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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    50 years ago this was considered normal

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting an erection? Yes. It was pretty common before all young men got erectile dysfunction due to jacking it off to troony BLACKED porn 6 times a day.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yes yes we need to normalize young love
    what did they mean by this

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they were siblings in a movie

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        wrong pic, i meant to get that other couple but my mind jumped to thomasin mckenzie because her role in jojo rabbit felt wes andersonish

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          why do you have this saved on your PC?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            why don't you?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no tats
      >women
      unrealistic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        she's playing a 6yo in this movie

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's a six year old that was rapidly aged by a magic beach over the course of several days, so she had no time to ruin herself with tattoos.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They want to make me, just me personally, sad.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's with this trend of having two children of different race without any acknowledgement of adoption and trying to pass them off as blood related?
      I first noticed it in A24 movies.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you see their parents in the movie it makes total sense for one kid to get swarthy genes and one to get pale genes.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        his father in the movie is a beaner
        it was odd in Hereditary tho, but i assumed the idea was that it was the cult tampering, the demon is of "israeli" origin (appears in sorcery text The Lesser Key of Solomon, which in turn is based on a fake Testament of Solomon), and the actor is a swarthy israelite, so i guessed it was it's preferred form

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://nypost.com/2015/03/02/meet-the-bi-racial-twins-no-one-believes-are-sisters/

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          are you trying to gaslight me anon

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            no. I'm just saying it's possible, considering their parents in a movie are white woman and brown guy

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >I think they’re going to grow more.
    How did Wes know?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      his pepe doesn't work?

      tfw no slightly asymmetrical gf

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gilman is asexual
    oh for frick sakes man

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      his pepe doesn't work?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >asexual
      as in cannot get laid

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this
        anyone who ever claims to be asexual is simply just someone who doesn't try to get laid or is an incel

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        asexual as in cannot have a sexual encounter ahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        this
        anyone who ever claims to be asexual is simply just someone who doesn't try to get laid or is an incel

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          The onions got him. Sad.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          what the actual frick lmao
          that is a literal child with pubes glued to his face and you cannot ever convince me otherwise

          that's literally the "4 ft tall man eating chicken" from the little rascals movie

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          he looks like every light skin brazilian ive ever seen

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie looks like a funkopop

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            He looks like he owns all of them.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Looks like Josh from Den of Nerds

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Or trying to get attention. I knew s girl in 2004 who was 19 at the time and had 20 sexual partners at that point. She claims she was bisexual and a wiccan. We dated for 4 months and had sex 3 times a day the whole time. She got kicked out of the Air Force and we broke up then. She then became a stripper during college and got together with swingers. There are pictures of her doing sex acts still on the Internet from that. Two years ago she comes out as asexual. So I think it's more for attention than anything else.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think I'm asexual but 95% of women do absolutely nothing for my wiener, when I hit that 5% that do though my prossy starts churning and my dick starts throbbin

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >95% of women do absolutely nothing for my wiener
          stop fricking prostitutes with loose pussies
          find a petite 5'2" lady, the smaller they are the more naturally tight they will be. she'll cum in 5 minutes tops and you'll feel like your dong is massive when you stretch her out.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was talking about attraction not "pussy tightness" lmao what are you on about

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >95% of women do absolutely nothing for my wiener
              stop fricking prostitutes with loose pussies
              find a petite 5'2" lady, the smaller they are the more naturally tight they will be. she'll cum in 5 minutes tops and you'll feel like your dong is massive when you stretch her out.

              >"pussy tightness"
              you're both pedos

              • 5 months ago
                Yourredditmate

                >I was talking about attraction
                homosexual
                [...]
                >pedo
                moron

                Could you be trying any harder?

                better a moron than a pedo, pedo

                only if you can even tell me what it is i'm supposed to be trying at instead of just using the same phrase that others use in order to fit in here

                Go back. Go back now.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I was talking about attraction
              homosexual

              [...]
              >"pussy tightness"
              you're both pedos

              >pedo
              moron

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Could you be trying any harder?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                only if you can even tell me what it is i'm supposed to be trying at instead of just using the same phrase that others use in order to fit in here

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                better a moron than a pedo, pedo

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do incels really believe that actors can't get laid?
        >Hi, I'm Sam from Moonrise Kingdom
        Instant panty dropper for any chick that likes Wes films, which is any millennial chick.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      spending a couple years with Hollywood producers can have that effect on a kid

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      the earth is reaching its carrying capacity and responding by messing with our genes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      more zoomettes for me I guess

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      There is no such thing as "asexual" as a sexuality. Asexuality is a term for species that procreate asexually. You can't just say "I'm asexual". That's like saying "I'm an amoeba".

