cool i’ll get it tonight. thanks for the recommendation
9 months ago
Anonymous
9 months ago
Anonymous
i can kill him, right?
9 months ago
Anonymous
It's more likely you can frick him. All of Cinemaphile is just complaining that the romance in the game feels completely inorganic. Usually you have to willingly initiate the stuff, seek it out, go through lengthy quests. In this one you'll barely meet a character, let him into your party and then every line of dialog he says will be about his desire to have your dick in his butthole.
9 months ago
Anonymous
9 months ago
Anonymous
metacritic is usually pretty accurate, especially if both ratings are close together
Just don't frick the men if you don't want gay shit
I made a virigin knight character that's a paladin and emodies the religious Cinemaphile perspective
He denies all romance and fights against evil in the name of his gods
But anon, if they wanted gay sex, why couldn't they *just watch porn*? That's always their complaint when people complain the women are ugly, so why can't they follow their own fricking advice?
It's fine to be able to *avoid* the gay sex, but it's not fun traveling around with companions constantly commenting that they want to sheethe their swords with your anus.
You objectively love the way dick tastes and you factually will never be a woman. I rate the game 41/100 cope and seethe.
9 months ago
Anonymous
You're going to end up killing yourself because you've let them hoodwink you into not being able to enjoy anything
Clean your room bucko etc etc
9 months ago
Anonymous
>hoodwink you into not being able to enjoy anything
I have 932 games on steam. That's not even talking about the genuinely thousands of console games I own for like a dozen systems. I'm following a ton of shows and constantly downloading more movies, mostly older ones, but for instance this month I'm still looking forward to the Metalocalypse movie and Armored Core.
You're completely fricking delusional and totally off your fricking rocker if you think I have to put up with any god damned thing I don't like with the absolute magnitude of other options I possess. I don't have to play your gay game about bear fricking with trannies and chicks with dicks bro lol. It's ugly as frick and there aren't even breast sliders. If you have to "correct" a game with mods, the game is SHIT. You like shit. You love taste and feel of it sliding down your shit-eating homosexual throat.
Seethe.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Sweety... honeybun
No one cars about your 932 games on steam
All it proves sweety, is that you waste your money on any shit you find on steam
99% of those are hentai games. I know the type.
9 months ago
Anonymous
>No one cars
Ahhh, the refuge of the sociopath, "I speak for everyone." Why would what you care about matter? Fact is I have plenty to enjoy, I don't have to swallow your SLOP. You hear me homosexual? I'm the consumer. Your job is to suck my fricking dick. You put a product that contains shit I don't like, I don't spend money on it. That's all there fricking is to it and you can't cry, insult, lecture or do any god damned thing to change it. Your game is ugly gayshit for homos who wanna frick bears. It doesn't interest me. Deal with it.
>99% of those are hentai games.
No, most of the porn games on steam are shit, there's like three porn games on the entire account and I genuinely got them or the gameplay lol. I like dungeon crawlers and metroidvanias and there's one series that has a lot of that, so I got those on sale.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Cinemaphile really isn't the place for you lmao
Can't even identify obvious bait
9 months ago
Anonymous
Guarantee you I've been coming here longer than you. Reducing a troll to claiming they were just pretending to be moronic is always satisfying.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Baldurs gate is a great game
You were absolutely fuming lmao
it’s honestly creepy they won’t show a white child, like 10x creepier than me noticing is the dozens of people who agreed for this film white children are not allowed
Okay how old is that article? Movie made over 208m so far, and if it cost 150 to make, and lets say 50m for marketing and Pine's bloated contract, i think thats breaking even anon, or pretty fricking close to it.
>Movie made over 208m so far, and if it cost 150 to make, and lets say 50m for marketing and Pine's bloated contract, i think thats breaking even anon, or pretty fricking close to it.
Wow, so you are pretending to be so moronic you don't know the theater takes half.
If a movie makes 100mil the theater gets 50mil. So no, the movie still has not broken even year lol. It needed to make 500mil to break even, they spent way more than 50mil on marketing, did you see all the different premieres they flew the entire cast out to?
9 months ago
Anonymous
I build a spaceship that cost 150 million, someone buys it from me for 200 million dollars but, taxes take 100 million.
Therefore I lost money and you are trying to act stupid to incite an argument.
