Hermoine should have gotten a actual love interest that isn't Ron. Or, hell, better yet, don't ship the characters for the sake of it. It's a wizard adventure story about teenagers.
Men and women can't be friends.
JK Wokling didn't have to write an epilogue at all, though.
naw. One of my wife's friends is a 110 lbs blonde tomboy who streams, plays vidya, is into DND, shoots guns, and is objectively a 7.5/10 who cleans up to an 8.5/10. My wife tells me all her drama, and this woman has had like 5 different guys confess feelings for her in the last two years who were "just friends" with her. apparently this makes her depressed because she wants to be friends with dudes in her friendgroup but they all want to frick/date her (though they're usually the type to post on here)
Personally I don't think men and women can be friends. One side or the other will get feelings (or want to frick). Acquaintances maybe or work colleges, but not really friends. Friendships leads to relationships
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>Friendships leads to relationships
what nonsense you speak. go live
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that doesn't mean squat, of course a cute nerdy tomboy is going to attract all the lonely losers. I have some female friends that I hold dear, but we'll never have the level of kinship that I have with my bros. Man-woman friendships can work well as long as you keep a certain level of distance and you don't get too intimate
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>Man-woman friendships can work well as long as you keep a certain level of distance and you don't get too intimate
that's exactly what I mean man. Men and women can't have the same level of friendship as men-men and women-women. There's a distance there or else people catch feelings
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fair enough, I just thought that defining them as mere aquaintances was too reductive but overall we seem to agree
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Women don't even have the same kind of friendships that guys have. It's much more superficial.
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>Friendships leads to relationships
No. Never try to be a girl's friend before you ask her out. Just ask her out.
Hell, they could have revealed that Hermoine married a muggle and, as the first muggle born minister of magic, is trying to heal their relationship. If you are going to do the stupid epilogue thing to show that the books are definitely 100% over at least tie up some of the running plot points.
I mean, wasnt Krum a love interest for Hermione? If I remember correctly, in the books, the keep in touch even after book 4, via letter. And in the books, the love interests is further explored if I remeber right. It was many years ago I read the books.
>literally the chosen one >captain of the broomball team, and best player in the school >killed men with his wand >defeats the evil wizard lord
Harry would have been getting insane amounts of gash, why would he settle for the know-it-all nerdy girl?
>Malfoy should have been a grill
Not possible. This is JK we're talking about. Only men can be genuinely evil, and women are only evil inasmuch as they try to emulate (Pansy), cow to (Narcissa), or serve (Bellatrix) evil men.
Man, if I was Harry in HP 7 in that tent with Hermione, I would've been face deep in her British crumpet the entire time. Just conceptualizing the redolence of her hairy unwashed muff after days of not being able to shower would've driven me wild. The musky aroma of her bush combined with my raging hormones would've been too insane to control. I would've given up on my search for magical artifacts and shit and would've been balls deep in her for days. Engorio indeed
>It sucks that Harry didn't marry Hermione
missed opportunity to: >make hermoine and harry frick for the first time and getting addicted to that >keep fricking behind rons back >truth revealed to him like we see it in the movie >ron going insane and killing them both, joining voldemort and the cuck club
In the WIZARDING world all teens fall in love with someone at an early age and if either works out perfectly or they never get over it and never marry anyone else and if consumes the rest of their life
Hary didn't actually like Hermione. Compare when him and Ron weren't talking to each other to when Hermione wasn't talking to them.
He was way more sad to lose Ron as a friend than Hermione.
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Sorry anon but she was saving herself for the Malfoy actor >“I just don’t know how to say it, I just fell in love with him, I used to come in every day and look for his number on the call sheet. It was number 7. And if his number was on the call sheet, it was an extra exciting day.” >
It would be the highlight of any guy's life. The cred you would get for bragging about nailing Emma and shouting 50 points to gryffindor once you came is priceless.
Sorry anon but she was saving herself for the Malfoy actor >“I just don’t know how to say it, I just fell in love with him, I used to come in every day and look for his number on the call sheet. It was number 7. And if his number was on the call sheet, it was an extra exciting day.” >
See the bts video of the yule ball scene from GoF. Felton strongly implies that something happened between them while Emma giggles like crazy.
Gross. That's the one thing that made Harry based. He overcame the yellowfever and realised the sideways rice patty wasn't worth the emotional bullshit.
