It really wasn't that bad
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After crystal skull I refused to ever see another indiana jones movie.
That's fine, because the new one is worse.
Same, I lost all interest. He was way too old for that one which was over a decade ago. Doing more is just obscene
Obscene was the word. He couldn't even run so they had to do some creative camera work.
compared to the indy movie we just got it was a masterpiece
You are obviously between the ages of 22 and 25
Honestly I liked it but one thing I felt the newest one did better was it made the action feel more weighty and real, I’m not sure why maybe the cgi was a bit too cartoony in this one
The horrible CGI car chases in the new one were some of the dullest action scenes in any film of the last 25 years
Yeah, that's right, lower the bar OP. Lets all be Black person homosexuals. That's what you want, huh.
Overhated as frick. Sure it’s got it’s moments but Cold War era with Russian villains was kino
Take that back.
This has to have been redone with Matt and Trey with Cartman
what'd they do to cartman? i havent watched southpark in 10 years.
Nothing. He's the same but they gave him (another) bad ending in the future, so homosexuals who barely watch the show are seething.
didnt they do that ages ago with the moronic drug episode where cartman's future self was real and the others weren't?
it was funny when stan's parents cut off the actor's hand.
Yep, that's why I said "another". Basically, Future Eric was a good israelite (no, really) but the boys managed to reset the timeline and Cartman ended up being a hobo.
This kills the chud.
>what'd they do to cartman?
they made him go from the spoilt fat kid that gets bullied to like some shit I can't even begin to explain. like you can't even tell me what cartman's character is anymore.
It wasn't good either.
It was a legit Indiana Jones Spielberg movie
Agreed.
Cons
> Shia swinging on vines.
> Fridge survival.
> Cate's death with her eyes bursting into flames was weak.
> Arguably too much CGI (never bothered me)
> Pushed Shia a little too much.
Pros
> Opening in Area 51 was solid.
> Shia was shockingly decent, note the scene with him getting emotional while visiting the asylum cell Oxley stayed in.
> I actually like them switching to a sci-fi mystery to change it up from the previous supernatural elements. Fits the 1950s time frame.
> Cate was a fantastic villain. Her speech to Indy about brainwashing America was great.
> Loved the moment with Indy completely baffled about the skull turning to Shia and saying "What is this thing?", Chilling.
> Good overall mystery
BASED
>I actually like them switching to a sci-fi mystery to change it up from the previous supernatural elements. Fits the 1950s time frame.
this
It shocked at first but I loved it afterwards: it totally fits the tropes associated to 1950s pulp (old-school serials were outclassed by fresher stuff), in the vein of Metal Slug (or Tintin), which embraced space stuff.
Having said that, it was indeed ruined by CGI and just look ugly and soulless, partly bc Ford as just too old.
And if your a conspiracy gay it's got your ancient aliens so your sensibilities are sated.
Nice post.
All good points
It gets complained about a lot but I kinda love that fridge sequence. I think it sets off that we're in for a pretty zany comedic ride and the way Indy comes out of it just looking pissed off is hilarious.
Fridge itself was stupid but the core idea of "how would a guy try to survive if he was randomly stuck in a nuketown while the test was about to go off" is great. You can easily imagine yourself in this situation and it's fun to watch Indy try to get out of it cause he obviously ain't the kind of guy who's just gonna say frick it, give up and watch the atomic sunrise like many of channers would do.
It turns to shit as soon as they go to South America, damn shame because I was really enjoying the Cold War stuff going on in it up until that point.
They should have done a different macguffin like an ancient Russian artifact or something.
i really enjoyed the bit when that bad guy gets eaten by the ants
Fifth movie being worse doesn't make fourth movie better.
Both can be bad.
Honestly it's an acceptable ending to the series in hindsight
Didn't watched dial of destiny yet
Based OP, my Indy trilogy is
>Riders
>Crusade
>Crystal Skull
Frick that shitty prequel and frick the modern feminist slop
>pro-Israel slop before based "alien" supremacism
yikes
Frick off homosexual. Temple of doom is top kino
It really is that bad. I dropped it in the middle.
Frick this flick!
I start watching it intenting to finish it, but it is really that bad. I decided not to waste more time with it.
>le monkeys on trees. le Tarzan
I don't know what the frick happened to Spielberg. What the frick was he thinking?
It's a mixture of OLD GOOD NEW BAD mentality and "it's not AS good as the masterpieces before it, therefore it's terrible".
Many such cases.
Well t3 is actually terrible, they had the potential for good stakes and an interesting concept with the birth of skynet but instead it becomes a derivative rehash with an ending at odds with the themes of the previous two movies.
Temple of Doom>Raiders of the Lost Ark>Kingdom of the Crystal Skull>Last Crusade>Dial of Destiny
Og trilogy>kingdom>dial of destiny
Someone who actually gets it right, well done
Agreed. Temple of Doom is my favorite since the Thuggee cult does a better job of being scary than the Nazis ever did. Plus it had this nice piece of music...
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Last Crusade> Raiders > Temple of Doom >>>>>>>>>>>> Crystal Skull
There weren't any other Indiana Jones movies after Crystal Skull.
yeah but if you didn't watch it you didn't miss anything either so
Yes it was. It was fricking awful.
>Go for help!
>he goes, brings back the nearest people he could find; the ones who took them in the first place
Bear in mind, this was John Hurt; a remarkable actor who basically played a bit-part, playing a complete tard for some reason.
John. Hurt.
Frick that dumb movie. Misusing characters is a writing mistake, but misusing quality actors is a fault in every facet of the production. Or, the other way round.
Cate Blanchett was hot as frick in this movie and changed my taste in women
YES!
didnt change my taste bc i was already into it. welcome to the club fellow military milf enjoyer
There is an edit floating around that cuts out all the really fricking stupid scenes, I watched it with my ex a while back and we both enjoyed it a lot.
I APOLOGIZE
It was kind of stupidly written and the direction was lazy.
Feces are actually highly nutritious and very palatable if prepared correctly.
>girlboss drags divorced Indy with dead son on a journey to save Hitler
It deserves the hate once they get to the jungle.
Dial of Destiny was better.
I can't believe they didn't invite Shia LaBeouf back for 5 just because he converted to Catholicism
Naw it was pretty bad. But there's only 2 good indiana jones movies anyway
0/10 bait
Old gay here, the problem with Crystal Skull is that it was released 19 years after The Last Crusade. All throughout the nineties and early 2000s you'd hear how Spieldberd and Lucas were working on the "perfect script", how multiple settings, plots, potential actors, etc were being discussed because they wanted the movie to be sooo good. And then what did we get? CGI gophers, and Shia swinging with monkeys. Wow, thank god they waited so long and got it right.
It was, but only the second half. The first half is pure kino. It's a movie that starts of strong and then gradually falls apart until it devolves into complete slop.
Yes the aliens and the fridge scene are kino. Just because the alien lore ends up becoming more and more convoluted and nonsensical, doesn't mean the concept isn't perfect for an Indiana Jones movie set in the fifties.