It wouldn't have been so hated if it was just an original kaiju IP unconnected to the Godzilla brand.

It wouldn't have been so hated if it was just an original kaiju IP unconnected to the Godzilla brand.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    there is not one good american kaiju film and never will be.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Godzilla 98 is dumb fun, 2014 was dreadful to sit through and killed all MV hype I may have had.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You didn’t miss much the rest of the MV is more Marvel mcu trash.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Pacific rimjob is not american or what?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    instead it would have been completely forgotten about and only compared to Godzilla; is that better?

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should've called it a Beast From A Thousand Fathoms remake.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *20,000 Fathoms

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can see that. The scene where Godzilla wails while hugging that skyscraper seems like a direct homage to the lighthouse scene in The Beast from 20,000 Fathoms.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Godzillagays are slop eaters to begin win.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Weebs would say left looks better.
      The whole 98 godzilla hate is unjustified btw

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >The whole 98 godzilla hate is unjustified btw
        Utterly.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The spin-off cartoon was fun too.

          I have no recollection of the scene withi the mini-zillas and would swear that I've only seen it for the first time on Cinemaphile now over the past few weeks. All I remember was them finding and destroying the eggs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      homie, if you are actually going to pretend that Minilla is in any way similar in concept or execution to 98s: "hey guys, I watched Jurassic Park the other day, and raptor scenes are fire," then you haven't watched a single Showa or Heisei joint featuring that fricker.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >concept
        Baby Godzilla
        >execution
        One looks like a stunted moronic rubber baby the other (American) looks great.
        Everything else is weeb mental gymnastics

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Baby Godzilla
          Except it's not hostile, does nothing to human characters, is endearing to them and quite literally a surrogate baby in some movies. Not Jurassic Park raptor scenes. So, yes thank you for confirming that you haven't seen a single joint.
          You are not a Godzilla movie you will never be a Godzilla movie, you fricking hermaphrodite piece of shit. Now take your moronic CGI lizards and forever be the Emmerich slopa and a butt of the joke.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Except it's not hostile, does nothing to human characters, is endearing to them and quite literally a surrogate baby in some movies.
            Not sure how does this schizobabble stops it being a baby Godzilla

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              that idiot doesnt get the point that the idea of a mini godzilla is hacky bullshit regardless of its intentions

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Raptor scenes are fire.

        Also Junior isn't that Minilla abomination.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The baby is literally less of a b***h then Zilla given that Minilla's whole character was "Learning to fight their own battles and not be a little b***h that runs away from trouble"

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was a good movie.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Godzilla gays hate movie for no reason other than name
    >Final Fantasy gays hate movie for no reason other than name
    >both are kino and entertaining full of soul
    shallow dorks like these are why the entertainment industry is in the current state

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That's a fair statement. They took a series about a giant wrestling lizard and make a King Kong movie out of it, which nobody wanted.

    It's not a great movie but it's not a bad one, and the opening credits are pure 100% kino. It just looks bad coming after Independence Day which was an audience slam-dunk.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Official soundtrack was amazing

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    youve made this thread before. this bad movie will always be bad no matter what kind of hypothetical framing you try to give it

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It wasn't any more un-Godzilla than Shin was.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this movie is the epitome of americanized horseshit. every god damn trope and cliche. shit dialogue. godzilla takes a backseat to most of the other queer shit going on and you dont even see the homie till like 40 minutes into the fricking thing. god damn i hate this movie and mathew broderic was a total miscast

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >you dont even see the homie till like 40 minutes into the fricking thing
      This has got to be the most puzzling complaint about both Godzilla 98 and 2014. Did you even watch the original Gojira?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        no im a gamera bro

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          GAMERA IS REALLY NEAT

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          absolutely based id like to see godzilla match this kind of kino

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  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >make a better Godzilla film than japs AND make the undisputed best animated Godzilla show
    Japipo bros...

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Zilla runs away for more than half the movie
    >Doesn't even breather atomic breath
    >Gets killed by a few cruiser missiles

    No wonder the original Godzilla team walked out in the middle of the premiere

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GODZILLA IS SUPPOSED TO BE RUBBER ONLY NOT SOME CGI SHIT!
    minus one comes out
    >SUBARASHI... GODZILLA LOOKS SO GOOD IN 3D. JAPAN NAMBAH ONE!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      People already took the CGpill with Shin.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Shin doesn't get enough credit for bridging the gap between goofy looking Godzilla rubber suit and an unstoppable horrifying monster. Minus One's success probably owes a lot to Shin for making Nips more receptive to CGI.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Godzilla Final Wars was a huge bomb because nips were highly receptive to The Incredibles.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Same story with dmc
      >Donte game comes out
      Reeeee ugly western slop
      >Dmc 5 with Nero as upscaled Donte comes out
      Ah the genius of the Nipponese!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You can't compare Donte to DMC5 Nero
        Apples to oranges
        Nero has way better writing and much more charismatic dialogue

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