In the Toy Story universe that's a remake of this new movie
Yep, this is the typical post-modernist shit we are seeing everywhere, where they retcon tine so that trannies were always in your franchise, and the old shit you loved wasn't REALLY the story.
Never watched the cartoon. But it looked way more like what a kid what want a toy of in the 90s.
The new movie looks boring as frick for a kid. And is maid mostly so ~~*journos*~~ can write about inclusion and diversity and how the white man gets outclassed by all of them.
You answered yourself. The movie wasn't made for kids, it was made to profit from nostalgia, and even then, it is a weird, your-childhood-ideals-sucked-so-we-improved-them kind of nostalgia that always backfires, and yet they insist on pushing it.
If they had just recreated that with modern CGI animation they could have had an easy win on their hands. Race swap characters even, make the hot green girl a lesbian if they want. Just copy the setting and story from that and they'd have kids eating it up and buying Buzz Lightyear toys all over again. Instead they came up with complete garbage that appeals to nobody but blog writers and twitter addicts.
This doesn’t even make sense though since Toy Story took place pretty much in our time and the buzz lightyear toy was canonically based on the in universe buzz lightyear video game.
Yeah no one is falling for this shit anymore. Look at the absolute state of the world where once a year men in dresses can pull their wiener's out and have children twerk in parades fir them under the guise of some vague """""equality""""" shit.
Even normalgays have gone from passive and reluctant acceptance to dusgust and contempt. Shouldn't have gone after the kids you mentally ill freak
>look at my image, I'm totally laughing and not extremely butthurt
Back to the discord, groomer. Your new strat needs workshopping because it makes you look extremely asspained and mad.
this isnt always necessarily true. not sure why you gays believe sheltering your kids from seeing two gays butt fricking is in turn going to make them want to go butt frick
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actually anon your brain is what it eats, I challenge you to go watch gay porn for 15 minutes every day for a month and if you can honesty tell me you aren't the least bit different after all that then I'll be damned
I'm pretty ok with reasonable people such as you who understand others are under no obligation to share your beliefs about sexuality. You do you and let others do their thing.
2 years ago
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I hate 95% of the gays that are in the lgbtqjdjdjf+ community because these Black folk just keep pushing all this progressive shit and ridiculous shit like genders and cutting off your genitals to be a women. I just want to be gay and not have people either shame me or praise me for sucking dicks and I don't want to be associated with these lunatics just because I'm a man that doesn't particularly care for roasties.
2 years ago
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kek you won't be spared just because you larp as le based homo > I don't want to be associated with these lunatics
You are one yourself.
2 years ago
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said the anon posting on the Bolivian kite fighting resource
guy seems ok, ease up homosexual
2 years ago
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>contributes to society becoming more degenerate >guy seems ok
holy shit kys
2 years ago
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Kek rent free
2 years ago
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no one will ever be pure enough for you
stand alone on the mountain and contemplate
> Megamind came out in 2010
That's probably the most recent movie that my children will be allowed to watch though I'm sure Cinemaphile can find something offensive about it.
>you are literally triggered over a cartoon movie for children
Its what happens when you grow up and have children of your own. Its a fairly simple concept.
It does not need to be promoted to this extent to impressionable children as if it's something great they should inspire to, obviously. It's a political message that is way beyond most children's grasp and will just confuse them
What age is that for? It's just explaining sex though. It should be up to the parents but some parents wont talk about it. Can you imagine being a teenager with neglectful parents and not knowing how babies are made?
2 years ago
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You missed the incest bit after the highlighted part.
2 years ago
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oh..yeah I did : /
2 years ago
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It's actually the sister telling her brother what she does with Marco.
Still weird as frick tho.
>Always in and out.
Unironically, what did they mean by that?
2 years ago
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Have you tried going side to side?
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Oh, this is nothing. It's already FAR worse than you know. It's in schools. Good luck being a parent, dude. Seriously.
After our middle school sex ed the impression I came out with was that the guy stuck it in all the way, held in place there, and then the girl vibrated until the guy came
>for children
I know it may surprise you but a lot of posters on here actually do have children and we don't want them exposed to a bunch of degenerate pozzed shit and Black person characters emasculating. Disney just cant seem to stop this and they won't be getting any of my money
yes, you must unironically protect your children from homosexual considering they're all groomers who reproduce by molesting kids. I'm sorry you were molested as a child but it's time to break the cycle
Yet there is a not a single toy of one of them in any Toy Story movies which is really hilarious. I wouldn't be surprised if they will make another Toy Story movie just to fill it with black toys so nobody is able to call them out on this huge fail anymore.
no one is interested in it, no one is talking about it, apart from the same threads and reddit posts asking "i don't get it.. is this the toy? a guy based on the toy? is this the same universe? is this a movie about the guy based on the toy in the same universe? how does toy story even fit into this"
then everything fizzles out and nothing happens. no one cares.
Agreed!
The Good Dinosaur was honestly the final proof that Pixar was completely devoid of storytelling talent.
Pixar had learned these lessons and discovered these principles, and thought that they had discovered a perfect alchemical formula for good stories. A checklist, where if you ticked every box, then you'd done it: You'd made another beloved masterpiece.
The Good Dinosaur was a perfect result of that formula. They hit every point, checked every box, did everything the formula told them to. And it sucked rotten donkey ass.
