It was fine. But if felt like they didn't even try to make it great.
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It was fine. But if felt like they didn't even try to make it great.
>have decades worth of iconic game music to pull from
>fill the soundtrack with gay pop songs
theres nothing worse than to ensure a movie becomes outdated within a couple years than to do this.
The pop songs they used have been popular for 40 years
Wasn't even the only movie that year with Holding Out for a Hero in it
MY MAN IS REVIEWING A KID'S MOVIE!!!!
A KID'S MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!
Watched this with my nephew, he was confused by the plotholes. Imagine making a movie that is too stupid for kids. It wasn't terrible, but I agree that they put very little effort into it.
>lonely strong gorl seeks help
>meets man who is actually a good guy, but no one knows him
>teams up with good plumber who regrets his path
is this plagiarism?
>But if felt like they didn't even try to make it great.
and yet it was.
>An Illumination movie feels lowest-common denominator
No shit, that's literally their thing.
The animation was good. The script was lame.
They stepped it up for the first minions movie though, that was kino.
Secret Life of Pets was really good
it's meticulously, brilliantly crafted slop, an orgy of references to sundry mario media endlessly weaving in and out of a relentless hero-saves-the-day kiddie movie plot, setpieces ever more cataclysmic, stark candy hues all over everything for the fall guys/roblox brained children of the world , the very quintessence of trademark franchise copyright industry slop cinema
Polly want a cracker?
frick you
but to answer your question, no, not today, today polly wants a Black person (you) . polly wants to frick you in the ass
>Craaaaawling in my skiiiiiin, the Mario movie was not gooooood.
>Huuuh why was a movie but the studio that keeps shitting out minions and talking animal sequels not putting more effort into this????
They should have gone with Aardman.
The one thing I'd have changed is during the scene when bowser proposes to the princess, she should have rejected him by saying she could never marry a villain who kidnaps people and invades other kingdoms. Instead she just says "ew no" because giant turtle man gave her the ick.
the super mario brotheers
Let's just be glad that it didn't turn out like pic related, which doesn't resemble the source material at all.
The Sonic movies have more soul
More soul, but they aren't good movies either
The worst of Minions humor, but with Mario skins. How Nintendo greenlit this landfill is anyone's guess. Miyamoto's senile at this point
it needs more diversity
Movie Peach
Humiliation ritual
Picrelated to everyone above me.
It shows you all the characters and references of the franchise, but it has none of the magic of the original games, you don't feel like mario is agaisnt this mysterious world with deadly threats for him, it's just kiddie shit paw patrol-tier.