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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      israeli fairy tale

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        all the best ones are

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          best at brainwashing morons

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            He says as he browses Cinemaphile

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Was Richard Adams israeli?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >All the world will be your enemy, Prince with a Thousand Enemies, and whenever they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must catch you, digger, listener, runner, prince with the swift warning. Be cunning and full of tricks and your people shall never be destroyed.
          gee I dunno

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A tale as old as time, but with bunnies.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Jesus Christ, I've never actually seen this movie. Does that happen? He shoots himself in the face? Is this a kids movie???

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Watership Down and Plague Dogs weren't made for kids, because they were animated people assumed they were
                The Animals of Farthing Wood, however

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >the hedgehogs
                WHAT THE FRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >this thread
                >disturbed by the anthropomorphs doing what nature does
                >instead, they often create thread wanting to frick them
                why?

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                they were for kids but the UK where they were made was in a depressing era and in general kids stuff wasn't as sterilised in those days

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                It sure wasn't.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                this captures the spirit of UK kids TV in the 70s

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              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                The Plague Dogs is specially designed to traumatize the kids who were too tough to be defeated by Watership Down.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                honestly i was never the same after watching this shit, and i'm a grown man

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Jesus Christ, I've never actually seen this movie. Does that happen? He shoots himself in the face? Is this a kids movie???

              watership down is in my top 10 but I will never watch this.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >israel and US relationship in a nutshell

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            jews don't own the trickster archetype. They just tricked you into thinking that.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It was written by a British guy that started out as a bedtime story to his kids about rabbits. I’m as antisemetic as they come and I denounce the talmud and disagree with trans kids but you sound like a schitzo applying modern israeli shit to this ye old rabbit story.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I was just baiting, love Watership Down and love that quote

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It's literally a Just So Story about fricking rabbits. Everything eats rabbits, but they are fast and alert. THAT'S IT. THAT'S THE FRICKING MYTH.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            THE FRICKING RABBITS MATE

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are these israelites in the room with you right now?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No but they are in the walls stealing all the copper, I can see their shark fins under the plaster.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            gonna start calling them money bunnies instead of israelites from now on

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            meds. now.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Roman fairy tale
        FIFY

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This film is relentlessly, almost oppressively depressing. It's one of the few times that I agreed with wokies about something when they complained it shouldn't be shown as a movie for young children.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So a generation of pussies is what you want.
        Its actually a positive ending.
        I loved Watership Down and Plague Dogs as a kid but my parents let me watch horror films like Evil Dead,The Thing etc because they respected my intelligence enough to know the difference between reality and made up things on a screen.
        homosexual.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes you definitely turned out just fine, getting all angry at people on the internet for having different opinions. A perfectly well rounded individual.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Y'know what? I'm coming round to you house and skull frick you.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You have schizophrenia and think you're talking to real people.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You have serious problems. I remember the Exorcist and The Shining messing me up at like age 10. I said that once to someone who claimed he was watching Hellraiser at 3. Yeah right.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        kids learn the harsh truths of reality one way or another. pets die, relatives die, death is a part of life

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's actually, "Prince with the swift WARNING", not warren.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Based on the fact that rabbits quickly stamp their feet at signs of danger.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wanna FRICK that thing

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i saw it when i was about 6, never been right since

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      M8 I had to sit through the fist of the north star anime as a 7 year old because I had older brothers and my parents assumed it would be okay because it was a cartoon.

      Seeing some guy getting fingers pushed into his chest while the other guy laughs sadistically is not something a young mind should witness.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        My childminders son used to go hunting and once skinned a rabbit in front of me
        He cut its head off, threw it to me and said "you can have a lucky rabbit head"

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this shit gave me nightmares

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Do they still show it on TV at Easter?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      a cartoon with bunnies, perfect for easter, because you know, the easter bunny

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember my parents letting me watch this when I was a young child thinking it was some family friendly kids film about rabbits since it had a "U" rating from the BBFC. It gave me nightmares for weeks afterwards.

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love this fuzzy General more than you Black folk will ever know.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >his body was never found
    Did Woundwart survive?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Of course he did. Dogs aren't dangerous.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      In the book, Hazel says in the epilogue travellers tell tales of a giant rabbit who is fighting Elil all by himself.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Meanwhile rabbits today.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I want to FRICK the BUNNY

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Violet's Gone
    Really fricked me up at the time

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >best religion in fiction
    >best story about leadership
    >best voice cast
    how did they do it?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've loved the idea of animals having their own culture and religion my whole life so every year Watership Down becomes a little more special in my heart

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The circle of life.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are rabbits really this violent and territorial?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Rabbits can be absolute frickers.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Doesn't he kill the dog, or does the dog kill him?

