It just gets worse and worse.

It just gets worse and worse.

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    this episode was literally the only good one
    if anything this is a step in the right directions
    all episodes except the finally will probably suck though

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's literally nothing you will enjoy.
    have a nice day now and save everyone around you the trouble. This episode was fine.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm enjoying a shitload of stuff every season retard. Stop consuming trash only because it has a logo of something you liked 20 years ago.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he finds his will to live in man baby shows and toys
      There is nothing in the entertainment industry I’ll ever enjoy again, hurry that’s ok, because I ignore garden gnomes, go outside and have sex 🙂

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not going to watch this shit and I hate starwars.
    Tell me about the episode.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you people even like star wars?
    feels like I'm the only one

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes. The Ot, og version. The rest is garbage and didn't need to exist

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Real star wars as in george stuff, yes I do like it. This absolute trash ain't star wars (or good)

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >prequelshit
        >Real SW

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love Jedi Knight

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jedi Academy best Star Wars game ever made

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hell yeah.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's KOTOR

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jedi Academy best Star Wars game ever made

        For me it's KOTOR

        listen up noobs, here's the best sw games

        >rogue leader - rogue squadron 2
        >kotor (especially taris, the first planet you explore)
        >jedi academy
        >shadows of the empire

        that is all

        honorable mention for sw: squadrons and battlefront 2 but they have some stupid woke crap in them

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no mention of Republic Commando
          nah.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The game would instantly be a 10/10 if it had actually multiplayer co-op and a final boss.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Its a bad 3 hour long game. Good aesthetics and soundtrack/VA, but that's about it.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            oh forgot that, yep, add it to the list
            maybe sw rebellion too

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Throw in Empire at War and you got it right, with Kotor being the top of the pile

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I didn't put them in any order

            >empire at war
            I never got to play that, seems like star wars rebellion?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Kotor being the top of the pile
            nah
            kotor nails the world building and atmosphere, but doesn't replicate any of the other aspects of starwars

            jedi academy has the best lightsabers
            rogue leader has the best spaceship missions from the films
            shadows feels like a (not) han solo game with enough speeder bikes, snowspeeders, turret aiming and flying to cover near everything
            republic commando covers the clones

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          ah shit, forgot sw pod racer

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          X-wing was one of the bests. It actually let you war in the stars. Flying all the rebel fighters in squadrons doing bombing runs on star destroyers or imperial convoys was kino as fuck. Could actually do the death star trench run or blast ties to protect transports. TIE fighter was also pretty great. They need a new star wars flight sim.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            too old

            >They need a new star wars flight sim.
            they did one, it was quite good, however I wish it didn't focus on the sequel trilogy world and didn't have a gay tie fighter pilot, but other than that, as a game it's good

            still rogue leader is superior because of the authenticity, range of ships, and actually looking like the films

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              no other game lets you blow up both death stars

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            nah academy wins just because you can gut that fagg kyle like a fish

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Outcast has a better story
            but both games are fucking top dollar

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            outcast doesn't even have dual sabers

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >outcast doesn't even have dual sabers

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          unleashed?
          never played it, seemed "extreme" to appeal to 8 year olds

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's good

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Caravan of Courage is the only good Star Wars thing ever made

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Based

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disney Wars is not Star Wars.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Star Wars needs to go away for another 30 years minimum

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lucas is going to buy the thing again and troll everyone

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I WISH HE WOULD! FIRST THING.... FIRE THAT SKANK KATHLEEN KENNEDY! AKA Slobba the Slut!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like the original trilogy, even a lot of parts of the prequels and some of the games.
      But the sequels and all the shows are garbage. I don't get why they have to stick with the EP1-9 timeframe when the games have already introduced way more interesting pasts and conflicts.
      Even shit like a documentary about all the flaura and fauna in Star Wars would be more interesting than all the recent shit.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Episode 7-9 are garbage and are NOT considered canon among Star Wars fans who know what Lucas was doing. Episode 7-9 was a agenda based pile of shit! The Farts are female! Kathleen Kennedy's t-shirt. It now reads Kathy's Farts are a joke and so are her movies!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's exactly why they dislike mouse shit. They do.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      they all left for r*ddit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yes just not the Disney shit

