>it turns out that regular guy in high school is actually really special and has to save the world
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>it turns out that regular guy in high school is actually really special and has to save the world
>it turns out that regular guy in high school is actually really special and has to save the world
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Then I woke up.
you can watch lotr with epick aggroculture battles (not your average dudes)
>regular guy
frick off, normie
Post in my thread one more time and I will track you down and slit your throat while you sleep and watch the blood soak into the linens
FPBP
not even the first post
it's the Fhird post, idiot
>they make it seem like the main character totally isn't really the chosen one halfway through but then reveal that he is right before the climax
>regular guy in high school thinks he's actually really special
>takes well into his twenties to realize he's as mundane and boring as everything around him
It would be 'relatable' but would kind of movie would that make?
BR2049 did it.
>hot Stacy sympathizes with him at the start of the movie and they get together at the very end
>I'M A VIRGIN, HAVE SYMPATHY FOR ME
I managed to have sex, I don't care about losers greentexting frogs for virtual "me too" e-hugs
grow up go outside talk to girls, it's not hard
who are you quoting?
Your sad, lonely, self-aggrandizing existence.
Thanks for replying and letting me know the arrow found its mark, btw. Now go outside and talk to girls.
I never said any of that. I have a girlfriend so I don't need to project my insecurities online like yourself lol
>I have a girlfriend
she fricks black men.
It's me. I'm the black man.
I'll be screenshotting this and adding your concession to my victory folder.
>Hot Stacy marries an average dude in the end despite her massive bodycount
So many cases.
>is a loser with no friends
>is literally good-looking enough to be in movies
>Movie starts, mc is a loser
>Yadda yadda yadda
>Movie ends, mc is a hero and everyone loves him
Original spiderman?
Reverse it and it's literally me pre-pandemic to post-pandemic
>movie/show marketed for its brutality and "ANYBODY CAN GO AT ANY TIME BRO"
>first character you see is obviously the main character and thus won't fricking ever die
squid games was hilariously bad for this but there are a dozen with this bullshit problem. any kind of leaning on "tricking" or "worrying" the audience about specific relations the character has to the universe around them - regarding main character syndrome, death, wild happenstances, etc - DON'T. FRICKING. WORK. if we can see the character on camera that means there must be a story and if there's a story that means it's not going to end in 10 seconds because they got popped. it's not going to continue on their boring days where nothing happens. it's a fundamental problem with visual story telling and i fricking hate these morons that keep thinking they're more clever than it
>Movie is about an outcast loner
>He's had sex
Mr robot was the worst for this. Yeah the skinny autistic nerd also does drugs and fricks on the regular. Lol yeah ok.
I mean I'm sure there are computer wizards out there that get beautiful women on the regular
But they're all millionares who work for big tech companies and those women are still escorts
I don't consider gold diggers to be people
this but it's a tomboy who knows taekwondo and her love interest is a bookish cute girl with glasses
>character has lots of friends as an unknowingly cringy hyper kid
>puberty strikes, kid turns into awkward teen
>never makes a new friend again
>becomes a recluse
Who writes that shit?
>high school dweeb has another wet dream about having sex with the hot teacher and raping the cheerleaders again
a kino trope not used enough
>The villain is the disillusioned hero who thought he was important until he learned the truth
That's what you get for watching anime