this episode was literally the only good one
if anything this is a step in the right directions
all episodes except the finally will probably suck though
>he finds his will to live in man baby shows and toys
There is nothing in the entertainment industry I’ll ever enjoy again, hurry that’s ok, because I ignore garden gnomes, go outside and have sex 🙂
>Kotor being the top of the pile
nah
kotor nails the world building and atmosphere, but doesn't replicate any of the other aspects of starwars
jedi academy has the best lightsabers
rogue leader has the best spaceship missions from the films
shadows feels like a (not) han solo game with enough speeder bikes, snowspeeders, turret aiming and flying to cover near everything
republic commando covers the clones
X-wing was one of the bests. It actually let you war in the stars. Flying all the rebel fighters in squadrons doing bombing runs on star destroyers or imperial convoys was kino as fuck. Could actually do the death star trench run or blast ties to protect transports. TIE fighter was also pretty great. They need a new star wars flight sim.
>They need a new star wars flight sim.
they did one, it was quite good, however I wish it didn't focus on the sequel trilogy world and didn't have a gay tie fighter pilot, but other than that, as a game it's good
still rogue leader is superior because of the authenticity, range of ships, and actually looking like the films
I like the original trilogy, even a lot of parts of the prequels and some of the games.
But the sequels and all the shows are garbage. I don't get why they have to stick with the EP1-9 timeframe when the games have already introduced way more interesting pasts and conflicts.
Even shit like a documentary about all the flaura and fauna in Star Wars would be more interesting than all the recent shit.
Episode 7-9 are garbage and are NOT considered canon among Star Wars fans who know what Lucas was doing. Episode 7-9 was a agenda based pile of shit! The Farts are female! Kathleen Kennedy's t-shirt. It now reads Kathy's Farts are a joke and so are her movies!
I like Star Wars before Disney, Kathleen Kennedy, JJ Abrams, Rian little Johnson, and Chuck "the suck" Wendick got ahold of it. Kennedy's agenda and IGNORANCE destroyed the franchise. Having Pablow Hidalgo as the Star Wars "historian"? I saw one his 20 Q's at a comic-con. He KNEW NOTHING! His knowledge of Star Wars is comparable to asking a mentally challenged person how solve trigonometry or algebraic equations. In other words he has NO FUCKING IDEA what he's doing or talking about! Kathleen Kennedy, if she hadn't sucked off one of the biggest producers in Hollywood, she'd still be turning tricks on Hollywood and Vine.
Everything you mentioned? None of it is cool. None of it is good. It's literally grade A garbage, son. I am diagnosing you with a disease - it's called Shit-Taste, Cuck and Onions Boyitis.
>stormtroopers are looking for a jedi who is in the area >they dont recognize the jedi even though he is sitting with them in a truck cause he gives a fake story?
also >obi wan and leia get stopped at a checkpoint >stormtrooper has gun pointed at obi wan as they get out of the truck >obi wan gets face scanned by probe >obi wan pulls out blaster, shoots probe, then shoots stormtrooper who suddenly isnt pointing a gun at obi wan anymore >some more shit happens, everything is fine
complete garbage. this episode had 4 credited writers. this is the best they came up with?
that's my main problem with this show. obi wan does not act like obi wan at all, i get hes supposed to be bitter and depressed but he would still be a smart ass. he'd still make snide remarks, maybe even moreso
>When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master. >Only a master of evil, Darth.
All the years spending his time with sandmorons only must have taken a toll on his puns
1 year ago
Anonymous
Meanwhile Vader's confused for a moment thinking about the fact that his apparently senile former mentor just called him Darth like it's his first name
he was in a freaking clone war and cracking jokes every two seconds
he was still cheery but stoic in ep4
but in every episode of this, he acts like someone's ran over his dog
>but in every episode of this, he acts like someone's ran over his dog
They ran over his dog, turned his best friend against him to the point he tried to murder him and was forced to, in his view, kill his best friend. Everything he ever worked for in his whole life was destroyed and all his friends and family at the Jedi temple were murdered, again, by his former best friend that they turned on him.
>All of his attacks looked weightless and kind of bad.
Really? I thought the opposite. They looked like heavy blows.
Honestly I hate the new Trilogy of Star Wars as much as the next guy. I haven't even watched the last one because it is just that bad despite loving Star Wars as a setting since childhood. But you cunts are being negative nancies.
We're getting a fill in story with all the main characters from the movies, done well with modern film making, and you're still mad - why? I get nit-picking but so far to me the only real issue with this series is the retarded nigquisitor from STRAIGHT OUTTA DA HOOD.
You see people who watch a whole run and say "oh it's sucked since season 2" just give it up. I quit shows after 2 poor episodes in a row.
Obi wan is a bit cheesy in parts but it's Disney.
I will watch mandalorian s3 until that gets ruined
skipping boba s2
not watching andor
not watching asohka
not watching vader or any other series they make
>Obi wan is a bit cheesy in parts but it's Disney.
I dont mind that, it's the stupid plot that doesn't even fit with the original trilogy
leia's hologram message to kenobi is broken
all of the lines between obi wan and vader in anh are broken
1 year ago
Anonymous
Boba already ruined Mando s3
1 year ago
Anonymous
>leia's hologram message to kenobi is broken
It is what it is, she only had a moment to send a message not recap all the crazy capers they got up to.
1 year ago
Anonymous
She had time to remind Obi-Wan of his friendship to her father though? Lol. Kenobi writers are literally coming to Cinemaphile to cope
1 year ago
Anonymous
>When I first met you I was but a learner >Then I chased you around for a bit and was still learning, but steadily improving >Now I am the master
>get the confrontation, which is most likely just a tease for the big fight in the last episode >everyone's seething
What were you expecting, Disney to blow their entire load halfway through the season?
After the last fight scene which wasn’t that long ago given Luke’s age you can tell they didn’t do nearly as much training as they did in the ep 3. It’s like they gave them sticks and said slap them together and pretend to fight.
I wasn't even a fight it was Vader beating the shit out of Obi-wan. There doesn't need to be coreography when it's just an old man barely staying alive for five minutes.
>They did not fight like, say, episode 1. Obi-wan is old. Vader just beat his ass down.
that means vader overpowered him and his lines in ANH dont make any sense
>There doesn't need to be coreography when it's just an old man barely staying alive for five minutes.
Vader looked like a chump though. All of his attacks looked weightless and kind of bad. Dude is way way older in RotJ and makes a better performance there.
>beating the shit out of Obi-wan >"when I left you I was but the learner. Now, I am the master"
what was vader learning here? seems like he won the fight pretty easily
they will subvert your expectation by showing how in just 3 eps kenobi reconnected with the force, trained a bit and then btfo vader while also set it up as if he's dead now so vader will no longer look for him in the remaining 8 years
This series has cemented it for me that most of us writers will just do anything for the money.
The whole thing reeks of product.
Creating these things used to start from creativity, passion and 'a reason' for a story, now making of movie begins from the market POV, and writers will take any job they can - even if it means to follow just checkbox notes made by producers.
I just dont understand who greenlit this writing? Its literally made so bad Im speachless >send 3 drones >drones somehow find kenobi in a whole planet as he passes through a checkpoint >a bit of fire blocks vader from killing his greatest enemy
Its so fucking bad bros its literally written for kids lmao
>he used his brain to think
There is your first problem with this series. It should've been very apparent by end of episode 1 that you need to turn your brain off and enjoy the fan service
>watches trailer
"Oh no this will be so bad" >watches few minutes of first episode
"Oh no it's so bad!? >watches first episode
"Oh no it's so bad!" >watches and then rewatches every single episode of every single season for years on end, buys all the merchandise
"Oh no it's so bad!"
The Asian dark moron has surpassed the moron dark moron as the worst actor. Both horrible and make me cringe with their dialogue. I cannot believe adults wrote this.