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to, then Lucas fucked it up and Disney killed it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I like Star Wars before Disney, Kathleen Kennedy, JJ Abrams, Rian little Johnson, and Chuck "the suck" Wendick got ahold of it. Kennedy's agenda and IGNORANCE destroyed the franchise. Having Pablow Hidalgo as the Star Wars "historian"? I saw one his 20 Q's at a comic-con. He KNEW NOTHING! His knowledge of Star Wars is comparable to asking a mentally challenged person how solve trigonometry or algebraic equations. In other words he has NO FUCKING IDEA what he's doing or talking about! Kathleen Kennedy, if she hadn't sucked off one of the biggest producers in Hollywood, she'd still be turning tricks on Hollywood and Vine.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, fuck anything besides OT and PT (but that gets pass only because its kinda cute)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rebels and the badbatch are cool but and i like the Mandalorian don't give a shit about Asoka just want to know what happened to Ezra

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        > just want to know what happened to Ezra
        choked on thrawns blue cock
        his cold, lifeless, cum-dumpstered body was dumped into the cold vacuum of space

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Everything you mentioned? None of it is cool. None of it is good. It's literally grade A garbage, son. I am diagnosing you with a disease - it's called Shit-Taste, Cuck and Onions Boyitis.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          you have Cinemaphile level taste anon

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Disney Wars is just a bad fan fiction at this point i feel bad for the one who still had hope in this franchise

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >stormtroopers are looking for a jedi who is in the area
    >they dont recognize the jedi even though he is sitting with them in a truck cause he gives a fake story?
    also
    >obi wan and leia get stopped at a checkpoint
    >stormtrooper has gun pointed at obi wan as they get out of the truck
    >obi wan gets face scanned by probe
    >obi wan pulls out blaster, shoots probe, then shoots stormtrooper who suddenly isnt pointing a gun at obi wan anymore
    >some more shit happens, everything is fine
    complete garbage. this episode had 4 credited writers. this is the best they came up with?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >4 writers
      when are garden gnomes gonna learn that when it comes to writing less is more

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watching an ages later spinoff of shitty unnecessary prequels to a 50 yo series
    >It just gets worse and worse.
    You don't say

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will literally never watch so much as an episode of nuWars.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Besides Mandalorian of course

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mandalorian is shit and you know it. By comparison to the other Woke Wars shit then, sure it is a fucking "masterpiece".

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmfao based Elijah

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        We kneel to Elijah

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        top kek

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao based Frodo

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        This trilogy has one place in lore. The TOILET! FLUSH THIS SHIT!

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >constantly frowning
    >people are not all good leia
    almost yelling at a kid, this isn't the obi wan I knew

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      that's my main problem with this show. obi wan does not act like obi wan at all, i get hes supposed to be bitter and depressed but he would still be a smart ass. he'd still make snide remarks, maybe even moreso

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah we need more quipping in Star Wars

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          obi-wan was obi-wan since a new hope you fucking zoomer, long before marvel's quip quips. its part of his character and always has been

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            What is one snide remark he made in the original trilogy?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >Who's the more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the master.
              >Only a master of evil, Darth.
              All the years spending his time with sandmorons only must have taken a toll on his puns

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Meanwhile Vader's confused for a moment thinking about the fact that his apparently senile former mentor just called him Darth like it's his first name

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was in a freaking clone war and cracking jokes every two seconds
        he was still cheery but stoic in ep4
        but in every episode of this, he acts like someone's ran over his dog

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but in every episode of this, he acts like someone's ran over his dog
          They did?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            did I miss something?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >but in every episode of this, he acts like someone's ran over his dog
          They ran over his dog, turned his best friend against him to the point he tried to murder him and was forced to, in his view, kill his best friend. Everything he ever worked for in his whole life was destroyed and all his friends and family at the Jedi temple were murdered, again, by his former best friend that they turned on him.

          Frankly he should be more depressed.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars hasn't been good since 1983.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Star Wars was never good.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Star Wars hasn't been good since 1980
      Fix'd that for you. ESB was the only actual good SW movie, everything else ranges from shit to mediocre at best

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    LoL at all you cry babies and yet you'll watch every episode.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      we do it for ewan and hayden
      doesn't mean we have to enjoy the show

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we watch gay porn for the story and camera work
        >doesn't mean we have to enjoy the buggery

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You see people who watch a whole run and say "oh it's sucked since season 2" just give it up. I quit shows after 2 poor episodes in a row.
            Obi wan is a bit cheesy in parts but it's Disney.