>imagine a world where 200m is a flop.
Don't have to imagine it, we're living in it.
Please stop pretending you don't understand how this works.
Unless you homosexuals have a breakdown of this movie to prove to me that it was a flop, instead of posting universal blanket statements from fricking MATT FRICKING DAMON of all people, go piss up a rope
9 months ago
Anonymous
>Unless you homosexuals have a breakdown of this movie to prove to me that it was a flop
It was posted further up in the thread and has already been linked to you:
>wokegays still sobbing with bleeding asses over their complete and total inability to make this bomb a success.
You've already acknowledged it made 208. You cannot fricking deny the theater takes 50%, that means it only actually made 104. Now do you have an actual counterargument or are you just going to gaslight like a moron and restate pretending you're so profoundly moronic you don't understand this? It needed to make 402mil to break even.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Wikipedia says so, sorry chud! It failed to break even.
Here we go again, another 300+ post thread full of the same crying about poc in a fantasy world and epic gotchas like that BMW meme and comparison to The Last Airbender.
Oh boy, 300 posts of you crying like the autistic b***h you are and thinking if you mention the arguments that bend you over and FRICK you, then you don't have to bother refuting them. Lmfao.
It played out quite differently to how I imagined. It was a lot less woke than it was marketed as, which was really weird. Mostly because it was all a joke, and as a joke it works. Beefy stronk Butch who don't need no man addicted to halflings? Sold.
As for that fawn chick, she may as well not have been in it. Brought nothing to the flick, at all, just a vibe she was doing everyone a huge favour for existing. Worst part of the movie by far. Luckily actually overshadowed by the two male leads. Solid hero/bad guy combo. All up, a watchable movie. But definitely not AD&D. The nuDnD is just awful. I think the biggest surprise is that they managed to salvage a half way decent flick out of that horrid shitpile at all.
>sink money into watching this shit because it had Sophia (FoTM waifu) in it >she is in it for 2 minutes at most >she gets paired up with a fricking mutt
That was one of the most unpleasant movie experiences I ever had. I actually felt dread at the fact that I payed to watch this and I'll lament the fact I could have used that money in any other fricking way. Goddamn everything man just goddamn all to hell.
Sophh has no breasts, and the reason the only part of her skin shown is her armpits is because it's safehorny bullshit and the armpit is traditionally displayed on MALE characters on various movie posters because it's a testosterone signifier. Go look up superhero movie posters, they always have their arms raised or extended for a reason. The entire theme of this pile of shit movie is gender inversion.
Drow? No. Black people larping as Elves and pretending to have British accents and wear knight armor in medieval castles because they're ashamed of their pathetic, inferior culture? Yes. Plenty of that.
I watched the movie and I really don’t think emasculate is the right word. The male characters were flawed, made mistakes and overcame their challenges. They showed themselves capable but struggled in their achievements and ultimately had the most agency. The female characters were more or less along for the ride, even that evil bald b***h answered to two male masters. So either that headline is intentionally misleading in the foolish effort to get women to see a fantasy movie or whoever said it legitimately does not know what that word means.
-Edgin knits while Holga fights. Edgin wriggles on the floor uselessly while Holga fights. Edgin is shit on as weak and worthless the entire fricking film INCLUDING for his plans.
-The men are always, ALWAYS put in a subservient, feminine position. Simon is princess carried by Holga. They wake up the corpse and Simon screams like a girl while the girls are stoic and unaffected. Holga's ex is a househusband with a homosexual voice who quote "weeps openly".
All you have are gaslighting cope saying in pure and utter psychosis "Ignore what you saw, ignore what the directors and writers said, ignore what your eyes see, instead only pay attention to my bizarre, autistic re-definition of stuff you didn't actually see in the movie and my bizarre obsession with ignoring everything that actually happened on screen".
>I'm going to gaslight and pretend that they had no choice but to make the male characters non-melee roles and the female character the melee character, >I'm also going to pretend Bards don't typically carry swords.
Wow, you sure showed me.
>It was a good movie
Nah it was pretty shit.
Too many characters (why was the paladin even there?)
too jokey (Bradley Cooper, Hugh Grant all dumbshit scenes)
gender reversals too ham-handed
Plot too paint by the numbers (point a point b point c)
I build a spaceship that cost 150 million, someone buys it from me for 200 million dollars but, taxes take 100 million.