Are you fucking kidding that episode was off the chain.
Vader was made to be the properly scary, child murdering psychopath he is. Obiwan getting flogged by Vader was great, and the acting from Ewan McGregor when he was being beaten down was excellent. He played the frail old man very well.
Great episode. The Empire loving truck driver was good value as well.
>moron Sith: "I will get what is owed to me!" >Asian Sith: "No it is owed to me!" >moron Sith: "No, me! And I don't care how many crackas I haffta kill to get it!"
The fact that Obi-Wan said he hasn't been using the force, or even training says a lot. In books and in Lucas' lore, the "Force" is like a muscle, even like your arms or legs. If you don't use them they atrophy. Become weak and useless. Obi-Wan lost his mind from guilt, pain, etc. IF this is now Canon, his lack of training and Force usage, Vader should have whipped his ass. Obi-Wan obviously has become weak. Or weaker. Vader has kept training, fighting, learning, where as Obi-Wan has become a hermit. Worried only about Luke. Is it perfect, no, but I'm hoping they don't shit the bed with the end.
It was honestly the best episode and that is very very sad. I literally do not understand why Obi Wan would kneel to a few fucking Stormtroopers out of all things. So he can use a handgun just fine but somehow he lost his way on how to use the single thing he was trained with since he was a toddler? Vader is also baffling. Apparently he is strong enough to use the force grabbing a space ship towards him in Rogue One but Obi Wan who is 5 meters away he just can't get because the force is female or what? The retarded /misc/cel theory on why Leia doesn't know Obi Wan also is moot now since she heard his name in this episode. Fuck Inqusitors. One of the most laughable things about the Disney canon
They're all shitty fanservice what the fuck are you talking about. The whole Leia = Padme subplot, the Vader rematch(es) and the Filoniverse tie ins are nothing but meaningless fanservice stretched to six hours.
>Apparently he is strong enough to use the force grabbing a space ship towards him in Rogue One but Obi Wan who is 5 meters away he just can't get because the force is female or what?
I think he had a bit of a PTSD moment with the fire. Probably also was questioning wtf he was doing after burning Obi-wan. Maybe he found that revenge didn't feel as good as he thought.
>The retarded /misc/cel theory on why Leia doesn't know Obi Wan also is moot now since she heard his name in this episode.
Idk wtf you're on about here, Leia knows Obi-wan by name and says as much in Episode IV.
The series isn't over yet. And frankly her plea at the end of her message in episode 4 comes across as a personal message to someone she knows, imo. I actually thought as much when I first saw it at the movies.
>blathers on about helping jimmy smitts in the clone wars that she wasn't even alive to know about, instead of "hey remember that time when I ran away from you cause I thought you were an imperial childsnatcher"
She is literally a princess it's a formal introduction/request.
I've watched your movies you apparently care so much about that you hate any additional content related to them.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>I've watched your movies y
If you did you would actually know that the movies never implied she met Obi Wan before. We all know you're in cope mode. Give the movies a try, then argue for your soulless product next time lol
1 year ago
Anonymous
>If you did you would actually know that the movies never implied she met Obi Wan before.
Really? Cause the plea at the end of her message seems pretty personal to me. It's very obvious in her message when she switches from formal request to personal plea.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>Cause the plea at the end of her message seems pretty personal to me
Are you really that illiterate? Her plea is personal because she literally has no one else to ask for and she is getting captured by Vader at any moment. Hell even Rogue One tells you Obi Wan has been in hiding never coming out of his mancave.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Personal? Not really. It's emotional because she's in desperate need and trying to coax an old man out of retirement. If she had known him when she was 10, what need would there be for the formalities in the first place? >hey Obi Wan it's me again, I'm in deep shit, give us a hand please thanks.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Exactly. Too many autists here who can't be bold enough to agree with someone else's point. I agree with YOUR point. Fuck that retard.
They do imply she met him before as she doesn't even blink when Luke brings up Ben Kenobi.
The formal request makes sense if you consider she presumably hadn't seen him in years at this point, and if the message was intercepted, a more personal plea might give the Empire a better chance of finding Kenobi before he escapes off world.
Anyway, even if that was some egregious issue with how it fits into canon, so far there are worse issues with Kenobi.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I have friends I haven't seen in over a decade that I wouldn't even think to be formal with if I saw them again and they didn't save my life. This is levels of cope that only the shit writers can have.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Now you're imagining flaws that don't exist. This may be all she ever sees of Ben, and unlike you, she's a princess and diplomat, she may just be in the habit of sending formal messages.
Granted, but her desire to see him seems to imply she would at least recognise him. Still, the point is that there is a suggestion of familiarity sufficient enough for her having met Kenobi to not be some lore breaking nonsense that clashes with the original films. Unlike the rest of this shit.
1 year ago
Anonymous
>"You'll never be a princess
Cope, chud
1 year ago
Anonymous
>They do imply she met him before as she doesn't even blink when Luke brings up Ben Kenobi
That only really implies that she recognizes Ben as an alias. Doesn't imply a familiarity beyond that.
Bro star wars ain't real bro like seriously bro it's a sci-fi fantasy series.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Low IQ moment on your end there...
Yes, everyone is aware it's a fantasy series. Where you cannot discern reality from fantasy as implied in my post is in real life when you're criticized for your real life shit writing of said fantasy series.
>suspend disbelief
it is the job of the writers to entrance the audience into suspending disbelief by establishing rules of the fictional world and following them to reinforce the illusion for the duration of the show
because you keep breaking your own rules, you broke the illusion
>Leia knows Obi-wan by name and says as much in Episode IV.
it's dumb though >sends hologram message to obi wan, blathers on about helping jimmy smitts in the clone wars that she wasn't even alive to know about, instead of "hey remember that time when I ran away from you cause I thought you were an imperial childsnatcher"
good one disney you bunch of gungans
>Idk wtf you're on about here, Leia knows Obi-wan by name and says as much in Episode IV.
What he means is that Leia's message implies that she's never met him before. If she'd been on an adventure like this, you think she'd be less formal and lead with that, rather than "you served under my father during the clone wars."
>I think he had a bit of a PTSD moment with the fire.
Lol. You do know that he lives on a planet made up of fire, right? >Maybe he found that revenge didn't feel as good as he thought.
That's retarded. He literally wanted to continue torturing him until Deus Ex gunwoman appeared. Please deal with facts instead of your headcanon defending some shitty writing. >Leia knows Obi-wan by name and says as much in Episode IV.
From her father you speedwatcher.
Was the mole guy voiced by Seth Rogan? Holy crap that was terrible, it literally sounded like he phoned his lines in from while simultaneously rage posting on twitter from a coffee shop.
Thought it was a massive improvement tbh especially the direction. Was convinced it was a different director but no still Chow. Wonder why she fucked up the first two so bad.
Continuity is fucked but whatever that's been fucked since the prequels so it's churlish to moan about it now.
>any and all criticism of the token nig inquisitor is simply handwaved away as "you're just racist"
She's literally the worst kind of mary-sue but oh no, don't say anything bad or criticize her in any way or else your a racist
>Oh and she JUST HAPPENS to go to the exact location where the pilot was waiting at the end of the tunnel despite no hint anywhere at all.
Yeah that part was retarded and made absolutely no sense. How the fuck did she get past Leia and to the other end? Were Leia and her friend taking the scenic route?
She also got Obi Wan out of his hiding. She knew how to get him out but somehow Vader didn't and just spend 10 years fucking around like a retard. This series is so badly written and contrived it's hilarious.
>I'm a racist but I'm not criticizing her because I'm a racist, just because she's a bad character.