Because while a collection of storytelling principles can be a useful guide, it can't give a story its narrative soul. It can't, because that soul must be unique, or else it's just the same story over and over.
do they think anyone wants any of these other characters as toys? maybe if they came with helmets on but... >Disney’s Star Wars sequel trilogies woes continue, as Diamond Select Toys President Chuck Terceira confirmed there is a lack of demand for products from the three films.
>disney wants to make less money?
Disney already had their own internal CGI studio for making films. It's called "Walt Disney Animation Studios". They made stuff like the Frozen movies, Tangled, Wreck it Ralph, Big Hero 6, etc.
Disney doesn't want Pixar to steal the success of their internal studio. So most of the talent goes to WDAS. And any story Pixar wants to do that will be similar to WDAS will be vetoed.
That's why Pixar is making these lame films now. It's a slow decline. And when Pixar starts making lots of flops, then Disney will have an "official" excuse to shutdown the studio or merge it with WDAS
Pretty much, Pixar is just a training studio for B-movies now.
They used the big the biggest innovators in animation, now they're Illumination tier and pretty much every other major animation studio is putting out more adventurous stuff than they are.
Disney insisted his ABC tv show be cancelled because it was centre-right politically, despite the fact that it was pulling in large audience numbers. They don't want anything to do with him anymore.
>finally
kek
They've been dead post-TS3. All their movies since Cars 2 are either soulless cash grabs or agenda-driven propaganda. After Lasseter got sacked, female CalArts grads swiftly took over & doubled down on the woke shit. They're barely worth watching anymore.
I'm sick and tired of people pretending Toy Story 3 wasn't a soulless LITERAL cashgrab
Manchildren love Toy Story 3 because it gave them permission to stop playing with toys.
Toy Story 2 did the same thing of course, but that message was for 12 year olds instead of 18 year olds
Disney know that the only thing people have been taking from these films is the "5 Minutes To Make You Cry™".
Seems people are finally getting tired of this shit and ripping off Intersteller/Voices of a Distant Star can't make people overlook how mediocre the rest of the film is.
I thought Toy Story 3 was good, albeit it's basically the same plot as the first movie just with a daycare center instead of a sadistic toy-torturing tween. It ended on an emotionally satisfying, albeit somber note, and that's why I refuse to watch Toy Story 4. Everything I've been told about it leads me to believe that it completely undermines the third movie's ending because Disney needs those unlimited franchise bux.
They made a third as a love letter to grown up millennials who grew up on the two films as sort of a send off for growing up and being adults and leaving their toys behind.
Then they dug up it's corpse and raped it for a fourth.
I remember the days when Pixar was synonymous with kidkino. A new Pixar film coming out was a huge cultural event, and every parent was taking their kids to see. It's crazy to look at their catalogue now and all the garbage they've put out since then.
Completely different topic, but Marvel is becoming the same. I am sure that Feigr is sweating a bit after they put the Illuminati in a movie, including Prof. X and Mr. Fantastic, and most people just kinda shrugged. 10 years ago we would still be talking about it and Multiverse of Madness would have gotten a rerelease in theaters. Hype is eroding.
Would love some animation insight into exactly why this looks like such dogshit. The lighting looking like stock green screen and the landing having no weight stands out to me.
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The amount of time afforded, good CGI takes over a year in post-production. Modern productions get a several weeks to a few months tops.
This is fricking sad. They were an independent that was bought up by the mouse to produce sterile uninspired dog shit. It exists in name only as the old guard have left or been bullied out. Look at this chart here and see if you can pinpoint the exact point it was bought up by the mouse.
>finally
kek
They've been dead post-TS3. All their movies since Cars 2 are either soulless cash grabs or agenda-driven propaganda. After Lasseter got sacked, female CalArts grads swiftly took over & doubled down on the woke shit. They're barely worth watching anymore.
This is the point at which a studio is so desperate for a win that they do the one thing that, on paper, should be an easy crowd pleaser, but they were always too proud to do because it's so derivative, and then they somehow frick it up anyway.
>Director of Wall-E gets goned because John Carter flopped >John Lasseter gets goned because of alleged "creepy" behavior >Brad Bird and a bunch of other senior Pixar creatives follow him to his new company, Skydance Animation >new Pixar staff just wants to make movies about themselves because they're a bunch of entitled, creatively bankrupt millennials >Pixar becomes Disney's DTV cow, fulfilling the Ratatouille prophecy of the restaurant getting shut down while the people who made it special go start their own business
>Director of Wall-E gets goned because John Carter flopped >John Lasseter gets goned because of alleged "creepy" behavior >Brad Bird and a bunch of other senior Pixar creatives follow him to his new company, Skydance Animation >new Pixar staff just wants to make movies about themselves because they're a bunch of entitled, creatively bankrupt millennials >Pixar becomes Disney's DTV cow, fulfilling the Ratatouille prophecy of the restaurant getting shut down while the people who made it special go start their own business
Skydance poached a shit load of Disney and Pixar talent.
Brad Bird is getting to make his dream project, Ray Gunn (pulp scifi mixed with detective noir)
Ray Gunn has been floating around since Brad Bird's days at Turner Animation, before they got folded into Warner Bros. I remember hearing that it might be his next Pixar project after The Incredibles, and that he was hoping it would be Disney's first PG-13 animation. I was super excited about it but then there wasn't a peep about it for over a decade, until he got on board with Skydance.
Disney is falling apart at the seams. They are too big to fail but they are heading back into a dark age of muck, like they were when they released Home on the Range. Disney has a problem with CEOs sticking around for too long until eventually the leadership qualities that made them a valuable asset end up becoming a liability.
