress like 4 different times. An characters like Janna treated him like a b***h the whole show and no one respected him half the times.

                >the writers had a agenda like the dating ep where they made him seem like a scumbag when mabel does that the whole show.
                Writers definitely favored Mabel. It's been 8 years and I still can't believe it was never revealed to everyone that she was the one who gave Bill the rift, if it was Dipper it would've definitely been mentioned

                True really I like mabel but they really made it known who they preferred. At least they did the comic to apologize and give her potential to change and grow.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >bro wore a dress like 4 different times.
                I guess I forgot about that, I haven't really interacted with anything from the show in awhile besides the piles of really good StarCo porn. It makes him look better.

                pinecest is top tier. no one fricks like Mabel.

                Pinecest is only popular because of Doublepines, it doesn't make sense at all

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why is Dipper such a fricking midget? Jesus, Wendy is only 2 years older than him. God I hate Alex.
                Captcha: AVAG

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Why is Dipper such a fricking midget? Jesus, Wendy is only 2 years older than him.
                I never understood why the characters like Dipper, Mabel, Pacifica, Candy, and Grenda were so short compared to characters like Wendy and Robbie. 12-13 year olds aren't that much shorter than 15-16 years olds. What makes it weirder too is Gideon I believe was supposed to be around 10, yet he's nearly the same height as all the 12-13 year olds even though they're portrayed as being half the size of the 15-16 year olds. The animators are fricking morons.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why is Dipper such a fricking midget? Jesus, Wendy is only 2 years older than him. God I hate Alex.
                Captcha: AVAG

                Wendy's supposed to be tall for her age, but they didn't make her much different then the other teenagers.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Exactly my point. Why are characters only 2-3 years younger than them like a foot shorter?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                israelite genes vs lumberjack genes. their kids will probably be a nice healthy medium

                >Why is Dipper such a fricking midget? Jesus, Wendy is only 2 years older than him.
                I never understood why the characters like Dipper, Mabel, Pacifica, Candy, and Grenda were so short compared to characters like Wendy and Robbie. 12-13 year olds aren't that much shorter than 15-16 years olds. What makes it weirder too is Gideon I believe was supposed to be around 10, yet he's nearly the same height as all the 12-13 year olds even though they're portrayed as being half the size of the 15-16 year olds. The animators are fricking morons.

                [...]
                Wendy's supposed to be tall for her age, but they didn't make her much different then the other teenagers.

                yeahhh they really dropped the ball there. and when we went back in time 10 years 5 year old Wendy was tiny and riding a bigwheel like a toddler.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Speaking from personal experience as a former manlet, some people just don't grow until their late teens to early adulthood, hell I was barely 5'8'' when I started going to college and in a couple of months I became 6'1''. Shit just happens.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >late teens to early adulthood
                those don't go in that order... unless your brain was held back as long as your nuts
                anyway yeah late growth spurts do happen. not common, but my dad did get a couple extra inches in college.. i did too, but instead of height, my skull and ribcage and pelvis all got significantly larger around.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but again he's mostly chadded up in porn, also vice versa. Some peeps really lean into the femboy/feminized vibe. Really you almost have to headcanon these newer male mcs now.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          he was a shit-tier excuse for an "mc" and a beta, the only reason he was around was to roll over like a dog for Candy and Wendy and Mabel and tell them how awesome they are. Not cool, not funny, not entertaining, just a schlubby weak willed homosexual

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah he was legit so pathetic lol
            >almost every episode is him being helpless and needing to beg Candy or Mabel or Wendy to save him
            >episode where Dipper gets beaten up by that videogame man because he's afraid of Robbie beating him up, then Robbie picks Dipper up his shirt and prepares to punch Dipper and Dipper just starts crying like a weak gay
            >spends the entire series simping for Wendy and Wendy getting him to do all kinds of shit for her, only to reject him and frick Robbie instead. Dipper then has to apologise to Wendy and later Candy for daring to think he has a chance

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            yeah he was legit so pathetic lol
            >almost every episode is him being helpless and needing to beg Candy or Mabel or Wendy to save him
            >episode where Dipper gets beaten up by that videogame man because he's afraid of Robbie beating him up, then Robbie picks Dipper up his shirt and prepares to punch Dipper and Dipper just starts crying like a weak gay
            >spends the entire series simping for Wendy and Wendy getting him to do all kinds of shit for her, only to reject him and frick Robbie instead. Dipper then has to apologise to Wendy and later Candy for daring to think he has a chance