When I was a kid the way she put the necklace on him made me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside and I wished with all my heart that he and I would swap places and that she would put the necklace on me. But, alas
Luna was always the top tier choice for Harry. >comes from a magical family >lives next fricking hill to his best friend >Luna didn't give a single frick about Harry being famous or not (something he constantly experiences on the book, from loved to hated to loved and so on) >Luna supported Harry when everyone else turned on him, she never ever doubted his side (Like some of his other closest friends did on gryffindor) >She's not even on the same house, but she has 0 beef for house pride and vouches for Harry on games, she's not a hardcore fangirl >loves gardening and chilling, but also insn't afraid to jump into death's path without even flinching (instant wife support that comes handy every time Harry is in mortal danger, so every single fricking year of his life) >comes from a broken home that actually needs love and more members >constantly mocked for "being different" (something harry painfully experienced before being magic jesus)
As presented on the book, Luna was absolutely Harry's other half, and it's pretty sad that, instead of connecting with her, Rowling the c**t made Harry actually think Luna was crazy and weird too, like everyone else
Now that you mention it, it does seem somewhat unrealistic. But it's been a long time since I read the books or watched the movies, so I'm not sure.
Him not being around girls shouldn't be as much of a deal as him being bullied since the first second he was taken in by the Dursleys. His aunt and uncle treated him like shit, everyone at school bullied him and even at home he was chased around and beaten by Dudley and his buddies. Even when he wasn't around the Dursleys he was left with an old lady that only talked about her cats. He's too well adjusted in the books, should have behaved like book 5 Harry at the minimum during all 7 books. He should have been thrown in Slytherin and even Malfoy would have been his b***h following him around.
i think it would be the exact opposite. if you've spent your life being bullied and attacked. told every opinion you have is wrong, everything you you do is stupid, especially when this is coming from your immediate family you would develop extreme social anxiety issues. harry should have been the ultimate sperg with no ability to communicate. he should have sat quietly on that train afraid to talk to anyone.
Given all that you said, it would be make more sense if he was just extremely shy with emotional problems, a personality disorder, and perhaps even mental illnesses or self harm issues. And he would fold immediately when put under a stressful situation. And that shit would follow him all throughout the books and his adult life, even if he worked on it.
It could go either way, having him being famous in the wizard world and seeing that he has a chance of being important and liked would have inflated his fricked up ego and make him want more of that but unable to attain it in a healthy way. In any case, he was too normal and well behaved given his upbringing.
Given all that you said, it would be make more sense if he was just extremely shy with emotional problems, a personality disorder, and perhaps even mental illnesses or self harm issues. And he would fold immediately when put under a stressful situation. And that shit would follow him all throughout the books and his adult life, even if he worked on it.
shows how much of a hack author she is, the best writers aren't sheltered momma's boy who never experienced life, of course because she's a woman, nobody can critize her, life on easy mode
>when the cat lady admits that she couldn't treat Harry nicely because she knew that Harry being even slightly happy, let alone having a friend (even if it was just a neighborhood weirdo who was decades older than him) would piss the Dursleys off so much that they'd cut off all contact with her
Kid was a fricking Untouchable, the kind of person who you're supposed to step on instead of over or around because acknowledging their existence in any way other than derisively is such a faux pas.
The more I think about it, the less sense it makes. Alright, Harry goes through his first year at Hogwarts without getting expelled for being antisocial with a personality disorder and disdain for authority. Then he's sent back home, what happens next? He may try to hold back just so he can return to Hogwarts in September but at some point, he would definitely curse his whole foster family and run away when he gets fed up. I would love to see a version in which Dumbledore, the cunning manipulative snake he is, has to groom a mentally ill delinquent to do his bidding just because of a stupid prophecy he himself doesn't believe. I think that by book 5 he would take Harry to Voldemort just to have him die so he can have at last his duel with Voldemort.
From what I remember, the Dursleys did let him go to school, so he wasn't totally isolated, though he might as well have been since Dudley was a psycho who wouldn't let anyone near him.
Not exactly, if I remember correctly they dated in book 5 and ching chong was still crying about her dead boyfriend. In normal circumstances and if she wasn't into Cedric and chose Harry instead his chadness would have made him pull through.
shows how much of a hack author she is, the best writers aren't sheltered momma's boy who never experienced life, of course because she's a woman, nobody can critize her, life on easy mode
She told stories about being a single mom on welfare, but having the government bail you out on your frick ups is not a real hardship in this scenario. Should have picked a better husband and not been an insufferable feminazi c**t in the first place.