Bob Chapek is something else-- they promoted him to take the blame for Bob Iger's mistakes so he could run for political office, and Chapek was only supposed to be a transitional CEO. But now he's firing everyone inside the company who might be in a good position to replace him. Disney is in for a long, dark winter.
The level at which Chapek's fricking over the Disney parks is incredible. Even the most die hard Disney fans are now going on holiday elsewhere because they can no longer take all the bullshit going on with the parks.
Even in the worse days of Eisner, he only did what he did because Disney had to slash costs or go under.
2 years ago
Anonymous
the Disney parks are such shit now. They cut so much because “covid” and have no plans on bringing them back while charging full price
2 years ago
Anonymous
The reservation system was the final straw for me.
Had been planning a Florida holiday but I like to have comfy slow paced holiday where you just wake up, go to whatever park you feel like and don't feel rushed or pressured when you get there.
>got to book the park 2 weeks in advance or else you'll find they won't actually let you in any park for the day >Spend £7 a day on top of your £500 tickets for Genie+ or expect 2 hour queues for any big rides >got to get to a park at rope drop to be in with a chance of getting to ride GotG for the day >the second you get in, got to hope you get your boarding pass
Frick this shit.
2 years ago
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2 years ago
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this shit is so gross dude. imagine paying over 1000 dollars to spend a few days her in the blistering florida sun to be surrounded by this shit. the only good it could possibly be is a big redpill moment for your kids
2 years ago
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>DisneyLAND
it's California, not surprisngly lmao
2 years ago
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It's natazu!
2 years ago
Anonymous
The rapids ride at animal kingdom is so fricking weird. Nothing happens and you barely even get splashed... Except for the drop where 1 rider at the bottom gets completely soaked through.
They just don't seem to understand what's fun with them, all that will go is make the single soaked person pissed off at having wet underwear for the rest of the day.
2 years ago
Anonymous
That’s why Popeyes is the the goat River Raft ride
2 years ago
Anonymous
>that old cleaner with balls of steel trying to gently calm them down
Also, there were at least 2 plain clothed security guys who got there within 90 seconds. I've heard how scarily efficient they are.
2 years ago
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Me in the yellow
2 years ago
Anonymous
Chapek started out running Disney's retail operations (stores) and then he got promoted to parks, and finally CEO. He is a dollars and cents guy which is why they call him "Cheapek."
2 years ago
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I will never forgive the Mouse for what they did to the Great Movie Ride. That was a bridge to far and probably will not go back to the parks for a decade or two if at all
I don't really see what is hard to understand. Buzz Lightyear has a long franchise of his own where they fleshed out his persona as a member of Star Command. In Toy Story Buzz was a franchise. This movie is from that franchise, just like all other Buzz Lightyear media.
Pixar still regularly makes incredibly successful movies. They sabotaged this one because of the straight white male protagonist. Even if it's unintentional, they made a movie where the protagonist is a weak b***h and is constantly being upstaged by side characters, no one wants to see that.
Disney will know a Buzz Lightyear movie should be a billion dollar movie, no way they'd try to frick it up. Could see them stepping in to salvage a project that's turning in a disaster though. It's possible that it has such a mediocre, nothing story because it had a last minute "lets just do what we need to get it finished" rewrite.
Lightyear is the Toy Story in-universe live action reboot of an in-universe cartoon from the 90s. This movie and storyline are in no way connected to Buzz Lightyear, the toy character, that we all know. It's nonsense.
>tfw thought this movie was going to be a grounded and heartfelt story about an astronaut and how the buzz toyline is based on him in the Toy Story universe. >instead we get generic sci-fi shit with lesbians.
Because modern Disney has created nothing, and holds none of it's properties in regard. Meanwhile the people who run it now have all their little pet issues they want to push through and no real leadership to stop them.
As soon as Lasseter got MeToo'd, I knew Pixar was dead in the water. It was starting to decline after him and there was nobody coming up behind him to fill the gap.
In-universe, the cartoon was created because the toy line was so successful; LGMs for instance were a Pizza Planet product, so their inclusion in Buzz cartoon would mean some sort of collaboration between companies, not to mention the reference to the movie being "new" as they get and open the VHS. New movie is a retcon to say that instead of starting as just a successful toyline, this movie is an in-universe movie that launched the toyline and then everything else.
so, is zurg really future buzz?
Unless the leaked kid's book is leaving stuff out, then no. Zurg is just a random sentient robot with no real backstory of any kind.
Is the film about the toy? I don’t understand.
It's about the man the toy is based off
it's about gays and gay sex, you dumdum
But we already got that movie and it looked nothing like this.
In the Toy Story universe that's a remake of this new movie
lol
Yep, this is the typical post-modernist shit we are seeing everywhere, where they retcon tine so that trannies were always in your franchise, and the old shit you loved wasn't REALLY the story.
This is a TV show based on the toy based on the man.
Never watched the cartoon. But it looked way more like what a kid what want a toy of in the 90s.
The new movie looks boring as frick for a kid. And is maid mostly so ~~*journos*~~ can write about inclusion and diversity and how the white man gets outclassed by all of them.
You answered yourself. The movie wasn't made for kids, it was made to profit from nostalgia, and even then, it is a weird, your-childhood-ideals-sucked-so-we-improved-them kind of nostalgia that always backfires, and yet they insist on pushing it.
>And is maid mostly
moron.
Watching that one episode with the blob assimilation thing as a kid sure did give me a weird fetish...
