>‘Furiosa’ Opening To $31M-$34M, Lowest No. 1 Memorial Day Weekend Debut In Decades
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>‘Furiosa’ Opening To $31M-$34M, Lowest No. 1 Memorial Day Weekend Debut In Decades
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Who was the audience for this movie
Not you, incel.
Why didn't you go see it? This is your fault it failed.
This is quite literally how they think and what they believe. Rolflmao
Could someone please explain to me, how the wokies explicitly state their purpose is the destroy culture/male influence. Then the second that’s achieved, they complain that men didn’t help/contribute.
What the frick is this ideology? Is it even an ideology? Is it not just a bunch of bipolar & schizophrenic cult members?
Making money is not the point. Respectability in their own personal circles / uncancellability is the point. Look what a vocal supporter of women's rights Weinstein was before he got busted. These people do not care if their companies or countries sink without trace, their own financial and social positions are completely secure.
it's foreign governments falseflagging as racists and bigots to destroy the west from inside, piece by piece
through media and institutional corruption, the left and the right of the political spectrum are so drunk on their own koolaid they play handily into the subversion thinking they are in the right
>What the frick is this ideology? Is it even an ideology?
~~*Karl Marx*~~
it's a mystery and coincidence
They're narcissistic sociopaths with the minds of children who hate white straight males and want to invade, infest and destroy anything we care about as recompense for the imaginary oppression that only exists in their minds because they aren't getting everything they want that they think they're entitled to without having to work for it which leaves them constantly angry and looking to take out their self-loathing and hate onto others that they project their own faults onto!!!FACT!!!
>bipolar & schizophrenic
This is like, easily a quarter of women under 40 in the US.
Not you but you were also supposed to go see it loser.
I wish i had that kind of power.
>Not you, incel.
>Why didn't you go see it? This is your fault it failed.
This.
shaved headed women who need no man
Why do women not watch their own action movies?
Women make up less than 30% of ticket sales for capeshit and action movies.
Women don't like action movies. Action movies are for men.
People who enjoy kino
Frick off shill. I just watched it today and it sucked. Chris Hemsworth was a miss cast along with 70% of the supporting cast. They tried to cram way too much shit into the movie. They had to announce each town with giant typeface. They had to write chapters between each time skip. It was ass
People who like Fury Road.
How the frick is that a hard question?
I fricking loved Fury Road, I've watched it many times, and I have no interest in seeing Furiosa because it basically just looks like a shitty ripoff of Fury Road that's worse in every way.
It isn't like fury Road. That's a lot of complaints about it. There is like one main action set piece with the war boys and the new rig but that is very basic and mostly cg.
It was mostly world building.
Fury road is pure shit, one of the most overrated films of all time.
This, so much this. Never understood the hype around Fury Road.
We are dozens
The praise for fury road always felt very dishonest and surface level, I feel somewhat justified in that belief, seems like that superficial praise wasn’t here this time around, maybe they got greedy and didn’t try to astroturf this film as a modern masterpiece like before.
I remember I went on 2 dates with a girl who wouldnt shut the frick up about it, I liked the movie well enough(better than thunderdome I guess) but she didnt even care about the action or the cinematography, all she ever wanted to talk about was the female empowerment angle.
Obvious nonsense.
Furiosa was the worst part of Fury Road. She was just dead weight for Max and Nux to do all the work.
I think Fury Road was pretty great, but I just don't care about Furiosa enough to go pay to see this.
I might stream it in a year or 2 when I'm bored.
Frankly Fury Road is as detached from the Madmax character as I'm willing to accept. Mad Max without Mad Max? Eh.
I still would have rathered Mel Gibson had played Max in Fury Road too but Hardy did just good enough.
don't watch it for Furiosa. much like Max she's just the excuse to tell a story, and in this case you get a big lore-dump on the world of Fury Road
The film where Max is treated horribly throughout? That's already a Furiosa film, and the most popular character was the villain. I overall liked it and almost nobody produces action sequences like George Miller, but Furiosa comes off as him trying to 'correct' what he did right in Fury Road, as if it was a mistake to make the villain so Based and quotable. Given the direction Hollywood has taken since 2015, the people who genuinely liked Fury Road can only expect another lecture instead of an adventure in the latest film. Back then, Miller's idea for the Furiosa film was a sequel that cast her as the new villain, ruling the wasteland from the Citadel and no better than Immortan Joe.
Oh I wonder why that concept was dropped?
Charlize Theron hated working on the movie, no? I don't see her coming back for a sequel.