            I'm starting to become concerned that this extreme animosity has roots in some sort of fetish.
            You guys are acting weird.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Yeah that's why dipper was great he was a loser but knew when to stand up for himself and others. Like the gideon finale fight in S1, he really stood up for his friends and what he thought was right but he was also a know it all and anxious loser at times.
          Dipper was the best character, he deserved a better sister than Mabel

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine liking this cuck

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even a scrawny gay like Robbie could beat Dipper up and frick Pacifica, Dipper would probably apologise to Pacifica afterwards because it's his fault for being such a loser

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Imagine feeling threatened by a 12 year old. God, Robbie was a gay.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even a scrawny gay like Robbie could beat Dipper up and frick Pacifica, Dipper would probably apologise to Pacifica afterwards because it's his fault for being such a loser

      Dipper bagged the richest girl in Gravity Falls, he'll be fine

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no he didn't, he left gravity falls and she didn't even pass him a look. She'll be fricking one of her many eligible boyfriends in highschool while Dipper's back in California asking Mabel if she wants to play Nintendo Switch

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Robbie would beat Dipper up and take Pacifica for himself, and Dipper would cry and roll over and tell Candy she's the best lol. If she's not already fricking a boyfriend in highschool
        That's just how he is in canon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Robbie would get his ass beat and throw in jail for going after a 13 year old when he’s 16.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            First Robbie is 15, Second noone has ever gone to jail for a two year agegap as a teenager, gravity falls has brainwashed you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Good thing the gb threads finally give some value to the character!

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is a deranged amount of seething in this thread keep it up

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dipper is a gentle soul made for romantic dates with Wendy, the fact he's not a gigachad butthole who pump and dumps every girl he meets makes anons seethe.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you mean Robbie, since Wendy canonically fricked Robbie countless times, and Dipper never scored even once with Robbie's sloppy seconds in his entire life

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >dipper had to hear robbie and wendy frick in the backrooms of the mystery shack when she was on break

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what a fricking loser lmao

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              At least he got Pacifica, not all that bad

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If he rolled over like a wimp and let Robbie take Wendy with no resistance or determination or will to fight for what he wants, there’s absolutely nothing Dipper will do to stop Robbie or any other boy in Gravity Falls taking Pacifica too.
                He’s a weak-willed loser who doesn’t stand up for himself and will live the rest of his life a cuck when Pacifica tells him she thinks he’s morally bad for some reason like a 2-month agegap or that he’s “toxic”, and that she wants to frick other, stronger-willed guys.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >If he rolled over like a wimp and let Robbie take Wendy with no resistance

                Robbie walks up to Wendy or Pacifica in a nightclub and slaps their ass, what will Dipper do?
                Answer: he’ll hang his head and tell him he can do what he wants with them if he just doesn’t beat Dipper up, and tell Wendy and Pacifica they’re the coolest and always morally right and deserve someone better than himself.

                >Answer: he’ll hang his head and tell him he can do what he wants with them
                I swear to God you stupid Dipper haters never watched the show, Dipper did stupid shit like challenging Robbie to a fight he could never win to stand up to him and try and impress Wendy.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dipper doesn’t challenge Robbie to a fight to impress Wendy, Robbie’s says he’s gonna beat the shit out of him for breaking his phone after laughing at him for thinking he has any chance with Wendy. And Dipper soends the entire episode tryong to run away from getting beat up like a baby.
                Then after Wendy gives Dipper her bullshit 2-years excuse and tells Dipper she could never ever in a million years like him back, Dipper bows his head and apologetically tells Wendy she’s right and that he’ll stop pursuing her. Then later even compares it to fricking a toddler and feels guilt for daring to try to have confidence.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Dipper did stupid shit like challenging Robbie to a fight he could never win to stand up to him and try and impress Wendy.
                and he hire a bodyguard like the pussy he is.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That’s not what happened moron. Robbie told Dipper to meet him and get beat up and Dipper wet himself
                Holy shit dipcels didn’t even watch their own show.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Sounds like great fap material
            >t. Voyeurchad

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hate wendipgays

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      immediately before Pacifica fricks Robbie, and Dipper rolls over like a b***h and does nothing (and probably cries and begs Robbie not to beat him up again lol)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Robbie ain't touch Dipper, Wendy would kill him hell, Dipper is friends with Manataurs and fricking Lovecraftian aliens who would delete Robbie with his mind. No, Robbie would be the cuckold while he sees a buff Dipper frick both Wendy and Pacifica in in face.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pacifica is a prostitute Dipper would NEVER love her!

