you joke but when Ezra becomes irrelevant after this movie bombing he will cut his dick off and get bolt-ons to try and become relevant again
ellen did the same thing, her projects were flopping and no one cared about her, so she came out as trans
screencap this
>ellen did the same thing, her projects were flopping and no one cared about her, so she came out as trans
Ellen is deeply insecure and may or may not have past trauma she deals with by getting positive validation. She went through a vegan phase, an eco-activist phase, all to reinvent herself and to create an identity for herself. Veganism is especially vile sinc eit results in nutritional deficiencies that affect cognitive function. Then Trans is the next step of reinvention and gets her more validation.
He’s a hideous israelite with dark beady soulless little israelite eyes set far back from his long hooked nose, contributing to his rat-like appearance (a trait most israelites share). His revolting autogynephiliac homosexual troony degeneracy just makes him even more disgusting.
Hollywood's summer of disasters
AND the news about the ridiculous woke rules for Oscar nominations has alienated viewers further-- including many non-whites btw
It's a good era to be an independent film maker, I tell you what. >digital cameras are cheap >DaVinci Resolve is free >Hollywood shits the bed every week
I pirated flash, transformers and spiderverse. of the three spiderverse is the least annoying and at least mildly well made, the worst being transformers by far and the flash being dull but inoffensive and unmemorable. might pirate elemental since I haven't watched a pixar movie in a while and I'd like to laugh at how much worse than the mario movie it is.
Okay, let's get it out of the way.
DC: >Birds of Prey flopped >Wonder Woman 1984 flopped >The Suicide Squad flopped >Shazam 2 flopped >The Flash flopped >Blue Beettle will flop
Disney/Marvel: >Ant Man 3 flopped >Peter Pan and Wendy was so bad it was not even released in cinemas >The Little Mermaid flopped >Elemental is flopping >Indy 5 will flop >Haunted Mansion will flop >The Marvels will flop >Wish will flop
Why do you think Saudis are le based? Anon, every muslim hates those tycoons because they compromise their beliefs for money. Woke twitter was owned by Saudis
>Why do you think Saudis are le based? Anon, every muslim hates those tycoons because they compromise their beliefs for money. Woke twitter was owned by Saudis
they also allow women to drive and work now. the saudis are becoming cucked faster than any other society in history.
watched this shit yesterday with my normie friends
I kinda like to go to the movies with my friends and just chill, have a drink or two after and so on
also, there were some people online talking how the movie is actually good etc
it the worst imaginable pandering shit, it's ''do you remember this old superman/supergirl/flash/batman actor?'' it's all so tiresome
guys do you remember that nick cage was supposed to play superman and fight a spider? the internem meme picture was actually made for this movie
did you guys know that eric stolz was originally casted in back to the future?
I HATE SUPERHERO MOVIES CAN THEY JUST DIE ALREADY
I can't wait for Oppenheimer to bomb in Japan
Carlos!
We'll finally get a conclusion to the trilogy. Been a long time coming.
Bravo!
Sometimes you just have to hit rock bottom before things can get better
>rock bottom
pogrom* fricking autocorrect
Holy based.
Erza Miller is a beautiful man.
Literally an Elliot Page lookalike
ellen wishes she looked as handsome as erza
you joke but when Ezra becomes irrelevant after this movie bombing he will cut his dick off and get bolt-ons to try and become relevant again
ellen did the same thing, her projects were flopping and no one cared about her, so she came out as trans
screencap this
>ellen did the same thing, her projects were flopping and no one cared about her, so she came out as trans
Ellen is deeply insecure and may or may not have past trauma she deals with by getting positive validation. She went through a vegan phase, an eco-activist phase, all to reinvent herself and to create an identity for herself. Veganism is especially vile sinc eit results in nutritional deficiencies that affect cognitive function. Then Trans is the next step of reinvention and gets her more validation.
it’s not worth a screencap, you just recited the inevitable fate of all they/thems
He’s a hideous israelite with dark beady soulless little israelite eyes set far back from his long hooked nose, contributing to his rat-like appearance (a trait most israelites share). His revolting autogynephiliac homosexual troony degeneracy just makes him even more disgusting.