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              im not watching a second season of this

              I will watch mandalorian s3 until that gets ruined
              skipping boba s2
              not watching andor
              not watching asohka
              not watching vader or any other series they make

              >Obi wan is a bit cheesy in parts but it's Disney.
              I dont mind that, it's the stupid plot that doesn't even fit with the original trilogy
              leia's hologram message to kenobi is broken
              all of the lines between obi wan and vader in anh are broken

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Boba already ruined Mando s3

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >leia's hologram message to kenobi is broken
                It is what it is, she only had a moment to send a message not recap all the crazy capers they got up to.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                She had time to remind Obi-Wan of his friendship to her father though? Lol. Kenobi writers are literally coming to Cinemaphile to cope

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >When I first met you I was but a learner
                >Then I chased you around for a bit and was still learning, but steadily improving
                >Now I am the master

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                how disney writers think

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody watches these shows, reminder euphoria is more popular than the mandalorian

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get the confrontation, which is most likely just a tease for the big fight in the last episode
    >everyone's seething
    What were you expecting, Disney to blow their entire load halfway through the season?

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The VFX looks a lot better in the BOBF and Mandalorian.

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    After the last fight scene which wasn’t that long ago given Luke’s age you can tell they didn’t do nearly as much training as they did in the ep 3. It’s like they gave them sticks and said slap them together and pretend to fight.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      so they actually had an epic fight and retconned the lines from ANH?
      it was expected but still...

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >They did not fight like, say, episode 1. Obi-wan is old. Vader just beat his ass down.
        that means vader overpowered him and his lines in ANH dont make any sense

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          They’ll fight again.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >There doesn't need to be coreography when it's just an old man barely staying alive for five minutes.
        Vader looked like a chump though. All of his attacks looked weightless and kind of bad. Dude is way way older in RotJ and makes a better performance there.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >beating the shit out of Obi-wan
        >"when I left you I was but the learner. Now, I am the master"
        what was vader learning here? seems like he won the fight pretty easily

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          they will subvert your expectation by showing how in just 3 eps kenobi reconnected with the force, trained a bit and then btfo vader while also set it up as if he's dead now so vader will no longer look for him in the remaining 8 years

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This series has cemented it for me that most of us writers will just do anything for the money.
    The whole thing reeks of product.
    Creating these things used to start from creativity, passion and 'a reason' for a story, now making of movie begins from the market POV, and writers will take any job they can - even if it means to follow just checkbox notes made by producers.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    New weben?

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just dont understand who greenlit this writing? Its literally made so bad Im speachless
    >send 3 drones
    >drones somehow find kenobi in a whole planet as he passes through a checkpoint
    >a bit of fire blocks vader from killing his greatest enemy
    Its so fucking bad bros its literally written for kids lmao

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >its literally written for kids lmao
      it's written for mentally disabled kids

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wait isn’t his suit literally made with fire protection?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You would think a suit resistant to blasters (which shoot hot plasma) would be you know, heat resistant.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          BUT DISNEY CANON HAS NEVER BEEN CONTRADICTED BEFORE???? SAVE ME FILONIIII! I'M ONE OF THE FILONI, AND THE FILONI IS WITH ME

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he used his brain to think
        There is your first problem with this series. It should've been very apparent by end of episode 1 that you need to turn your brain off and enjoy the fan service

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah I'm pretty sure we have seen jedi use the force to blow fire away.

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >watches trailer
    "Oh no this will be so bad"
    >watches few minutes of first episode
    "Oh no it's so bad!?
    >watches first episode
    "Oh no it's so bad!"
    >watches and then rewatches every single episode of every single season for years on end, buys all the merchandise
    "Oh no it's so bad!"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Stockholm syndrome consumers, IP whores and franchisetards are the problem

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the environments feel so empty? like zero soul
    Also reva just teleported to the end of a hidden tunnel system

    what a mess

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      the environments in this were basic, but nothing that good music couldn't fix

      unfortunately they forgot to hire a composer

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      because it’s all a sound stage with 2D images projected behind the actors.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Asian dark moron has surpassed the moron dark moron as the worst actor. Both horrible and make me cringe with their dialogue. I cannot believe adults wrote this.