Her main problem was Hardy, who was never going to be in her(2nd) film. It would have been so much more meaningful for Furiosa's followers to be the ones to depose her.
I saw it in IMAX like any proper kino viewer and it was average type muttmericans
we throw it on in the saucer brah
People that like watching bad CGI.
Boomers who still think that movie theaters are a thing
People under 16 with no job, specifically female
Söyboys and liberal women. Unfortunately only the söyboys showed up, because liberal women don't go to movies.
Larry Fink
Claus Schwab
it bombed because it's a mad max movie with no vehicular combat
or mad max.
I mean there is vehicular combat. The one setpiece with the parachuting dudes was pretty imo.
That being said the movie felt really artificial all the way through I know a lot of it was supposedly shot in location but everything still felt like it was chroma key'd
pretty cool*
>it bombed
hasn't it been out like less than 1 full day lmao
What a bunch a coping inces lmfao hahahah
>Lowest No. 1 Memorial Day Weekend Debut In Decades
That can't be true. Lower than 2020?
Nah deadline excluded 2020
Covid dates are always excluded from these things for being obvious outliers.
Its significantly worse than just the "lowest in decades".
>If the George Miller directed prequel comes in on the low end [$31 M], the last time a No. 1 movie or Memorial Day opening title filed a 4-day gross take that was lower was back in 1983 with 1983’s Return of the Jedi when it made $30.5M — and that was a lot of money back then.
>If Furiosa hits at the high end of its current range at $35M, then that’s the lowest Memorial Day weekend opening since 1984’s Indiana Jones and the Temple which did $33.9M. Those ’80s grosses are unadjusted for inflation.
In other words, this is the worst opening in the history of Memorial Day weekend.
>this is the worst opening in the history of Memorial Day weekend.
A Memorial Day weekend George Miller would rather forget
why did they decide having the least popular character as a lead was a good idea
show starts in 15 mins. i dont feel so good furiosasisters
Saw the 4pm matinee, theater was about 10% full. The 7pm show looked about 50% full.
Imagine if the industry could actually appeal to the paying customer. They might actually be able to make some money, rather than just make flop after flop after flop.
There was some anon on Cinemaphile last week saying the future looks like this: major blockbusters being released to empty theaters. That anon was wrong, that’s happening NOW not in the future
>Imagine if the industry could actually appeal to the paying customer
Popcorn was $10 for a small, and a bottle of water was $5.50. Lmao frick that
>a bottle of water was $5.50
Are there people that actually pay this? Why not bring water from home? Or frick, get gas station water for like what $1.10?
you really aren't familiar with going to the movies? you've never seen a movie in a cinema? (you aren't allowed to bring your own food/drink. that's the only thing they make a profit on and pays for the massive rent to show movies to 20 people)
We just carried full water bottles in, no one cared
This. I even once carried a giant pizza inside with bread sticks and the worker only came for me because I ended up going to the wrong theater for my movie.
of course you can, you can walk out of a grocery store with candy bars in your pocket too. that doesn't mean they're crazy for trying to get you to pay
Not the same thing at all, mr security guard
>Are there people that actually pay this?
Old fat boomer couple next to us had hot dogs, popcorn and drinks, probably $20 in food each at least
Motherfricker, your not even getting Arrowhead 12 oz water lukewarm from a goddamn gas station for $1.10.
Why do you need to eat at the theater? Fat frickin pig
>inb4 some inbred thinks I’m defending theater prices
I didn't buy anything you moron, I just mentioned the prices.
Then who cares Black person
Movie theaters and snacks are intertwined. I always get popcorn and peanut mms and a large soda. I gaurantee im in better shape than 99% of this board but you wont post body out of shame. I for one will miss the era of movie theaters and drive ins. We’re stuck in the awkward phase between the death of the theater and the birth of good AI. This is the dark age of cinema
they get paid in Blackrock covidbucks.
the purpose is demoralization.
But that's not happening in practice for 2 reasons:
-Blackrock isn't showing up: Hollywood is shrinking, jobs/projects/units are disappearing and budgets are becoming smaller
-most importantly, the public is more and more indifferent to Hollywood release and wary of/hostile towards its "socially conscious" lecturing.
>Imagine if the industry could actually appeal to the paying customer. They might actually be able to make some money
Dude, frick off.
IF got A on CinemaScore - BOMB
Cabrini got A on CinemaScore - BOMB
The Fall Guy got A- on CinemaScore - BOMB
The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare got A- on CinemaScore - BOMB
People just don't want to go to cinemas anymore unless it's a huge event like Barbenheimer or Endgame. No, studios can't just manufacture events for every weekend because if everything's an event, nothing is.