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We need more wholesome WenDip to offset all this unwholesome cuckery and incest.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I find it funny that Dipper being put in dangerous situations that are caused by other people that he had to try and fix with the help of others is being labeled a loser by other losers. Holy shit the team at Disney really hates boys.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Holy shit the team at Disney really hates boys.
      It's on Alex, leftoid hack

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dipcifica > Wendip > Candip > Pincest is the objectively correct ranking

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All this talk of Dipper getting cucked and humilated reminds me of this one fic I read on AO3 where Mabel and her friends all run a train on him while he squeals and whines like a little b***h boy, and then Wendy arrives and dominates him too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Getting dommed by a bunch of hot girls doesn't make you a cuck or humiliated. It makes you a Bottom Chad.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >bill necklace
        Kys Billdipgay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      haha that sounds awful, you got a link?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Look up "Dipper's Slumber Party Strip Tease" on AO3.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    To be honest on the topic of ages and stuff I feel the writers made Mabel way too childish from her age sometimes, Mabel's bubble world seemed like something a 7 year old would like not a girl that's about to turn 13

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's a little slow.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Kek it tracks, Mabel is probably the biggest moron on the show

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Her creativity and craftiness disproves this. She's unironically just quirky. I'd say it's actually Grenda with her moron strength.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Grenda with her moron strength.
            Grenda has gotta be a troony or something with that man voice and body type

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Grenda has gotta be a troony or something with that man voice and body type
              Grenda and the way she's written/voice acted is a character that wouldn't exist in a show made today, because of this.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Her creativity and craftiness is just shit morons do all the time.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              uh huh. I suppose you also think that's autism.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's got a touch o' the ol' autism.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Alex infantilized Mabel big time. Honestly it probably would've made more sense if Mabel was a year or two younger than Dipper instead of his twin based on her behavior.

      She's got a touch o' the ol' autism.

      Most of the characters on the show seem autistic in some way tbh.

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >still seething

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the cutest

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anons mad that Dipcifica is pretty much canon

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It really could have, couldn't it?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. But why speak ill of a dead ship?

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >could have worked out
    Children don't "work out", OP.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lazy brats.
      No wonder childhood obesity is so prevalent nowadays.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How come when it's a GF thread about any other girl it stays up for days, but when it's about Pacifica it gets nuked in under 5 minutes?
    What did janny mean by this?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jannies are seething wendipgays

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      troony jannies self-insert as Mabel because her hideous voice actress said something mildly pro-trans once

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >her hideous voice actress
        This is just cope and seethe, Kristen Schaal is hot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This thread was about Candy and Dipper, and that died out 30 posts in.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This episode would’ve been good if it treated Stan’s advice as positive. He actually gave Dipper good advice, and

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pacifica and her family's only role on the show was to portray rich white people as le bad, and she was deservingly stripped of her wealth and having it given to the town bum, as accordance to Hirsch's left-leaning Trotskyite leanings, at the end of the series.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeahh he really needs to look into what those people did to his people.. not pretty.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why are shippers unable to let it go and move on?

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All this relationship bullshit was handled badly and never really build up to anything, Wendip was kinda cute but they ended it in a stupid way and then even threw shit in your face by comparing two teens dating to a teen fricking a toddler.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think Wendip was supposed to be more of a "first crush that didn't work out" relationship then endgame. Dipper even eventually gets over Wendy and from the comics and Journal 3 book seems like he has a crush on Pacifica.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think Wendip was supposed to be more of a "first crush that didn't work out" relationship then endgame. Dipper even eventually gets over Wendy and from the comics and Journal 3 book seems like he has a crush on Pacifica.

      uh, guys
      hat exchange

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You just know Dipper was sniffing that hat

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is he still at it?