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >criticize shitty villain
    >get called racist
    Man Disney is genius

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would like it, if it wasn't 80% Leia with a child actress that can barely walk and talks like she is 2 years old.

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    they did get ONE thing right
    darth vader's helmet and outfit look much better than the skinny shitty one from the end of episode 3

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you fucking kidding that episode was off the chain.

    Vader was made to be the properly scary, child murdering psychopath he is. Obiwan getting flogged by Vader was great, and the acting from Ewan McGregor when he was being beaten down was excellent. He played the frail old man very well.

    Great episode. The Empire loving truck driver was good value as well.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Obiwan getting flogged by Vader was great
      it was retarded cause vader could have used force choke anytime in ep3 against obi wan, or anh, but didn't

      obi wan should have been yelling at the burns, and his robes should have caught fire

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >moron Sith: "I will get what is owed to me!"
      >Asian Sith: "No it is owed to me!"
      >moron Sith: "No, me! And I don't care how many crackas I haffta kill to get it!"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that Obi-Wan said he hasn't been using the force, or even training says a lot. In books and in Lucas' lore, the "Force" is like a muscle, even like your arms or legs. If you don't use them they atrophy. Become weak and useless. Obi-Wan lost his mind from guilt, pain, etc. IF this is now Canon, his lack of training and Force usage, Vader should have whipped his ass. Obi-Wan obviously has become weak. Or weaker. Vader has kept training, fighting, learning, where as Obi-Wan has become a hermit. Worried only about Luke. Is it perfect, no, but I'm hoping they don't shit the bed with the end.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >but I'm hoping they don't shit the bed with the end.
        anon, I have bad news.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    just finished downloading ep3 and about to watch kek

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      OMG IT WAS SO BAD JUST SHITTY WRITING

      apparently they are using three super long lightsabers to make fucking gates now? why didn't Obi-wan just walk around the gate???

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Leia gonna be in every episode or are they finally done with her?

  27. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was honestly the best episode and that is very very sad. I literally do not understand why Obi Wan would kneel to a few fucking Stormtroopers out of all things. So he can use a handgun just fine but somehow he lost his way on how to use the single thing he was trained with since he was a toddler? Vader is also baffling. Apparently he is strong enough to use the force grabbing a space ship towards him in Rogue One but Obi Wan who is 5 meters away he just can't get because the force is female or what? The retarded /misc/cel theory on why Leia doesn't know Obi Wan also is moot now since she heard his name in this episode. Fuck Inqusitors. One of the most laughable things about the Disney canon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Apparently he is strong enough to use the force grabbing a space ship towards him in Rogue One
      Vader scenes in Rogue One are retarded fanservice

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        THIS WHOLE SERIES IS RETARDED FANSERVICE WHAT DO YOU MEAN

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          But Rogue One is worse. It has even more fanservice than TFA

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            As someone that thinks that 99% of DisneyWars is total dog shit, Rogue One is unironically kino and the best SW product out there

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Still the biggest amount of fanservice in any Disney Wars

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're all shitty fanservice what the fuck are you talking about. The whole Leia = Padme subplot, the Vader rematch(es) and the Filoniverse tie ins are nothing but meaningless fanservice stretched to six hours.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Apparently he is strong enough to use the force grabbing a space ship towards him in Rogue One but Obi Wan who is 5 meters away he just can't get because the force is female or what?
      I think he had a bit of a PTSD moment with the fire. Probably also was questioning wtf he was doing after burning Obi-wan. Maybe he found that revenge didn't feel as good as he thought.

      >The retarded /misc/cel theory on why Leia doesn't know Obi Wan also is moot now since she heard his name in this episode.
      Idk wtf you're on about here, Leia knows Obi-wan by name and says as much in Episode IV.

  28. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Was the mole guy voiced by Seth Rogan? Holy crap that was terrible, it literally sounded like he phoned his lines in from while simultaneously rage posting on twitter from a coffee shop.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thought it was too but no it was Zach Braff.

  29. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Thought it was a massive improvement tbh especially the direction. Was convinced it was a different director but no still Chow. Wonder why she fucked up the first two so bad.
    Continuity is fucked but whatever that's been fucked since the prequels so it's churlish to moan about it now.