No-one listens to critics. With all movies now its a 9/10 chance its just going to be yet another woke sermon. Why waste your money on that garbage?
>critics
moron, maybe learn the first thing before posting
Movie theaters used to be a place to get away from real life, forget boredom or troubles. If people don't know how to behave, mobile screens, radicalized language in media, economic stress, etc changed them.
>IF
>Cabrini
>The Fall Guy
>The Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare
Never heard of any of them. And all of them have extremely annoying titles. I wouldn't even accept getting paid to watch that trash.
>People just don't want to go to cinemas anymore unless it's a huge event like Barbenheimer or Endgame.
Shut up homosexual. What the frick is a "CinemaScore?" Nobody gives a frick about that, they want GOOD ORIGINAL MOVIES. Horror has been the most innovative genre lately and their small movies are routinely making $100m-$200m in theaters with huge ROI.
Attn: Hollywood - stop hiring incompetent DEI mystery meat and buy that spec script from the blue eyed white guy instead, you dumb fricks. Progressive play time is over, it's time to make a movie that actually puts asses in seats.
Here in Bongland where I live there are three local cinemas and 2 just closed down (odeon) the remaining cinema (vue) is now charging 5.99 a ticket when it used to be 8-9 quid when the other cinemas were around.
Cinema is done.
I'm and old dude. The cinema used to be an event, had around three ads before the trailers and movie, the screens were bigger before multiplexes kicked in, used to have a sexy girl stand to the side and sell treats during the trailers (no need to go to the stand)
I miss the fricking 80s.
Damn you riled up the chuds with this one. They don't even know Cinemascore is literally the most trusted measurement of audience feeling in the industry.
Shut up, troon. People are fed up with your woke trash
And yet Barbie was one of the most successful movies of all time.
Because of the most dishonest marketing campaign since Ghostbusters 2016. My nieces wanted it to be a film like Frozen crossed with the Lego Movie, and I couldn't stop laughing on the way home as the eldest(19) explained why even as a laid-back jobless stoner, she would never let her own children watch it. It makes women look awful, has almost no funny jokes not involving Ken, and Ken was the only good thing about it.
The issue is entirely the price. I’m not going to pay over twenty bucks to see something in a theatre when in couple of months I can see it way cheaper either via streaming or if I buy it on Bluray.
>Take popular guy movie and put a chick as the lead character
>it bombs
What a fricking shocker, like we haven’t already seen this with Ghostbusters and Ocean’s 8. Do all female Predator or Fast n Furious next. Come on accelerate.
I'm still waiting on black female Iron Man. I can't imagine why Disney is waffling on getting that project going.
>all female predator
Prey (2022)
Fury Road also bombed. Nobody cares about this IP.
People care about Max, not some gay shaved woman.
Cartman
Go frick yourself, San Diego. I haven’t lived there for a decade, didn’t know they showed non indie movies now.
>hillcrest
Ok homosexual
This made me realise that I havent been to theaters in 9 years lol
>Why did you let George Miller down?
I didn't, just saw it. It's good, but nowhere near as good as Fury Road. The story is a bit of a jumbled mess.
>Why did you let George Miller down?
I get a sermon for free weekly at Church. Why the frick do I want pay ludicrous amounts of money to see a woke SJW sermon thinly veiled as entertainment?
Little Red Riding Hood getting revenge on the Big Bad Wolf
Bravo Miller
It's a Tetsuo nod.
I'm just not interested in prequels. Or movies with female leads, but that's most people.
>I'm just not interested in prequels. Or movies with female leads
Same.
>Wokie movie bombs
>people still act surprised
definition of insanity
It’s not even woke
It wasn't even woke. The ads for it are misleading.
Was it good anons? I'm considering going because I love empty kino experiences.
>movie is out one day
>"OOOOOooohhohhhh its BOMBEDDDD TAKE THAT WOKE GORGE MILLER LIGHT
u r rtrd
I heard about the onscreen abortion and instantly lost interest. Sorry.
Just saw it, the frick are you talking about there was no abortion.
Furioser literally aborts herself with her hook hand because she can't become pregnant and serve as a praetorian.
Why are you people making up stuff to be mad about
I know rictus is a moron but how did he forget about wanting to molest furiosa for the rest of the flick
Maybe he was embarrassed by the incident and didn't want to bring it up. Too bad he didn't actually get to diddle e-girl Furiosa it would have made for a better movie.