      Why are we even humoring these dumb kids. We desperately need to bring irl bullying back.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Words can have two meanings

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Sometimes.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yea, but this word does not have two meanings. A human being is not "asexual". That's just pure nonsense. Maybe he's low test and has no sex drive, but that doesn't make him "asexual". I guarantee his dick would get hard if somebody sucked it.

          If he is "asexual", then let's see his self-generated offspring? I'm not allowing leftists morons to dictate the language anymore. He is not "asexual". He's just a homosexual.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I guarantee his dick would get hard if somebody sucked it.
            Why?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Same reason women get wet and cum during rape. Humans are not an "asexual" species. Period.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            i have a friend that is obsessed with getting laid. he made a vow to never jerk off again as a motivator to push him to keep trying to get laid. he's slept with hundreds of women over the last decade and a half. a dry spell for him is 2 to 4 weeks. its reasonable to call him "hypersexual."

            i have another friend that is the exact opposite. never flirts, never talks about sex, self-sabotages when women have flirted with him. he isn't a gay as he has no sexual interest in men. its reasonable to call him "asexual."

            why does this make you so angry?

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              reread the anon's last two sentences. he's absolutely a gay, he's just in the closet. he's also moronic.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I don't think so. It's called having social autism and being shy. I wouldn't call him asexual though

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >It's called having social autism and being shy.
                autism yes, shy no. even shy guys still want to get laid, i would know i'm one of them. your friend is still moronic and a homosexual.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >even shy guys still want to get laid
                they do, but a lot of the time they are too shy to put themselves out there

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                stop defending your homosexual friend and start getting him out of his shell
                even if you have to take one for the team and suck his dick to get him started

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                I'm not even the same poster you stupid fricking idiot

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                well then suck my dick you silly homosexual

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It means one has no sexual drive, or at least isn't aroused by IRL sex. Now if you believe this is possible or not is another question.
        >Asexuality is a term for species that procreate asexually
        Words can have several meanings.

        • 5 months ago
          sage

          gayism, lesbianism, troonyism, nonbinarism, those are real things. Asexuality is bullshit. Sour grapes cope. Literally not a thing

          I can agree that sex is on a spectrum and that some people, me included, just do not like sex and don't like people enough to want to be in a relationship with them. I'd never call myself "asexual" at all though. Just look at the wikipedia page for it. Its just a bunch of jumbled nonsense. All it is, is another way for snowflakes to be snowflakes. If you don't like to frick just say you don't like to frick instead of trying to make a thing about it

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what sexuality would you classify eunuchs as, mr gender studies?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          A heterosexual eunuch is still attracted to women... because he's not asexual. And even with his balls cut off, he still can't procreate asexually so this isn't the own you thought it was.

          Next.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >eunuch is a sexuality
          someone please dox and swat this bastard

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      gayism, lesbianism, troonyism, nonbinarism, those are real things. Asexuality is bullshit. Sour grapes cope. Literally not a thing

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nonbinary is fake too imo

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          there are actual people with chromosome conditions i think, but most "nonbinaries" are gays and dykes who just decided a fancy name for their schizo hectic personality
          the new "genders" are literally just another way to categorize personalities

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Flounderfu

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I think everyone's a little non-binary. It's stupid to think that there's one kind of person who does penis things and another kind of person who does vegana things and that's it

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            you clearly have no idea what non-binary is

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don't shame me, educate me! That's your burden as the super smart guy

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                nah i don't spoonfeed/handhold

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Well then you can't really complain about people being ignorant/unaware

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                i can and i will, you have to be 18 to be on this site and only children are ignorant/unaware

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Kinsey was a child rapist that falsified every study.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      no such thing as an asexual. only celibates and rape victims.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you telling me this guy hugged a girl (and had a boner) when he was 12 and I'm 21 and have never hugged a girl?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >21
      try 31

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's unfortunate. Hard to believe someone can get to 31 without hugging a woman

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Hard to believe someone can get to 31 without hugging a woman
          but thats me

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >met up with old female friend
          >she hugged me twice that day
          such a wonderful feeling.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            did you ask if she stayed a virgin for u

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      please god tell me there's a shot of her in that outfit from behind.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cute as hell.

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you missed out on relationships in your teens
    >you missed out in relationships in your 20s

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The breasts kinda make up for the eyes being on different hemispheres.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't trust Wes Anderson around kids

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kara is a cute

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      how much would you bid to have her ovulate directly into your mouth

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        About a dollar

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm not particularly interested that

          you are both the epitome of gay

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            No u

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not particularly interested that

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