This could be true, anon, but it makes you look disingenuous.
they credit james earl jones in this
probably got him to do the delivery for the lines over the phone and then deepfaked it to match the original trilogy
>suspend disbelief
it is the job of the writers to entrance the audience into suspending disbelief by establishing rules of the fictional world and following them to reinforce the illusion for the duration of the show
because you keep breaking your own rules, you broke the illusion
Both vader and the stormtroopers should be able to handle a few minutes in fire based on their suits alone. And Vader should be able to use the force to quell flames near him. But of course, on screen the suits are portrayed as the useless plastic junk they may as not be wearing.
Obi gets dragged away by a women, thereby saving him.
So...a women, dragging a full grown man, several hundred yards, couldn't be caught by darth vader and scores of stormtroopers, who couldn't, it seems, just step around the fire?
They know they don't have to put in care because they can deflect criticism to racist sperg outs and their loyal shills will gobble up any garbage if it means getting more fanservice.
I think they're haemorrhaging money which is why every Disney+ show looks like a CW pissfest, and besides people lap this shit up like pigs at the trough
This is why, among, other reasons, it's important to cultivate strong relationships with your children >Christopher hero worships JRR >spends most of his life preserving his father's work >Christopher has strained relationship with son Simon >Simon sells his grandfather's work down the river as soon as Christopher dies
Lucas selling it is on toxic fans that harassed him for the prequels thinking it couldn`t get any worse. They were wrong.
God I wish IPs would become public domain once the creator has died or 50 years have passed
There are tons of SW fan films everywhere and a fair share of those are better than what Disney makes officially anyways. I do agree with you though...
>Their rematch looks like a shitty fan film fight in the desert.
If you're going to retcon the OT at least try to make it looks good. Glad i'm not watching this shit.
What's crazy to me is that there is so much material to work from, a literal entire universe of amazing stories, films, books, comics and even games they could use as a foundation to adapt a great TV series, and they still shit the bed somehow.
Huge companies are risk-averse. It's far safer to write stories that explain every minute of a well-liked character's life than make up a brand new character and follow them; and even IF they made a new character, it would have to have cameos from well-known people.
Because he obviously isn't dead dumb dumb.
I can imagine him showing up back in EP 4 or 5 announcing the betrayal. If you go back and look at one of the teasers, you can see her fighting back against some blasts where their HQ is.
He will probably just show up towards the end all fine and dandy so it fits with "le canon". Disney is afraid of killing someone who isn't an OT character off. I'd be fine with Filoni getting a piece of his own medicine where his garbage gets blatantly contradicted.
That's what happens when you hand over a billion dollar franchise to an ignorant broad who couldn't find her own ass with 2 hands and a map! Hiring a MORON like her, it destroyed the franchise. Pablow Hidalgo being the Star Wars "Historian"? Another great step in flushing this franchise down the shitter! Had Disney fired this bitch after the last jerkoff was made, maybe they could have salvaged it. Nah, let's destroy decades of storylines, books, incredible amounts of information and history. Why? Disney can do better! Yep you idiots can't even have continuity from one movie to another, let alone an entire franchise! What a fucking joke!
How the hell did Reva get to the end of the tunnel before Leia did, and how did the smuggler lady go back through the tunnel without running into Reva? It literally makes no sense
>How the hell did Reva get to the end of the tunnel before Leia did
force teleport >and how did the smuggler lady go back through the tunnel without running into Reva?
could be explained by it not being a single tunnel but a network, still retarded though
>Obi-wan has to find a captured Leia >Why/how was she captured? Who cares >Leia is already a sassy “boss babe” >A large part of the episode is Obi-wan on an Escort Mission with an NPC
Who the fuck did the hire to write this trash?
I think it could be a fun thing if they didn't try to cram in garbage like Vader vs Kenobi rematch or the absolutely unneccessary unbearable inquistor B-Plot. Like. Yeah. I'd take some slight retcons for interactions that are as fun as the beginning of episode 3 where he accidentally names her Leia infront of Troopers. But so far they've been using Leia as a sort of writer's mouthpiece. I'm fully expecting a hamfisted Prequel quote from Padme to show up at the end because they don't write characters. They write themselves as if they inhabited the character's body.
In the books that Disney made non-canon they had a book series and a one book novel called the Last Jedi. It was about a Padawan who left the Jedi order. He was a rival of Anakin Skywalker. His name was Ferus Olin. In the series Inquisitors are introduced, they are out looking for children with force abilities. Vader has them looking because he knew Padme was pregnant as Anakin, and obviously wanted to know if she gave birth. Ferus contacts Obi-Wan on tattooine and explains what's happening. He learns an Inquisitor is heading for Polis Massa where Padme gave birth. Obi-Wan leaves Tattooine to stop them from learning the truth. Obi-Wan ends up killing a Inquisitor and this starts a obsession with Vader about Padme and Obi-Wan. If Disney had ANY BRAINS, THEY'D HAVE USED THESE BOOKS AS A BLUEPRINT! These books were far more entertaining than any of the shit they've created! What Disney did? They completely destroyed the franchise! Even screwing their own stories.
Lucasfilm needs an ENEMA!
It makes sense though, I mean the guy is half droid making him stronger by default so why wouldn't he just lazily use brute force in duels? Especially derisively against opponents with skill. Being a hate monger it's in character.
The sabre battle in Ep 4 they held sabres two handed, Lucas based the fight on Jap samurai shit like Kurosawa films.
Ep 5 Vader held sabre one handed, and apparently Lucas was livid when he saw the rough footage of it, but it makes sense if you want to think that Vader was cocky against a literal kid with little to no training.
Makes sense as Christopher Lee was an old school aristocrat type character actor and fencing suits his look.
Vader held his sabre one handed in his fight with Luke in ESB, at least initially he did, then two handed as he got angrier.
You'd think he'd go at the guy who fucked his shit up with both hands but nope.
1 year ago
Anonymous
I understood it like Vader didn't take Luke seriously and only used his two hands once shit got serious.
1 year ago
Anonymous
Solution: Vader was wacked out of his mechanical gourd that day from shooting too many Sith drugs so all he could muster in as he was tripp'n was a stiff couple of saber smacks because all he could focus on was not throwing up in his helmet
literal trash, effects/lighting terrible. acting is poor also. vader looks like a geriatric retard and obiwans 'unpracticed old man' is unconvincing. /s
Remember how manbabies pretended the prequel fights weren't good? This Disney garbage was made specifically for you. Only on Disney+ for the cheap price of 9.99$ a month 😉
The prequel fights are extremely terrible and overcordianted and don’t look real at all. They are hitting each others weapons on purpose, these fights are terrible to in the same exact way. Look how Vader is smacking the lightsaber instead of just hitting his body lol
There is something wrong in the world. You can't see it but you can feel it. deep in your soul. This show is like a portal to the lower world, a world of material, hyper rationality, and equations. Where is the art? Where is the emotion? Where are the things that are on high?
This show is a debasement, souless and incompetent, it could have only been made by someone who hates Star Wars and the characters. It might even have been made by a machine or worse an Asian.
I think I'm done. I enjoyed the Mandalorian, and held some faint glimmer of hope for other TV shows, but I was clearly retarded for even considering it. At this point, I wish I could just never see nor hear anything about Star Wars ever again, and peacefully forget the series ever existed.
Btw if the leaks are true, the black american lgbt not a black token character will spare obiwan and redeem herself at the end of the show. Just you wait. She will be the one protecting Luke and Leia at the end while the white man goes into hiding again.
Outside of a few facts like Anakin getting put into the suit looking like it really hurt him being wrong yeah overall it's correct. They even said way beforehand that Obi Wan would burn himself on the ground because of Vader.