Therefore I lost money and you are trying to act stupid to incite an argument.
sexo
5/10
Just play bladur's gate 3 and skip this
do i have to play the first ones or can i start with 3?
No you don't
Yeah and you can entirely choose if he's joining you or not.
His backstory is completely coherent for someone with black skin
cool can i run it on a 1080?
Yeah
The graphics in the game aren't anything special
It's genuinely a decent game
The character interactions are like a mix of the witcher 3 and mass effect
If it's not nominated for game of the year i'll be disapointed
cool i’ll get it tonight. thanks for the recommendation
i can kill him, right?
It's more likely you can frick him. All of Cinemaphile is just complaining that the romance in the game feels completely inorganic. Usually you have to willingly initiate the stuff, seek it out, go through lengthy quests. In this one you'll barely meet a character, let him into your party and then every line of dialog he says will be about his desire to have your dick in his butthole.
metacritic is usually pretty accurate, especially if both ratings are close together
I don't consume pozz. If you want me to play your game, don't put pozz in it. It's not that complicated.
Black folk have been in Forgotten Realms since long before you were born
In regards to narrative, no
The first game is garbage
The second one is one of the most important games ever made
18+ website anon.
>nigro right on the cover
Just don't frick the men if you don't want gay shit
I made a virigin knight character that's a paladin and emodies the religious Cinemaphile perspective
He denies all romance and fights against evil in the name of his gods
But anon, if they wanted gay sex, why couldn't they *just watch porn*? That's always their complaint when people complain the women are ugly, so why can't they follow their own fricking advice?
It's fine to be able to *avoid* the gay sex, but it's not fun traveling around with companions constantly commenting that they want to sheethe their swords with your anus.
It's objectively a decent game
Cope and seethe
You objectively love the way dick tastes and you factually will never be a woman. I rate the game 41/100 cope and seethe.
You're going to end up killing yourself because you've let them hoodwink you into not being able to enjoy anything
Clean your room bucko etc etc
>hoodwink you into not being able to enjoy anything
I have 932 games on steam. That's not even talking about the genuinely thousands of console games I own for like a dozen systems. I'm following a ton of shows and constantly downloading more movies, mostly older ones, but for instance this month I'm still looking forward to the Metalocalypse movie and Armored Core.
You're completely fricking delusional and totally off your fricking rocker if you think I have to put up with any god damned thing I don't like with the absolute magnitude of other options I possess. I don't have to play your gay game about bear fricking with trannies and chicks with dicks bro lol. It's ugly as frick and there aren't even breast sliders. If you have to "correct" a game with mods, the game is SHIT. You like shit. You love taste and feel of it sliding down your shit-eating homosexual throat.
Seethe.
Sweety... honeybun
No one cars about your 932 games on steam
All it proves sweety, is that you waste your money on any shit you find on steam
99% of those are hentai games. I know the type.
>No one cars
Ahhh, the refuge of the sociopath, "I speak for everyone." Why would what you care about matter? Fact is I have plenty to enjoy, I don't have to swallow your SLOP. You hear me homosexual? I'm the consumer. Your job is to suck my fricking dick. You put a product that contains shit I don't like, I don't spend money on it. That's all there fricking is to it and you can't cry, insult, lecture or do any god damned thing to change it. Your game is ugly gayshit for homos who wanna frick bears. It doesn't interest me. Deal with it.
>99% of those are hentai games.
No, most of the porn games on steam are shit, there's like three porn games on the entire account and I genuinely got them or the gameplay lol. I like dungeon crawlers and metroidvanias and there's one series that has a lot of that, so I got those on sale.
Cinemaphile really isn't the place for you lmao
Can't even identify obvious bait
Guarantee you I've been coming here longer than you. Reducing a troll to claiming they were just pretending to be moronic is always satisfying.
Baldurs gate is a great game
You were absolutely fuming lmao
You may be a woman in the game but you will NEVER be a real woman in real life.
Cope and sneethe
Whitey is made his vidya bf is getting split by bbc
>prolapsed anus is different perspective
Ok groomers.
I'm trans and so. much. THIS! I can finally be a woman in the DnD world with a penis!
>play gay sex simulator that punishes you for taking the evil route and only has like 3-4 non-useless spells
No thx
No
Didn't watch. Don't care. Too many black characters.
