It remains unsurpassed till this very day

It remains unsurpassed till this very day

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    correct. hackson trilogy is a shit

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was terrible
    never understood the appeal

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      les rosbifs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >never understood the appeal
      That's because you're really gay

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i bet you're a four winds nerd

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >doesnt understand the underlying Nietzschean life affirming themes of individualism and strength of will in resisting coercive and self serving cult leaders that essentially represent society
      Filtered.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      crom laughs at your lack of understanding.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Me neither, fellow citizen of the world. All of the toxic masculinity connotations are so icky.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Praise Crom.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i rewatched it a few weeks ago and its a very solid movie, way less cheesy than i thought to remember aswell

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Predator came close, but Conan is still king

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The greatest scene in all of Predator came in the 2004 movie in that one minute of lore on how the Aliens arrived, fighting thousands of Aliens on top of a pyramid with a spear.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *excuses me in your path*

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    New 4k is dope

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Anything in 4K
      Slop

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Superb

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is a top ten "dude is only in one scene but absolutely kills it" performance

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      pondering

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Silent moments of contemplation. You’ll never see that in any dyke fantasy film.

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Great soundtrack too.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mentions soundtrack
      >Posts soundless webm
      >To hell with you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >soundless webm
        Welcome to Cinemaphile

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >soundless webm
        Welcome to Cinemaphile

        A sad state of affairs.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was only surpassed by its sequel

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    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://elementsofmadness.com/2024/01/30/conan2-4k/

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The English rose was a highlight.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        conan the destroyer was just restored to 4k and looks absolutely incredible

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        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          looks like some discarded star trek episode, the soundtrack is still good at least

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >poor gay doesnt have an HDR monitor
            lol homosexual

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >HDR
              >4K
              The most obvious way to spot a zoomie

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                it's literally an HDR encoded youtube video. if you don't have an HDR monitor it's going to look like shit pathetic moron

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                t. zoomie

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >HDR
                >4K
                The most obvious way to spot a zoomie

                That sequel is still better than most crap coming out today.

                Why did the sequel suck so much bros?

                homosexuals who shit on destroyer don't understand that destroyer is better than barbarian in MANY aspects, aka the fighting. destroyer is way closer to the original source material than barb was

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              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok zoomie

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >zoomie
                >in a conan thread
                frick off brownoid

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Hit a nerve did i zoomie

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                no you're also a homosexual for not understanding how barbarian came to be. 90% of the dialog with arnold was cut from the film because he was incapable of acting or speaking. barbarian was a happy accident

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok zoomie

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                frick you israelite

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I was defending Destroyer, you dickhead.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >aka the fighting
                >No gore
                >Watered down, rated PG comedy

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >video he links literally has more gore than 99% of the fights in barbarian
                shut up troony

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              m8 even if you're looking at every single pore on the actor's face it's still slop, doesn't hold a candle to

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why the frick would anyone want to see Grace Jones in 4K?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It was only surpassed by its sequel
      >pg
      are you fricking kidding? the sequel was one of the most disappointing moments in film, ever

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No fricking way, a rocking pair of breasts does not a kino make

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Conan got Thulsa Doom's sloppy seconds.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why did the sequel suck so much bros?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it didnt you homosexual

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That sequel is still better than most crap coming out today.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      First movie was deep, philosophical, mysterious. Second one had great action, good acting, a solid action/adventure fantasy movie but it was not as filled with meaning as the first one. Directors changed too. First one was fricking John Millius (who also worked on HBO's Rome), second one was a guy who had experience in directing fantasy movies. Not the same.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      goes full ANHULD SMASH which also tarnished the reputation of the first one

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No John Milius

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Until now.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 weeks ago
    CreepyThinMan

    We should have got a KING CONAN movie in 2002 for its 20th anniversary with LOTR scale and Directed by Paul Verhoeven!!!FACT!!!

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This anon has learned The riddle of steel. Crom is pleased.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    By Crom, OP knows what is best in Life!

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yup

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is she the sister from the Wonder Years?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ive seen her underage pusy

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          u lie

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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    also as a kid this scene was scarier than anything in barbarian. easily

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely better than The Northman. Man, that movie sucked.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hail Crom!

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Excellent movie, one of Millius' best. I just wish the sword fights were a bit better choreographed.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tarantino prefers destroyer
    what

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It really does. It's the ultimate swords and sorcery, buxom women and built men fricking them movie...no need for any sort of deeper meaning

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the quote in the beginning is pretty cringe.

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ITT we pretend Destroyer is good to farm (You)s

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie in those movies that is straight to video trash BUT ends up being classic for some reason writers could actually write and they found ways to make the characters interesting. You can see how lazy writers are now when the similar movie is just a girlboss hacking randoms and there would be zero philosophy to it, just copypasted AI dialogue.

    Im just saying this could be a LOT worse.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Shut the frick up.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Self made Ubermensch vs Snake People demagogue cultists. Can't get any better than this.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I personally think the second act slumps a bit in terms of tone and pacing but I still haven't found 1 better Sword and Sorcery kino in existence.

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