>uhhh guys, lets make a call back to Jabiim and even though TCW basicallt retconned that
I fucking hate how they reference shit from source material they scrapped
god i hope they turn the show into just about this female moron, would truly trigger the nuwars cuck fanboys. they'll probably end up having the moron sith as the 'Real Obiwan' like they did with Rey being the 'Real Skywalker'. Shits fucked up
>disney bossk show >half of the runtime is about aurra sing >bossk is now sad, depressed and cant catch bounties without help of his non-white human sassy protege
this episode was literally the only good one
if anything this is a step in the right directions
all episodes except the finally will probably suck though
This episode was sheer utter disrespect you frothing consoomer
> This episode was sheer utter disrespect!
No! You must show proper respect for my ray gun and glow sword children's adventure!
Based shill I'd be demoralized too if I were you
The duel was horrible. Vader sparing him was laughable.
yep, disney needs to fire you for that one
Kin ‘ell. It is bad all the way other than opening scene from RoTS.
Valiant last charge of the cope brigade
>finally
There's literally nothing you will enjoy.
have a nice day now and save everyone around you the trouble. This episode was fine.
See
I'm enjoying a shitload of stuff every season retard. Stop consuming trash only because it has a logo of something you liked 20 years ago.
>he finds his will to live in man baby shows and toys
There is nothing in the entertainment industry I’ll ever enjoy again, hurry that’s ok, because I ignore garden gnomes, go outside and have sex 🙂
I'm not going to watch this shit and I hate starwars.
Tell me about the episode.
do you people even like star wars?
feels like I'm the only one
Yes. The Ot, og version. The rest is garbage and didn't need to exist
Real star wars as in george stuff, yes I do like it. This absolute trash ain't star wars (or good)
>prequelshit
>Real SW
I love Jedi Knight
Jedi Academy best Star Wars game ever made
Hell yeah.
For me it's KOTOR
listen up noobs, here's the best sw games
>rogue leader - rogue squadron 2
>kotor (especially taris, the first planet you explore)
>jedi academy
>shadows of the empire
that is all
honorable mention for sw: squadrons and battlefront 2 but they have some stupid woke crap in them
>no mention of Republic Commando
nah.
The game would instantly be a 10/10 if it had actually multiplayer co-op and a final boss.
Its a bad 3 hour long game. Good aesthetics and soundtrack/VA, but that's about it.
oh forgot that, yep, add it to the list
maybe sw rebellion too
Throw in Empire at War and you got it right, with Kotor being the top of the pile
I didn't put them in any order
>empire at war
I never got to play that, seems like star wars rebellion?
>Kotor being the top of the pile
nah
kotor nails the world building and atmosphere, but doesn't replicate any of the other aspects of starwars
jedi academy has the best lightsabers
rogue leader has the best spaceship missions from the films
shadows feels like a (not) han solo game with enough speeder bikes, snowspeeders, turret aiming and flying to cover near everything
republic commando covers the clones
ah shit, forgot sw pod racer
X-wing was one of the bests. It actually let you war in the stars. Flying all the rebel fighters in squadrons doing bombing runs on star destroyers or imperial convoys was kino as fuck. Could actually do the death star trench run or blast ties to protect transports. TIE fighter was also pretty great. They need a new star wars flight sim.
too old
>They need a new star wars flight sim.
they did one, it was quite good, however I wish it didn't focus on the sequel trilogy world and didn't have a gay tie fighter pilot, but other than that, as a game it's good
still rogue leader is superior because of the authenticity, range of ships, and actually looking like the films
no other game lets you blow up both death stars
Outcast >>>>>>>>>>> Academy
brainlets
nah academy wins just because you can gut that fagg kyle like a fish
Outcast has a better story
but both games are fucking top dollar
outcast doesn't even have dual sabers
>outcast doesn't even have dual sabers
i..
i like this one...
unleashed?
never played it, seemed "extreme" to appeal to 8 year olds
It's good
Caravan of Courage is the only good Star Wars thing ever made
Based
Disney Wars is not Star Wars.
Star Wars needs to go away for another 30 years minimum
Lucas is going to buy the thing again and troll everyone
I WISH HE WOULD! FIRST THING.... FIRE THAT SKANK KATHLEEN KENNEDY! AKA Slobba the Slut!
I like the original trilogy, even a lot of parts of the prequels and some of the games.
But the sequels and all the shows are garbage. I don't get why they have to stick with the EP1-9 timeframe when the games have already introduced way more interesting pasts and conflicts.
Even shit like a documentary about all the flaura and fauna in Star Wars would be more interesting than all the recent shit.
Episode 7-9 are garbage and are NOT considered canon among Star Wars fans who know what Lucas was doing. Episode 7-9 was a agenda based pile of shit! The Farts are female! Kathleen Kennedy's t-shirt. It now reads Kathy's Farts are a joke and so are her movies!
That's exactly why they dislike mouse shit. They do.
they all left for r*ddit
Yes just not the Disney shit
I used to, then Lucas fucked it up and Disney killed it.
I like Star Wars before Disney, Kathleen Kennedy, JJ Abrams, Rian little Johnson, and Chuck "the suck" Wendick got ahold of it. Kennedy's agenda and IGNORANCE destroyed the franchise. Having Pablow Hidalgo as the Star Wars "historian"? I saw one his 20 Q's at a comic-con. He KNEW NOTHING! His knowledge of Star Wars is comparable to asking a mentally challenged person how solve trigonometry or algebraic equations. In other words he has NO FUCKING IDEA what he's doing or talking about! Kathleen Kennedy, if she hadn't sucked off one of the biggest producers in Hollywood, she'd still be turning tricks on Hollywood and Vine.
no, fuck anything besides OT and PT (but that gets pass only because its kinda cute)
Rebels and the badbatch are cool but and i like the Mandalorian don't give a shit about Asoka just want to know what happened to Ezra
> just want to know what happened to Ezra
choked on thrawns blue cock
his cold, lifeless, cum-dumpstered body was dumped into the cold vacuum of space
Everything you mentioned? None of it is cool. None of it is good. It's literally grade A garbage, son. I am diagnosing you with a disease - it's called Shit-Taste, Cuck and Onions Boyitis.
you have Cinemaphile level taste anon
Disney Wars is just a bad fan fiction at this point i feel bad for the one who still had hope in this franchise
>stormtroopers are looking for a jedi who is in the area
>they dont recognize the jedi even though he is sitting with them in a truck cause he gives a fake story?
also
>obi wan and leia get stopped at a checkpoint
>stormtrooper has gun pointed at obi wan as they get out of the truck
>obi wan gets face scanned by probe
>obi wan pulls out blaster, shoots probe, then shoots stormtrooper who suddenly isnt pointing a gun at obi wan anymore
>some more shit happens, everything is fine
complete garbage. this episode had 4 credited writers. this is the best they came up with?
>4 writers
when are garden gnomes gonna learn that when it comes to writing less is more
>watching an ages later spinoff of shitty unnecessary prequels to a 50 yo series
>It just gets worse and worse.
You don't say
I will literally never watch so much as an episode of nuWars.
Besides Mandalorian of course
Mandalorian is shit and you know it. By comparison to the other Woke Wars shit then, sure it is a fucking "masterpiece".
Based
this
lmfao based Elijah
We kneel to Elijah
top kek
lmao based Frodo
This trilogy has one place in lore. The TOILET! FLUSH THIS SHIT!
>constantly frowning
>people are not all good leia
almost yelling at a kid, this isn't the obi wan I knew
that's my main problem with this show. obi wan does not act like obi wan at all, i get hes supposed to be bitter and depressed but he would still be a smart ass. he'd still make snide remarks, maybe even moreso
yeah we need more quipping in Star Wars
obi-wan was obi-wan since a new hope you fucking zoomer, long before marvel's quip quips. its part of his character and always has been
What is one snide remark he made in the original trilogy?
>Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?
>When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master.
>Only a master of evil, Darth.