I don't remember an abortion. One of the women gave birth to a kid with four legs though.
i didnt ask for this and when i went to see the first it wasnt a max movie
agreed, fury road was a furiosa movie in my opinion, and even for people who liked fury road, i think most fans were hoping that the next movie george miller made would be squarely about max, instead he decides to double down on furiosa with a prequel, when we already know how her story ends. no interest.
The fact is that as much as I liked Fury Road and Hardy as Max, Mel will always be Max. The sad thing Mel just doesn't seem up for the taxing shoot that another Max movie would require, and so we'll have to settle with other movies in this world.
I actually hate Furiosa now. The character and this film. We don't get Mad Max: The Wasteland now because of this bullshit.
Miller can still make it
How? This film is going to lose them a lot of money. Ain't no way they're greenlighting MM5.
He’s almost 80. He’ll stroke out any day now by the time he starts writing the sequel. We’ll have a rough draft and that’s it. Not to mention this movie won’t make any money so it’s Joever - wokeism kills another one
Mad Max: The Wasteland is just the video game, play that.
It’s so weird how the movie goes out of it’s way to not only make Dementus the real target of Furiosa’s grudge, but also make Dementus never do anything physical to Furiosa despite her massive hateboner for him
>Takes a liking to her and repeatedly tries to make her his surrogate daughter, to the point of giving her his dead daughter’s bear
>Specifically prevents his men from roughing her up when they captured her
>Old guy specifically tells her Dementus takes care of useful people
>Tries to prevent her being traded to Joe
>Both great wrongs dealt to her are harming loved ones and making her watch
>Final scene is him basically begging her for some level of understanding and acceptance
It’s like they wanted to make this nightmarish abusive figure that’s haunted Furiosa nearly all her life but chickened out of showing him actually do anything but be civil and courteous when it’s just the two of them together. His grand misdeeds are making a spectacle out of her loved one’s deaths but the first time he went out of his way to keep her alive, the second time he didn’t recognise her at all, and BOTH TIMES it happened after she and said loved ones jumped his men out of nowhere and started killing in cold blood. Remember it’s the Many Mothers’ policy to just shoot interlopers on sight.
If I didn’t know better I’d think the movie is SUPPOSED to make you think Furiosa is unhinged and inhuman. Don’t get me wrong, Dementus is clearly proud of being a piece of shit, but the protagonist centred morality of the movie is extremely strong.
Have you spoken to a zoomer girl? They all fricking hate their dads
Even though they had good dads
Its a character quirk when women grow up to resent their fathers
It just didn't look like it was for me. I might have been interested in seeing it if it had a male lead hellbent on getting revenge.
I think I'll go watch the Garfield movie on discount Tuesday.
Prequel of a movie that barely broke even flops. SHOCKING
They could make a Mad Max movie about Max's mother-in-law from the first movie, and I'd still watch it in theaters. I don't care how much this bombs, Miller still has my heart and Fury Road is still good (admittedly third best but still).
because he aboorted a baby feetus
Spin off movie nobody wanted FLOPS how shocking
>Lightyear movie? Flop
>Solo? Flop
Furiosa was always going to flop, Miller is moronic. Who the frick cares about the bald b***h
Spinoffs only work for tv shows.
Is there a single spin off movie that was successful? I can’t think of any
The Marvel cinematic Universe
There's this thing called Minions. They kind of look like yellow jelly beans with eyes. They were originally in a Steve Carrell led animated comedy
Fine. I’ll allow this. I guess there’s a lot in the animated world that worked. Like puss in boots
I said successful, not good
Riddick is a spin off
Creed
I’m surprised it made that much
I don’t typically see movies on opening day.
Good God, you people are stupid
and you dare to shit on Reddit after being as idiotic as in this thread?
anything away from anything political (where they are a moronic hivemind) Reddit is actually providing discussions and content
I come here for the anarchy, but anarchy does not mean repeating the same thing over and over and over and over again
but it's quite the opposite
from what I noticed - anything original gets from 0 to 3 replies
anything rehashed to death is a hit
bravo Cinemaphile - you have become Reddit!
It's entertaining, whatever they say just know that the opposite is either true or that whatever they're whinging about is being blown out of all proportion.
been that way for many many years now
as much as they bemoan NPCs this place is an absolute wasteland of derivative circlejerks. I can't imagine the impetus or satisfaction for posting 99% of what's here but, I'm not fueled by emotional outrage either.
No-one invited you here, you’re not welcome. Now frick off back to r3ddit and don’t let the door hit you on the ass.
https://www.grammarly.com/blog/no-one-noone/
enjoy staring at your your pol/10/ck paintings
Do you charge /misc/ rent to live in your head 24/7 or is it free of charge?
