It pisses me off that Hollywood is refusing to hire Elizabeth Hurley.

It pisses me off that Hollywood is refusing to hire Elizabeth Hurley.

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fricked Shane Warne
    ew

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. Not even at the peak of his career either, but creepy hair plugs leather skin Shane Warne.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The king of spin? The master of the wrongun? The mister of the flipper?

        It means you had a chance

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No it didn't.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The king of spin? The master of the wrongun? The mister of the flipper?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Shane Warne is a god in any country where cricket is a sport.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Qrd

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >shane warne
        >Steve Bing
        The Hurley curse

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            look at that big israeli coke nose

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Inherit $600 million
          >In less than 40 years have only $300k left
          >Kill self
          >???
          >Profit!

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Reportedly only about $300,000 was left in liquid assets, which Bing wanted to bequeath to the Clinton Foundation

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >leave your life savings to the Clinton Foundation
              >"""commit suicide"""

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He'd already given them millions of his life. It's one of those rare Clinton related suicides that isn't suspicious, the dude was tapped dry. $300k is chump change for them, they have nothing to gain.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Ok mr FBI

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what's worse, fricking shane warne or marrying a poo

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        white women in indian dresses are fricking hot, so I see this as a win

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >frick Liz Hurley
      >die
      Was it worth it?

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She ever went nude ?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only around her son

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She retired

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was in a just before hitting the wall phase twenty years ago. Being a Britbong and a smoker, chances are she's a cryptkeeper now.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      LH at 57

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        G-Grandma, why are you looking at me like that?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How did she defeat the wall despite being used as a public toilet by half the men in England? was she rubbing nut into her skin to absorb youth or what?!

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >half the men in England
          She only bangs billionaires

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      newbie

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why? It doesn't seem like she's auditioning for any roles. Why would she be cast? Does she even want to make movies?

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Old
    Roast
    Flaps

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks so much like Jaqueline Bisset.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      LH at 57

      Thank god she decides the fate of being single.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      mommy

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She amazingly produces so much estrogen that her son even chose to have a feminine look.
    She is pure sex appeal.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't she a super bawd in her time in Hollywood?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you have to ask?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She was fricking Dennis Leary for roles. Dennis Leary. Hard to sink much lower than that

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oh really? Hadn't he fricked Mike Myes and Bill Clinton at some point?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        for sure

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

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