All the years spending his time with sandmorons only must have taken a toll on his puns
Meanwhile Vader's confused for a moment thinking about the fact that his apparently senile former mentor just called him Darth like it's his first name
he was in a freaking clone war and cracking jokes every two seconds
he was still cheery but stoic in ep4
but in every episode of this, he acts like someone's ran over his dog
>but in every episode of this, he acts like someone's ran over his dog
They did?
did I miss something?
>but in every episode of this, he acts like someone's ran over his dog
They ran over his dog, turned his best friend against him to the point he tried to murder him and was forced to, in his view, kill his best friend. Everything he ever worked for in his whole life was destroyed and all his friends and family at the Jedi temple were murdered, again, by his former best friend that they turned on him.
Frankly he should be more depressed.
>They ran over his dog
what?
the giant lizard?
>Frankly he should be more depressed.
jedi don't have emotions
>the giant lizard?
yes lmao
>jedi don't have emotions
Ask Anakin bro. Also the Jedi are dead.
>All of his attacks looked weightless and kind of bad.
Really? I thought the opposite. They looked like heavy blows.
Honestly I hate the new Trilogy of Star Wars as much as the next guy. I haven't even watched the last one because it is just that bad despite loving Star Wars as a setting since childhood. But you cunts are being negative nancies.
We're getting a fill in story with all the main characters from the movies, done well with modern film making, and you're still mad - why? I get nit-picking but so far to me the only real issue with this series is the retarded nigquisitor from STRAIGHT OUTTA DA HOOD.
The rest has been fantastic.
Star Wars hasn't been good since 1983.
Star Wars was never good.
>Star Wars hasn't been good since 1980
Fix'd that for you. ESB was the only actual good SW movie, everything else ranges from shit to mediocre at best
LoL at all you cry babies and yet you'll watch every episode.
we do it for ewan and hayden
doesn't mean we have to enjoy the show
>we watch gay porn for the story and camera work
>doesn't mean we have to enjoy the buggery
it's not porn, we're not getting buggered
and we enjoy watching it like a trainwreck
it's fun to shitpost
nothing in these shows are canon, just treat them like the stupid ewok movies or the christmas special
You see people who watch a whole run and say "oh it's sucked since season 2" just give it up. I quit shows after 2 poor episodes in a row.
Obi wan is a bit cheesy in parts but it's Disney.
im not watching a second season of this
I will watch mandalorian s3 until that gets ruined
skipping boba s2
not watching andor
not watching asohka
not watching vader or any other series they make
>Obi wan is a bit cheesy in parts but it's Disney.
I dont mind that, it's the stupid plot that doesn't even fit with the original trilogy
leia's hologram message to kenobi is broken
all of the lines between obi wan and vader in anh are broken
Boba already ruined Mando s3
>leia's hologram message to kenobi is broken
It is what it is, she only had a moment to send a message not recap all the crazy capers they got up to.
She had time to remind Obi-Wan of his friendship to her father though? Lol. Kenobi writers are literally coming to Cinemaphile to cope
>When I first met you I was but a learner
>Then I chased you around for a bit and was still learning, but steadily improving
>Now I am the master
how disney writers think
Nobody watches these shows, reminder euphoria is more popular than the mandalorian
>get the confrontation, which is most likely just a tease for the big fight in the last episode
>everyone's seething
What were you expecting, Disney to blow their entire load halfway through the season?
The VFX looks a lot better in the BOBF and Mandalorian.
After the last fight scene which wasn’t that long ago given Luke’s age you can tell they didn’t do nearly as much training as they did in the ep 3. It’s like they gave them sticks and said slap them together and pretend to fight.
so they actually had an epic fight and retconned the lines from ANH?
it was expected but still...
I wasn't even a fight it was Vader beating the shit out of Obi-wan. There doesn't need to be coreography when it's just an old man barely staying alive for five minutes.
They did not fight like, say, episode 1. Obi-wan is old. Vader just beat his ass down.
>They did not fight like, say, episode 1. Obi-wan is old. Vader just beat his ass down.
that means vader overpowered him and his lines in ANH dont make any sense
They’ll fight again.
>There doesn't need to be coreography when it's just an old man barely staying alive for five minutes.
Vader looked like a chump though. All of his attacks looked weightless and kind of bad. Dude is way way older in RotJ and makes a better performance there.
>beating the shit out of Obi-wan
>"when I left you I was but the learner. Now, I am the master"
what was vader learning here? seems like he won the fight pretty easily
they will subvert your expectation by showing how in just 3 eps kenobi reconnected with the force, trained a bit and then btfo vader while also set it up as if he's dead now so vader will no longer look for him in the remaining 8 years
This series has cemented it for me that most of us writers will just do anything for the money.
The whole thing reeks of product.
Creating these things used to start from creativity, passion and 'a reason' for a story, now making of movie begins from the market POV, and writers will take any job they can - even if it means to follow just checkbox notes made by producers.
New weben?
I just dont understand who greenlit this writing? Its literally made so bad Im speachless
>send 3 drones
>drones somehow find kenobi in a whole planet as he passes through a checkpoint
>a bit of fire blocks vader from killing his greatest enemy
Its so fucking bad bros its literally written for kids lmao
>its literally written for kids lmao
it's written for mentally disabled kids
Wait isn’t his suit literally made with fire protection?
You would think a suit resistant to blasters (which shoot hot plasma) would be you know, heat resistant.
yeah
BUT DISNEY CANON HAS NEVER BEEN CONTRADICTED BEFORE???? SAVE ME FILONIIII! I'M ONE OF THE FILONI, AND THE FILONI IS WITH ME
>he used his brain to think
There is your first problem with this series. It should've been very apparent by end of episode 1 that you need to turn your brain off and enjoy the fan service
Yeah I'm pretty sure we have seen jedi use the force to blow fire away.
>watches trailer
"Oh no this will be so bad"
>watches few minutes of first episode
"Oh no it's so bad!?
>watches first episode
"Oh no it's so bad!"
>watches and then rewatches every single episode of every single season for years on end, buys all the merchandise
"Oh no it's so bad!"
This. Stockholm syndrome consumers, IP whores and franchisetards are the problem
the environments feel so empty? like zero soul
Also reva just teleported to the end of a hidden tunnel system
what a mess
the environments in this were basic, but nothing that good music couldn't fix
unfortunately they forgot to hire a composer
because it’s all a sound stage with 2D images projected behind the actors.
The Asian dark moron has surpassed the moron dark moron as the worst actor. Both horrible and make me cringe with their dialogue. I cannot believe adults wrote this.
>criticize shitty villain
>get called racist
Man Disney is genius
I would like it, if it wasn't 80% Leia with a child actress that can barely walk and talks like she is 2 years old.
they did get ONE thing right
darth vader's helmet and outfit look much better than the skinny shitty one from the end of episode 3
Are you fucking kidding that episode was off the chain.
Vader was made to be the properly scary, child murdering psychopath he is. Obiwan getting flogged by Vader was great, and the acting from Ewan McGregor when he was being beaten down was excellent. He played the frail old man very well.
Great episode. The Empire loving truck driver was good value as well.
>Obiwan getting flogged by Vader was great
it was retarded cause vader could have used force choke anytime in ep3 against obi wan, or anh, but didn't
obi wan should have been yelling at the burns, and his robes should have caught fire
>moron Sith: "I will get what is owed to me!"
>Asian Sith: "No it is owed to me!"
>moron Sith: "No, me! And I don't care how many crackas I haffta kill to get it!"
The fact that Obi-Wan said he hasn't been using the force, or even training says a lot. In books and in Lucas' lore, the "Force" is like a muscle, even like your arms or legs. If you don't use them they atrophy. Become weak and useless. Obi-Wan lost his mind from guilt, pain, etc. IF this is now Canon, his lack of training and Force usage, Vader should have whipped his ass. Obi-Wan obviously has become weak. Or weaker. Vader has kept training, fighting, learning, where as Obi-Wan has become a hermit. Worried only about Luke. Is it perfect, no, but I'm hoping they don't shit the bed with the end.
