It Follows

This might be one of the worst films I've ever seen.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    you're a zoomer homosexual who has seen exactly 7 films in his life.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The acclaim for It Follows just goes to show all you need is good cinematography and music, while having a pretentious art horror message. Doesn't matter if its dumb, not scary, and boring.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > pretentious art horror message.
      Sex is le bad?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just goes to show that all you need keyboard and a Cinemaphile post to out yourself as a pleb

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >all you need for a good movie is the things that make a good movie
      wow who would've thought

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It can be boring or it can have good cinematography and music. Every time someone calls a slow moving movie boring they out themselves as actual brain rotted morons who need 17 jump cuts a second to keep their attention

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Makes sense, since it’s one of the worst movies ever made

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are some of the best films you've ever seen?

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it thoroughly sucks.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And yet you dont have the brain power to articulate why you dislike it. Curious.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he just got a ban, it'll be a few minutes before he can reply back

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's overrated but it's not good enough or bad enough to be the worst or best of anything.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of course it is, an FSU film student did it.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It Follows? More like She Swallows lmao

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The music was cool

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Movie didn't make sense. Girl could just frick anyone and it would go away

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She did moron
      It killed the guy she fricked then went straight back to going after her

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That makes sense I guess. I only saw the first 40 minutes.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day dumb frick

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      But that person would be killed and then it would be after her again. Didn't she pass it on 2 or 3 times in the movie?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just have sex with like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis, Liam Nesuns or Sylvester Stalone. They could have fricked up that crazy sex monster with machine guns and shit.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Although it has this cool premise with the eternally following creature.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a super kino poster.

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What is its end game Cinemaphile?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Kill all prostitutes and for that I don't understanding why we hate it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How could anyone sleep at night knowing this thing is getting closer and closer to you every second
      The best solution I can think of is to dig a deep moat around your house and have bridges that go down when you want to leave
      Then all it can do is either wait for one of the bridges to come down or float in the moat lol

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It might be a lot stronger than what is known. If faced with such obstacles perhaps it can fly. Better to keep it doing what you know it does: walk slowly toward you.
        The best thing you could do, provided you have the means, is to travel the world.
        Either you frick someone overseas and pass it to them and in a couple of decades after it's walked across the sea floor to get back to you it won't matter or if you're altruistic you frick no one and simply hop from place to place every couple of years. Perhaps bring a frickbuddy/spouse who is in the know that that you at least are only passing the curse between you and you can have each other's backs.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >couple decades
          That’s some bad math boss

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      to kill every single cursed person I guess

      How could anyone sleep at night knowing this thing is getting closer and closer to you every second
      The best solution I can think of is to dig a deep moat around your house and have bridges that go down when you want to leave
      Then all it can do is either wait for one of the bridges to come down or float in the moat lol

      the thing literally materializes anywhere, putting obstacles wouldnt help at all

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watch more movies.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What year did the movie take place?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s intentionally ambiguous

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's great.

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Recommend a better movie.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's a good concept executed well. but it probably would have been better and worked for more people if it'd been about 10 minutes shorter, such a metaphorical idea suffered from outstaying its welcome.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Watch this after hearing about how great it is
    >First half of the film already has insufferable characters, bad acting, a fart joke , and a shitty le 80s throwback score that doesn't even sound like 80s horror music

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Went into seeing this movie knowing nothing about it except all my friends loved it. Turned out much of it was filmed on the street I lived on during elementary school. Really freaking weird to see houses you've been in up on a movie screen, especially with no warning. I was a bit disappointed that they didn't use the swimming pool at Stevenson High for the pool scene but I guess there was something about that location that didn't work for them.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      City was Detroit right? Which streets specifically during the movie?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Various places in metro Detroit but primarily in Sterling Heights. Jay's house was the corner of Tinkler Road and Trafalgar Way. We lived on Tinkler for a couple of years when my dad got transferred to a nearby car plant. The reason why I mentioned the high school is that in the summer they'd open the swimming pool for neighborhood kids. Think it cost $1 to swim for a couple of hours. It was a huge indoor Olympic size pool, which was much nicer than the round above ground pool the kid down the street had. I had planned to try out for the swim team when I got older but we ended up moving to another state and the high school there didn't have a swim team or even a pool. Would have been nice to have seen the pool in the movie but there probably were technical reasons for picking another location.

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dude underage sex is le bad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're such slime.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What? People shouldn't be responsible for their actions and it shouldn't follow them for the rest of their lives if they make a stupid decision even if they are a child?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          stay away from kids

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I think you need to work on your reading comprehension.

  23. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did you think you could spread these lies about Hollywood's best girl without facing my wrath?

  24. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >fly to Amsterdam
    >offer to pay for an Australians hooker
    Itd have to walk to Australia. Then to the Netherlands. Then back to me in the US. With unknown amounts of stops in between. That buys me a year or two easily. Set up some motion sensors around the house. Repeat as needed. No way im even stressing

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Itd have to walk to Australia.
      I think it's smart enough to use transportation. It was just hanging on the back of a plane and get off at the airport

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It Follows... after a 16 hour layover in Kuala Lumpur
        i'm no saying you're wrong, this is just a funny visual

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn’t get that from the movie. It never like hopped on a bus or did anything to try to speed up the trip or trick its prey. Just walked in pretty much a straight line. Like at one point wasn’t it like just punching a window? Didn’t grab a rock or anything

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just trick it into a cargo container. Fill it with concrete. Chain it shut. Drop it in the Marianas trench

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Given some of the distances in the movie, it shouldn't have been able to get where it did through normal walking speed. That might have been an error on the part of the director or might have been a clue that it can jump or respawn into the general area you're in but can't just appear right behind you.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ill take your word for it

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Yes, you will. homosexual

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He might but I won’t. Monster walks everywhere. Its the entire plot. You’re a fricking moronic ape if you didn’t understand that. Its literally information spoonfed to you

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >some moron says something
                >contradicted by what we are shown
                >believe telling over seeing

                Do not believe your lying eyes, only believe what the party tells you. homosexual sheep

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Given some of the distances in the movie, it shouldn't have been able to get where it did through normal walking speed. That might have been an error on the part of the director or might have been a clue that it can jump or respawn into the general area you're in but can't just appear right behind you.

          to kill every single cursed person I guess
          [...]
          the thing literally materializes anywhere, putting obstacles wouldnt help at all

          I'm pretty sure it doesn't teleport or spawn in random locations. Unless you potentially damage it enough? Didn't really see enough at the end of the movie to know about that. But assuming it's not hurt it's got a built-in GPS that constantly takes it to your location. From what I gather it will stay on the road and sidewalks most of the time. But I think it will take shortcuts to get to you faster if it thinks that's the fastest way to you. Like cut through the woods or people's yards possibly. It knows how to use objects, it knows how to throw things, and it doesn't want to get in the water. I wouldn't put it past it to have some sort of intelligence to get on public transportation if it needed to get to you faster though. Maybe we'll see more in the sequel to confirm that. Sounds like in the sequel there's going to be multiple of them now by the title.

  25. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ripped off The Ring concept didn't it

  26. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    My ex hates this movie which leads me to believe people that hate this movie can't be trusted. I do not trust you OP.

  27. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    is this movie a cautionary tale about AIDS?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      AIDS doesn't go into remission each time you give it to someone else and then flair back up when they die.

  28. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did she frick all the guys on the boat? and if so did they all die or just the one who went first?

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