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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah, Falcon wouldn’t give you an alternative answer. He’d just tell you to do better.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He gave the senator an alternative answer. It may have been basic, but it was there.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do better is not a fricking answer its just snooty complaining.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The solution was "listen to people, work together, try to find the middle ground." As I said, basic, but it was there. Cinemaphile just elects to ignore it for the sake of the meme.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not a solution, that's basic negotiation. The problem is that the situation in a lot of instances is zero sum and someone is going to lose out.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >That's not a solution, that's basic negotiation.

              And the government hadn't even bothered to try it.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Negotiating with literal terrorists
                This is your brain on US, everybody

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Negotiating with literal terrorists
                This is your brain on US, everybody

                Anon, the frick?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            As if the people who wrote this believe in a middle ground. They wanted you to feel sorry for terrorists.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Now you're just projecting.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You need to see where these people are coming from, they feel that mass murder is the only way to have their message heard.
                >Man that's Walker guy sure is a jerk. Let's give him shit the entire time we're with him and pretend everything is his fault.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                So you didn't even watch the whole show?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Walker did frick up in killing the most level-headed Flag Smasher who was trying to pull Karli off the murder train.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >most level headed
                >couldn't follow simple instructions
                You would never make it as cop or even self defense.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Being the most level headed klansmen and telling the other klansmen that killing is bad while still participating in the lynching doesn't mean you're innocent

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            see

            Do better is not a fricking answer its just snooty complaining.

            Its so selfrighteous my eyes near rolled out of my skull.
            You don't fricking murder people and then say we need to work together
            This is realpolitik 101

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Who did Falcon kill that forbids him from advocating for collaboration?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Not Falcon the fricking terrorists.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Falcon was the one who wanted everybody to work together to AVOID creating more terrorists, anon. The Flag Smashers themselves either wanted out of the mess and went all in on their radicalism.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You don't fricking negotiate terrorists fricking ever.
                Im not sure im making that clear enough. The very act of doing so unironically creates more terrorists because you are giving legitimacy to their actions.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If they had worked together with the Blip immigrants from the start, there would not have been any terrorists.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Thats moronation
                We have criminals and corruption up the ass. If anything its proven that by working with these people we embolden and allow them even more power.
                Petty criminals become heads of family, politicians become even more corrupt.
                Have you never picked up a newspaper in your life?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You don't fricking negotiate terrorists fricking ever.
                >Im not sure im making that clear enough
                You're a moron who instead incentivises terrorists to never pull any punches and fight to the bitter or glorious end since, negotiations or no, terrorism gets results.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Says the dumb frick who never follows current affairs of the last twenty fricking years.
                Nice projection homosexual. Everything and i mean everything you posted is fricking moronation and could be easily disproven from china to the vietnam war

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You mean all those wars where the terrorists won outright? Those past decades?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah and negotiations played a huge part
                OHHH NOOO the dumbass didn't think that through did you moron?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No its pointing out morons who pretend he's onto something when hes batshit crazy and the only fricking way to discuss that is pointing out how irrational his plan is.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Y'know, now that I think about it doubling the resources is also a bad idea because it discounts placement, distribution, space, et cetera.
    Like you snap and then the place with a housing crisis has a bunch of trees popping up in the existing houses.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mountains of rotting food
      >forests so dense you can't walk through them
      >oceans become overcrowded with fish
      >crops grow so high that you can't see over them
      >livestock everywhere

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thats a good thing
        You make it out to be bad but thats ironically all good
        Yes even the mountains of rotting food which will go back into the soil

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're forgetting the worst one. Double up the oxygen. We will literally choke or catch on fire.
        > Oxygen is not a resource
        You breath it just like you'd eat the cheese rolls.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >mountains of rotting food
      >forests so dense you can't walk through them
      >oceans become overcrowded with fish
      >crops grow so high that you can't see over them
      >livestock everywhere