I was talking about Jason Pollock being a charlatan and your zoomer brain didn't even understand it, lol
>came here for anarchy
>doesn’t get what he wants
>complains about it
Based emotionally stunted moron
> Reddit is actually providing discussions and content
Meanwhile on reddit:
STRAIGHT WHITE MEN DID THIS
HOW COULD WE LET PUTIN DESTROY OUR STRONG WOMYN MOVIE FELLOW XISTERS
Unironically correct. It used to just be election tourists investing this board, but recently its become this haven for legions of shitskins with zero original thought of their own parroting their twitterisms 24/7.
Frick you Black folk, garrot yourselves on barbed wire you c**ts.
People fell for this weak bait lol
Anyone who postures as morally superior on this site is either a hypocrite or a tourist.
gay even name drops reddit 3 times
You are correct but you said it like a gay
>Why did you let George Miller down?
it looked shit and I didn't like its predecessor despite loving the first three movies
It relies way too much on Fury Road while trying to be its own thing and fails at it, Fury road its nonstop action and works well with the simple plot it just wanted to be some kind of homage to old movies while furiosa tries to mix some kind of story telling with that kind of action and makes it feel slow as frick and the action meaningless because you already know shes not gonna die
A complete-- if predictable-- embarrassment.
Here's a crazy plan
>make movies people actually want to see. With a cast of attractive straight white people.
>Use way smaller budgets. Furiosa cost $168 million and looks like shit. Godzilla Minus One cost $15 million.
>lower ticket prices AND concession prices
The reason why they'll never do that is because the whole service economy is a sham. The business side of things is no longer about providing the best entertainment options, it's about selling pitches to investors and shareholders. The regular everyday person is nothing but an afterthought
Movies people actually want to see don’t get funding.
“Attack of the 50 foot woman vs Elvira” starring Sydney Sweeney and seated Elvira
15.75$ for a tall Blue Moon this evening in Illinois
lol fricking hell.
I have some extra cash, but Jesus Christ
>Convenience Fee
Do Americans really?
its if you order tickets online, just some bs hidden fee
This can't be true. The government AND the media keep telling me inflation isn't real.
I think one other dude bought one, outrageous prices, meager attendance
You’re better off under Biden than Trump chud. I don’t mean you, as in the average American worker. I mean “you” as in all the Democrat’s corporate bedfellows in Tech, Banking, Defence, Oil and Pharmaceuticals they’re all MUCH better off thanks to Biden. You chuds are plebs get nothing but the tax bill to bail them out. For the Greater Good and for Science
Dont forget, lets get Trump back in office to give big tax cuts for the rich. Trickle down economics, 'member?
How’s it going waiting for them bail outs of banks and tech companies to trickle down to you?
This. Godzilla looks really good despite having pocket change for a budget. Furiosa unironically looks worse than minus one.
>make movies people actually want to see. With a cast of attractive straight white people.
So, Barbie?
I really want to know why the frick this is a whole franchise when it should have at most been one movie.
If Quaden's character loved the movie would have made a profit.
*lived, goddammit.
That Motherly protector Aussie actress almost stole this fil IMO
>Let's do Mad Max without Mad Max
lol what were they thinking?
I’m gonna go see it tomorrow alone because I like the kinoplex
You will likely be alone in the theater too
Sweet I can do another kinoplex thread and not bother anyone hope to see you there
good, i can fart freely then.
>Sorry white men, this movie is not for you.
The bear won, even Chris Hemsworth scares th shit out of women these days, totally over for us dudes
Less woke than previous one but ast same time time not as epic. Felt like it was tv spinoff of movie. Its just worst movie. Like thunderdome compared to road worrior
>Like thunderdome compared to road worrior
Sort of a similar letdown, but its better than Thunderdome...I think.
I doubt it's that much of drop off. Road Warrior is one of my top ten and Thunderdome isn't even top 300 or something.
It reminded me of chronicles of riddick.
People are broke or dead. Simple as.
oversaturated media, people cant keep up with what is even out there
Is every movie, show and game just a "Producers" style grift involving Black Rock money, now?
Some of them are Get Shorty.
I'm so happy this bombed.
Only Mel Gibson returning will save this franchise.
Fury Road was already garbage, get Mel back in there
I knew it was going to be bad but I went to see it anyway. Thankfully my local kinoplex doesn't have a no singles policy
I'm never going to the cinema ever again, I haven't been on over 10 years, maybe even 15 at this point.