  30. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >any and all criticism of the token nig inquisitor is simply handwaved away as "you're just racist"
    She's literally the worst kind of mary-sue but oh no, don't say anything bad or criticize her in any way or else your a racist

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is she a Mary Sue? She's blatantly retarded and her only success has been cornering a child. She's 100% getting killed by Vader.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She SOMEHOW knows exactly which house to go into

        exactly which area inside the house that is COINCIDENTALLY hiding a secret lever, which reveals the hide out

        Oh and she JUST HAPPENS to go to the exact location where the pilot was waiting at the end of the tunnel despite no hint anywhere at all.

        It's all fucking bullshit

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Oh and she JUST HAPPENS to go to the exact location where the pilot was waiting at the end of the tunnel despite no hint anywhere at all.
          Yeah that part was retarded and made absolutely no sense. How the fuck did she get past Leia and to the other end? Were Leia and her friend taking the scenic route?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          She also got Obi Wan out of his hiding. She knew how to get him out but somehow Vader didn't and just spend 10 years fucking around like a retard. This series is so badly written and contrived it's hilarious.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's called the force chud

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'm a racist but I'm not criticizing her because I'm a racist, just because she's a bad character.
      This could be true, anon, but it makes you look disingenuous.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Disney jumped in first by assuming racism out of any dissent

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Tough guy racist who hate annoying female characters
      >Posts picture of anime girl #45667567465 from some post-90's moe anime.

      Pot, meet kettle!

  31. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Rogue One is complete dogshit.

  32. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >We have to get him to Jabiim
    Are they going to make any call-backs to the Dark Horse comics? Or is Jabiim established differently in nu-canon?

  33. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's all so predictable

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The real life drama is somehow more entertaining than the show.

  34. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the voice of Darth was fucking excellent, I remember seeing rogue1 and thinking man he sounds so old,they probably used AI.

    anything that has Darth Vader in it gets a 11/10 from me

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      they credit james earl jones in this
      probably got him to do the delivery for the lines over the phone and then deepfaked it to match the original trilogy

      >suspend disbelief
      it is the job of the writers to entrance the audience into suspending disbelief by establishing rules of the fictional world and following them to reinforce the illusion for the duration of the show
      because you keep breaking your own rules, you broke the illusion

  35. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    SIGH

    Somehow Quinlan Vos returned

    And he's a good friend now

  36. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It worse than The Last Jedi and Book of Boba Fett cant believe shills are defending this crap

  37. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did you fill out your bingo card?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      You forgot the your a retard spot!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Might need to check up your illiteracy by a doctor, anon

  38. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"how could we ever make it around this wall of fire?"

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >"maybe they don't remember us showing the quarry walls are 5ft high 30 seconds earlier"

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        V-V-Vader got PTSD alright?! Ignore that in Disney canon his suit is resistant to any heat and he lives on a lava planet! Consooooom and get excited!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So hold up... Obi-Wan gets fucking dragged through fire for what seemed like a good couple minutes and all he got was a... slightly burnt arm?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        the force™

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        the writers of this show are really stupid, people get 3rd degree burns in far less time

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I have no fucking clue.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Isn't vader mostly metal? Why can't he just walk through that? Or is the emperor gonna complain about his tailored cape getting burned?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        his torso and head are still organic. he would get cooked inside that suit

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          His suit is heat resistant.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            You could walk through that in a pair of jeans

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          bro lives in a fucking volcano castle.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both vader and the stormtroopers should be able to handle a few minutes in fire based on their suits alone. And Vader should be able to use the force to quell flames near him. But of course, on screen the suits are portrayed as the useless plastic junk they may as not be wearing.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Obi gets dragged away by a women, thereby saving him.

      So...a women, dragging a full grown man, several hundred yards, couldn't be caught by darth vader and scores of stormtroopers, who couldn't, it seems, just step around the fire?

  39. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why does it look so bad?
    I thought disney had lots of money

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They know they don't have to put in care because they can deflect criticism to racist sperg outs and their loyal shills will gobble up any garbage if it means getting more fanservice.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think they're haemorrhaging money which is why every Disney+ show looks like a CW pissfest, and besides people lap this shit up like pigs at the trough

  40. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why did everyone teleport in this episode?
    Why do all inquisitors act and speak like children?
    Why is Leia so cute?

