It will easily be biggest bomb of the whole MCU

so what you're saying is, if she out all her weight on both legs she'd have a giant, succulent rump that I could spank and grab

that doesn't make any sense. I'm pretty sure my way is how it would be in reality.
her anus protector cushions would inflate to twice their size and burst through her jeans

I do in every thread. We're going around in circles, so you need to come up with some new complaints I can berate you for

You're hopeless, Brieschizo

>The fact that she's a terrible actor and terrible person aren't enough
You're an even worse actor and person. Ergo, Brie > you.

A noble lie is better than open hostility. If you assumed a fake personality and told someone to tie their laces so they don't trip out of a disingenuous need to appear as a hero, you still did someone a favor.
In fact, you'd be better off faking those qualities if you don't have them right now, something might stick.

>considering she wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.
yeah she'd do it just because she likes it

Just start a thread about a male celebrity showing his respective breasts off, there's never any complaints there lmao

I don't like her personality but that poster is just being obtusely gay and complaining about objectively good qualities

The one who sounds like a jealous roastie trying to wiener block

Yes, also it's clearly a she and she's jealous of Brie's popularity and the lack of her own lmao
No "man" goes around threads complaining about breasts

Nice rebuttal gay, except you came here to complain and not the other way around
in fact I don't personally like her but now I will just to spite (You)

Considering your life revolves around it, I don't doubt it my fellow male

>comes into thread to b***h about.. breasts?
>not anything of actual value
>when he could've simply ignored the thread
I don't know if it does but it's sad as frick either way

>n-no u
Kek,keep seething I guess
not a conversation worth getting into

I responded to a jealous roastie, dunno why you had to get involved
probably to defend her honor which makes you a hypocrite

What I do realize is that out of 84 posters ITT, you're the gayest one there is

Whatever you say, jealous uggo

that was more straw man

Oscar Wilde over here. Voltaire.
I can give myself all the male attention I need. I did earlier, actually. But ok. We'll do it your way.
>look at me, i am totally wightnighting the Crypt Keeper, which is why instead of actual arguments i repeat roastie and uggo ad nauseum
Didn't you say it wasn't worth discussing? Yet here we are.
-1 bump

Where are you getting jealousy from, I wonder? Disgust, sure. Pity, even.
For you as well.

it's probably brie herself playing hard to get like she usually does

I didn't come into the thread until much later and I just noticed some gay (you) crying about tiddies

What post, actually? I would laugh so fricking hard if it wasn't even me that got you bawling.

*shakes hand*

Nothing but tears and a -1 bump limit every time.

> roastie roastie roastie roastie
youre doing terrific

you were misguided but we forgive you

why is she so obsessed with phalluses bros

Look at my breasts.
I can't act for shit!

I proposed to her in real life instead. she has been too busy being wooed by me these last few months to pay attention to her myspace account.
the wedding will be in south carolina, you're all invited.

it's too late, brie is already picking out a wedding dress, a wedding reception dress, a honeymoon flight dress, and a honeymoon dinner dress - plus a honeymoon bikini dress for when we go skiing in canada

>taking selfies while she shops ALONE at Party City
Yikes, she really does have autism.

She looks malnourished.

This. I tolerate Brie despite her being autismal. Don't like picking on the disabled.

me on the left

why oh why did she do it

And simps have the nerve to say that she has big breasts. Look at how much smaller they are on the right.