This might be one of the worst films I've ever seen.
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It Follows
This might be one of the worst films I've ever seen.
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you're a zoomer homosexual who has seen exactly 7 films in his life.
The acclaim for It Follows just goes to show all you need is good cinematography and music, while having a pretentious art horror message. Doesn't matter if its dumb, not scary, and boring.
> pretentious art horror message.
Sex is le bad?
Just goes to show that all you need keyboard and a Cinemaphile post to out yourself as a pleb
>all you need for a good movie is the things that make a good movie
wow who would've thought
It can be boring or it can have good cinematography and music. Every time someone calls a slow moving movie boring they out themselves as actual brain rotted morons who need 17 jump cuts a second to keep their attention
Makes sense, since it’s one of the worst movies ever made
What are some of the best films you've ever seen?
Yeah it thoroughly sucks.
And yet you dont have the brain power to articulate why you dislike it. Curious.
he just got a ban, it'll be a few minutes before he can reply back
It's overrated but it's not good enough or bad enough to be the worst or best of anything.
Of course it is, an FSU film student did it.
It Follows? More like She Swallows lmao
The music was cool
Movie didn't make sense. Girl could just frick anyone and it would go away
She did moron
It killed the guy she fricked then went straight back to going after her
That makes sense I guess. I only saw the first 40 minutes.
have a nice day dumb frick
But that person would be killed and then it would be after her again. Didn't she pass it on 2 or 3 times in the movie?
Just have sex with like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Liam Nesuns or Sylvester Stalone. They could have fricked up that crazy sex monster with machine guns and shit.
Although it has this cool premise with the eternally following creature.
That's a super kino poster.
What is its end game Cinemaphile?
Kill all prostitutes and for that I don't understanding why we hate it.
How could anyone sleep at night knowing this thing is getting closer and closer to you every second
The best solution I can think of is to dig a deep moat around your house and have bridges that go down when you want to leave
Then all it can do is either wait for one of the bridges to come down or float in the moat lol
It might be a lot stronger than what is known. If faced with such obstacles perhaps it can fly. Better to keep it doing what you know it does: walk slowly toward you.
The best thing you could do, provided you have the means, is to travel the world.
Either you frick someone overseas and pass it to them and in a couple of decades after it's walked across the sea floor to get back to you it won't matter or if you're altruistic you frick no one and simply hop from place to place every couple of years. Perhaps bring a frickbuddy/spouse who is in the know that that you at least are only passing the curse between you and you can have each other's backs.
>couple decades
That’s some bad math boss
to kill every single cursed person I guess
the thing literally materializes anywhere, putting obstacles wouldnt help at all
Watch more movies.
What year did the movie take place?
It’s intentionally ambiguous
It's great.
Recommend a better movie.
it's a good concept executed well. but it probably would have been better and worked for more people if it'd been about 10 minutes shorter, such a metaphorical idea suffered from outstaying its welcome.
>Watch this after hearing about how great it is
>First half of the film already has insufferable characters, bad acting, a fart joke , and a shitty le 80s throwback score that doesn't even sound like 80s horror music
Went into seeing this movie knowing nothing about it except all my friends loved it. Turned out much of it was filmed on the street I lived on during elementary school. Really freaking weird to see houses you've been in up on a movie screen, especially with no warning. I was a bit disappointed that they didn't use the swimming pool at Stevenson High for the pool scene but I guess there was something about that location that didn't work for them.
City was Detroit right? Which streets specifically during the movie?
Various places in metro Detroit but primarily in Sterling Heights. Jay's house was the corner of Tinkler Road and Trafalgar Way. We lived on Tinkler for a couple of years when my dad got transferred to a nearby car plant. The reason why I mentioned the high school is that in the summer they'd open the swimming pool for neighborhood kids. Think it cost $1 to swim for a couple of hours. It was a huge indoor Olympic size pool, which was much nicer than the round above ground pool the kid down the street had. I had planned to try out for the swim team when I got older but we ended up moving to another state and the high school there didn't have a swim team or even a pool. Would have been nice to have seen the pool in the movie but there probably were technical reasons for picking another location.
>Dude underage sex is le bad
You're such slime.
What? People shouldn't be responsible for their actions and it shouldn't follow them for the rest of their lives if they make a stupid decision even if they are a child?
stay away from kids
I think you need to work on your reading comprehension.
Did you think you could spread these lies about Hollywood's best girl without facing my wrath?
>fly to Amsterdam
>offer to pay for an Australians hooker
Itd have to walk to Australia. Then to the Netherlands. Then back to me in the US. With unknown amounts of stops in between. That buys me a year or two easily. Set up some motion sensors around the house. Repeat as needed. No way im even stressing
>Itd have to walk to Australia.
I think it's smart enough to use transportation. It was just hanging on the back of a plane and get off at the airport
>It Follows... after a 16 hour layover in Kuala Lumpur
i'm no saying you're wrong, this is just a funny visual
I didn’t get that from the movie. It never like hopped on a bus or did anything to try to speed up the trip or trick its prey. Just walked in pretty much a straight line. Like at one point wasn’t it like just punching a window? Didn’t grab a rock or anything
Just trick it into a cargo container. Fill it with concrete. Chain it shut. Drop it in the Marianas trench
Given some of the distances in the movie, it shouldn't have been able to get where it did through normal walking speed. That might have been an error on the part of the director or might have been a clue that it can jump or respawn into the general area you're in but can't just appear right behind you.
Ill take your word for it
Yes, you will. homosexual
He might but I won’t. Monster walks everywhere. Its the entire plot. You’re a fricking moronic ape if you didn’t understand that. Its literally information spoonfed to you
>some moron says something
>contradicted by what we are shown
>believe telling over seeing
Do not believe your lying eyes, only believe what the party tells you. homosexual sheep
I'm pretty sure it doesn't teleport or spawn in random locations. Unless you potentially damage it enough? Didn't really see enough at the end of the movie to know about that. But assuming it's not hurt it's got a built-in GPS that constantly takes it to your location. From what I gather it will stay on the road and sidewalks most of the time. But I think it will take shortcuts to get to you faster if it thinks that's the fastest way to you. Like cut through the woods or people's yards possibly. It knows how to use objects, it knows how to throw things, and it doesn't want to get in the water. I wouldn't put it past it to have some sort of intelligence to get on public transportation if it needed to get to you faster though. Maybe we'll see more in the sequel to confirm that. Sounds like in the sequel there's going to be multiple of them now by the title.
Ripped off The Ring concept didn't it
My ex hates this movie which leads me to believe people that hate this movie can't be trusted. I do not trust you OP.
is this movie a cautionary tale about AIDS?
AIDS doesn't go into remission each time you give it to someone else and then flair back up when they die.
did she frick all the guys on the boat? and if so did they all die or just the one who went first?