>men are bad
>chest on men to hurt them
>men in power is bad
>manipulate men for your own gain they deserve it
>No ken can have any power only women
>it's men's fault for everything wrong with women
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>chest on men to hurt them
American moment.
>something completely unrelated
>hollywood propaganda
>60s american toys
its every fricking thread though tbf. same posters who cry about da joooooos being unfairly maligned too
>"She's everything, he's Just Ken"
>Guys! The New Barbie mobile from Greta gerwig os feminist
No shit Sherlock
>Ken just wanted to be on equal footing with women in a woman dominated world
>he's the bad guy
I don't get it
>I don't get it
Chest on men to hurt them.
He goes too far in trying to achieve equality that he end up an extremist which is bad.
Woah it's just like feminism. Based
Yes, extremism is bad.
Huh. Feels like that could have poignant parallels in our society.
Ken does this in a fictional land where the matriarchy has always had power and is labelled a villain
Women do this in the real world where the patriarchy has always had power and are meant to be applauded and told they are heroic
Frickin what
Chest on men to hurt them.
Its backhanded feministic bullshit. See if we were the ones in charge wouldn't you feel opressed? You should totally give us power, you wouldn't want us feeling like Kens right guys?
It will still have a $200 million+ opening weekend.
everything from Hollywood is poison. im happy that they will be dead before me. frick u
yea it was israelite dog shit
>he actually watched it
Either you have a NPC gf or you're a muh Goose gay, which one is it?
Or he's like me and has friends who love movies and go see a lot of them opening night.
Go jerk off to whatever weird porn you're obsessed with, homosexual.
then why aren't you guys seeing Oppenheimer instead of this woman movie
who the frick is goose
>5 minutes in
>fat barbie
>barbie's best friend is a POC barbie
>main humans are two strong feminist POC women
>the white male is the bad guy
Why did Cinemaphile unironically think this would be a good movie?
I don't think they did, don't forget marketers shill here. You aren't immune to propaganda.
Yes I am
>>the white male is the bad guy
The israeli execs at mattel were the villians. Atleast watch the movie before commenting.
>the execs
Yeah.
The third act is about demolishing the patriarchal overhaul of Barbieland that the execs caused.
>>the white male is the bad guy
The term is anti-villain
You think he actually watched the movie?
Cinemaphile does this everytime a big movie comes out they go straight to wiki and troll. We have to wait until its released on video for their actual opinion.
My 80's mom had a negress Barbie growing up, they've come in brown for several generations.
on men to hurt them
I wish I knew what this meant.
Cheat moron
on men
This is such an basic men moment, I don't understand why you guys can't let us have this moment in time. None of you said shit in the movie theater but now you come online and try to ruin Margot Robbie's moment.
Shut up b***h
Margot is mid. She's a shit actress and the boring fridge version of Jaime Pressley.
>Barbie world turns into Ken world
>all the Ken's are having fun
>all the Barbies are having fun hanging with the Ken's and doing stuff women do in real life
>NO THE BARBIES ARE BEING BRAIN WASHED THEY DON'T ACTUALLY ENJOY COOKING FOR MEN OR TREATING MEN WELL THEY'RE BEING BRAIN WASHED YOU DONT ENJOY THIS STOP IT
>GET BRAIN WASHED BY US WOMEN INSTEAD
Yeah that was a waste of 2 hours
Feminism is the fear that somewhere a woman is happy and fulfilled serving a man.
Nobody wants to serve men.
A man.
barbie
wHY would the goose fricking do a role like this.
He's such a homosexual.
>see Barbie, the Live Action Movie
>whoops, it was uber feminist propaganda instead
No shit Sherlock. Thanks for contributing to its opening weekend box office instead of helping to starve it
mean girls was a super feminine marketed film and wasnt propaganda at all. it was a generally funny film for everyone to enjoy.
Mean Girls also didn't come out in the year 2023
Pretty based of Ken to steal a nuke at the end and destroy the entire Barbie city. Even held the Mattel CEO at gunpoint. I’m curious how they got that past the censors.
Grown men actually got memed into watching a fricking Barbie movie
Thanks for the movie ticket sales ya dumb incels. Hollywood wins again.
>chest on men to hurt them
>NOOO STOP IT DON'T PUT YOUR VOLUPTUOUS MAMMARIES AGAINST ME AIIIIEEE
It doesn't matter, it's the same fricking loser mentality as cutgays whining about men being uncut or poorgays crying about the rich....at the end of the day women know underneath all the advantages they've been given that they're the losers (or n***ers as I like to call them) of gender and when shit goes bad it's men who have to bail them out. They know this and can never refute it and it pains them every second of every day, no matter how many worthless degrees they get for made-up jobs that pay higher than what men get for real jobs or no matter how many child support cases they win, they know it in their bones. So they cry and make worthless shit up like this because it's all they have to cope with.
If you're going to write extensively don't make your first point laughable.
Black person
>Greta: It's a movie for 6 year olds
>Greta after the embargo was lifted: Actually it's not
>extremism is bad
>also NO YOU MALE YOU CANNOT HAVE A POSITION ON THE SUPREME COURT OR ANY ACTUAL JOB
>we want equality for everyone
>kens must suffer and climb up the ladder to equal power over a lengthy period of time just like Barbie told us women had to do in the real world
But...women didn't have to do this.
Ask a 27 year old white male who owns his own home and is having his arm twisted by his mom and 2 sisters (25 and 22) into going to see Barbie anything I guess
Are your sisters hot?