  41. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >one handed sabre battle
    Lucas is spinning in his grave

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Lucas is a gay who sold his soul and his creation for money. He's like moot if moot was actually worth anything at all and deserves scorn

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >take IP with you to the grave
        >family digs it back out and sells it anyway
        look at Tolkien anon

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          God I wish IPs would become public domain once the creator has died or 50 years have passed

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only character on there who doesn’t look like complete horse shit is Galadriel

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is why, among, other reasons, it's important to cultivate strong relationships with your children
          >Christopher hero worships JRR
          >spends most of his life preserving his father's work
          >Christopher has strained relationship with son Simon
          >Simon sells his grandfather's work down the river as soon as Christopher dies

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Own IP until death
          >Have a death clause that the IP becomes public domain when dead
          Is this the chad move?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            undeniably.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lucas selling it is on toxic fans that harassed him for the prequels thinking it couldn`t get any worse. They were wrong.

        God I wish IPs would become public domain once the creator has died or 50 years have passed

        There are tons of SW fan films everywhere and a fair share of those are better than what Disney makes officially anyways. I do agree with you though...

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Their rematch looks like a shitty fan film fight in the desert.
      If you're going to retcon the OT at least try to make it looks good. Glad i'm not watching this shit.

  42. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is he okay?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      45 minutes in the bacta tank and he'll be good as new

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilites some consider to be unnatural and bacta

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He'll get spider legs like Maul

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Good news my emperor, one of your troopers got cut in half!
      >Ahhh, now with proper cybernetic rehabilitation I shall have TWO troopers!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What Tiberian Sun cutscene is this?

  43. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's crazy to me is that there is so much material to work from, a literal entire universe of amazing stories, films, books, comics and even games they could use as a foundation to adapt a great TV series, and they still shit the bed somehow.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Huge companies are risk-averse. It's far safer to write stories that explain every minute of a well-liked character's life than make up a brand new character and follow them; and even IF they made a new character, it would have to have cameos from well-known people.

      It's just so lazy and boring.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kathleen Kennedy through all that out

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >through
        THREW
        you illiterate burger!

  44. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Stormtroopers chilling out being a bit casual in the back of the truck was pretty comfy

  45. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >kill grand inquisitor a year before Rebels even starts

    ????????????? why is no one talking about this?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      maybe it was his brother

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      No one dies in Star Wars any more.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just think of all the Force ghosts floating around because of Alderaan

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The opening scene of episode 3 was literally "Yes. He is dead. Deal with it, Chuds."

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because he obviously isn't dead dumb dumb.
      I can imagine him showing up back in EP 4 or 5 announcing the betrayal. If you go back and look at one of the teasers, you can see her fighting back against some blasts where their HQ is.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      He will probably just show up towards the end all fine and dandy so it fits with "le canon". Disney is afraid of killing someone who isn't an OT character off. I'd be fine with Filoni getting a piece of his own medicine where his garbage gets blatantly contradicted.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >episode 3 overtly confirms his death
      >first two seasons of Rebels is just noncanon now
      >the live action asokha show is a sequel to Rebels

      what a fucking mickey mouse mess wow

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >tfw when you head is too short so you turn to the dark side

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's what happens when you hand over a billion dollar franchise to an ignorant broad who couldn't find her own ass with 2 hands and a map! Hiring a MORON like her, it destroyed the franchise. Pablow Hidalgo being the Star Wars "Historian"? Another great step in flushing this franchise down the shitter! Had Disney fired this bitch after the last jerkoff was made, maybe they could have salvaged it. Nah, let's destroy decades of storylines, books, incredible amounts of information and history. Why? Disney can do better! Yep you idiots can't even have continuity from one movie to another, let alone an entire franchise! What a fucking joke!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this chick's mascara is a little runny

  46. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    OBI WAN HAS A BROTHER NOW!!!

    So convenient, imagine the opportunities they will also ruin.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ahsoka will train him in her show. I can feel it

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ahsoka will fuck him in her show. I can feel it.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Ahsoka
          >Not a dyke
          >Not getting Mara Jade who is black now
          Lol

  47. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is the empire full of assholes again?

  48. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    *schwing*

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flashlight Commercial

  49. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the hell did Reva get to the end of the tunnel before Leia did, and how did the smuggler lady go back through the tunnel without running into Reva? It literally makes no sense

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >How the hell did Reva get to the end of the tunnel before Leia did
      force teleport
      >and how did the smuggler lady go back through the tunnel without running into Reva?
      could be explained by it not being a single tunnel but a network, still retarded though

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of the leaks said Reva figured out Leia's position through fucking with her droid. Could be an inconsistency caused by editing/re-writes.