She's only 15
it’s honestly creepy they won’t show a white child, like 10x creepier than me noticing is the dozens of people who agreed for this film white children are not allowed
that’s because white children btfo all other children
i’m glad they’re not getting raped by israelites at least
Same. Was actively hoping it would bomb and I was not disappointed. Also frick hasbro.
It barely broke even, sorry to ruin your weird hatefulness but yea.
>broke even
Are you fricking moronic? The math is broken down right here:
Or are you one of those stupid people who thinks the theaters host the movies for free? Lol.
Okay how old is that article? Movie made over 208m so far, and if it cost 150 to make, and lets say 50m for marketing and Pine's bloated contract, i think thats breaking even anon, or pretty fricking close to it.
>Movie made over 208m so far, and if it cost 150 to make, and lets say 50m for marketing and Pine's bloated contract, i think thats breaking even anon, or pretty fricking close to it.
Wow, so you are pretending to be so moronic you don't know the theater takes half.
If a movie makes 100mil the theater gets 50mil. So no, the movie still has not broken even year lol. It needed to make 500mil to break even, they spent way more than 50mil on marketing, did you see all the different premieres they flew the entire cast out to?
Unless you homosexuals have a breakdown of this movie to prove to me that it was a flop, instead of posting universal blanket statements from fricking MATT FRICKING DAMON of all people, go piss up a rope
>Unless you homosexuals have a breakdown of this movie to prove to me that it was a flop
It was posted further up in the thread and has already been linked to you:
You've already acknowledged it made 208. You cannot fricking deny the theater takes 50%, that means it only actually made 104. Now do you have an actual counterargument or are you just going to gaslight like a moron and restate pretending you're so profoundly moronic you don't understand this? It needed to make 402mil to break even.
Wikipedia says so, sorry chud! It failed to break even.
I mean, yes.
It was fun, I hope it gets a sequel
DXVXA
Here we go again, another 300+ post thread full of the same crying about poc in a fantasy world and epic gotchas like that BMW meme and comparison to The Last Airbender.
actually it's a stealth advertisers thread for Balls Hurt Gay 3
Anon you don't have to be gay if you don't want
It's just like real life in this aspect
I see you didn't deny being a shill
>poc
Oh boy, 300 posts of you crying like the autistic b***h you are and thinking if you mention the arguments that bend you over and FRICK you, then you don't have to bother refuting them. Lmfao.
Now scream schizo over and over.
It played out quite differently to how I imagined. It was a lot less woke than it was marketed as, which was really weird. Mostly because it was all a joke, and as a joke it works. Beefy stronk Butch who don't need no man addicted to halflings? Sold.
As for that fawn chick, she may as well not have been in it. Brought nothing to the flick, at all, just a vibe she was doing everyone a huge favour for existing. Worst part of the movie by far. Luckily actually overshadowed by the two male leads. Solid hero/bad guy combo. All up, a watchable movie. But definitely not AD&D. The nuDnD is just awful. I think the biggest surprise is that they managed to salvage a half way decent flick out of that horrid shitpile at all.
What are the horns for?
i think you know
My ass
to RIPPEN her head from her neck
horns on a female can only serve one purpose
Something to grab on to while taking her from behind
Oh anon, it's clearly for face fricking her...
don’t tell him, let him make a fool of himself next time he fricks a tiefling
slingshot -100 accuracy
on horseback -1000 accuracy
Enemy AC: 3
roll required to hit: 1104.
>20
heh get good
Handlebars for hardcore handholding
SOPH IS NOT FOR LEWD YOU SON OF A b***h
they set her up with the nigzard, more racemixing
>sink money into watching this shit because it had Sophia (FoTM waifu) in it
>she is in it for 2 minutes at most
>she gets paired up with a fricking mutt
That was one of the most unpleasant movie experiences I ever had. I actually felt dread at the fact that I payed to watch this and I'll lament the fact I could have used that money in any other fricking way. Goddamn everything man just goddamn all to hell.
Can anyone tell me who is this cute boy? He looks so cute!
just play dnd with chatgpt
it was okay movie
didn't hate it, will never bother rewatching it
The Ron Weasley phenotype everyone..
