It was a fun watch.

It was a fun watch.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >universe full of Gods
    >not one of them has the power to cure cancer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      there's a deleted scene where Jane goes to Wakanda to get healed but M'Baku calls her a cracker and tries to rape her

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ME BOMBEY!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Didn't know Raimi wrote a scene for this flick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Well, there's the God of Cancer and he's more powerful than all of them.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    it was alright.
    Very pretty, cool visuals of how they made the different gods look.

    Plot was ok.
    Bale was ok.
    movie was kind of short winded.
    Thor as a character being a comedy relief is a fricking mistake though.
    This movie had too much of a comedy tone which completely destroys a serious tone.
    Not as good as Ragnarok.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      also, the Eternity scene saved the movie from being mostly a flop.
      Hercules looked good too.

      Any leaked pics?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Eternity scene
        Why use an established Marvel thing instead of just making up a wish-granter? That's not what Eternity is. Also, seems like it Thor could access it with Bifrost power he might have wanted to try that when Asgard got blown up, or when the snap happened.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i only meant the cameo and the scene visually, not the plot.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            How did the cameo 'save the movie' when it wasn't, look aside, anything like Eternity?

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              well, i said saved the movie from being a flop.

              im only saying that due to our desire to see cosmic beings, it was worth the price of admission to see one of their first goes at it.
              we got a desired cameo.

              Like Dr Strange 2, this isnt a "good movie", its more so an entertaining movie that is enjoyable due to its components, its "cool spots"

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >the movie had too much of a comedy tone
      This was their problem with Infinity War/End game as well. They make this super serious first act then when it's suppose to be super serious they just do goofy shit for the entire movie till the end. It made no fricking sense.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        infinity war, endgame, and even ragnarok pulled off the tone Much much better than this though

        If you can keep it 70/30 serious comedy, then you can pull off a serious toned movie with comedy relief.
        If you're doing 50/50 fricking forget it.
        You can not produce an emotionally consequential epic like that.

        unfortunate because it had serious potential with its ideas.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Endgame was literally jokes the entire time though and the ending just felt flat. The only reason it worked is because it was the first time you saw almost everyone from every movie on screen at once.
          >hahaha fat ass thor

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Im not saying it was perfect.
            Im just saying that the Comedy to serious ratio was much much better than this new thor movie.
            and the length of the movie helps as well.

            Not to say that Endgame wasnt way too lighthearted, but atleast its a 2 part movie after Infinity war.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    agreed

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ThorBros... Oh No...

    It was their fricking movie too! Why did it fail them?

    >How 'Thor: Love and Thunder' Fails Tessa Thompson's Valkyrie
    https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/tessa-thompson-thor-love-and-thunder-valkyrie-queer

    >Thor: Love and Thunder sells Valkyrie out in the worst ways
    https://www.polygon.com/23205840/thor-love-and-thunder-valkyrie-cheated

    >How Thor: Love And Thunder Fails Natalie Portman's Jane Foster
    https://www.slashfilm.com/923420/how-thor-love-and-thunder-fails-natalie-portmans-jane-foster/

    >'Thor: Love and Thunder' Lets Down Jane Foster's Mighty Thor
    https://www.vulture.com/2022/07/thor-love-and-thunder-lets-down-jane-fosters-mighty-thor.html

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good, they both suck and don't deserve to have their characters done justice, whatever that means. Hopefully the next Thor movie has a director that isn't fricking Tessa Thompson so they can off her character for good

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you fricking doing this? Do you hate women for some reason?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Do you hate women
          Yes
          >some reason
          No

  5. 2 years ago
    josh from brit/pol/

    its a film not a watch

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Then go rewatch it.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Thor can give anyone Thor powers with Zeus' weapon
    wtf?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/rHuNSwt.jpg

      It was a fun watch.

      >The key to enter Eternity's wish zone is the Bifrost
      >All gods know that it is located at the center of the universe
      >No one, not even Thor think to use it during Endgame to wish people back to life

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It can only grant minor wishes

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Based on what? And if that was true then there was no danger in Gorr getting there, was there?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >minor wishes
          >Zeus says that Gor could literally erase all Gods with it

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Odin did it with the hammer.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, you’re just a gay moron.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why didn't Odin wish to defeat Hela?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jane is like Barbara Gordon all over again. Like just not believable that they can't cure cancer with all the tech that Wakanda has or Stark has.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Living Tribunal could probably beat Eternity, huh?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gorr makes more sense in this movie than in his own saga.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >guy who cares about his family and kills butthole gods is... LE BAD

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Thor :"Man frick Zeus, I thought he was mmore responsible than that"
      >Also Thor, Jokes around when people are dying on the Battlefield and fighting for their lives
      >When Gorr attacked New Asgard, soldiers died during his incel-simp moment with Jane

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    oh almighty not-shenron
    please revive my daughter and kill all the evil people in the universe lol
    also cure this homie thor's baby girl or something xd
    THE END
    GUESS I GOT WHAT I DESERVED

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the scene where they discover Gorr's little hut and some papers where he drew his plan like a moron.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched in during the weekend with a friend because he insisted. Besides a lot of cringe jokes and some moronic scenes with Thor acting like an absolute moron (worst one was when he was trying to console a bunch of kidnapped children with dumb quips and Heimdall's son told him to frick off because he was making things worse), the movie was alright. Hershlag was kinda cute playing superhero for the most part. The nig dyke was tolerable, much more so than Raganarok and isn't present at all for the final battle. The action scenes were good, except for a final one where Thor shares his powers with little kids and they beat up Gorr's minions, but luckily that didn't last too long. Bale was wasted and his annoying brat daughter becomes Thor's sidekick at the end which I hated. 6/10 overall.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren't any of you buttholes talking about what they did to Jane and Valkyrie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jane's story was comic accurate (albeit very condensed), and most people despise Valkyrie

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why couldn't they have just gone to Olympus? Why did it have to be Godopolis. Literally makes less than zero sense.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe Olympus = Godopolis in MCU? Funniest thing is Zeus getting killed and no one intervenes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There was literally zero reason to include "All the gods of the universe" or whatever.
        Also Zeus didn't die, he told Hercules to go frick up Thor in the next Taika movie.
        >Imagine leaving before the end credits scene

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >watching kids movies

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