Wait, is she the blonde hottie? The one whose corpse he rapes out of grief/blue balls? I thought she was some childhood friend. I dont even know what the plot is I always watched it with the sound muted, i cant edge with anglo accents.
I think bing just came out with their own AI generator plus the thing they're all based on recently released a new version or something
in any case AI homosexuals should be permabanned
There should be a new board for that shit. morons are making irrelevant threads just so they can show off their AI slop in the OP. The whole fricking site is becoming even more unusable than usual, it's very fricking annoying.
Hey frickheads, nobody cares what soulless shit your computer barfed up just because you were able to cobble together a sentence. You're not clever.
People have been asking for a new board ever since Midjourney was a thing more than a year ago.
And yet there's no board for AI, but there's a board for fricking wallpapers and wrestling
Lurk moar. It takes years to get the Black person administration of this site to make containment boards. An AI dump will get made eventually. You'd know this if you weren't such a fricking gay.
7 months ago
Anonymous
goddamn you're low IQ
7 months ago
Anonymous
seethe newhomosexual
7 months ago
Anonymous
>takes years to make containment boards.
quest spam destroyed /tg/ for years and years and years
There's been a wallpaper board for almost as long as the site. Wrestling was because it was shitting up Cinemaphile. There's an extreme sports one though which is stupid. I don't think the jap dude cares about improving things though
The fansite dedicated to this movie is a trip. It started as a gushing tribute and investigation into it's making them turned into some schizo-tier manifesto on how being obsessed with this movie ruined his life, and it ends as an investigation into the shady death of one of the Penthouse Pets (the one who gave the famous blowjob in one of the orgy scenes).
Cinema Snob reviewing this film while completely nude will forever be the crowning achievement of that era of internet critics. Far more amusing than the film itself.
REMINDER TO NOT FRICKING INTERACT WITH OR (YOU) PROOMPTER SUBHUMANS
THEY ONLY POST BECAUSE YOU homosexualS KEEP REPLYING TO THEM
JUST LIKE WITH THE FRICKING BUGPOSTER moron, FILTER (THIS TIME THE FILESIZE) AND MOVE ON
THANK YOU FOR LISTENING
Proof that based Mediterranean perverts understand eroticism while incel American pornographers only understand filth and corruption. They ruined Tinto Brass' vision and inserted a bunch of hardcore porn for no reason. Pornography isn't erotic, it excites the body in a mechanical way, like getting a semen sample from livestock.
Isn't Ebert that weird dude with a broken jaw from sucking so much dick? And he's a fricking corpse too lmao. Imagine letting a dead wienersucker dictate what you should think about.
Ebert was a mega nerd who managed to take himself too seriously despite writing shlocky shit like Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. Like most critics he failed at doing anything creative and so became a judge to cope with his failure and shine his resentment on those he considered unworthy.
Doesn't change the fact he's right 99% of the time
7 months ago
Anonymous
that's just your opinion. art is subjective and most critics contribute nothing of value to the medium they critique, ebert is dead so nobody will be reading his reviews anytime soon but people will still see the movies he hated.
7 months ago
Anonymous
I still read em, even after watching a movie. He had nice insights
Bro I think you're just low openness
Writer and director included.
>ai produces really shitty shoops
(You) are NGMI
caligula's sister is something to behold
post pics plz
Wait, is she the blonde hottie? The one whose corpse he rapes out of grief/blue balls? I thought she was some childhood friend. I dont even know what the plot is I always watched it with the sound muted, i cant edge with anglo accents.
>these Black folk even invade other threads now
Letting Indians on the internet was a mistake.
Yes it was, Ranjeet.
You are singing my song. I am already tired of the AI gays.
why haven't AIBlack folk been banned for spamming already
Idk is there a new version or something? This happened before it’ll die out again.
I think bing just came out with their own AI generator plus the thing they're all based on recently released a new version or something
in any case AI homosexuals should be permabanned
Bing just came out with its new, free-to-use, high quality AI image generator, powered by Microsoft.
It's here forever.
There should be a new board for that shit. morons are making irrelevant threads just so they can show off their AI slop in the OP. The whole fricking site is becoming even more unusable than usual, it's very fricking annoying.
Hey frickheads, nobody cares what soulless shit your computer barfed up just because you were able to cobble together a sentence. You're not clever.
People have been asking for a new board ever since Midjourney was a thing more than a year ago.
And yet there's no board for AI, but there's a board for fricking wallpapers and wrestling
>but there's a board for fricking wallpapers and wrestling
Lurk 2 years before posting newhomosexual
mad as frick wrestlinggay
Lurk moar. It takes years to get the Black person administration of this site to make containment boards. An AI dump will get made eventually. You'd know this if you weren't such a fricking gay.
goddamn you're low IQ
seethe newhomosexual
>takes years to make containment boards.
quest spam destroyed /tg/ for years and years and years
There's been a wallpaper board for almost as long as the site. Wrestling was because it was shitting up Cinemaphile. There's an extreme sports one though which is stupid. I don't think the jap dude cares about improving things though
There are dedicated generals on t, aco, d, h, trash, and b
they don't need a board, they need a life
You forgot Cinemaphile, the biggest one
Why are those chinks pretending to be European?