SOVL
That’s the kino reboot of this movie
This show was fairly good.
If they had just recreated that with modern CGI animation they could have had an easy win on their hands. Race swap characters even, make the hot green girl a lesbian if they want. Just copy the setting and story from that and they'd have kids eating it up and buying Buzz Lightyear toys all over again. Instead they came up with complete garbage that appeals to nobody but blog writers and twitter addicts.
tim allen?
This doesn’t even make sense though since Toy Story took place pretty much in our time and the buzz lightyear toy was canonically based on the in universe buzz lightyear video game.
No. Buzz the toy was the toyline from this movie. This is the movie Andy watched and wanted to get a Buzz figure because of.
>andy was born in the late 1980s
>watched a movie at 8 or 9 that isn't even out yet with lqbtqia politics
spacetime continuum where?
No its the pozzed live action adaptation/remake of the Buzz Lightyear cartoon Andy watched in the 90s.
gay headcanon
there is a black lesbian as a prominent character who saves Buzz multiple times and kisses her wife on screen. for the kids, you know.
>for the kids, you know.
It literally is for the kids.
Don't ever have kids.
Quads have spoken
My god... look at the tasteful thickness of it
>WTF YOU CAN'T HAVE A WOMAN KISS ANOTHER WOMAN IN THIS CHILDREN'S MOVIE! AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEE!
you are literally triggered over a cartoon movie for children.
You will never be a real woman
You will never have sex.
I will always Morb.
Children shouldn't be exposed to homosexuality. It's a form of pedophilia & instills grooming.
Imagine being such a moronic coombrain you can't see two people kiss without making it about sex.
Yeah no one is falling for this shit anymore. Look at the absolute state of the world where once a year men in dresses can pull their wiener's out and have children twerk in parades fir them under the guise of some vague """""equality""""" shit.
Even normalgays have gone from passive and reluctant acceptance to dusgust and contempt. Shouldn't have gone after the kids you mentally ill freak
its called having standards, smooth brain. i will not be taking any of my 3 children to see this shit/buying the dvds/or any toys. keep coping.
>crying about seeing lesbians in a movie is "having standards"
Yes you moronic homosexual.
Any man who wears an apple watch is a homosexual.
Any man who wears a smart watch is a homosexual.
True, but apple is an extra dose of gay.
i've had a rough day today, and this made me laugh. thanks anon
this guy is definitely fricking children
God damn and I thought I looked homosexual for a teacher.
>look at my image, I'm totally laughing and not extremely butthurt
Back to the discord, groomer. Your new strat needs workshopping because it makes you look extremely asspained and mad.
I'm not spending money watching an ugly sheboon for 90 minutes. It's that simple.
my wife
yes
Bejitabro btw.
As a gay gay I agree that shoehorning this bullshit in media is shit but don't make your children will resent you
this isnt always necessarily true. not sure why you gays believe sheltering your kids from seeing two gays butt fricking is in turn going to make them want to go butt frick
actually anon your brain is what it eats, I challenge you to go watch gay porn for 15 minutes every day for a month and if you can honesty tell me you aren't the least bit different after all that then I'll be damned
I'm pretty ok with reasonable people such as you who understand others are under no obligation to share your beliefs about sexuality. You do you and let others do their thing.
I hate 95% of the gays that are in the lgbtqjdjdjf+ community because these Black folk just keep pushing all this progressive shit and ridiculous shit like genders and cutting off your genitals to be a women. I just want to be gay and not have people either shame me or praise me for sucking dicks and I don't want to be associated with these lunatics just because I'm a man that doesn't particularly care for roasties.
kek you won't be spared just because you larp as le based homo
> I don't want to be associated with these lunatics
You are one yourself.
said the anon posting on the Bolivian kite fighting resource
guy seems ok, ease up homosexual
>contributes to society becoming more degenerate
>guy seems ok
holy shit kys
Kek rent free
no one will ever be pure enough for you
stand alone on the mountain and contemplate
Based homosexual watching out for hetero children
Don't make your children resent you*,
>Noooo daddy why didnt you take me to see Buzz Lightyear?!! I hate you, Im turning gay!!
Denying your kids shit they want because of your agenda and making them miss out on shit, yeah literally.
All parents do that. So you are gay only out of spite towards your dad over petty shit?
No but I do know a lot of folks who turn into BBC craving bawds and junkies because of daddy issues
Well that's fricking pathetic.
>folks
>folks is a black thing abloobloo
It's a normalgay reddit "thing" similar to the hijacked "y'all" from pozzed suburbanite Yankees with incredibly condescending undertones
Where I'm from (Virginia) saying "folk" is pretty normal. "Y'all" is not, though.
Folk is just a normal, everyday word, used by everyone.
Better stop saying Black person then.
As far as my kids will know, entertainment media stopped being produced in 2015
More like 2010.
> Megamind came out in 2010
That's probably the most recent movie that my children will be allowed to watch though I'm sure Cinemaphile can find something offensive about it.
>you are literally triggered over a cartoon movie for children
Its what happens when you grow up and have children of your own. Its a fairly simple concept.
It does not need to be promoted to this extent to impressionable children as if it's something great they should inspire to, obviously. It's a political message that is way beyond most children's grasp and will just confuse them
Oh, this is nothing. It's already FAR worse than you know. It's in schools. good luck being a parent, dude. Seriously.
>what is home schooling
Good luck with inflation making you AND your spouse need to work every day until you are dead. They got you. They got us all.