I don't think so, but my younger one literally has a stable of dudes simping for her every time she's home from college
none, but nice one israelite
Nah, I joked about seeing it and then told my sisters I wasn't going repeatedly, and the dumbasses bought me a ticket anyway. If anything I'm just like that quote from Ryan Gosling where he says "nobody fricked with Ken"
No
I will be honest I love my sisters and my mom but I can either be a whiny b***h or just nut up and roll with it
>No
They will
I don't think so, but enjoy your BLACKED porn man
Thanks for the tip, rebbe.
Wholesome that you love your family
But like where were the invites for your dad or your sisters boyfriends?
Dad absolutely isn't going, and I was more than happy to just sit at my parents' house with their dog and watch some retelling of the Trojan War for the 40th time. But my mom has a thing for seeing movies in theaters and my dad hates slop so he never wants to go, so I guess it's a "mom and the kids" kinda thing. Also my sisters are single ATM, 25 year old has bought into the career shit and rejects any dudes that ask her out and 21 year old just likes to Barbie style flirt with guys before she gets bored
Would genuinely like to know all three’s thoughts on the movie because I feel like it made fun of your mom your career sister and your flirt sister in separate ways. And also appealed to them
Also what are some of your dad’s favorite kinos?
I mean generic dad stuff, he likes Casablanca, Gone With the Wind, a lot of John Wayne (Probably likes Big Jake the most), me and him actually just re-watched all 3 seasons of True Detectives, Master and Commander.
Yeah my mom is a very successful business woman herself who takes a lot of pride in being a mom. I don't think any of them are expecting it to be subversive at all, but I haven't seen it so I guess I'll report back in Saturday after viewing. At least Margot looks hot and Gosling taking over Barbieland sounds fun.
Okay home owner, I’ll check back in Saturday to hear your thots Added big jake to my watch list, hope you enjoy and tell your younger sis to amosc
Which one are you fricking?
You're part of the simps that betray Ken in the movie, aren't you?
Do they get BLACKED?
How did you own your own home by 27
I bought my great grandmother's home for a steal before she died. I'm in the process of renovating it right now.
Ah that’s what I thought, some family ties were involved.
But congrats on the home, keep up the generational wealth and enjoy Oppenheimer next bro
Is extremely easy if you get a parent to co-sign on it
>Why you a Man are watching the Barbie Movie?
Well the movie is obssesed with Men
Barbie World being turned in to Ken Land is like the Hobbits returning to The Shire to find it completely industrialised by Saruman in the book.
they have been throwing around this b***hes name like she has actually accomplished anything.
The few movies ive seen of her have all been fricking trite and shallow. Yet hollywood is intent on artificially making her the next big director not for merit; but for future profits.
Frick this gay earth
I thought chuds would enjoy the message. The movie is literally telling the kens of the world stop being simps especially for women who are not interested in you. You would rather ken simp for a woman who isn't into him?
Lads, guess I'm off to read the wikipedia plot summary, brb
The wikipedia is shit. Its why its so easy to tell who hasn't seen the movie. kek
>men are bad
Men who seek validation from women suck
Just read it, it's shit glad I saved myself from watching this shit.
Any camrips yet?
>society is run primarily by members of the same gender
>the other gender is considered inferior and worth belittling
>one of them finds a safe space of members who have been oppressed as a minority
>for the first time in ever, they feel heard
>they decide to pursue equality by making their voices heard
>after a long fight they dismantle the sexist system proving that they are just as capable
>the elites trick them into eating their own and manage to regain power, solidifying the status quo once more
And the Kens are somehow the BAD GUYS in all this!? Are feminists REALLY this lacking in self awareness!?
>no, no the execs are the villains!
>the film portrays the kens as the victims!
>in fact, the film doesn't care about the patriarchy at all and is actually focused on mortality!
Except the wealthy elite really are the real villains and not "the patriarchy."
Is this movie based?
No, because sadly it's the opposite, and the wealthy elite kotow to Barbie's every whim.
451D chess interpretations don't matter
only things that matters is the propaganda narrative, how the media tells you to feel about it
Ken did absolutely nothing wrong
He's just like mw
They should have just left to live in Eternia.
The flaw among the Kens is that they are simps.
>Ken takes over and Barbie clearly realizes that they've treated them poorly
>Barbies still refuse to let the Kens be on equal footing with all of them
Unironically true.
CHEST ON MEN
TO HURT THEM
Gonna be voting Trump to spite everyone involved
I love the predictions of ken being based was true. Pity he wasn't the hero.
It's actually extremely redpilled and was a moving beyond cringe gender war dynamics. You had matriarchy femcel shit in barbieland and Ken's patriarchy incel shit where both forms of relations are just reflections of pathological obsession with the other sex in the abstract. Barbie never liked ken but still spent energy leading him on like women only fans prostitutes do to men all the time. And ken was basically told to stop letting his life and thoughts revolve around some b***h that is just tormenting you. It's like your typical Tategay acting like a gigachsd but then you realise all he ever thinks it talks about his women.
She didn't lead him on though. She just existed.
This is why this argument that
>It clobbers gender roles on both sides!
is garbage.
Ken's gender roles are toxic and made by men. Barbie's gender roles are toxic and made by men.
She doesn't lead him on, she just doesn't care about him.
They stripped away the part where Barbie likes Ken so it can become
>Gender stereotypes made by men make men feel entitled to women while all women want to do is escape the stereotypes made by men!
>Ken goes to the real world and is astonished when he's treated with respect
>he realizes men can actually do things and be important parts of society
>he spreads that info to the other men and they rejoice
>the women hatch a plan to make the men think they're cheating on them, pretend to be into them and lie so while the men are hurting they can take back the world and refuse men any roles in society (because at the end the beta men say they're okay with having shit tier positions in the world with no promise of moving up
I fail to see how the Kens are anything but the good guys here. They were treated exactly how women think THEY'RE treated by men. This has to be a meme. Feminists can't be this short sighted. It's a meme right?