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  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do they still have no CG artists?

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m more concerned that the test audience keeps wanting something as generically marvel as possible.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don’t think that’s why it’s getting negative test screenings right now, anon.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Last time I saw someone post a supposed plot summary it had like 3 different plots that had nothing to do with each other so I imagine the test audiences (damn I wish I could be one of them) probably have no idea what's going on. Unironically I think what most people want out of this movie is "Where is Steve" and more bro time with Bucky.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marvel has a fricking hard time finding a test audience that is actually representative. Ant Man Quantumania had good test audience scores...

      Wasn't this movie supposed to have some Israeli superhero? I'm surprised they haven't shelved it completely, but knowing the israelite, they'll push it either way

      Yeah Sabra has been cut.

      it is kind of funny that Falcon and the Winter Soldier originally had a virus plotline and was schedule to come out before Wandavision as the first Disney+ show but had it massively cut because of the pandemic.

      Maybe not every movie and TV show needs to have a multiverse-ending threat. They ever think about that.

      This film actually has The Leader back. It is not multiverse ending.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be fair, test audiences usually see a cut with a bunch of unfinished SFX, and an awful lot of the criticisms of Quantumania come down to effects, like the sheer blandness of the quantum realm or fricking Modok.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Ant Man Quantumania had good test audience scores
        I can see why. A reduced group may have a different opinion after seeing a giant cgi battle than a the general public

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally Brave New World

  4. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    just throw the whole mcu away

    its stupid goofy power rangers shit now, nothing of value

    I say this as a former avid mcuslop consoomer

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Falcon has always come across as the lamest motherfricker on the planet in the comics and in the MCU they didn't even do a good job of showing that Cap and Sam were friends and showing why he should take the mantle at all over Bucky.

      Goofy Power Rangers shit is at least actually kind of fun in cheesy kind of way. I would take Dekaranger or a good Kamen Rider series over the MCU any day.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >why he should take the mantle at all over Bucky
        Yes they did, remember? In Falcon and the Winter Soldier he explained to Bucky that because Sam was black, he deserved the shield... because he had suffered more... than the man who had literally been repeatedly brainwashed/memory wiped and tortured for decades.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Yes they did, remember? In Falcon and the Winter Soldier

          lol no one saw that shit

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Power rangers/sentai/Kamen rider has soul and passion though

        Mcu is just lazy shit meant to check boxes for investors

        I apologize to Scorsese, now thar km free from the Disney matrix I know he's right

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Power rangers/sentai/Kamen rider has soul and passion though
          They may lack the resources and at a glance they look goody, but they are good.

          • 6 months ago
            Anonymous
      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Goofy Power Rangers shit is at least actually kind of fun in cheesy kind of way. I would take Dekaranger or a good Kamen Rider series over the MCU any day.
        Why didn't Disney take advantage of the MMPR series when they had the rights?

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          They hated the franchise. When they obtained it they immediately prepare to cancel it (which is why Wild Force is seen as the finale) but the crew and toy company convince them they could still make the show profitable so Disney gave them another chance, but a couple of years later they had enough and proceeds to sell it.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bro Power Rangers is the fricking bomb. It's been years and they're still winning.

  5. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe not every movie and TV show needs to have a multiverse-ending threat. They ever think about that.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      But this isn't one of those multiverse stories.

  6. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    If Harrison Ford hates acting so much then why does he do it?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      He doesn't hate acting, he hates acting in Star Wars.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only thing Harrison Ford has ever hated in his career is Star Wars.

      Actually this is true about every actor who has ever appeared in Star Wars. You have to be an absolute moron to ever appearing in that shit franchise for other reason that isn't the money.

  7. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Feige bringing a dump truck of money to get Chris Evans back

  8. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >they're making a new captain america movie? but they cut loose captain america
    >oh look black falcon... wait, lol
    lmao even

  9. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's so unbelievably over

  10. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't this movie supposed to have some Israeli superhero? I'm surprised they haven't shelved it completely, but knowing the israelite, they'll push it either way

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      There were plans for a literal "Captain Israel" which I'm sure is going to go over fricking great in light of recent events.