Oh noes, what will They do now?
Is They's career over?
I hope They doesn't do something crazy.
Will They be alright?
Hollywood's summer of disasters
AND the news about the ridiculous woke rules for Oscar nominations has alienated viewers further-- including many non-whites btw
Capeshit is officially dead. Move on, Hollywood. Find a new cow to milk.
It's a good era to be an independent film maker, I tell you what.
>digital cameras are cheap
>DaVinci Resolve is free
>Hollywood shits the bed every week
The people who wrote these hundred million dollar failures are currently protesting for more pay.
Lol. Lmao.
hopefully the last movie this weird ass stupid looking jackass stars in.
The flush. Lmao
DC. This shit has been through development hell and has a massive budget. There's no way it's even recouping that.
>They wonder why nobody is going to the cinema anymore
Good god I wouldn't even pirate any of this, let alone pay to see it.
I pirated flash, transformers and spiderverse. of the three spiderverse is the least annoying and at least mildly well made, the worst being transformers by far and the flash being dull but inoffensive and unmemorable. might pirate elemental since I haven't watched a pixar movie in a while and I'd like to laugh at how much worse than the mario movie it is.
Who will lose more money?? Disney or DC?
Disney. Elemental cost 200mil
DC destroyed their brand
At least they dont invest so much in wokeness and grooming like Disney
No, they prefer to hire actual groomers for their flicks.
So did Marvel.
>Transformers also had a 70% drop
>Indy is up next and has terrible tracking
Not counting covid shut down years this may be the worst summer ever.
Maybe it's time to make an original movie again???
Can't believe they saw the floating head on Thor Love and Thunder and thought "yeah, that's cool. we should put that in our movie too"
This movie was made years ago anon. It's been repeatedly pushed back. This was all made before that came out
Okay, let's get it out of the way.
DC:
>Birds of Prey flopped
>Wonder Woman 1984 flopped
>The Suicide Squad flopped
>Shazam 2 flopped
>The Flash flopped
>Blue Beettle will flop
Disney/Marvel:
>Ant Man 3 flopped
>Peter Pan and Wendy was so bad it was not even released in cinemas
>The Little Mermaid flopped
>Elemental is flopping
>Indy 5 will flop
>Haunted Mansion will flop
>The Marvels will flop
>Wish will flop
Once Disney sells Lucas Films to Saudi Arabia, the healing will begin. Only men will become heroes and women will be their servants.
Marvel to Saudis
Star Wars to Chinese
Pixar to Korea
Chinks hate all Star Wars movies. They wouldn’t do it justice.
Why do you think Saudis are le based? Anon, every muslim hates those tycoons because they compromise their beliefs for money. Woke twitter was owned by Saudis
>Why do you think Saudis are le based? Anon, every muslim hates those tycoons because they compromise their beliefs for money. Woke twitter was owned by Saudis
they also allow women to drive and work now. the saudis are becoming cucked faster than any other society in history.
this post was made by a israelite hoping to still own Palestine
Disney would never sell SW no matter what sadly.
You forgot Black Adam which also flopped.
>shit movies crash and burn
let it all burn so that something may be fertilized by the ashes.
watched this shit yesterday with my normie friends
I kinda like to go to the movies with my friends and just chill, have a drink or two after and so on
also, there were some people online talking how the movie is actually good etc
it the worst imaginable pandering shit, it's ''do you remember this old superman/supergirl/flash/batman actor?'' it's all so tiresome
guys do you remember that nick cage was supposed to play superman and fight a spider? the internem meme picture was actually made for this movie
did you guys know that eric stolz was originally casted in back to the future?
I HATE SUPERHERO MOVIES CAN THEY JUST DIE ALREADY
marty smiling somewhere
He know whats up. DC will bleed out by this point