      Wouldn't the simplest answer be to soft lock reproduction?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That probably requires more mental power than a single being could handle. Cutting life in half is simple and instant, and that nearly killed Thanos. Imagine if he tried to set up a bunch of conditionals for every species to only have the ability to reproduces as long as resources are sufficient to sustain it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          All he would have to do is limit the amount of babies you can have to one or two. They might even enjoy that since people love sex but can't be bothered to take care of all the kids that might result from it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >make half the universe gay
          >or maybe more like 60-70%

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure the entire premise itself is bullshit.
      What does it even mean to not have enough resources when you're at a point that you have interstellar travel?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Neither version of the idea works. The infinity gauntlet controls all of reality and thensome. He could have come up with a more reasonable solution that didn't kill or destroy anything, but instead he chose the high school edgelord's philosophical reasoning that just killing a ton of people at random would fix things.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >chose the high school edgelord's philosophical reasoning
        hey if it ain't broke...

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its definitely broken, something in his dead is definitely broken if he chose that option.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            is what humanity have been doing from the start. If things are running out just kill everybody, take what's theirs and problem solved. No need to use magic.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >kill everybody
              >the issues don't get fixed and come back
              >kill more people
              >the isuees don't get fixed etc.
              >"constantly living in a paranoid ouroboros lifestyle of self-destruction is good because I think some people are annoying!"
              Yeah great plan, edgelord-kun

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The actual response to the double resources meme would be to do a what-if where it spawns the cancerverse.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/uyuvxTq.gif

      It do be like that.

      Just make self regenerating resources.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        We call those "plants". But too many people still eat them all.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maintaining a stable population size is a more efficient solution than endless resources.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Humanty also doesnt have the option to have a wishmaker.
          >shrink half the population
          >make it so that all species consume solar energy like plants
          >snap populations into terraformed planets
          >no i gotta kill half the population

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doubling the resources doesn't fix it because the population would expand to keep up with supply. Halving the population suffers from the same problem. You're a fricking moron Thanos. He also removed half the farmers and half the resources along with them. moronic mfer.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The only time Thanos's plan works is when the population realized how much nicer it is to have fewer people and does not replace the lost people.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *deletes hunger*
    "Ok, everyone good? I know this isnt perfect but it should help a lot."
    >gee thanks mr thanos!
    "Dont thank me kids, youre the real heroes"

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's not an easy solution to visualize using the stones. Eliminating half of all life is much easier to visualize and make reality. Just double the resources? Which resources? It gets fuzzy.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did the movies even attempt to point out holes in Thanos' plan? You have all these super-geniuses running around, but I don't remember any of them bothering to acknowledge the apparent problem Thanos' intentions are based on, they just immediately jump to punch him on the grounds of "don't make people I like disappear."
    I can only think of Captain America reluctantly saying something post-snap about how things really haven't been that bad for the five years where people were gone. Weird how they didn't have Tony "I just invented time travel" Stark make some quip about how short-sighted he thought Thanos was being.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The whole point is there is no easy fix to the universe's problems especially since the universe isn't having all the same fricking problems.

      The issues were self-evident and Thanos was a committed madman who'd sunk his soul into this. There's no negotiating with that, it's like trying to talk down a guy building an atom bomb after he's shot up several towns already. It's a terrorist plot, not debate club.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >There's no negotiating with that, it's like trying to talk down a guy building an atom bomb after he's shot up several towns already. It's a terrorist plot, not debate club.
        I didn't say anything about negotiating, my point was about simply acknowledging. Are the issues that Thanos built his entire plan around not actually something to be concerned about because his general solution was extreme? Alternatively, are they no longer issues just because Thanos was taken out? Again, it feels like the only real acknowledgement of this by anyone is the the small line Captain America gives in Endgame. Nobody has to debate Thanos, but you would it would bring up a bit of a debate amongst themselves.