Moreso, whenever he's forced to spend time alone with her she ends up annoying him. The movies fricked up by trying to make her into little miss perfect.
>The movies fricked up by trying to make her into little miss perfect.
But then who would I be crushing on while growing up? Then again, I had had a crush on book Hermione way before I watched the movies.
I'm Ron Weasley marry me
You're kinda moronic dude.
DONT TELL ANYONE ITS A SECRET BUT IM HARRY
they were literally the ideal pair.
and the entire Weasley family except for the twins and bill suck in general
I like when Ron was watching cuck porn Harry fricking Hermoine. Felt kinda weird to show them naked and fricking in a kid's movie.
The director just wanted some jack off material. Cut him some slack. We've all been there.
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All of them were shit for each other and better as friends.
You have to be 18 years old to post on this website.
Nah.
Hermoine should have gotten a actual love interest that isn't Ron. Or, hell, better yet, don't ship the characters for the sake of it. It's a wizard adventure story about teenagers.
Men and women can't be friends.
JK Wokling didn't have to write an epilogue at all, though.
Disagree with the first part, but 100% agree with the second part. It was borderline bad fanfic writing.
naw. One of my wife's friends is a 110 lbs blonde tomboy who streams, plays vidya, is into DND, shoots guns, and is objectively a 7.5/10 who cleans up to an 8.5/10. My wife tells me all her drama, and this woman has had like 5 different guys confess feelings for her in the last two years who were "just friends" with her. apparently this makes her depressed because she wants to be friends with dudes in her friendgroup but they all want to frick/date her (though they're usually the type to post on here)
Personally I don't think men and women can be friends. One side or the other will get feelings (or want to frick). Acquaintances maybe or work colleges, but not really friends. Friendships leads to relationships
>Friendships leads to relationships
what nonsense you speak. go live
that doesn't mean squat, of course a cute nerdy tomboy is going to attract all the lonely losers. I have some female friends that I hold dear, but we'll never have the level of kinship that I have with my bros. Man-woman friendships can work well as long as you keep a certain level of distance and you don't get too intimate
>Man-woman friendships can work well as long as you keep a certain level of distance and you don't get too intimate
that's exactly what I mean man. Men and women can't have the same level of friendship as men-men and women-women. There's a distance there or else people catch feelings
fair enough, I just thought that defining them as mere aquaintances was too reductive but overall we seem to agree
Women don't even have the same kind of friendships that guys have. It's much more superficial.
>Friendships leads to relationships
No. Never try to be a girl's friend before you ask her out. Just ask her out.
Krum?
Could have worked.
Hell, they could have revealed that Hermoine married a muggle and, as the first muggle born minister of magic, is trying to heal their relationship. If you are going to do the stupid epilogue thing to show that the books are definitely 100% over at least tie up some of the running plot points.
I mean, wasnt Krum a love interest for Hermione? If I remember correctly, in the books, the keep in touch even after book 4, via letter. And in the books, the love interests is further explored if I remeber right. It was many years ago I read the books.
He just took her virginity
KRUMMED
Kek. b***h got krummed.
>literally the chosen one
>captain of the broomball team, and best player in the school
>killed men with his wand
>defeats the evil wizard lord
Harry would have been getting insane amounts of gash, why would he settle for the know-it-all nerdy girl?
>why would he settle for the know-it-all nerdy girl?
Because the alternative was settling for an ugly coal burning ginger girl
Malfoy should have been a grill
Malfoy being a girl and having her and Harry date would have been perfect. People love tsundere rich girls.
Hermione should have had a slytherin or ravenclaw bf at some point.
>Malfoy being a girl
him being gay for malfoy is funnier
>Malfoy should have been a grill
Not possible. This is JK we're talking about. Only men can be genuinely evil, and women are only evil inasmuch as they try to emulate (Pansy), cow to (Narcissa), or serve (Bellatrix) evil men.
Man, if I was Harry in HP 7 in that tent with Hermione, I would've been face deep in her British crumpet the entire time. Just conceptualizing the redolence of her hairy unwashed muff after days of not being able to shower would've driven me wild. The musky aroma of her bush combined with my raging hormones would've been too insane to control. I would've given up on my search for magical artifacts and shit and would've been balls deep in her for days. Engorio indeed
>It sucks that Harry didn't marry Hermione
missed opportunity to:
>make hermoine and harry frick for the first time and getting addicted to that
>keep fricking behind rons back
>truth revealed to him like we see it in the movie
>ron going insane and killing them both, joining voldemort and the cuck club
>>ron going insane and killing them both,
he's too much of a beta gay to do any of that
You SICK frick!