  11. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Falcon's such a fricking snoozefest.... I think we should consider bad writing for black characters a hate crime at this point.

  12. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel is a content factory. Just slops.

  13. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh no

  14. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Captain Obvious here, the reshoots will at the very least open a door to Steve's return. Whether its hinting at it to set up the next slop entry, or outright having him show up, after this string of flops, they're not taking their chances with Anthony Mackie. Cap is back.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'd prefer if they were related to The Green Door and One-Below-All, to act as an easy gateway for replacing Ruffalo with a more competent hulk (no more of this "takes everything lightly and would only get mad at rape accusations" crap)

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do Disney marketers refuse to acknowledge that Bruce's character has gotten this bad?

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      They’re going to add Hulk and make it a team up movie.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Disney has shown itself time and time again to gladly take losing odds if the writing hits the correct morals and the cast is the correct color. They don't care about profit or maintaining IP value.

  15. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    race swap legacy character aside, the best possible Captain America movies have already been made. A WW2 action adventure and a gritty take on the modern American security state and how far we've compromised on founding notions of freedom and non-intervention.
    The best possible FalconCap movie could never be as good as Winter Soldier because a WW2 boy scout traveling forward in time is the perfect character to confront the reality of modern America. You could take a tongue in cheek jingoistic angle but Marvel doesn't have the humor and they'd have Peacemaker to compete with.
    There's no movie here unless it's typical marvel slop. All the good angles on the character are already taken.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      >a gritty take on the modern American security state and how far we've compromised on founding notions of freedom and non-intervention.

      Fricking hell, you people give that movie way more credit than it deserves. a GRITTY take on the American security state? Come on man. "W-Wot if there are bad guys in the government?" Bravo, truly the Parallax View of our generation, Marvel is big boy films after all.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        Calm down, Marty.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Now go home and get your frickin' Funko Box!

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean, in comparison to most of Marvel Winter Soldier is like, the only Marvel film that actually tries to say anything substantive about anything at all. I know that isn't much but like its maybe one of a handful of Marvel films I'd actually recommend.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        My dude, they reacted not with "there are a few bad apples" but "destroy the entire agency and release all the files." That's a pretty fricking radical move.

        • 6 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wow!

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Secret Empire could make for a great film. Steve Rogers returns, and sets up a new security system set-up around him in order to stop a bad guy. In the end he wins, but Falcon or another character realizes that he is set up the villain in the first place. The next film has them trying to convince others to take Captain America down.

      • 6 months ago
        Anonymous

        that's just the security state angle again except Cap takes the role Fury had in the original Winter Soldier.

  16. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Word is test-audiences found the plot too confusing and Marvel also got cold feet about a subplot about countries going to war with each other.

  17. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >THIS time we'll fix it with reshoots and post-production says increasingly nervous Hollywood exec for the n% time

  18. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just glad that marvelgays will maybe have a chance to learn empathy for the dcgays

    I'm also curious if Gunn will manage to pull 2-3 decently performing (critically and financially) in a row out of his ass because then the discourse will REALLY get going

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      What concerns me so far about the upcoming DC films is that Superman: Legacy seems like it might fall into the same damn mistakes that the DCEU already had, with the shoving in of Justice League cameos/side characters they've already announced, and then the fact that Gunn (for some reason) likes Tom King enough to base a movie off of King's Supergirl book.
      But otherwise I've got faith that Gunn's DC will, at the very least, be more competent than the current MCU output.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are there still companygays arguing over movies? I thought everybody was on the same page regarding the faster the entire blockbuster movie industry collapses under it's own weight, the better

  19. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marvelslop is irredeemable garbage but the whole concept of changing a work based on reception by test audiences has always disgusted me. I want filmmakers to commit to a creative vision, audiences be damned. It's immensely funny though that a movie franchise that so desperately seeks to appeal to the lowest common denominator has somehow become incapable of doing just that in spite of relying on test screenings and whatnot.

  20. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    flop after flop

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