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Robbie walks up to Wendy or Pacifica in a nightclub and slaps their ass, what will Dipper do?
    Answer: he’ll hang his head and tell him he can do what he wants with them if he just doesn’t beat Dipper up, and tell Wendy and Pacifica they’re the coolest and always morally right and deserve someone better than himself.

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Has any show since provoked such strong shipping wars as this show?
    I blame the fact that there's no canon pairing for why everyone still is litigating ships.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no canon pairing for why everyone still is litigating ships.
      But comics and the journal implied Dipcifica

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        implied, and did nothing with it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Closest to canon though

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Eh Dipper had a crush on Wendy/Candy too. Pacifica will reject him as well and frick chad instead.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Wendy will tell Pacifica what a loser wimp Dipper looked like when he was getting beat up by her ex-boyfriend Robbie, and Candy will tell her what a loser he was when she had to save him from Darlene and Dipper begged her for forgiveness.
              Pacifica will feel just like

              This. Actual Quote:
              >"Plus, after seeing you flee that spider like a baby, I kind of lost interest."
              Dipper's a betamale and Candy knows it.

              around a wimpy pushover

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Seethe, Dipper breaks out Wendy and Pacificas cunnies when he returns as a buff stud.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Has any show since provoked such strong shipping wars as this show?
      ATLA? In any case I don't see a strong shipping war here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ATLA came out almost 10 years before GF.
        Also every GF thread on this board degenerates into people spamming their ship/shitting on other ships, if that's not a shipping war what is?

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Wendy spent the whole fall/winter/spring having intrusive thoughts about Dipper and how much more interesting he was than all the boys in Gravity Falls, so when he came back the next summer having started puberty she started hitting on him immediately

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Insert autistic seethe post about Dipper here

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Right on the money

        Lol, Wendy is getting fricked by some boy from her high school, she's not gonna care about Dipper

        bro SHE rejected HIM. She wouldn't go near his schlubby body with a pole. A softshell crab will have intrusive thoughts about Dipper before Wendy.

        Seething DipperHaters who just can't stand wholesome WenDip

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Seething DipperHaters who just can't stand wholesome WenDip
          Wendipgays have been b***hing about Dipcifica this whole thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lol, Wendy is getting fricked by some boy from her high school, she's not gonna care about Dipper

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      bro SHE rejected HIM. She wouldn't go near his schlubby body with a pole. A softshell crab will have intrusive thoughts about Dipper before Wendy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand why they want to pair Dipper with Wendy, the series makes it clear that she is the town's community bicycle, she must be a nest of diseases, plus she is not very intelligent, do you remember when she ended up with Robbie? She didn't break up with him for hypnotizing her, she broke up with him because the song wasn't written for her.
      Girl WTF!

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >the series makes it clear that she is the town's community bicycle,
        In what way does the series even imply this, Robbie is the only guy she's shown with.
        I ship them because Wendy is cool and shares Dipper's sense of adventure, she's at the very least a good friend of his by the end of the series, and they make a cute couple.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          In the episode Mabel ask Wendy for advice

          Wendy list of boys she dated and broken up. She list a lot guys and one she actually remembered she didn't actually brake up with. She also says the guy with the tattoos which speculated this guy

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >In what way does the series even imply this
            Straight from the wiki
            >In "The Hand That Rocks the Mabel," Mabel asks Wendy if she has ever dumped a boy. Wendy begins to list all the boys she's broken up with, and is so busy doing so that she doesn't notice Mabel leaving. Afterwards, her current "boyfriend" calls her and she ignores the call.

            Huh, I don't remember that scene
            Nevertheless it just reenforces my point that she probably finds the local boys boring and will regret not getting with the cool out of towner who saved the town from interdimensional monstrosities

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Nah Wendy is a bawd

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing wrong with a girl with some experience. I've been with a girl where I was her second and been with girls who'd been with dozens of other dudes and lemme tell ya the sex with the inexperienced girl sucked and the sex with the 'bawds' rocked.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It’s wrong because it stops relationships from being special. Kissing, sex, handholding, nothing means as much if they have already done all of that with every other man in town before

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but it's special because it's happening to you. As long as they're monogamous and don't cheat now their history doesn't matter.
                Human experience is entirely subjective, things which don't happen to you are significantly less important and may as well as not be happening, so it's far more significant when it happens to you even if others have also experienced it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Obviously the problem is Wendy if she's already gone through that many guys