  50. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mando S1 was the only good Star Wars since Clone Wars (not counting the "final season")

  51. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    are there gonna be plush toys of baby leia too?
    asking for my mom

  52. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the music is the worst
    royalty free elevator shit without any scope and gravitas
    what the fuck?
    I have never heard such a bland score

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      this. felt like I was sitting in a dealership lobby the whole time.

  53. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What have i missed this week on tv.4chins? What are we bitching about now?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      black evil Rey

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao holy shit it makes sense now. Kween Inquisitor is just Sith Rey. It explains how she just seemingly knows fucking everything from the start

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blackagar Boltagon made a cameo appearance in Obi-Wan

  54. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Obi-wan has to find a captured Leia
    >Why/how was she captured? Who cares
    >Leia is already a sassy “boss babe”
    >A large part of the episode is Obi-wan on an Escort Mission with an NPC
    Who the fuck did the hire to write this trash?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Could have had Leia learn to be sassy from Obi-Wan
      Shame

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        that would have required some writing talent

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think it could be a fun thing if they didn't try to cram in garbage like Vader vs Kenobi rematch or the absolutely unneccessary unbearable inquistor B-Plot. Like. Yeah. I'd take some slight retcons for interactions that are as fun as the beginning of episode 3 where he accidentally names her Leia infront of Troopers. But so far they've been using Leia as a sort of writer's mouthpiece. I'm fully expecting a hamfisted Prequel quote from Padme to show up at the end because they don't write characters. They write themselves as if they inhabited the character's body.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        In the books that Disney made non-canon they had a book series and a one book novel called the Last Jedi. It was about a Padawan who left the Jedi order. He was a rival of Anakin Skywalker. His name was Ferus Olin. In the series Inquisitors are introduced, they are out looking for children with force abilities. Vader has them looking because he knew Padme was pregnant as Anakin, and obviously wanted to know if she gave birth. Ferus contacts Obi-Wan on tattooine and explains what's happening. He learns an Inquisitor is heading for Polis Massa where Padme gave birth. Obi-Wan leaves Tattooine to stop them from learning the truth. Obi-Wan ends up killing a Inquisitor and this starts a obsession with Vader about Padme and Obi-Wan. If Disney had ANY BRAINS, THEY'D HAVE USED THESE BOOKS AS A BLUEPRINT! These books were far more entertaining than any of the shit they've created! What Disney did? They completely destroyed the franchise! Even screwing their own stories.
        Lucasfilm needs an ENEMA!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Lucasfilm needs an ENEMA!
          Kek

  55. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obi-Wan KINObi

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was with the awkward one-armed lightsaber chopping?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        isn't that Vader's style since he's got a John McCain situation with the heavy armor?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe, but I don't remember his off hand being awkwardly stiff

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It makes sense though, I mean the guy is half droid making him stronger by default so why wouldn't he just lazily use brute force in duels? Especially derisively against opponents with skill. Being a hate monger it's in character.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe, but I don't remember his off hand being awkwardly stiff

          It makes sense though, I mean the guy is half droid making him stronger by default so why wouldn't he just lazily use brute force in duels? Especially derisively against opponents with skill. Being a hate monger it's in character.

          The sabre battle in Ep 4 they held sabres two handed, Lucas based the fight on Jap samurai shit like Kurosawa films.
          Ep 5 Vader held sabre one handed, and apparently Lucas was livid when he saw the rough footage of it, but it makes sense if you want to think that Vader was cocky against a literal kid with little to no training.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only fighter I remember using a single hand was Dooku. He was supposed to look like a fencer

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Makes sense as Christopher Lee was an old school aristocrat type character actor and fencing suits his look.
              Vader held his sabre one handed in his fight with Luke in ESB, at least initially he did, then two handed as he got angrier.
              You'd think he'd go at the guy who fucked his shit up with both hands but nope.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I understood it like Vader didn't take Luke seriously and only used his two hands once shit got serious.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Solution: Vader was wacked out of his mechanical gourd that day from shooting too many Sith drugs so all he could muster in as he was tripp'n was a stiff couple of saber smacks because all he could focus on was not throwing up in his helmet

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Vader has always just been pure brute force once he became a paraplegic, even before yensid

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        He knows he's a total chad now and obi is out of shape so isn't even trying

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice cosplay
      if only Disnyney would be this much passionate

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      fanfilm-tier....

