>It finally has a release date

>It finally has a release date
Who is ready for the greatest kino of the century?

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wtf it's real

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus returns as The Crow

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >jews are going to seethe
    >((critics)) will attack it baselessly
    >it will make a billion+
    >based Mel dabs on Hollywood again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Normies are dogpilling israelites lately so may have a better reception.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How do I take the dogpill?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Conservatives haven't adapted to the new anti-Israel world yet unfortunately

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Christ is King!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >moron thinks this is a contradiction
          >can't understand the difference between police trapping students versus students barricading themselves when there is no police presence
          And that's why you vote Joe Biden.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The media was somewhat receptive to Mel's comeback with Hacksaw Ridge, but callout culture was still in its infancy then and people were still allowed to have second chances.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >>it will make a billion+
      how though. the audience for the first movie came because it was portraying the most important event in their religion. you can only go downhill from there.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this could have been kino but apparently its going in a very vague direction of the harrowing of hell

    it will likely piss alot of christians off

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this could have been
      Kek you havent even seen it you gay

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >We're supposed to get not only the Harrowing of Hell but the Fall of the Angels as well
      We're getting kino and there's nothing you can do about it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >harrowing of hell
      This is not even in the bible, its in the apocrypha
      >piss alot of christians off
      Guaranteed, they often dont even practice, let alone read or study their religion. Very few but christian scholars would have read the apocrypha, let alone studied it. Most probably dont even know what it is.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stealing your title from a Matrix sequel

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the passion was shit

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aren't there only like 2 chapters after Jesus comes back? He just scares the shit out of his friends and family then the transfiguration happens

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >confuses transfiguration for ascension
      Baka

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When Jesus comes back and gives his sermon and then ascends yes, it's called the Transfiguration

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is it going to portray? The harrowing of hell? The time the risen Christ spent among the disciples before ascending? The assumption of Mary?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I guess it can be a straight up horror movie taking place in hell

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      see

      >We're supposed to get not only the Harrowing of Hell but the Fall of the Angels as well
      We're getting kino and there's nothing you can do about it

      It's supposed to take place during the three days between Jesus' death and his resurrection. It focuses both on what Jesus did during that time, what the Apostles were doing, as well as flashbacks to epic events like the Fall of Angels. You would know this if you looked through the thread or bothered to do any research on it

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Fall of Angels
        are they biblically accurate angels?

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oy vey this is very anti-semetic and anti isreal.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The Passion of the Christ: Resurrection - Chapter I

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm going to guess Chapter 1 is the three days between Jesus' death and resurrection and Chapter 2 is the actual resurrection and all the stuff he did before he ascends into heaven for the grand finale

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The Passion of the Christ: Resurrection - Chapter II: The Return - Ascension

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It could work

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >PASSION OF YHE CHRIST, RESURRECTION
          >THIS TIME, ITS PERSONAL

          >The passion of the Christ: Resurrection - Chapter II: The Return of the Passion of the Christ: Ascension
          >He’s been to hell and back, now he’s out for forgiveness

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When is it getting a 4K DVD release?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cant wait for the completely organic organized hit pieces on Mel

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    will it ever be adapted?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make such a big deal about dying for all our sins that they're still talking about it thousands of years later
    Not much of a sacrifice when you can just respawn whenever you want

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    April 18th is actually my wife's bull's bday, so it's perfect because I can go to this with my Christians, Cucks & Proud group

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      comma doesn’t make sense there, pajeet

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >PASSION OF YHE CHRIST, RESURRECTION
    >THIS TIME, ITS PERSONAL

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Being a sequel to The Passion of the Christ (2004), the film will focus on the events that transpired during the three days between the crucifixion and resurrection when Jesus descended to Abraham's Bosom, where he preached and resurrected Old Testament saints. Gibson has stated in separate interviews that the fall of the Angels and the Harrowing of Hell would also be key parts of the film.[3][4][5][6]
    >In July 2023, Gibson stated that he has two versions of the script that he is working on; one is more grounded, whereas the other explores various realms and includes fallen angels in hell. Gibson states, "I have two scripts and one of them is very structured and very strong script and kind of more what should expect and the other is like an acid trip. Because you’re going into other realms and stuff. I mean you’re in hell and you’re watching the angels fall. It’s like crazy."[7]
    >According to Edward Pentin from the National Catholic Register, the film will "cover step-by-step the events leading up to the Resurrection as experienced by the Apostles, but will also follow the intrigues that took place in Herod's palace and end with the events that took place in Jerusalem on Resurrection Sunday".[8] Furthermore, Resurrection will be a nonlinear, introspective film, where "other realms" and "dimensions" would be explored.[9] The film's title implies a Part 2 is coming and will be released at a later date; according to Caviezel, "...It might be two films. Could be three, but I think it's two".[10]

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Truly a kino for the ages

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds kino. I'm not christian but I was always disappointed by the lack of big budget movies about the weird stuff in the bible, I want to see hell and 7 headed dragons on the big screen. Crazy there's no revelations movie or anything like that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Movies like that don't exist because Westerners at least have moderately more reverence for their religions than pajeets who turn every myth into a superhero blockbuster.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why is Mel Gibson making this then and why did the first one make so much money? I think it has more to do with white Christians not exactly being a largely represented demographic in hollywood. It doesn't have to be capeshit tier either. If rich evangelicals through money at Robert Eggers to adapt some bible story it would be kino

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Why is Mel Gibson making this then and why did the first one make so much money?
            Because he's doing it with taste and along the lines of traditional portrayals. He's not having Jesus fly through hell shooting lasers, which is about the level of Buddhist superhero movies.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Resurrection will be a nonlinear, introspective film, where "other realms" and "dimensions" would be explored
      HOLy ARTHOUSE KINO

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >not only one but two of the highest grossing movies of the year guaranteed

      Based

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >one of them is very structured and very strong script and kind of more what should expect and the other is like an acid trip
      please lord, don't let anything happen to Mel Gibson until i get to watch this

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's happening bro.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hoe do you make a whole film about the resurrection?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      By making it a horror movie where Jesus steals the keys of death and sprinkle in scenes of his sermons

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Read the thread before posting

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hell
    >The Fall
    >Caviezel
    I have been hyped for 12+ years about this sequel.
    But the fact that Gibson portrayed Satan as Voldemort in the first movie worries me.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mel's Satan was pretty good. Androgynous, very evil looking but weirdly cute. It worked well

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like the Last Temptation one better.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That's because you're a closet pedo

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not a very cute kid though

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    FEAR IT

    LOATHE IT

    ANTISEMITIC KINO ARRIVES ALL THE SAME

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Passion 2: Resurrectric Boogaloo

    Official Thread Theme: www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5pxInHPPMM

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Releasing on Good Friday

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically a very good choice.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HA HA, israelites on suicide watch.

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Walken enter the chat and scares Mel again.

    He's the devil, you know.

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