I thought you guys were all back in school already???
The fansite dedicated to this movie is a trip. It started as a gushing tribute and investigation into it's making them turned into some schizo-tier manifesto on how being obsessed with this movie ruined his life, and it ends as an investigation into the shady death of one of the Penthouse Pets (the one who gave the famous blowjob in one of the orgy scenes).
This one?
Just downloaded the movie out of curiosity, when does this scene happen exactly?
Around the end, where they completely give up, and it becomes a full-fledged Penthouse porn.
Niceee.
>not posting her licking up the money shot
link?
Man, even up to a several years ago Helen Mirrin was still prime silverfox material.
I wonder what happened Proculus' wife after Caligula had her husband slaughtered?
You're not supposed to put a question mark when doing a "I wonder" statement, anon
this is; Cinemaphile we play? fast and loose with the rules of punctuation! here
>Use proper English?
>No, ESL-tier comments only!
what
be me
be attracted to this blonde twink
be attracted to this bigtittied redhead
bros, i love being bi so muc :))
insane how helen has had those giant saggy grandma hooters this whole time
Anyone remember the programming scene where a black is fricking a white and one the Romans says its the future of England?
Evil movie
Fricking hell, those hanging breasts are fantastic
>he likes saggy breasts
Yikes
>Doesn't know how real breasts work
Yikes
Gay
Cinema Snob reviewing this film while completely nude will forever be the crowning achievement of that era of internet critics. Far more amusing than the film itself.
it's time
is this the best shot of her breasts in the movie or should I actually skip through the thing?
If you wanna see her breasts just watch Age of Consent.
It's pretty comfy.
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Can someone post a link. I'm not getting put on a list searching for that title
>This bodytype has not existed in Hollywood for over 40 years.
>Age of Consent.
This movie better be about her with a 13 y.o boy with raging hormones
I'm always terribly envious of the guy with a thick wiener at the end, sometimes I watch the seen just to admire it, frick I wish it were me.
my dad had this movie on dvd and i found it in the basement when I was a 13 or so
REMINDER TO NOT FRICKING INTERACT WITH OR (YOU) PROOMPTER SUBHUMANS
THEY ONLY POST BECAUSE YOU homosexualS KEEP REPLYING TO THEM
JUST LIKE WITH THE FRICKING BUGPOSTER moron, FILTER (THIS TIME THE FILESIZE) AND MOVE ON
THANK YOU FOR LISTENING
excellent tip, thank you anon
For me it’s her role in Caligula
Proof that based Mediterranean perverts understand eroticism while incel American pornographers only understand filth and corruption. They ruined Tinto Brass' vision and inserted a bunch of hardcore porn for no reason. Pornography isn't erotic, it excites the body in a mechanical way, like getting a semen sample from livestock.
was their really piss play in ancient times?
>their
nice digits
according to my history teacher in high school, piss used to be used for all kinds of stuff. even as a tooth cleaner/whitener
yeah well, according to your history teacher they were all Black folk too
why? it's pretty well liked
also helen mirren putting it out was her biggest plus
still very pretty for a british bird
>24% and 38% on RT
>Roger Ebert gave it a thumbs down, not even a single star
>"pretty well liked"
are you high
RT has already been exposed as fake
Ebert was a hypersensitive hack who can't be objective
Isn't Ebert that weird dude with a broken jaw from sucking so much dick? And he's a fricking corpse too lmao. Imagine letting a dead wienersucker dictate what you should think about.
he generally has pretty spot on opinions
not always though
lmao ok
That moron knew nothing about film yet normalgays lapped everything he said up.
do you have a single fact to back that up
Listen to his FMJ review.
>he generally has pretty spot on opinions
About cum taste perhaps
>Blue Velvet was bad because he imagined Isabella Rosselini having a bad time filming it (she wasn't)
>the femoid in The Shining notoriously had a terrible time
>ebert gave it 4 stars out of 4
nah he's based
>He's not consistent in his own moronic beliefs
nah he's shit.
Ebert was a mega nerd who managed to take himself too seriously despite writing shlocky shit like Beyond the Valley of the Dolls. Like most critics he failed at doing anything creative and so became a judge to cope with his failure and shine his resentment on those he considered unworthy.
Doesn't change the fact he's right 99% of the time
that's just your opinion. art is subjective and most critics contribute nothing of value to the medium they critique, ebert is dead so nobody will be reading his reviews anytime soon but people will still see the movies he hated.
I still read em, even after watching a movie. He had nice insights
Bro I think you're just low openness
He's shit overall, but BtVotD is good.
>Caligula
>has hair