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He skinned the dog alive but had to go to a deep burrow under the mountain and recuperate from his wounds. He comes back when needed most.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Narration says he's never seen again and the dog returned to it's owner with significant injuries, I think to one of its eyes. It's implied that he may have survived, but it's highly unlikely.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. All wild animals are. It's why people are always told that wild animals aren't pets.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate this word but I cant think of anything else to describe that rabbit. He was an absolute badass.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh my god is he okay

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >actually rewatch it recently
    >it's pretty good
    >a lot of the animation looks quite bad but still better than modern CG
    >it doesn't really capture the weird mythic tone of the book
    >John Hurt is the only really great voice actor
    >Kehaar probably should have been cut completely because different animal species being able to talk to each other breaks the feeling of realism
    >Bright Eyes is barely even audible on the soundtrack

    best bit is when Hazel gets shot. the tragic thing is a theoretical perfect adaptation probably won't ever be made, because cell-shaded animation is dead and CGI animation couldn't be made to look artistic enough without gigabux and probably not even then.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >breaks the feeling of realism
      Oh no, the realism of my talking rabbit religion movie.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's a huge part of why the book works. you feel like you're with an isolated military unit/primative tribe strugglingto survive. a giant bird with a comedy accent swooping down to deliver exposition ruined the feeling of isolation/immersion.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the movie is just too short. Kehaar is fine. His personality is the explanation for why birds and rabbits never interact IRL, as opposed to language.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            we need Denis Villeneuve to make two movies that tell the same story less well in more than twice the running time, and includes more events from the books without making them more compelling to watch.
            >His personality is the explanation for why birds and rabbits never interact
            IIRC he's an expository device so Hazel and co can learn about Efrafa before they infiltrate it, and to give them an edge. the way he vanishes from the story by the time of the finale, to raise the drama, made his character feel like a contrivance for me even in the book. I'd have preferred something else.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              The movie is 10-15 minutes too short, fact. Kehaar is a force multiplier against efrafa to give them the tiniest unreliable edge. Otherwise efrafa would wipe the floor with them. You could see it as lazy writing or just realistic, either way it reinforces the idea that kindness and openness to fellow europeans is part of hazel's success.

              • 3 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Kehaar is made a little less of a contrivance by Hazel's directive to be friendly with the other species like the mouse and generally have a diplomatic good will approach. With both the mouse and kehaar they gave help without expecting something in return.
                You also mentioned about kehaar being unreliable and I think it's a bit more of a point in the book that they don't know if he will actually help out.

                I can't remember the specifics but the movie cut something important with Holly and it doesn't exactly make sense when he meets Hazels rabbits.

            • 3 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              he never wanted to live with them

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The rabbits were based on the military unit that Richard Adams served with in WWII. (I suspect Fiver is his self-insert character.) Kehaar was based on their contact in the Norwegian Resistance.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you criticize their use of bright eyes while calling it the best part of the film? Some dissonance

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        in the UK Bright Eyes is/was quite well-known in its own right, so when I watched the movie my brain had invented a memory of it playing over a montage of them looking for him. they could have made better use of it but it was just a mistaken expectation I had.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There was a copy of this at my grandmother's when I was a kid. I guess some of the cousins watched it and it became kind of a family meme not to let anyone watch it. I still haven't seen it and even though I've watched the most fricked movies imaginable it still looms like a spectre in my mind.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's not THAT bad. Maybe best to never watch it and leave the horror in your imagination

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Enjoying the film kids?

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One of the best things about this cartoon is that, unlike the majority of kids cartoons, the characters aren't completely black and white in their morality. General Woundwort, for example, isn't pure evil. His actions are wrong, but he ultimately is only doing what he thinks is best for the greater good of his warren. He is an excellent character.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Efrafa

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Watership Down traumatized kids
    >Meanwhile Plague Dogs I experience dread from to this very day

    WD at least had a happy ending.
    Plague Dogs world is the utmost bleakness to the point of absurdity. The book is even harsher.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >The book is even harsher.
      No. The book has an implausible happy ending forced by the publisher. The movie has the true original ending.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >implying
        Here is the first edition, first print.
        Adams openly admits that it's a daydream of what you wish to happen. That you have bullied his hand into writing a happy ending.
        And in that it's a lie.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's about true kingship. You have all the false kings and pretenders, it shows why Hazel is superior to each.
    >chief rabbit -- oblivious
    >Holly -- arrogant
    >Bigwig -- emotional
    >Cowslop -- intellectual nihilism
    >Woundwort -- tyranny

    Then you have the true kings Frith and Inle, and El ahraira, who Hazel wants to join. It's a very moral story.

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