Just got back from this one lads.
How can I be sigma like Dark Dementus?
>just got back from watching ______
>how can I be like ______ in the movie
Thats how they getcha. And you guys wonder how cinema still has influence over people
He just wanted his family back.
his accent is almost offputtingly extreme it is so fricking aussie and he does all the talking
It was a fine movie, but having watched it, I don't understand why it took 8 years to make or what George Miller saw in this character that demanded a prequel
I feel like I understand her character exactly as much as I did after Fury Road, and this doesn't recontextualize that movie in any major way. You understood that Furiosa was a captive and wanted to go home after 5 minutes of watching Fury Road, the only new noteworthy detail I can think of is that she had a kind of romance with a guy who was basically a bargain bin Mad Max
>a bargain bin Mad Max
lol that guy was pretty out of place in the movie. His face kind of reminded me of Ricky Gervais so I couldnt take him seriously
Its a trash movie, the writing, the casting, the CGI, the pacing, hell even the action is bad they fricking skipped the last fight I wanted to see Immortan Joe do something else, the gore was censored, the time skip shit was the worst this feels like a Disney movie
I just got home from this. The theater was totally full.
I really liked it, but not as much as Fury Road. I like that he didn't just remake Fury Road too, it has a very different feel in the same setting.
I will say that was probably the strongest aspect of it, it fills in a lot of the world building that Fury Road only obliquely hinted at, and as a result it feels like it's easier to take the wasteland as a real place where society broke down, instead of this weird over the top fantasy land. Things started leaning a little closer to Road Warrior instead of the zaniness of Thunderdome, and I could appreciate that
obliquely hinting at trite world building is better than focusing on it, if anything this movie makes the setting feel smaller
And at the same time there were a couple scenes where they made strong connections to Fury Road through the music and camera angles. It was pretty smart execution in that way.
I was compelled all the way through, but the end was a tad weak.
I liked the story of Dementus. He was actually extremely successful until he became a stationary leader for too long.
>non marvel Hemsworth movie
>bombs
Bad time at the el royale sends their regards
I won't go see a movie that has a woman as the primary protagonist
That ayylmao is box office poison
But good for my pp, also the mario movie did gangbusters
>She doesn't kill your movie so long as her face is never seen
Thanks for the input, moron
He let us down first
Why did he let me down? I didn't want this shit.
Lack of marketing. Its just suddenly come out with very little marketing push.
my lil homie was barely in the film
He should have been the lead
Putting in some Skibbidi Toilet to get the zoomers in the theaters I see
Is that the wig that faked getting bullied and scammed people?
Because the son of a b***h decided to have Furiosa defeat Dementus instead of Scabrous
looked too capeshitty for me. also don't want to financially support that griftter midge
How did no one expect a Mad Max movie not only not starting mad max but starring a fricking woman would do well? If you want to hamfist in stronk women just do what you did last time with fury road again. Frick woke bullshit and frick red sonja too. They never learn
>and frick red sonja too
Kek. That steamer will probably never get released now. It's over for lame ass girlboss action slop.
>162 posts
>15 images
this thread bombed
Nah you did
How is that an indication of a thread bombing? Did you come into a thread about a movie bombing expecting tons of images? Of what?
It goes like this
>thread about woke garbage that doesnt have positive comments in it, obviously tying its poor performance with its SJW narrative and generally exposes the faultiness of the prevailing woke narrative
Thread bombed! the chuds are out to make this movie seem worse than it is!
To the surprise of absolutely no-one with a brain. We already got enough information in Fury Road about these characters to be completely satisfied, and yet again it has the prequel problem of zero dramatic tension because we’ve already seen the end of the protagonist’s journey in a previous film. Should have just gone straight ahead with Mad Max: The Wasteland instead.
Charlize is Furiosa, simple as
I can't watch anything this 6head alien is in. She's so fricking distracting to look at
WOW i can't believe no-one fricking wanted to watch Anya Tayylmao-Joy smear shit all over herself and battle the ghost of her latest aborted mixed-race fetus!!!!!
Were they moronic?
Why would you make a Mad Max movie without Mad Max.
Elect a communist, wonder why you can't afford to go to the cinema, why a box of popcorn costs $300.00.
Acccording to Cinemaphile every movie and video game ever released is a flop/bomb
nope, tv supports cameron and are avatar chads
based
also, how many days until Avatar 3
>also, how many days until Avatar 3
14
I don't think Cinemaphile can appreciate levelanfterthenextlevelfilmmaking
Maybe so anon, maybe so. This is still a bomb though
Just finished the movie. All it did was cement how fricking good Fury Road was because even though this movie was pretty good, it's not even a third as good as Fury Road.