What age is that for? It's just explaining sex though. It should be up to the parents but some parents wont talk about it. Can you imagine being a teenager with neglectful parents and not knowing how babies are made?
You missed the incest bit after the highlighted part.
oh..yeah I did : /
It's actually the sister telling her brother what she does with Marco.
Still weird as frick tho.
>Always in and out.
Unironically, what did they mean by that?
Have you tried going side to side?
After our middle school sex ed the impression I came out with was that the guy stuck it in all the way, held in place there, and then the girl vibrated until the guy came
>you guessed it little brother
Just like my doujins!
this would be fine without context but this is for 6-8 year olds. children that young have NO business learning about sex.
>you guessed it, little brother
wtf
I was confused by men and women kissing as a child and young teen
yeah stuff like this triggers me you people are unironically disease festered parasites and you sicken every normal person
>for children
I know it may surprise you but a lot of posters on here actually do have children and we don't want them exposed to a bunch of degenerate pozzed shit and Black person characters emasculating. Disney just cant seem to stop this and they won't be getting any of my money
>I must protect my child from the evils of seeing homosexual and black characters in movies
There you go. I knew you'd get it eventually.
>main three characters in both of his trilogies are white
The only black character in the OT is a criminal, and the only black character in the PT fights with a style that could be described as chimping out.
>NOOOOOI YOU CAN'T JUST HECKING PREVENT US FROM GROOOOOOOOOOMING AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
yes, you must unironically protect your children from homosexual considering they're all groomers who reproduce by molesting kids. I'm sorry you were molested as a child but it's time to break the cycle
yes
>you are literally triggered over a cartoon movie for children.
Ah, the old reddit response. Gotta love it.
>REEEEE STOP CARING ABOUT THINGS!
(That's you)
reddit response
I don’t want kids seeing gay shit, it’s nasty
>WTF YOU CAN'T HAVE A WOMAN KISS ANOTHER WOMAN IN THIS CHILDREN'S MOVIE!
Correct
How's your relationship with your father?
I demand proof
would the scene be easy for a chinaman to delete
beautiful, What's wrong with that you fricking bigot? People like you have no place on this board, enjoy being on the wrongside of history.
Yet there is a not a single toy of one of them in any Toy Story movies which is really hilarious. I wouldn't be surprised if they will make another Toy Story movie just to fill it with black toys so nobody is able to call them out on this huge fail anymore.
The 1930's antagonist doll from 4 had no problem getting adopted by a little black girl though. I found that very strange.
No way. They said they weren't trying to groom children!
this is precisely why it was destined to bomb. not even the audience can figure out who this is for or who asked for it?
Are you moronic? Do you think this will actually bomb because people are confused about the lore? HAHAHA.
no one is interested in it, no one is talking about it, apart from the same threads and reddit posts asking "i don't get it.. is this the toy? a guy based on the toy? is this the same universe? is this a movie about the guy based on the toy in the same universe? how does toy story even fit into this"
then everything fizzles out and nothing happens. no one cares.
No, the entire toy story franchise is a dream in the real buzz lightyear's (from this movie) head
It's funny how Cinemaphile continues to get more and more moronic every day. This is a kid's movie. It's not a difficult thing to grasp
Enough with the fourth wall meta shit. ENOUGH
Sounds, and is, dumb.
It’s the forever war but played without the gay mutts being a sign of alienation
Glad that someone else saw that connection. I wonder if the Japanese will claim that it's Gunbuster but with toys.
According to Cinemaphile, this is a movie about gay sex, so unless it’s about a sex toy, I don’t know what you’re talking about.
Pixar hasnt existed since the day Disney bought them
>Disney buy Pixar in 2006
>The first film they make is Cars a film designed entierly to sell toys
Checks out
You're a little late. They were dead the moment they made a soulless cash-grab sequel to Toy Story after ending the story perfectly.
Toy Story 2 is a perfect sequel contrarian
I was talking about Toy Story 4.
You are still wrong you should have said Toy Story 3
Toy Story 3 was a great film that found a perfect way to end the story.
moron
its literally the best sequel ever
>literally
How to tell everyone you are a troony without telling everyone you are a troony.
>reddit spacing
moron. Toy Story is sick an unbelievably perfect film that I have refused to watch the sequels. Anyone who can recognize art would do the same
They were dead long before that.
But the Good Dinosaur came out AFTER the soulless cash grab that was Toy Story 3
Agreed!
The Good Dinosaur was honestly the final proof that Pixar was completely devoid of storytelling talent.
Pixar had learned these lessons and discovered these principles, and thought that they had discovered a perfect alchemical formula for good stories. A checklist, where if you ticked every box, then you'd done it: You'd made another beloved masterpiece.
The Good Dinosaur was a perfect result of that formula. They hit every point, checked every box, did everything the formula told them to. And it sucked rotten donkey ass.
Because while a collection of storytelling principles can be a useful guide, it can't give a story its narrative soul. It can't, because that soul must be unique, or else it's just the same story over and over.
It's funny because you could be talking about any of them except the first one.
at this point pixar should just be dissolved into disney. next movie sounds like inside out but worse.
Yidsney sabotaged them since they make the same kind of movies now. Pixar will be old yeller'd within a decade
>sabotaging the studio you own
???
disney wants to make less money?
Disney doesnt give a shit about making money from the films, the films only exists to sell toys brainlet
then why let them make turning red? or onward? or soul or coco?
To sell toys?
none of those sold toys well.