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                She's for the streets

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And from your bawd wife’s “subjective experience”, you will not be special to her, just guy 1003 after the first 1002 guys that have already kissed her and came inside her before. At that point marrying them makes no difference, it doesn’t change anything if other men have already had her. You are a number to a bawd, not a husband.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I feel sorry for you anon, you must be really lonely.
                Here's some cute WenDip to cheer you up.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >As long as they're monogamous and don't cheat now their history doesn't matter.
                The world has become so fricking stupid about women. Why don't all of us guys just kill ourselves and let the women rule the world alone? That seems to be the only fricking thing anyone wants. You can even jerk off as she stabs you, you emasculated frick.

                You're just seething because women are having sex and you aren't. If they were having sex with you, you wouldn't care how many partners they had before you.
                Having had 5-20 sex partners when you're in your 20s is a sign you're just socially well adjusted, do you really want to date the kind of person (you) who is still a virgin at 30?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >“Having had 20 sex partners when you're in your 20s is a sign you're just socially well adjusted”
                Screencapped for the cringe compilation.
                Have fine asking “your” wife how she swallowed the cum of 20 men before. Heck tell it to your kids that 20 men that weren’t their daddy have fricked their prostitute mommy. That’s what your hirschcucks want it seems

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >As long as they're monogamous and don't cheat now their history doesn't matter.
                The world has become so fricking stupid about women. Why don't all of us guys just kill ourselves and let the women rule the world alone? That seems to be the only fricking thing anyone wants. You can even jerk off as she stabs you, you emasculated frick.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's a systematic attempt to remove all the consequences from evil acts, even as they over-the-top emotionally slam those acts... for now. But it's paving the way for more hedonism later.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >In what way does the series even imply this
          Straight from the wiki
          >In "The Hand That Rocks the Mabel," Mabel asks Wendy if she has ever dumped a boy. Wendy begins to list all the boys she's broken up with, and is so busy doing so that she doesn't notice Mabel leaving. Afterwards, her current "boyfriend" calls her and she ignores the call.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      damn frickin straight.

      bro SHE rejected HIM. She wouldn't go near his schlubby body with a pole. A softshell crab will have intrusive thoughts about Dipper before Wendy.

      what she was telling him is "no I don't want to have a hollow fake relationship with you like I had with Robbie. I want to actually spend time with you intimately."

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What did Dipper do to live in these homosexuals heads?

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dipper is a israelite, of course he is a cuck.

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This episode made me dislike Candy and I think it was the only time she even had that much focus. That episode was so fricking awful with its characterization it was ridiculous. It makes me completely glad Hirsch burnt out after season 1 and condensed 2 and 3 into just season 2. If it ran any longer it would've really picked up on those shitty californianisms. We already had a dumb impact font meme moment and Wendy being dragged down screaming feminist shit and punching a tree in that shitty "Mabel is a goddess!" episode.

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All the people complaining about women not saving themselves for marriage have no problems with men fricking around like rabbits btw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wow it’s almost as if…men and women…are different things…
      Next you’ll wonder why harems in nature are always 1 male taking a number of wives, and never several males being forced to share one wife

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Men in nature have also fricked other men and practice incest and cannibalism, nature stopped being relevant when we stopped being cavemen.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nature never stopped being relevant, (you) became a slave to media telling you what is and isn’t right. Something being right for a man does not make it right for women, because no matter what tv and twitter tells you women are not the same as men, and are not supposed to be passed around for everyone to use

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody has ever said that though? It doesn't make sense, there's only slightly more women than men.. If men can be promiscuous, women have to too.

      Men in nature have also fricked other men and practice incest and cannibalism, nature stopped being relevant when we stopped being cavemen.

      mmm no... i mean incest was fine for a while because you have a little wiggle room in the gene pool, but we have used that up. the rest, no.. nobody's ever done that without terrible consequences.