The CG was distractingly bad and the entire last third was fricking boring.
no movie this year went past 800 million internationally
I dont exactly know what they did to the two trailers, but they fricked them up badly.
I saw to movie because I needed to change my mind badly, it turned out that the movie is really good and the trailer did a great job at making the movie repulsive and uninteresting.
I don't watch cgi garbage
>watch Furiosa
>come out
>can't stop walking and copying Dementus' mannerisms and head movements
Make it stop frens.
>movie is a miracle of the world that took years to make and assemble
>masterful engineering beasts caught on film
>people flying from 6 meters in the air, falling down on sand
>no injuries or deaths
>a whole movie is one big chase
>every shot is hand selected
>razor sharp editing to the millisecond
>people hate on it
FR will grow on you,
when you grow up and understand what it took.
hate on it
this never happened
it just didn't have super mass appeal but it was celebrated like very few action movies
>It's not about the PRODUCT
>It's about you PRAISING ME for participating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm such an butthole.
These numbers are indicative of the new Hollywood. The woke shit spoiled pretty much everything.
It was a fricking Friday, why are they so anal with the numbers? Let it settle and breathe for a bit. I hate them.
Bug Eyed poison
Hollywood will have to go back to the 1970’s style of filmmaking to reacquire their audience. Finding oddball ideas, making low budget films and and throwing everything at the screen to see what sticks.
man I hope.
Creativity needs to have a comeback
People dont want to go to theater anymore. It's way more comfortable being at home.
I just hate women, that's all
>HE'S USING UNREAL ENGINE
>GEORGE MILLER, HIRED THIS MAN
>GEORGE MILLER, HIRED THIS MAN
Get woke go broke
Let's make a Mad Max film without Mad Max! Le ebin strong female!
Get fricked you Black person lovers
>Let's make a Mad Max film without Mad Max! Le ebin strong female!
Are you talking about Fury Road?
>Black person lovers
I watched it six hours ago and I can't recall a single Black person. If there are any, they don't have speaking roles.
Max was in Fury Road you moron Black person lover. No wonder you paid to watch this gay slop your brain doesn't even work properly. Their may be no Black folk in this film but that doesn't change the fact that the only people excited about seeing this are Black person lovers
My point was that Max was nothing more than a side character, pushed to the side in favor of an actual woman empowerment protagonist.
Your ignorance of an obvious jab, combined with your inability to use proper English leads me to believe you are a brownoid crying about other brownoids.
>My point was that Max was nothing more than a side character
You've never seen a mad max film, haven't you my dear imbecile?
Abos and homies are the same thing wokie.
BUT WE PUT MAD MAX IN THE TITLE
A lot of people try to argue Fury Road wasn't woke trash. They're wrong and likely have sex with men.
Everybody that hasn't seen Furiosa seems to think it's woke trash. They're wrong and likely arrived to this site within the last five years.
Pirate it when it's up and see it for yourself. Quit driving your opinions based on what a bunch of israeli marketers put together.
This chick is just one of the ugliest women I have seen in my entire life, for the love of god someone tell me why people give her money.
dont care
angry joe gave it a 9/10
>IT FRICKING BOMBED
you mean like fury road did?
why people pretend like that movie was a success?
it was a fricking flop too.
go woke
go broke
Flops don’t get sequels turdbrain
I haven't gone to a theater since 2007. I'll watch it in a couple months when it's on home video.
>we want strong women lead roles
>Ok, here
>[Doesn't go see the movie]
Never hire an alien to do a human’s job.
would
Fury Road was the most overrated piece of shit I've ever seen.
I wouldn't worry about The Wasteland so much, somehow dis homie keeps getting money for his projects
>Mel Gibson
>85 years old
>George Miller
>92 years old
Let it go guys, it's not happening.
Mel Gibson is 68 and Miller is 79.
It’s was alright, but ultimately disappointing. I feel the setup itself is flawed, it should have focused on a specific event, not the 5 chapters we got. The coolest part I thought, was the 40-Day Wasteland War, which we got as a montage, like we get to see a battlefield, and then it’s gone, the movie feels afraid to slow down, next scene, next scene, let’s go
Hemsworth as Dementus is very dissapointing, like a man named Dementus, he don’t do a lot of demented things. Also didn’t like how immortan Joe or the war boys or the citadel didn’t really change in style at all in 15 years. Lack of unique and memorable vehicles
I just can't take an action star seriously when I know for a fact I could beat them to death with little effort.