And you know this how?
they all had shit awful designs for toys.
So you dont know then, thought as much gay
>then why let them make turning red?
To satisfy teenage girls
>or onward?
To satisfy guys
>or soul
To satisfy blacks
>or coco?
To satisfy latinos
Onward was just bad. Even Illumination create more convincing worlds that that.
do they think anyone wants any of these other characters as toys? maybe if they came with helmets on but...
>Disney’s Star Wars sequel trilogies woes continue, as Diamond Select Toys President Chuck Terceira confirmed there is a lack of demand for products from the three films.
>disney wants to make less money?
Disney already had their own internal CGI studio for making films. It's called "Walt Disney Animation Studios". They made stuff like the Frozen movies, Tangled, Wreck it Ralph, Big Hero 6, etc.
Disney doesn't want Pixar to steal the success of their internal studio. So most of the talent goes to WDAS. And any story Pixar wants to do that will be similar to WDAS will be vetoed.
That's why Pixar is making these lame films now. It's a slow decline. And when Pixar starts making lots of flops, then Disney will have an "official" excuse to shutdown the studio or merge it with WDAS
Pretty much, Pixar is just a training studio for B-movies now.
They used the big the biggest innovators in animation, now they're Illumination tier and pretty much every other major animation studio is putting out more adventurous stuff than they are.
They pulling a Westwood on Pixar.
After metooing Lasseter, Pixar has only pumped woke degenerate trash.
This movie is like a parody of unnecessary Hollywood origin stories/reboots. It feels like something that would be on SNL.
What about Tool Time Tim, he's still alive right?
Disney insisted his ABC tv show be cancelled because it was centre-right politically, despite the fact that it was pulling in large audience numbers. They don't want anything to do with him anymore.
Da fug. They really dont care at all about the product.
>Da fug. They really dont care at all about the product.
I hope you haven't only just realised that now.
No lol but I mean he's the voice of Buzz Lightyear.
Not anymore as far as Yidsney are confirmed.
Where we're going, we don't need Pixar.
Daily reminder this is the golden era of Pixar, or as I call it the Toy Story era (T*y St*ry 4 cannot be considered canon)
Toy Story 1 to The Incrdibles is the best run in cinema history
Finding Nemo and A Bug's Life are ok.
>Bug's life is ok
agreed
>Finding Nemo is ok
you need to have a heart to enjoy it anon, give it a rewatch.
Toy story 3 was nothing compared to 2.
Pixar's death lines up EXACTLY with Karl's wife death in up because the rest of the movie sucked
The opening of UP is nothing but sequence of cheap emotional manipulation intended to prop up an otherwise empty flick.
It hurts me to think about all the amazing films they used to make and what they've been reduced to now.
I'm sick and tired of people pretending Toy Story 3 wasn't a soulless LITERAL cashgrab
Dude, who even watched Toy Story 3? All the reaction was manufactured, I won't believe anything else. Didn't they even make a 4th one? Bizarre.
Manchildren love Toy Story 3 because it gave them permission to stop playing with toys.
Toy Story 2 did the same thing of course, but that message was for 12 year olds instead of 18 year olds
Disney know that the only thing people have been taking from these films is the "5 Minutes To Make You Cry™".
Seems people are finally getting tired of this shit and ripping off Intersteller/Voices of a Distant Star can't make people overlook how mediocre the rest of the film is.
I said it was dead since Toy Story 3, which includes Toy Story 3.
I thought Toy Story 3 was good, albeit it's basically the same plot as the first movie just with a daycare center instead of a sadistic toy-torturing tween. It ended on an emotionally satisfying, albeit somber note, and that's why I refuse to watch Toy Story 4. Everything I've been told about it leads me to believe that it completely undermines the third movie's ending because Disney needs those unlimited franchise bux.
Another anon posted this. I'm the OP. Toy Story 3 was a perfect ending.
It had the perfect send off until TS4 happened and ruined everything.
Nah, TS2 left it open-ended. One day Andy will grow out of his toys but until then they'll enjoy it while it lasts. Done. Perfect ending.
There's been 4 of those fricking movies? I only saw the first 2.
They made a third as a love letter to grown up millennials who grew up on the two films as sort of a send off for growing up and being adults and leaving their toys behind.
Then they dug up it's corpse and raped it for a fourth.
Bug's Life is trash, Cars is trash, Incredibles is just your typical capeshit with more le funny moments.
>Bug's Life is trash
have a nice day troony
Incredibles is their best film lol
Incredibles predates capeshit and it's nothing like capeshit because it's an actual movie
saving the environment is a right wing value. Only liberals are scared of the woods
I remember the days when Pixar was synonymous with kidkino. A new Pixar film coming out was a huge cultural event, and every parent was taking their kids to see. It's crazy to look at their catalogue now and all the garbage they've put out since then.
Holy shit, the last one I watched was Brave.
That's the most notable thing. Pixar films are no longer "events"
I barely recognize the names of the new ones. Luca I honestly have no clue what it was about.
Italian mermen.
They are, just not all of them.
Completely different topic, but Marvel is becoming the same. I am sure that Feigr is sweating a bit after they put the Illuminati in a movie, including Prof. X and Mr. Fantastic, and most people just kinda shrugged. 10 years ago we would still be talking about it and Multiverse of Madness would have gotten a rerelease in theaters. Hype is eroding.
They have a serious quality control problem and have absolutely flooded the market with soulless cash grab after cash grab
You think their audience gives a shit about this?