>but I'm hoping they don't shit the bed with the end.
anon, I have bad news.
just finished downloading ep3 and about to watch kek
OMG IT WAS SO BAD JUST SHITTY WRITING
apparently they are using three super long lightsabers to make fucking gates now? why didn't Obi-wan just walk around the gate???
Is Leia gonna be in every episode or are they finally done with her?
It was honestly the best episode and that is very very sad. I literally do not understand why Obi Wan would kneel to a few fucking Stormtroopers out of all things. So he can use a handgun just fine but somehow he lost his way on how to use the single thing he was trained with since he was a toddler? Vader is also baffling. Apparently he is strong enough to use the force grabbing a space ship towards him in Rogue One but Obi Wan who is 5 meters away he just can't get because the force is female or what? The retarded /misc/cel theory on why Leia doesn't know Obi Wan also is moot now since she heard his name in this episode. Fuck Inqusitors. One of the most laughable things about the Disney canon
>Apparently he is strong enough to use the force grabbing a space ship towards him in Rogue One
Vader scenes in Rogue One are retarded fanservice
THIS WHOLE SERIES IS RETARDED FANSERVICE WHAT DO YOU MEAN
But Rogue One is worse. It has even more fanservice than TFA
As someone that thinks that 99% of DisneyWars is total dog shit, Rogue One is unironically kino and the best SW product out there
Still the biggest amount of fanservice in any Disney Wars
They're all shitty fanservice what the fuck are you talking about. The whole Leia = Padme subplot, the Vader rematch(es) and the Filoniverse tie ins are nothing but meaningless fanservice stretched to six hours.
>Apparently he is strong enough to use the force grabbing a space ship towards him in Rogue One but Obi Wan who is 5 meters away he just can't get because the force is female or what?
I think he had a bit of a PTSD moment with the fire. Probably also was questioning wtf he was doing after burning Obi-wan. Maybe he found that revenge didn't feel as good as he thought.
>The retarded /misc/cel theory on why Leia doesn't know Obi Wan also is moot now since she heard his name in this episode.
Idk wtf you're on about here, Leia knows Obi-wan by name and says as much in Episode IV.
Stop pretending like they didn't shit on OT canon. In ep. 4 she refers to Ben as her father's friend, not "A jedi that rescued me as a little girl."
The series isn't over yet. And frankly her plea at the end of her message in episode 4 comes across as a personal message to someone she knows, imo. I actually thought as much when I first saw it at the movies.
>blathers on about helping jimmy smitts in the clone wars that she wasn't even alive to know about, instead of "hey remember that time when I ran away from you cause I thought you were an imperial childsnatcher"
She is literally a princess it's a formal introduction/request.
>I can't enjoy anything nor suspend disbelief
Stay miserable.
Nice argument, Disney shill. Maybe watch the movies before defending your Disney product next time.
I've watched your movies you apparently care so much about that you hate any additional content related to them.
>I've watched your movies y
If you did you would actually know that the movies never implied she met Obi Wan before. We all know you're in cope mode. Give the movies a try, then argue for your soulless product next time lol
>If you did you would actually know that the movies never implied she met Obi Wan before.
Really? Cause the plea at the end of her message seems pretty personal to me. It's very obvious in her message when she switches from formal request to personal plea.
>Cause the plea at the end of her message seems pretty personal to me
Are you really that illiterate? Her plea is personal because she literally has no one else to ask for and she is getting captured by Vader at any moment. Hell even Rogue One tells you Obi Wan has been in hiding never coming out of his mancave.
Personal? Not really. It's emotional because she's in desperate need and trying to coax an old man out of retirement. If she had known him when she was 10, what need would there be for the formalities in the first place?
>hey Obi Wan it's me again, I'm in deep shit, give us a hand please thanks.
Exactly. Too many autists here who can't be bold enough to agree with someone else's point. I agree with YOUR point. Fuck that retard.
They do imply she met him before as she doesn't even blink when Luke brings up Ben Kenobi.
The formal request makes sense if you consider she presumably hadn't seen him in years at this point, and if the message was intercepted, a more personal plea might give the Empire a better chance of finding Kenobi before he escapes off world.
Anyway, even if that was some egregious issue with how it fits into canon, so far there are worse issues with Kenobi.
I have friends I haven't seen in over a decade that I wouldn't even think to be formal with if I saw them again and they didn't save my life. This is levels of cope that only the shit writers can have.
Now you're imagining flaws that don't exist. This may be all she ever sees of Ben, and unlike you, she's a princess and diplomat, she may just be in the habit of sending formal messages.
Granted, but her desire to see him seems to imply she would at least recognise him. Still, the point is that there is a suggestion of familiarity sufficient enough for her having met Kenobi to not be some lore breaking nonsense that clashes with the original films. Unlike the rest of this shit.
>"You'll never be a princess
Cope, chud
>They do imply she met him before as she doesn't even blink when Luke brings up Ben Kenobi
That only really implies that she recognizes Ben as an alias. Doesn't imply a familiarity beyond that.
Thanks for the input, head female writer at Disney.
It's truly fascinating to see how your brain just disconnects from reality and the story you tell yourself in your imagination becomes real.
Bro star wars ain't real bro like seriously bro it's a sci-fi fantasy series.
Low IQ moment on your end there...
Yes, everyone is aware it's a fantasy series. Where you cannot discern reality from fantasy as implied in my post is in real life when you're criticized for your real life shit writing of said fantasy series.
forgot to link the post, you read the second part of this
depends what they do with him in s3
boba was ooook in s2
it feels like the mandalorian has all the A team talent
and the rest have literal whos
>Leia knows Obi-wan by name and says as much in Episode IV.
it's dumb though
>sends hologram message to obi wan, blathers on about helping jimmy smitts in the clone wars that she wasn't even alive to know about, instead of "hey remember that time when I ran away from you cause I thought you were an imperial childsnatcher"
good one disney you bunch of gungans
>Idk wtf you're on about here, Leia knows Obi-wan by name and says as much in Episode IV.
What he means is that Leia's message implies that she's never met him before. If she'd been on an adventure like this, you think she'd be less formal and lead with that, rather than "you served under my father during the clone wars."
>I think he had a bit of a PTSD moment with the fire.
Lol. You do know that he lives on a planet made up of fire, right?
>Maybe he found that revenge didn't feel as good as he thought.
That's retarded. He literally wanted to continue torturing him until Deus Ex gunwoman appeared. Please deal with facts instead of your headcanon defending some shitty writing.
>Leia knows Obi-wan by name and says as much in Episode IV.
From her father you speedwatcher.
Was the mole guy voiced by Seth Rogan? Holy crap that was terrible, it literally sounded like he phoned his lines in from while simultaneously rage posting on twitter from a coffee shop.
Thought it was too but no it was Zach Braff.
Thought it was a massive improvement tbh especially the direction. Was convinced it was a different director but no still Chow. Wonder why she fucked up the first two so bad.
Continuity is fucked but whatever that's been fucked since the prequels so it's churlish to moan about it now.
>any and all criticism of the token nig inquisitor is simply handwaved away as "you're just racist"
She's literally the worst kind of mary-sue but oh no, don't say anything bad or criticize her in any way or else your a racist
Is she a Mary Sue? She's blatantly retarded and her only success has been cornering a child. She's 100% getting killed by Vader.
She SOMEHOW knows exactly which house to go into
exactly which area inside the house that is COINCIDENTALLY hiding a secret lever, which reveals the hide out
Oh and she JUST HAPPENS to go to the exact location where the pilot was waiting at the end of the tunnel despite no hint anywhere at all.
It's all fucking bullshit
>Oh and she JUST HAPPENS to go to the exact location where the pilot was waiting at the end of the tunnel despite no hint anywhere at all.