Nobody wants to see WMWF. It just looks weird
Only movies with BMWF ever succeed nowadays. FACT.
Dilate.
>movie series called Mad Max starring random female character not Mad Max
All I care about is that it kills Chris Hemsworths career, I want him to frick off into the sun with his equally untalented brother.
I'm Australian so I'm allowed to hate them.
The truth is that Anya Taylor Joy wasn’t blockbuster material. I avoid movies with either Hemsworth because a lot are streaming-tier. I also already saw Fury Road and that wasn’t long ago…this looked like more of the same. The mad max movies just aren’t everybody’s thing.
>movie could be called "Max Max"
>it's not
Do marketing departments just not exist in Hollywood anymore?
>can't open the pickle jar
>can't reach shit off the top shelf
>can't carry the heavy boxes into the attic
This is what men and women are reminded of when they see these "stronk womyn" in film, and this is why they fail.
Here’s the real question, what did he think?
I dont have any cinemas close to me tbh
anyone got a stream to share? Really wanna see it
I didn't love this movie in the same way as Fury Road, but it was still a solid 8/10. I look forward to more attempts in exploring the Mad Max universe.
Oh no
I feel like porn girls used to be better looking
It's not just a feeling. It's a verifiable fact.
how did they get the fish monster from the movie to star in this parody as well?
>not titled Curiosa
when did porn lose all creativity for titles and just called themselves "a porn parody"
Nobody gives a hot shit about this wanna be road warrior waif. A Mad Max movie, without Mad Max, lol, ok right, whatever.
How did Dementus and his people even invade Bullet Farm.
Probably the same way they invaded gastown, but easier because they werent even a known threat.
>boss is away
>Dementus is one of the warlords at this point so you just let him in because you dont know better
>his crew kills off the lieutenants and the farmers dont fight back
>opens the gates to let in the rest of the horde
Nah the Bullet Town dude hated Dementus day 1. Probably shit talks him constantly. No one would open the gate for him
They were able to invade gastown, that demonstrates the could find a way to invade the comparable bullet farm
It was much better than the trailers. I enjoyed it for the most part, not as adrenaline pumping as Fury Road, but still decent and worth watching.
Anya was ironically the weakest link in the film, complete nothingburger performance. The little girl at the start did a better job.
Power level rankings:
Mad Max 2 Solid 9/10 from start to finish.
Fury Road 8/10, incredible first half but let down by the second half.
Mad Max 7/10, iconic characters and chases even if a bit dated
Furiosa 6-7/10, not great, not terrible.
Beyond Thunderdome 5/10, remains the worst in the franchise
If there was any problem that a movie about world building had here, was that it just explained stuff from Fury Road. Nothing new was added to the world.
Like if Mad Max Wasteland now was just explaining "how people found/built up Gas Town and Bullet Town and the people who were at the Citadel first", who the frick cares.
Ok real answer, the movie is woke?
Holy shit you bunkerchan babies are insufferable, perversions every thread nowadays.
How much do you collect on welfare? Have you taken a shower today?
Really, Furiosa? You want them to stop and bet in the middle of your escape?
It's FuriOsa, not furioSAA
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>First movie gets popular because Charlize Theron, Bane man, and practical effects
>Sequel has one of these elements
>"OMG why did it flop?"
Are you gonna post this in every thread?
Yes homosexual
imagine paying money to go watch 3 hours of CGI girlboss slop lol
>Child Furiosa part
Fantastic, good exposition dump, really entertaining
>Adult Furiosa
>Boring, tacked on romance to try make the audience care at all, fricking voice overs instead of showing shit
Bruh
the Prætor Jack part was good tho.
he was more interesting than furiosa, makes me wish for a spinoff just showing character's lives in immortan joes empire
Shit is twice as expensive as it used to be and we’re still paid like shit
I paid 6 dollars for my ticket, how is that expensive?
name the theater or you’re full of shit you can’t get a fricking movie ticket to a new release in theaters for $6 anywhere in this doomed Black person worshipping hellhole of a country
another girl boss movie? no thank you
>i hope it bombs because it has ..le women in it
Unironically yes.
sorry you aint getting laid but seething on a chinese basket weaving forum isnt helping
Sorry you’ll never be a woman but crying about your gay movies flopping on Cinemaphile won’t change anything
That’s right little homosexual, now seethe a little harder about your woke flop for me.
I dont have any cinemas close to me tbh
anyone got a stream to share? Really wanna see it..
Theaters are dead, I fear.