        It just feels like something that would retain some kind of "echo" in the MCU in following entries. Although admittedly I haven't been closely following a majority of what has come out after Endgame, so maybe it has been brought up again at some point.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Are the issues that Thanos built his entire plan around not actually something to be concerned about because his general solution was extreme?
          Yes thats it exactly. Plan A before Plan B.
          If you broke your leg and say the local witch doctor says the only cure is amputation of both your legs and arms would you take him seriously?
          Frick no and if you say yes you're a damn moron.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >If you broke your leg and say the local witch doctor says the only cure is amputation of both your legs and arms would you take him seriously?
            >Frick no and if you say yes you're a damn moron.
            I don't feel like this works as well when Thanos actively brought some of the Avengers to his planet as a demonstration of the issue he was trying to work against.
            Sure, they can disregard Thanos himself due to his solution painting him as a psychopath, but the problem itself still persists. Or are they just going to shrug it off completely simply because they considered Thanos mad? Seems like an odd thing to do when you have several apparent geniuses on the team.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The possibility of you crippling and hurting yourself continues to exist unless you have no limbs. He was doing you a kindness so that in the future those things would never come to pass.
              The logic is just as sound as thanos.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Witch Doctor pulls a dead body out of the closet
                >"This guy didn't let me cut off all his limbs either.....makin' you think?"

                The point is more about acknowledging the events that led to Thanos wanting the gems in the first place, not buying into his solution.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I acknowledge the witchdoctor is right in that my leg was crippled.
                I don't know acknowledge that all my limbs need to go.
                Nor will I humor him.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >I don't know acknowledge that all my limbs need to go.
                >Nor will I humor him.
                Cool. Not sure why you keep bringing this up when it isn't the point.
                If you don't acknowledge the means behind your leg getting crippled, you're just going to end up with more witchdoctors giving bad advice on the matter.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                that is the point
                You never humor imbeciles or psychotics.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >that is the point
                It's only the point of your barely-relevant analogy which focuses on Thanos being insane, which wasn't something being argued in the first place.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                frick off imbecile unironically you are scum. wienersuckers like you are whats wrong with the world you backtracking cowardly son of a b***h.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Damn you fell apart quick.
                >you backtracking cowardly son of a b***h
                I didn't backtrack on anything. Work on your reading comprehension.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nah im just committing to my beliefs on not humoring imbeciles.
                >I didn't backtrack on anything
                Im sure in your moronic brain you think that. Maybe reread what you think you typed and what you actually typed.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Go ahead and point out where I backtracked. I never said anything about Thanos being in the right or not insane or whatever.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you can't even bother reread your posts and youre a fricking moronic boot theres literally no point.
                You're like the pigeon analogy. Why would I waste my breathe?
                Far better to insult you

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >you're backtracking!
                >where?
                >I'm not telling! also you're dumb!
                Well, thanks for that.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No problem moron
                Happy to help.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                see

                >If you broke your leg and say the local witch doctor says the only cure is amputation of both your legs and arms would you take him seriously?
                >Frick no and if you say yes you're a damn moron.
                I don't feel like this works as well when Thanos actively brought some of the Avengers to his planet as a demonstration of the issue he was trying to work against.
                Sure, they can disregard Thanos himself due to his solution painting him as a psychopath, but the problem itself still persists. Or are they just going to shrug it off completely simply because they considered Thanos mad? Seems like an odd thing to do when you have several apparent geniuses on the team.