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like I'm in the minority here. I like both Dipcifica and Wendip

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      multishippers are certainly the minority

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You'd think it'd appeal to the maximum amount of people, but instead it creates the opposite effect where it becomes the tiniest possible niche.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fetishizing race is disgusting, racist, and sexist.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's not okay to dislike differences in how people are born!
      >their thoughts though, frick that. ostracize the shit out of them

  51. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this brotherfricker so smug?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Grappling hooks do that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she know how good her pussy is...she knows

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        well her finger knows anyway

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She knows Dipper can't say no to her while Pacifica is away on business.
      Pacifica knows this too

  52. 3 weeks ago
    Frosch

    I shipped it before Pacifica became viable. Then that roadside attraction ep really sunk it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Roadside Attraction is a barely canon filler episode that can safely be discarded with no loss. Everybody knows Dipper is for everybody all at once, as a human dildo.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Candy and Wendy and Mabel don’t want him and Pacifica will reject him too. That only leaves Robbie to frick Dipper in the butt

  53. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dipper is not for consensual. Dipper is for rape.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh hey look it's everyone's mom

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Dipper is Ray William Johnson?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Naw he's Ray Jay Johnson
          You can call him Ray, or you can call him Jay, or you can call him Ray Jay, or you can call him RJ, or you can call him RJJ, or you can call him RJJ Junior, but you doesn't have to call him Mr. Johnson

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even his own mom? Yes!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I kinda like this as their parents
          you think they're brother and sister?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I hope not. It'll make Dipper and Mabel's kid even more fricked up.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              it is best not to do that back to back, yeah.
              but sometimes you just have good genes that work repeated.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                As hot as incest is, how many generations can you do it for until you have flipper babies?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                a lot. to be honest, it hasn't been studied well, and there's no real shock there. most of the cases where there are visible deformities, it always turns out they had those before they started inbreeding (like the royal family that all looked like Shay Astar before she grew into her face)
                and as far as I know, no study has gone into whether mixing races first helps any, since it would surely broaden your gene pool a bit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Mixing races doesn’t “broaden your gene pool” in that sense that it prevents genetic disease. Every race on earth carries the same genetic risk for inherited diseases.
                Racemixing does however cause a host of other genetic complications for a child, in first instance there’s literally more genetic risk to a baby from racemixing than there is from incest. But that fact doesn’t fit politics so it’s never made publically aware.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I mean it literally does. hence shit like sickle cell anemia being useful to have only partway.
                >the same genetic risk
                well that's definitely not true. some races are way more inbred than others. tay-sachs etc. and that's impressive since they have basically everybody else mixed into them.
                >complications and risk
                umm... no? anon, I think you.. might be bad. I think your brain might be bad.
                People would have brought that shit up in the 19th century when science was openly super racist, and genes were being studied and shit, if it were true. instead everyone has always recognized hybrid vigor

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It literally doesn’t, racemixing doesn’t decrease your risk of sickle cell at all. In fact it increases it significantly.
                >some races are way more inbred than others
                Not the point? Unless your parents and their parents were inbreeding there is no bottleneck.
                >People would have brought that shit up in the 19th century when science was openly super racist
                I think you may be an idiot who gets all his understanding of science from cartoons and tv
                https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/epdf/10.1111/j.0014-3820.2003.tb01512.x
                https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/696831v2.full
                https://www.nature.com/articles/nrg2664-c2/
                https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/15807418/
                https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6005545/
                https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21333536/
                https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0960982206025711
                https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4814235/
                https://www.nature.com/articles/hdy201325
                https://yle.fi/news/3-10294577
                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_purging
                https://www.science.org/content/article/dna-ancient-irish-tomb-reveals-incest-and-elite-class-ruled-early-farmers
                https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5906619/
                science says inbreeding is normal and optimal while racemixing is not. There is no such thing as “hybrid vigor”, mixing races only causes countless genetic complications, because races were made differently adapted and were not made to be randomly forced together. Inbreeding is the primary cause of speciation/diversity btw. Pic related why racemixing is bad. The scientific reality is literally the opposite of your (globohomo’s) narrative.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go leave or stop posting about race shit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >has his brainwashed blacked fetish btfo by actual science
                >seethes and says fact-based reality is “racist” and /misc/ because he himself is an idiot unpopen to facts
                Go back to twitter, tard. Racemixing is significantly more dangerous to the health of a genepool and outbreeding depression is easily predicted, this has been proven beyond reasonable doubt through centuries of data.
                Your brain is rotten and your testosterone is nonexistent, keep parroting cartoon babyshit about “durr acshually mangling our genes with different sub-species makes us stronger because…because a government sponsored cartoon says it does” while mutts have amedically undeniable higher risk of diseases, cancer, lower iq and mental moronation.
                Outbreedhomosexualry is a cult. It's a classic example of politicized pop-knowledge. Nobody in the news is allowed to talk about asexual or self-sexual organisms and their critical roles played in evolutionary development, or inbreeding's role in genetic divergence to form subspecies and races. Nobody talks about desirable recessive traits like high IQ or blue eyes or the amount of inbreeding required to propagate those traits to a racial scale. They never talk about how outbreeding has no mechanism to prevent the spread of dormant recessive diseases, only seeks to keep them dormant by spreading them to yet more unsuspecting people. It's a social cult populated by urbanite boomers and their gullible children, much like the racemixing cult. And you are one of those gullible children.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                READ, homie.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don’t start an argument then chicken out when you actually know nothing about it, brainlet.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Don't go posting off-topic /misc/tard shit on unrelated boards you Black person-in-denial.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That doesn't sound right. I'm almost certain I've heard the exact opposite before, actually.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think he's bad!
                I think this anon might have a bad brain. I'm not sure.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I think you might be a pozzed so-yboy pseud