>ron going insane and killing them both, joining voldemort and the cuck club
He should instead accept and forgive, like a good cuck would.
I wish Emma had went nude in a horse play after the harry potter movies like Dan did.
Didn't Krum take her v-card? Maybe Harry had too much pride to date some famous sport player's left overs.
She would have been walking bow legged if that horse wiener was up in them guts.
Well it certainly didn't dissuade him from taking Dean Thomas' sloppy seconds
Maybe he was a big fan of rap culture
who said anything about marry. Just plow that and move on.
no you're moronic. hermione was meant for weasley wiener
I thought the scene of them dancing together in a tent in part seven was very cute.
it sucks that emma watson never sucked my dick (only Big Harv's)
literally the directors fetish and fan fiction
The eugenics in me wants to see them frick. Everybody wants to see a pair of beautiful and pure people get together and get married.
>Hermione
>Pure
yeah, pure mudblood trash maybe
smartest fascist
Can someone just post her panties already?
In the WIZARDING world all teens fall in love with someone at an early age and if either works out perfectly or they never get over it and never marry anyone else and if consumes the rest of their life
Hary didn't actually like Hermione. Compare when him and Ron weren't talking to each other to when Hermione wasn't talking to them.
He was way more sad to lose Ron as a friend than Hermione.
Frick outta here. Hermione was made for pure Malfoy dick filling her disgusting mudblood pussy with thick ropes of pure wizard jelly.
So, you are a neonazi who likes black chicks?
No. I'm a black chick who likes neonazis
hey bb pls post bobs and vagine i will rape you sweetly death to pakistan
The frick!
>Hermione
>black
Wut?
>inb4 that moronic play
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Because he was already fricking HBC.
Sorry anon but she was saving herself for the Malfoy actor
>“I just don’t know how to say it, I just fell in love with him, I used to come in every day and look for his number on the call sheet. It was number 7. And if his number was on the call sheet, it was an extra exciting day.”
>
Must have been the highlight of that guy's life
It would be the highlight of any guy's life. The cred you would get for bragging about nailing Emma and shouting 50 points to gryffindor once you came is priceless.
I wonder where the guy who took her v-card is now. Might have been her dad, given how she jumped from relationship to relationship later in life.
See the bts video of the yule ball scene from GoF. Felton strongly implies that something happened between them while Emma giggles like crazy.
He should've married Cho.
>He should've married Cho.
Cho momma?
Gross. That's the one thing that made Harry based. He overcame the yellowfever and realised the sideways rice patty wasn't worth the emotional bullshit.
When I was a kid the way she put the necklace on him made me feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside and I wished with all my heart that he and I would swap places and that she would put the necklace on me. But, alas
I'm somewhat of an emmasexual myself
Guys how do you manage to be such huge homosexuals even when talking about women? It's amazing.
Me no understand. Me brain small and skull tight. You need explain me what you mean.
Luna was always the top tier choice for Harry.
>comes from a magical family
>lives next fricking hill to his best friend
>Luna didn't give a single frick about Harry being famous or not (something he constantly experiences on the book, from loved to hated to loved and so on)
>Luna supported Harry when everyone else turned on him, she never ever doubted his side (Like some of his other closest friends did on gryffindor)
>She's not even on the same house, but she has 0 beef for house pride and vouches for Harry on games, she's not a hardcore fangirl
>loves gardening and chilling, but also insn't afraid to jump into death's path without even flinching (instant wife support that comes handy every time Harry is in mortal danger, so every single fricking year of his life)
>comes from a broken home that actually needs love and more members
>constantly mocked for "being different" (something harry painfully experienced before being magic jesus)
As presented on the book, Luna was absolutely Harry's other half, and it's pretty sad that, instead of connecting with her, Rowling the c**t made Harry actually think Luna was crazy and weird too, like everyone else
Luna in the later films was also hot as frick (DO NOT GOOGLE HER POST FILMS)
>>She's not even on the same house, but she has 0 beef for house pride and vouches for Harry on games, she's not a hardcore fangirl
When I mean "fangirl" when talking about house pride, I obviously mean "fangirl of your own house"
Harry acted perfectly fine around girls despite presumably having next to no exposure to them at all (even on TV or that) growing up.