>implying
homie it's not even the best D&D movie
but it has soph
Sophh has no breasts, and the reason the only part of her skin shown is her armpits is because it's safehorny bullshit and the armpit is traditionally displayed on MALE characters on various movie posters because it's a testosterone signifier. Go look up superhero movie posters, they always have their arms raised or extended for a reason. The entire theme of this pile of shit movie is gender inversion.
Does it have sexy Drow mommys in it?
Nah not like you're used to
Drow? No. Black people larping as Elves and pretending to have British accents and wear knight armor in medieval castles because they're ashamed of their pathetic, inferior culture? Yes. Plenty of that.
>Butthurt nogs still have no credible counter argument to this and angrily sperg out every time it's posted.
>wahhh they didnt make it like my 12 year old video game
stfu homosexual israelite
>they didnt make it like my 12 year old video game
There is no video game mentioned in that image. What in tardation are you sperging about?
>Avatar the Last Airbender
>Dungeons & Dragons
>Video game
>wokegays still sobbing with bleeding asses over their complete and total inability to make this bomb a success.
This right here was really the movie's death rattle though. The second the directors said this shit no one would even consider seeing it anymore.
I watched the movie and I really don’t think emasculate is the right word. The male characters were flawed, made mistakes and overcame their challenges. They showed themselves capable but struggled in their achievements and ultimately had the most agency. The female characters were more or less along for the ride, even that evil bald b***h answered to two male masters. So either that headline is intentionally misleading in the foolish effort to get women to see a fantasy movie or whoever said it legitimately does not know what that word means.
-Edgin knits while Holga fights. Edgin wriggles on the floor uselessly while Holga fights. Edgin is shit on as weak and worthless the entire fricking film INCLUDING for his plans.
-The men are always, ALWAYS put in a subservient, feminine position. Simon is princess carried by Holga. They wake up the corpse and Simon screams like a girl while the girls are stoic and unaffected. Holga's ex is a househusband with a homosexual voice who quote "weeps openly".
All you have are gaslighting cope saying in pure and utter psychosis "Ignore what you saw, ignore what the directors and writers said, ignore what your eyes see, instead only pay attention to my bizarre, autistic re-definition of stuff you didn't actually see in the movie and my bizarre obsession with ignoring everything that actually happened on screen".
>the bard lets the fighter do the fighting
Woah…
>I'm going to gaslight and pretend that they had no choice but to make the male characters non-melee roles and the female character the melee character,
>I'm also going to pretend Bards don't typically carry swords.
Wow, you sure showed me.
The people complaining don't actually play D&D, anon.
You definitely don't play:
I wonder why this one in particular just utterly makes the shills lose their shit.
>It was a good movie
Nah it was pretty shit.
Too many characters (why was the paladin even there?)
too jokey (Bradley Cooper, Hugh Grant all dumbshit scenes)
gender reversals too ham-handed
Plot too paint by the numbers (point a point b point c)
It bombed because it was shit.
I forgot it 5 seconds after watching it. 0 cultural impact.
This is the kind of movie that chuds say have no political message or any significance whatsoever. Just pure hedonistic voyeurism.
Yea I miss when movies were just 2 hours of frickin fun too anon.
I'm no foot gay but she does make a convincing enough case.
I liked it
My kids got a laugh out of it.
Watched it. Enjoyed it. Don’t get the point of anons who didn’t watch it complaining about it.
yeah i liked it
>hey its that really charismatic girl from IT, lets give her the most boring monotone lines imaginable, that'll sell tickets
Another daily Sophia Lillis thread, thanks board custodian for posting this.
Also your movie flopped and you're never getting another one.
Imagine a world where 200m is a flop. Is the sky green to you too anon? And stop being a homosexual btw its pretty cringe.
>imagine a world where 200m is a flop.
Don't have to imagine it, we're living in it.
Please stop pretending you don't understand how this works.
I build a spaceship that cost 150 million, someone buys it from me for 200 million dollars but, taxes take 100 million.
Therefore I lost money and you are trying to act stupid to incite an argument.
Really missed the opportunity to market it along with Baldur's Gate 3
It was good, but D&D movies never do well.
It really was.
It really wasn't.
it's not good but i was expecting to be miserable throughout when my friends invited me to watch it and i was surprisingly charmed in a lot of parts
Stop replying to your own thread to keep it alive.
>Aaaaaaaand the schizo is at it again