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                oh dear.
                please look into the history.. they're the racist ones, always have been.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How do you think she reacts to finding out her parents are brother and sister

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this is why I want her to be a twin too
                she needs to find out when Dips and Mabes catch the two of them doing the same.

                I always imagined she's very vocal during it all. I also imagine she's the type who demands a partner who's very giving, but she would enthusiastically return the favor. You give a lot, you get a lot.

                utterly, yes. Making it very hard to sneak it past their parents.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Crying, screaming, angst, needing to be away from them for a little while. Especially since now it turns out the cute cousin she had a fling with is also her brother *and* her... uncle? maybe?

  54. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Surely Dipper and Mabel are destined to have twins
    Like the mythical Re'em, they will just repeat eternally.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    https://files.catbox.moe/d5f6fi.jpg
    4/20 pines and wendy comic incoming

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Dipper getting weed paranoia
      I quit bothering with weed because this was my exact experience every time I tried it, freaking out about random shit and getting a terrible headache. I never even got the munchies! Overrated stuff.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I based this on my parents' experiences they used to tell me about. Mom would get silly and want to go out and go shopping and have fun, and Dad would be turbo paranoid and anxious the whole time.
        It's funny how a lot of really nasty hard drugs have been involved in psychological studies, yet this is the one that quite neatly proves we all have very different brain chemistry.

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dipper has so many friends and allies at the end, Robbie intimidating him would be suicide for him and his mystical buddies would definitely support a threesome between Dipper, Pacifica and Wendy. Robbie is forced to watch as the seething emo b***h he is.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love dipper, more than his haters hate him.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody hates Dipper. They just want to dominate him or see him be dominated.

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Smeet

    Hmmm...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Smeet CanDip
      Sweet lord...

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It'll have fricked up vore mouths because Smeet can't draw anything but that

        • 2 weeks ago
          Smeet

          Your reverse psychology won't work on me THIS time bucko!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ter-ti-a-ry

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >fricked up vore mouths
          You say that like it's a bad thing.

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Smeet
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Looks like the horny asian nerd left a lil gift for Dipper.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Didn't draw a mouth at all

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Smeet
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Candy explains to Dipper all the lewd things he wants him to do to her
      >just sounds like "mmffff mmfff mmmph mmmff"

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Smeet

    https://files.catbox.moe/aogcwv.png

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and now Dipper doesn't need words. Great job, Smeet! <3

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    given this is the only gravity falls thread here. remember how weirdly popular that reverse falls AU was

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Exclusively fanon characters
      >Consistently designed and characterized with minimal changes between interpretations
      >Well-known and virtually treated as source material characters themselves

      I don't know why or where they came from but I sure do like 'em.

  63. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dipper’s holes are the exclusive property of Manataurs.

    And sometimes Robbie.

  64. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  65. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    posting some aged up gravity falls art

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that was just a dumb scrapped idea, she was still rich in the final episode but they had to sell off the mansion. She still has a pony, buys expensive gifts, does upper-class photoshoots in the comic.

      honestly Pacifica become a mundane waitress would have been a decent end to her character all things considered

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  66. 2 weeks ago
    Smeet
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Don't worry, Candy! I'll save you!
      Dipper needs rape correction for this mistake.

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