Oh my god, that Spider-man moves at like 15fps.
this looks like a green screen overlay you'd download off youtube
Would love some animation insight into exactly why this looks like such dogshit. The lighting looking like stock green screen and the landing having no weight stands out to me.
The amount of time afforded, good CGI takes over a year in post-production. Modern productions get a several weeks to a few months tops.
When are the comic people going to realize that the moment you tap into multiverse or alternate timeline stuff, 90% of people mentally check out
When Into the Spider-Verse 2 flops.
>activate windows
Based piratechad
>composers
>Randy Newman
>Randy Newman
>Randy Newman
>NINE INCH NAILS
Not gonna lie, I’m kind of okay with this timeline
please go away reddit
This is fricking sad. They were an independent that was bought up by the mouse to produce sterile uninspired dog shit. It exists in name only as the old guard have left or been bullied out. Look at this chart here and see if you can pinpoint the exact point it was bought up by the mouse.
It's 2006
There was an Incredibles 2? Was it straight to streaming or something?
Inside Out and Soul are great and Coco is okay but yeah everything else is garbo.
Soul kinda went to shit with the whole cat thing.
They should have just had them both in his body with her taking control.
inside out was awful
A Bug's Life is shit and so is Cars.
cars is garbage
Toy Story 1+2, Monster Inc, and WALL-E are the only good movies there. Incredibles is okay. The rest are overrated
For me, it's gotta be:
>WALL-E
>Ratatouille
>Up
>from wall-e, legit one of the best kid movies ever made, to this soulless garbaggio
Bros are we living in a dark age?
They've been dead since Toy Story 3.
>finally
kek
They've been dead post-TS3. All their movies since Cars 2 are either soulless cash grabs or agenda-driven propaganda. After Lasseter got sacked, female CalArts grads swiftly took over & doubled down on the woke shit. They're barely worth watching anymore.
At least we're getting Lasseter back at Skydance.
The lead of Luck is hot.
>literally only Cars 2 & 3 are ranked lower
This is what happens for current Pixar movies when the threat of being called racist for giving it a bad review is lifted.
I hope theres a scene where Buzz takes it in the ass from the black "female" lead.
This is the point at which a studio is so desperate for a win that they do the one thing that, on paper, should be an easy crowd pleaser, but they were always too proud to do because it's so derivative, and then they somehow frick it up anyway.
The part where Buzz said "frick those sandBlack folk" before intentionally crashing into an afghani wedding went a little too far for me personally
Wall-E is the greatest Pixar movie ever made and has yet to be surpassed.
>Director of Wall-E gets goned because John Carter flopped
>John Lasseter gets goned because of alleged "creepy" behavior
>Brad Bird and a bunch of other senior Pixar creatives follow him to his new company, Skydance Animation
>new Pixar staff just wants to make movies about themselves because they're a bunch of entitled, creatively bankrupt millennials
>Pixar becomes Disney's DTV cow, fulfilling the Ratatouille prophecy of the restaurant getting shut down while the people who made it special go start their own business
Pottery
based prescient Brad Bird
Skydance poached a shit load of Disney and Pixar talent.
Brad Bird is getting to make his dream project, Ray Gunn (pulp scifi mixed with detective noir)
Ray Gunn has been floating around since Brad Bird's days at Turner Animation, before they got folded into Warner Bros. I remember hearing that it might be his next Pixar project after The Incredibles, and that he was hoping it would be Disney's first PG-13 animation. I was super excited about it but then there wasn't a peep about it for over a decade, until he got on board with Skydance.
Disney is falling apart at the seams. They are too big to fail but they are heading back into a dark age of muck, like they were when they released Home on the Range. Disney has a problem with CEOs sticking around for too long until eventually the leadership qualities that made them a valuable asset end up becoming a liability.
Bob Chapek is something else-- they promoted him to take the blame for Bob Iger's mistakes so he could run for political office, and Chapek was only supposed to be a transitional CEO. But now he's firing everyone inside the company who might be in a good position to replace him. Disney is in for a long, dark winter.
The level at which Chapek's fricking over the Disney parks is incredible. Even the most die hard Disney fans are now going on holiday elsewhere because they can no longer take all the bullshit going on with the parks.
Even in the worse days of Eisner, he only did what he did because Disney had to slash costs or go under.
the Disney parks are such shit now. They cut so much because “covid” and have no plans on bringing them back while charging full price
The reservation system was the final straw for me.
Had been planning a Florida holiday but I like to have comfy slow paced holiday where you just wake up, go to whatever park you feel like and don't feel rushed or pressured when you get there.
>got to book the park 2 weeks in advance or else you'll find they won't actually let you in any park for the day
>Spend £7 a day on top of your £500 tickets for Genie+ or expect 2 hour queues for any big rides
>got to get to a park at rope drop to be in with a chance of getting to ride GotG for the day
>the second you get in, got to hope you get your boarding pass
Frick this shit.
this shit is so gross dude. imagine paying over 1000 dollars to spend a few days her in the blistering florida sun to be surrounded by this shit. the only good it could possibly be is a big redpill moment for your kids
>DisneyLAND
it's California, not surprisngly lmao
It's natazu!
The rapids ride at animal kingdom is so fricking weird. Nothing happens and you barely even get splashed... Except for the drop where 1 rider at the bottom gets completely soaked through.
They just don't seem to understand what's fun with them, all that will go is make the single soaked person pissed off at having wet underwear for the rest of the day.