                >I don't feel like this works as well
                >i didn't backtrack
                Yea you did and we continued to humor you. You were told no one wants to humor ludicrous ideas.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stop talking to the dumbass who can't read worth shit.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That's not backtracking, that's clarifying that the point ISN'T about Thanos being insane, but nobody acknowledging what possibly led to Thanos being a threat in the first place despite sitting around in the ruins of a dead civilization.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Are you taking the piss? Or is this some weird demented way to save face
                >Are the issues that Thanos built his entire plan around not actually something to be concerned about because his general solution was extreme?
                >Yes thats it exactly. Plan A before Plan B.
                >I don't feel like this works as well
                That is backtracking, your question was answered and you didn't like the answer.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >That is backtracking
                Pointing out a flawed analogy isn't backtracking.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Then it was your analogy that was flawed seeing as how it was your question that was answered.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I didn't present an analogy.
                The answer itself was flawed because it shifted focus away from the original point on nobody acknowledging these problems outside Thanos' actions.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                your original point literally said
                >Are the issues that Thanos built his entire plan around not actually something to be concerned about because his general solution was extreme?
                >I didn't present an analogy.
                You're comparing two things yes you did make an analogy
                Holy shit 18+ man everyone

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >You're comparing two things yes you did make an analogy
                Where? What parallels are being made in that statement?
                Nothing about it is an analogy, it was a rhetorical question made to help illustrate the already-established point.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Witch Doctor pulls a dead body out of the closet
              >"This guy didn't let me cut off all his limbs either.....makin' you think?"

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because there's really no point, Cap's line about the whales was pure fricking cope trying to get people to look on the brightside of what seemed like a settled situation. His whole fricking job had become grief counseling and there wasn't much upsides in a world that was nothing but loss. There would be no organic character reasons to weigh Thanos' plan. The only reason to have it is so idiots in the crowd feel the obvious flaws were addressed. What the frick is there to debate amongst themselves especially since the underlying point of Thanos is he's projecting the problem that destroyed his world onto the Universe. This whole ordeal is him trying to prove to dead people that it could've worked.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If I was on the clean-up writing team for this franchise, I'd point out that killing half of the people in the universe is a lot easier to mentally conceive while snapping than formulating all the resources they could need as the needs per region would be granular. A herculean, perhaps impossible task given Thanos isn't aware of the entire universe to begin with.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Giving him a more "grounded" motivation was a mistake for this reason.
      You could argue with a malthusian, you can't argue with love.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Movie Thanos was moronic. They live in a universe where interstellar travel and terraforming is possible.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    50% chance of sterility on every dominant species

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Pseuds pretend this is a debate to be had and not the insane ravings of a mad titan. Cull half the universe or double the resources. Either option is not an answer but merely kicking the problem down the road for someone else to worry about.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Pseuds pretend this is a debate to be had and not the insane ravings of a mad titan.

      Thanos is the ultimate example that humans have not moved on from demagogues.
      They just HAVE to believe he's perfectly rational, because he SOUNDS fatherly and shows bare bone forms of reason.

      Without a villainous soundtrack and slasher smile, people are lost.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Not even a realistic problem unless you're in... I think a hunter gatherer society. And some early agricultural ones that don't understand chemical balances and all.
      But I don't know that it's a topic that works well for a movie's format or time table. Might be interesting as a longer running series or some such where they can properly explain why each thing works or doesn't.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >We can't have Thanos just want to bang Death. He needs some modern and relevant motive that the Chinese will be ok with.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man remember when Thanos killed all those people because he was a Simp?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The entire reason this works in universe is because the marvel cinematic universe is canonically set within a simulated universe on an alien computer which starts to increase disasters and generate villains as a resource saving measure once too many minds start inhabit the simulation. So instead of crashing, it just starts making life harder and killing off the population.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder what part about peoples brain blocks them from absorbing media like this and not being able to notice how badly written they are unless pointed out.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know the bell curve and the average IQ? Those people are in the bottom 50%.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thanos isn't poorly written....well for one movie he isn't poorly written. The issue is morons thinking he's rational and that point out the irrationality of his plan is somehow a plot hole.
      There's literally a scene where Gamora confronts him on that bullshit and he just says "Nopenopenope, I'm right"

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Destabilize an echo system by doing that could make everything go to shit.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >double resources instead of wiping out half the world
    >all resources are consumed
    >there are also now 4x the amount of people
    I am not surprised the afro character is saying "why don dey juss gib mo" but abstract thinking is hard for Marvel fans in general.

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