Yeah that part was retarded and made absolutely no sense. How the fuck did she get past Leia and to the other end? Were Leia and her friend taking the scenic route?
She also got Obi Wan out of his hiding. She knew how to get him out but somehow Vader didn't and just spend 10 years fucking around like a retard. This series is so badly written and contrived it's hilarious.
it's called the force chud
>I'm a racist but I'm not criticizing her because I'm a racist, just because she's a bad character.
This could be true, anon, but it makes you look disingenuous.
Disney jumped in first by assuming racism out of any dissent
>Tough guy racist who hate annoying female characters
>Posts picture of anime girl #45667567465 from some post-90's moe anime.
Pot, meet kettle!
Rogue One is complete dogshit.
>We have to get him to Jabiim
Are they going to make any call-backs to the Dark Horse comics? Or is Jabiim established differently in nu-canon?
It's all so predictable
The real life drama is somehow more entertaining than the show.
the voice of Darth was fucking excellent, I remember seeing rogue1 and thinking man he sounds so old,they probably used AI.
anything that has Darth Vader in it gets a 11/10 from me
they credit james earl jones in this
probably got him to do the delivery for the lines over the phone and then deepfaked it to match the original trilogy
>suspend disbelief
it is the job of the writers to entrance the audience into suspending disbelief by establishing rules of the fictional world and following them to reinforce the illusion for the duration of the show
because you keep breaking your own rules, you broke the illusion
SIGH
Somehow Quinlan Vos returned
And he's a good friend now
It worse than The Last Jedi and Book of Boba Fett cant believe shills are defending this crap
Did you fill out your bingo card?
You forgot the your a retard spot!
Might need to check up your illiteracy by a doctor, anon
>"how could we ever make it around this wall of fire?"
>"maybe they don't remember us showing the quarry walls are 5ft high 30 seconds earlier"
V-V-Vader got PTSD alright?! Ignore that in Disney canon his suit is resistant to any heat and he lives on a lava planet! Consooooom and get excited!
So hold up... Obi-Wan gets fucking dragged through fire for what seemed like a good couple minutes and all he got was a... slightly burnt arm?
the force™
the writers of this show are really stupid, people get 3rd degree burns in far less time
Yeah I have no fucking clue.
Isn't vader mostly metal? Why can't he just walk through that? Or is the emperor gonna complain about his tailored cape getting burned?
his torso and head are still organic. he would get cooked inside that suit
His suit is heat resistant.
You could walk through that in a pair of jeans
bro lives in a fucking volcano castle.
Both vader and the stormtroopers should be able to handle a few minutes in fire based on their suits alone. And Vader should be able to use the force to quell flames near him. But of course, on screen the suits are portrayed as the useless plastic junk they may as not be wearing.
Obi gets dragged away by a women, thereby saving him.
So...a women, dragging a full grown man, several hundred yards, couldn't be caught by darth vader and scores of stormtroopers, who couldn't, it seems, just step around the fire?
why does it look so bad?
I thought disney had lots of money
They know they don't have to put in care because they can deflect criticism to racist sperg outs and their loyal shills will gobble up any garbage if it means getting more fanservice.
I think they're haemorrhaging money which is why every Disney+ show looks like a CW pissfest, and besides people lap this shit up like pigs at the trough
Why did everyone teleport in this episode?
Why do all inquisitors act and speak like children?
Why is Leia so cute?
>one handed sabre battle
Lucas is spinning in his grave
Lucas is a gay who sold his soul and his creation for money. He's like moot if moot was actually worth anything at all and deserves scorn
>take IP with you to the grave
>family digs it back out and sells it anyway
look at Tolkien anon
God I wish IPs would become public domain once the creator has died or 50 years have passed
The only character on there who doesn’t look like complete horse shit is Galadriel
This is why, among, other reasons, it's important to cultivate strong relationships with your children
>Christopher hero worships JRR
>spends most of his life preserving his father's work
>Christopher has strained relationship with son Simon
>Simon sells his grandfather's work down the river as soon as Christopher dies
>Own IP until death
>Have a death clause that the IP becomes public domain when dead
Is this the chad move?
undeniably.
Lucas selling it is on toxic fans that harassed him for the prequels thinking it couldn`t get any worse. They were wrong.
There are tons of SW fan films everywhere and a fair share of those are better than what Disney makes officially anyways. I do agree with you though...
>Their rematch looks like a shitty fan film fight in the desert.
If you're going to retcon the OT at least try to make it looks good. Glad i'm not watching this shit.
Is he okay?
45 minutes in the bacta tank and he'll be good as new
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilites some consider to be unnatural and bacta
He'll get spider legs like Maul
>Good news my emperor, one of your troopers got cut in half!
>Ahhh, now with proper cybernetic rehabilitation I shall have TWO troopers!
What Tiberian Sun cutscene is this?
What's crazy to me is that there is so much material to work from, a literal entire universe of amazing stories, films, books, comics and even games they could use as a foundation to adapt a great TV series, and they still shit the bed somehow.
Huge companies are risk-averse. It's far safer to write stories that explain every minute of a well-liked character's life than make up a brand new character and follow them; and even IF they made a new character, it would have to have cameos from well-known people.
It's just so lazy and boring.
Kathleen Kennedy through all that out
>through
THREW
you illiterate burger!
The Stormtroopers chilling out being a bit casual in the back of the truck was pretty comfy
>kill grand inquisitor a year before Rebels even starts
????????????? why is no one talking about this?
maybe it was his brother
No one dies in Star Wars any more.
Just think of all the Force ghosts floating around because of Alderaan
The opening scene of episode 3 was literally "Yes. He is dead. Deal with it, Chuds."
Because he obviously isn't dead dumb dumb.
I can imagine him showing up back in EP 4 or 5 announcing the betrayal. If you go back and look at one of the teasers, you can see her fighting back against some blasts where their HQ is.
He will probably just show up towards the end all fine and dandy so it fits with "le canon". Disney is afraid of killing someone who isn't an OT character off. I'd be fine with Filoni getting a piece of his own medicine where his garbage gets blatantly contradicted.
>episode 3 overtly confirms his death
>first two seasons of Rebels is just noncanon now
>the live action asokha show is a sequel to Rebels
what a fucking mickey mouse mess wow
>tfw when you head is too short so you turn to the dark side
That's what happens when you hand over a billion dollar franchise to an ignorant broad who couldn't find her own ass with 2 hands and a map! Hiring a MORON like her, it destroyed the franchise. Pablow Hidalgo being the Star Wars "Historian"? Another great step in flushing this franchise down the shitter! Had Disney fired this bitch after the last jerkoff was made, maybe they could have salvaged it. Nah, let's destroy decades of storylines, books, incredible amounts of information and history. Why? Disney can do better! Yep you idiots can't even have continuity from one movie to another, let alone an entire franchise! What a fucking joke!
this chick's mascara is a little runny
OBI WAN HAS A BROTHER NOW!!!
So convenient, imagine the opportunities they will also ruin.
Ahsoka will train him in her show. I can feel it
Ahsoka will fuck him in her show. I can feel it.
>Ahsoka
>Not a dyke
>Not getting Mara Jade who is black now
Lol
Why is the empire full of assholes again?
*schwing*
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How the hell did Reva get to the end of the tunnel before Leia did, and how did the smuggler lady go back through the tunnel without running into Reva? It literally makes no sense
>How the hell did Reva get to the end of the tunnel before Leia did
force teleport
>and how did the smuggler lady go back through the tunnel without running into Reva?
could be explained by it not being a single tunnel but a network, still retarded though
One of the leaks said Reva figured out Leia's position through fucking with her droid. Could be an inconsistency caused by editing/re-writes.