That’s why Popeyes is the the goat River Raft ride
>that old cleaner with balls of steel trying to gently calm them down
Also, there were at least 2 plain clothed security guys who got there within 90 seconds. I've heard how scarily efficient they are.
Me in the yellow
Chapek started out running Disney's retail operations (stores) and then he got promoted to parks, and finally CEO. He is a dollars and cents guy which is why they call him "Cheapek."
I will never forgive the Mouse for what they did to the Great Movie Ride. That was a bridge to far and probably will not go back to the parks for a decade or two if at all
ZUCCHINI
it’s a shame Luck looks uninspired as hell
Lasseter's Pixar was great at taking simple ideas and turning them into gold. I trust him with Luck.
I sure hope so
It’s like poetry, it rhymes
Correct
Wall E is woke
>SAVE THE ENVOROMEEEEENT
hahahahahahaha
Snoozefest of a film. Incredibles is their best work.
Nah, that's Toy Story.
what are you basing this on
60 is a very low score for a Pixar movie.
Is Tim Allen dead or something? Did he say the N word?
He's conservative.
82% on RT. Seethe.
I don't really see what is hard to understand. Buzz Lightyear has a long franchise of his own where they fleshed out his persona as a member of Star Command. In Toy Story Buzz was a franchise. This movie is from that franchise, just like all other Buzz Lightyear media.
No, this is far more complex. It's Buzz Lightyear but not Tim Allen. You want a Woody movie without Tom Hanks? I bet you do you devious snake.
That has no bearing on what I said.
You dont understand what others dont understand. This movie is an enigma and it WILL turn the children GAY!
Pixar still regularly makes incredibly successful movies. They sabotaged this one because of the straight white male protagonist. Even if it's unintentional, they made a movie where the protagonist is a weak b***h and is constantly being upstaged by side characters, no one wants to see that.
Disney will know a Buzz Lightyear movie should be a billion dollar movie, no way they'd try to frick it up. Could see them stepping in to salvage a project that's turning in a disaster though. It's possible that it has such a mediocre, nothing story because it had a last minute "lets just do what we need to get it finished" rewrite.
Is this like a parody of Star Trek's Starfleet? Star Command? Is he a toy? I don't get it
Lightyear is the Toy Story in-universe live action reboot of an in-universe cartoon from the 90s. This movie and storyline are in no way connected to Buzz Lightyear, the toy character, that we all know. It's nonsense.
why does he have a native american name
>You dont understand what others dont understand. This movie is an enigma and it WILL turn the children GAY!
It normalizes gay attitude. That's enough to open them up to such behaviours.
And that's bad how?
>tfw thought this movie was going to be a grounded and heartfelt story about an astronaut and how the buzz toyline is based on him in the Toy Story universe.
>instead we get generic sci-fi shit with lesbians.
Toy story ended in 2010
Can't be racist against wypipo, chud.
They fricked up by disregarding Tim Allen
Why does Modern Disney like shitting on their own properties so much?
Because modern Disney has created nothing, and holds none of it's properties in regard. Meanwhile the people who run it now have all their little pet issues they want to push through and no real leadership to stop them.
if they want lesbians so bad why did they cancel owl house?
they want fat bull dykes not cute based shit
lipstick/cute lesbians aren't the same, they want Home Depot lesbians.
Because it sucked lol.
t.bigot
pixar is unironically dead
At some point Pete Doctor will leave.
Then a day later Disney will announce Journey into Imagination is being rethemed to Inside Out.
Didn't everyone from the glory days leave? Isn't it literally just some calarts firm with the pixar name now?
As soon as Lasseter got MeToo'd, I knew Pixar was dead in the water. It was starting to decline after him and there was nobody coming up behind him to fill the gap.
Pete Doctor is the only big name left.
He's there to win them Oscars.
TO INFINITY AND INTO THE butthole!
Amerikan child groomers are crazy.
Why the FRICK is Tim Allen not the voice of Buzz?
He's a Republican
Isn't Buzz Lightyear a cartoon in the Toy Story universe? Aren't we technically just watching an episode of it then by watching this movie lol
In-universe, the cartoon was created because the toy line was so successful; LGMs for instance were a Pizza Planet product, so their inclusion in Buzz cartoon would mean some sort of collaboration between companies, not to mention the reference to the movie being "new" as they get and open the VHS. New movie is a retcon to say that instead of starting as just a successful toyline, this movie is an in-universe movie that launched the toyline and then everything else.
Unless the leaked kid's book is leaving stuff out, then no. Zurg is just a random sentient robot with no real backstory of any kind.
so buzz the movie is not "real" in that universe, just a movie?
>Zurg is just a random sentient robot with no real backstory of any kind.
the movie is going to suck anyways but i am glad that zurg is just zurg
but zurg is buzz's father
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The fact that they replaced Tim Allen for political reason is petty, but I'm glad he wasn't involved in this piece of trash.
won't bother reading the whole thread but ratatouille is the best pixar film
>chris evans
box office poison
so, is zurg really future buzz?
>Pixar steals from Infamous 1
I'd believe it.
This is the kind of shit you get when Hollywood is out of ideas
lmfao. watch it beat chud gun maverick. i’m babysitting some kids next week and they’re going to see it wether they want to or not
Good.
He doesn't look like Buzz Lightyear
they deserve this for firing Lasseter for literally no reason
he hugged too much.
oh no the horror
i hope those roasties that reported it got fired
>54 career average
it's more than he deserves, but he's rich so he probably doesn't give two fricks