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      nah this was bad
      and leaving the lightsaber on while being flung away is a good way to accidentally chop yourself in half

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's so noticeable that they are in the pavilion at the studio. Wow this is a disgrace!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      why does this look so utterly cheap and lazy?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dat bonk at 0:08

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      literal trash, effects/lighting terrible. acting is poor also. vader looks like a geriatric retard and obiwans 'unpracticed old man' is unconvincing. /s

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      These attacks looks so weightless and shit.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember how manbabies pretended the prequel fights weren't good? This Disney garbage was made specifically for you. Only on Disney+ for the cheap price of 9.99$ a month 😉

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Puts the $ after the number like an absolute moron

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        The prequel fights are extremely terrible and overcordianted and don’t look real at all. They are hitting each others weapons on purpose, these fights are terrible to in the same exact way. Look how Vader is smacking the lightsaber instead of just hitting his body lol

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit that’s what the fight looks like? That fan edit of the right in ep 4 looks better

  56. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is something wrong in the world. You can't see it but you can feel it. deep in your soul. This show is like a portal to the lower world, a world of material, hyper rationality, and equations. Where is the art? Where is the emotion? Where are the things that are on high?

    This show is a debasement, souless and incompetent, it could have only been made by someone who hates Star Wars and the characters. It might even have been made by a machine or worse an Asian.

  57. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Answer this question then /tv

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Feels like you take a poop, go for a wipe, and it's clean. Magical.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Do you think Jedi ever used the Force to message their prostates so they could have a good Force poop?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that coy look

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      bags of sand
      salty milk and coins

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's like when you get a (you)

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fix

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      been on epstein's island

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Then slowly opens her robe

  58. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I'm done. I enjoyed the Mandalorian, and held some faint glimmer of hope for other TV shows, but I was clearly retarded for even considering it. At this point, I wish I could just never see nor hear anything about Star Wars ever again, and peacefully forget the series ever existed.

  59. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Btw if the leaks are true, the black american lgbt not a black token character will spare obiwan and redeem herself at the end of the show. Just you wait. She will be the one protecting Luke and Leia at the end while the white man goes into hiding again.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      have the leaks been true so far?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Outside of a few facts like Anakin getting put into the suit looking like it really hurt him being wrong yeah overall it's correct. They even said way beforehand that Obi Wan would burn himself on the ground because of Vader.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

  60. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOUZ DA FORZ LUKK

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      DEY HEA

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I-I'M KNEELING MUH QUEEN!

  61. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gave most of the marvel show a chance. For some reason ALL of them were about the women.

  62. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uhhh guys, lets make a call back to Jabiim and even though TCW basicallt retconned that
    I fucking hate how they reference shit from source material they scrapped

  63. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can we please get some Goongas in this show for old times' sake

  64. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can't describe how much I hate garden gnomes and blacks my /misc/bros.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They destroy everything

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do you hate them, hate them, with green eggs and ham?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes I hate them and their house of mouse!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      god i hope they turn the show into just about this female moron, would truly trigger the nuwars cuck fanboys. they'll probably end up having the moron sith as the 'Real Obiwan' like they did with Rey being the 'Real Skywalker'. Shits fucked up

  65. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    why do you shit eaters even watch disney. I wouldn't know this garbage existed if it wasn't posted here

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      These people pretend to be superior to consoomers while watching nothing but starshit and capeshit

  66. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Reva
    >Leia
    >Vader
    Now you do plan to have some Obi-Wan in this, in this show, right?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Um this is Reva’s story chud

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we resist
        so?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >We resist
        Consum product and get excited for next product

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >we resist
        Yeah until China comes along.

  67. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Announcing the new Star Wars anthology show: Bossk!
    >So excited to see [heretofore unheard of minority character]'s story unfold in this new show 🙂

    when will it stop

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >disney bossk show
      >half of the runtime is about aurra sing
      >bossk is now sad, depressed and cant catch bounties without help of his non-white human sassy protege

  68. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Obi Wan approves REEEva

  69. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    D-don't worry bros it'll all be worth it for the kino Obi-Wan and Anakin fight scene right?

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