Mando S1 was the only good Star Wars since Clone Wars (not counting the "final season")
are there gonna be plush toys of baby leia too?
asking for my mom
the music is the worst
royalty free elevator shit without any scope and gravitas
what the fuck?
I have never heard such a bland score
this. felt like I was sitting in a dealership lobby the whole time.
What have i missed this week on tv.4chins? What are we bitching about now?
black evil Rey
lmao holy shit it makes sense now. Kween Inquisitor is just Sith Rey. It explains how she just seemingly knows fucking everything from the start
Blackagar Boltagon made a cameo appearance in Obi-Wan
>Obi-wan has to find a captured Leia
>Why/how was she captured? Who cares
>Leia is already a sassy “boss babe”
>A large part of the episode is Obi-wan on an Escort Mission with an NPC
Who the fuck did the hire to write this trash?
>Could have had Leia learn to be sassy from Obi-Wan
Shame
that would have required some writing talent
I think it could be a fun thing if they didn't try to cram in garbage like Vader vs Kenobi rematch or the absolutely unneccessary unbearable inquistor B-Plot. Like. Yeah. I'd take some slight retcons for interactions that are as fun as the beginning of episode 3 where he accidentally names her Leia infront of Troopers. But so far they've been using Leia as a sort of writer's mouthpiece. I'm fully expecting a hamfisted Prequel quote from Padme to show up at the end because they don't write characters. They write themselves as if they inhabited the character's body.
In the books that Disney made non-canon they had a book series and a one book novel called the Last Jedi. It was about a Padawan who left the Jedi order. He was a rival of Anakin Skywalker. His name was Ferus Olin. In the series Inquisitors are introduced, they are out looking for children with force abilities. Vader has them looking because he knew Padme was pregnant as Anakin, and obviously wanted to know if she gave birth. Ferus contacts Obi-Wan on tattooine and explains what's happening. He learns an Inquisitor is heading for Polis Massa where Padme gave birth. Obi-Wan leaves Tattooine to stop them from learning the truth. Obi-Wan ends up killing a Inquisitor and this starts a obsession with Vader about Padme and Obi-Wan. If Disney had ANY BRAINS, THEY'D HAVE USED THESE BOOKS AS A BLUEPRINT! These books were far more entertaining than any of the shit they've created! What Disney did? They completely destroyed the franchise! Even screwing their own stories.
Lucasfilm needs an ENEMA!
>Lucasfilm needs an ENEMA!
Kek
Obi-Wan KINObi
What was with the awkward one-armed lightsaber chopping?
isn't that Vader's style since he's got a John McCain situation with the heavy armor?
Maybe, but I don't remember his off hand being awkwardly stiff
It makes sense though, I mean the guy is half droid making him stronger by default so why wouldn't he just lazily use brute force in duels? Especially derisively against opponents with skill. Being a hate monger it's in character.
The sabre battle in Ep 4 they held sabres two handed, Lucas based the fight on Jap samurai shit like Kurosawa films.
Ep 5 Vader held sabre one handed, and apparently Lucas was livid when he saw the rough footage of it, but it makes sense if you want to think that Vader was cocky against a literal kid with little to no training.
The only fighter I remember using a single hand was Dooku. He was supposed to look like a fencer
Makes sense as Christopher Lee was an old school aristocrat type character actor and fencing suits his look.
Vader held his sabre one handed in his fight with Luke in ESB, at least initially he did, then two handed as he got angrier.
You'd think he'd go at the guy who fucked his shit up with both hands but nope.
I understood it like Vader didn't take Luke seriously and only used his two hands once shit got serious.
Solution: Vader was wacked out of his mechanical gourd that day from shooting too many Sith drugs so all he could muster in as he was tripp'n was a stiff couple of saber smacks because all he could focus on was not throwing up in his helmet
Vader has always just been pure brute force once he became a paraplegic, even before yensid
He knows he's a total chad now and obi is out of shape so isn't even trying
Nice cosplay
if only Disnyney would be this much passionate
fanfilm-tier....
nah this was bad
and leaving the lightsaber on while being flung away is a good way to accidentally chop yourself in half
It's so noticeable that they are in the pavilion at the studio. Wow this is a disgrace!
why does this look so utterly cheap and lazy?
>dat bonk at 0:08
literal trash, effects/lighting terrible. acting is poor also. vader looks like a geriatric retard and obiwans 'unpracticed old man' is unconvincing. /s
These attacks looks so weightless and shit.
Remember how manbabies pretended the prequel fights weren't good? This Disney garbage was made specifically for you. Only on Disney+ for the cheap price of 9.99$ a month 😉
>Puts the $ after the number like an absolute moron
The prequel fights are extremely terrible and overcordianted and don’t look real at all. They are hitting each others weapons on purpose, these fights are terrible to in the same exact way. Look how Vader is smacking the lightsaber instead of just hitting his body lol
Holy shit that’s what the fight looks like? That fan edit of the right in ep 4 looks better
There is something wrong in the world. You can't see it but you can feel it. deep in your soul. This show is like a portal to the lower world, a world of material, hyper rationality, and equations. Where is the art? Where is the emotion? Where are the things that are on high?
This show is a debasement, souless and incompetent, it could have only been made by someone who hates Star Wars and the characters. It might even have been made by a machine or worse an Asian.
Answer this question then /tv
Feels like you take a poop, go for a wipe, and it's clean. Magical.
Do you think Jedi ever used the Force to message their prostates so they could have a good Force poop?
>that coy look
bags of sand
salty milk and coins
it's like when you get a (you)
>fix
been on epstein's island
>Then slowly opens her robe
I think I'm done. I enjoyed the Mandalorian, and held some faint glimmer of hope for other TV shows, but I was clearly retarded for even considering it. At this point, I wish I could just never see nor hear anything about Star Wars ever again, and peacefully forget the series ever existed.
Btw if the leaks are true, the black american lgbt not a black token character will spare obiwan and redeem herself at the end of the show. Just you wait. She will be the one protecting Luke and Leia at the end while the white man goes into hiding again.
have the leaks been true so far?
Outside of a few facts like Anakin getting put into the suit looking like it really hurt him being wrong yeah overall it's correct. They even said way beforehand that Obi Wan would burn himself on the ground because of Vader.
Yes
YOUZ DA FORZ LUKK
DEY HEA
I-I'M KNEELING MUH QUEEN!
Gave most of the marvel show a chance. For some reason ALL of them were about the women.
>uhhh guys, lets make a call back to Jabiim and even though TCW basicallt retconned that
I fucking hate how they reference shit from source material they scrapped
Can we please get some Goongas in this show for old times' sake
I can't describe how much I hate garden gnomes and blacks my /misc/bros.
They destroy everything
Do you hate them, hate them, with green eggs and ham?
Do you hate them, in a house?
Do you hate them, with a mouse?
Yes I hate them and their house of mouse!
god i hope they turn the show into just about this female moron, would truly trigger the nuwars cuck fanboys. they'll probably end up having the moron sith as the 'Real Obiwan' like they did with Rey being the 'Real Skywalker'. Shits fucked up
why do you shit eaters even watch disney. I wouldn't know this garbage existed if it wasn't posted here
These people pretend to be superior to consoomers while watching nothing but starshit and capeshit
>Reva
>Leia
>Vader
Now you do plan to have some Obi-Wan in this, in this show, right?
Um this is Reva’s story chud
>we resist
so?
>We resist
Consum product and get excited for next product
>we resist
Yeah until China comes along.
>Announcing the new Star Wars anthology show: Bossk!
>So excited to see [heretofore unheard of minority character]'s story unfold in this new show 🙂
when will it stop
>disney bossk show
>half of the runtime is about aurra sing
>bossk is now sad, depressed and cant catch bounties without help of his non-white human sassy protege
Obi Wan approves REEEva
D-don't worry bros it'll all be worth it for the kino Obi-Wan and Anakin fight scene right?