Now that you mention it, it does seem somewhat unrealistic. But it's been a long time since I read the books or watched the movies, so I'm not sure.
I want Emma's gentle hands to wrap around my neck as she chokes me to death
Him not being around girls shouldn't be as much of a deal as him being bullied since the first second he was taken in by the Dursleys. His aunt and uncle treated him like shit, everyone at school bullied him and even at home he was chased around and beaten by Dudley and his buddies. Even when he wasn't around the Dursleys he was left with an old lady that only talked about her cats. He's too well adjusted in the books, should have behaved like book 5 Harry at the minimum during all 7 books. He should have been thrown in Slytherin and even Malfoy would have been his b***h following him around.
i think it would be the exact opposite. if you've spent your life being bullied and attacked. told every opinion you have is wrong, everything you you do is stupid, especially when this is coming from your immediate family you would develop extreme social anxiety issues. harry should have been the ultimate sperg with no ability to communicate. he should have sat quietly on that train afraid to talk to anyone.
It could go either way, having him being famous in the wizard world and seeing that he has a chance of being important and liked would have inflated his fricked up ego and make him want more of that but unable to attain it in a healthy way. In any case, he was too normal and well behaved given his upbringing.
harry would've been pic related
Given all that you said, it would be make more sense if he was just extremely shy with emotional problems, a personality disorder, and perhaps even mental illnesses or self harm issues. And he would fold immediately when put under a stressful situation. And that shit would follow him all throughout the books and his adult life, even if he worked on it.
shows how much of a hack author she is, the best writers aren't sheltered momma's boy who never experienced life, of course because she's a woman, nobody can critize her, life on easy mode
>when the cat lady admits that she couldn't treat Harry nicely because she knew that Harry being even slightly happy, let alone having a friend (even if it was just a neighborhood weirdo who was decades older than him) would piss the Dursleys off so much that they'd cut off all contact with her
Kid was a fricking Untouchable, the kind of person who you're supposed to step on instead of over or around because acknowledging their existence in any way other than derisively is such a faux pas.
The more I think about it, the less sense it makes. Alright, Harry goes through his first year at Hogwarts without getting expelled for being antisocial with a personality disorder and disdain for authority. Then he's sent back home, what happens next? He may try to hold back just so he can return to Hogwarts in September but at some point, he would definitely curse his whole foster family and run away when he gets fed up. I would love to see a version in which Dumbledore, the cunning manipulative snake he is, has to groom a mentally ill delinquent to do his bidding just because of a stupid prophecy he himself doesn't believe. I think that by book 5 he would take Harry to Voldemort just to have him die so he can have at last his duel with Voldemort.
From what I remember, the Dursleys did let him go to school, so he wasn't totally isolated, though he might as well have been since Dudley was a psycho who wouldn't let anyone near him.
>the poorly written romance is all this series is remembered for or ever talked about
wish rowling just left ALL of that out completely..
Why were the kids not fricking. It's so unrealistic.
They had zero chemistry, actually Harry was quite autistic also he had no chemistry with Ginny, he should have eneded up with Ching Chong or Luna
He had no chemistry with shin chan either, they went on a date and it was the most awkward thing ever, although that was more on her than him.
pretty sure that's the cookie cutter /misc/ architype for beta whites with yellow fever.
rowling sure was ahead of her time.
Not exactly, if I remember correctly they dated in book 5 and ching chong was still crying about her dead boyfriend. In normal circumstances and if she wasn't into Cedric and chose Harry instead his chadness would have made him pull through.
She told stories about being a single mom on welfare, but having the government bail you out on your frick ups is not a real hardship in this scenario. Should have picked a better husband and not been an insufferable feminazi c**t in the first place.
>opens tent flap
>"TEENAGE PREMARITAL SEX"
wtf was her problem
They had nothing in common
Harry was a mostly chil jock that was average outside of fighting while Hermione was a a nerd who had to argue
Moreso, whenever he's forced to spend time alone with her she ends up annoying him. The movies fricked up by trying to make her into little miss perfect.
>The movies fricked up by trying to make her into little miss perfect.
But then who would I be crushing on while growing up? Then again, I had had a crush on book Hermione way before I watched the movies.
Hermione is for Bellatrix ONLY