>it’s a Bernadette walks in on Raj and Howard’s 7-hour goon sesh episode
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>it’s a Bernadette walks in on Raj and Howard’s 7-hour goon sesh episode
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>it’s a Sheldon uploads CP to Howard’s work computer episode
Bazomper
>it’s a Howard’s mom makes some phonecalls and gets him out of jail episode
At the end of the episode Raj says "well, at least you've managed to delete it all" and Howard says "well, most of it" and then smirks.
>Raj goes on a rant at lunch about interracial dating statistics
kek
>”Raj, why are you wearing woman’s clothing?”
>OUR WHOLE UNIVERSE WAS IN A HOT DENSE STATE
>it’s a Penny starts an OnlyFans episode
>it’s a Howards wastes his and Bernadette’s life savings on Penny’s Only Fans episode
This could actually be an episode. There was an episode where Leonard basically prostitutes out Penny after finding out she was in a no budget trashy horror movie and nerds jerked off to her. He probably would manage her onlyfans
He 100% has that personality. I can hear him say "listen Penny, I love you, so what makes you happy makes me happy". He would then make a joke about what he could buy with the subscription money (ofc it will be some nerd shit). Goddammit, I hate Leonard
Aka "The Redditor"
The show would end because she would become a millionaire and have no reason to hang out with those losers anymore.
kino
In a later episode you see Leonard splurging his money on expensive nerd shit (rare comic books, action figures, swords). Sheldon notices it as they are all eating dinner in the living room. He asks Leonard how he could afford all that, Leonard tells him about OF. Sheldon stays silent for 5 seconds. The audience expects him to have a negative reaction to it. Instead he turns to Amy and says "Amy could you –", but she cuts him off and immediately says "NO!"
>Penny keeps getting (high priced) requests to do erotic cosplay
>the customer always sends pictures of figurines he wants Penny to immitate
>Leonard: “Howard actually has that figure too!” Oh and that one. And that one. Wow, this could be Howard’s collection!”
>Leonard falls silent when the realization suddenly dawns on him
This is gold
that episode would fit perfectly
Did she know she was a paid actress in a sitcom? Why else would she stay with leonard?
>It’s a Bernadette
Stopped reading there. I’m watching.
>it’s a Sheldon calls Leonard and Howard “manlets” episode
>it's a bernadette falls forwards but bounces back to her feet episode
Holy based
>It's Raj tries to justify gangrapes as old Indian tradition and admits he participated in one
>Somehow a seemingly normal girl agrees to date Raj but he scares her off when he tells her his servants used to wipe his butthole clean with their hands back in india
>it's a Leonard goes full chud and educates Penny on online dating statistics episode
>it's a penny shows those glorious breasts episode
>it’s an Amy becomes a pickme chudette episode
>pickme
I see women use this word a lot. What does it mean?
Seconding this
From memory, it is a buzzword used by feminists to denounce women whom they see as being supposedly too willing to agree to everything men say, think or do in an effort to attract their attention and love
Is that a version of "i am not like the other girls"?
More or less
>it's a penny gets a dyke haircut but her body makes up for it
I like how they referenced this awful haircut in the show. Everyone hated it there too.
Bernadette was so hot. Her fat, juicy milkers were so fricking suckable. I just wanted to mount her and suck her teats dry until I passed out from lack of oxygen
I just realized her face is kinda similar to Daphne from Frasier.
>It's a Howard snaps and starts dressing and acting like his mother while Raj pretends nothing is happening and Bernadette attempts suicide episode
Not another one!
>Howard and Raj's gaming youtube channel takes off
>Howard goes trans, abandons his wife and newborn, and makes the channel about social justice
>it's a Leonard jerks off while listening on Penny's apartment door to her getting fricked by a random ONS
Seeing Leopard crying and accidentally wiping his tears with his cum hand was the funniest part of that episode
I liked the twist at the end. They keep the identity of Penny's hookups a secret and Leonard and Sheldon theorize who it would be because Leonard is obsessed by it. Then at the very end he finds out that she is fricking her way through the university's football team.
>"It just doesn't make sense, Leonard! Penny's "guest" has been thrusting almost non-stop for 4 hours now! Either his grandpappy was a jack-rabbit, or he's somehow cloned himself a dozen times just to satisfy that corn-fed Jezebel."
>"Would you knock it off? I'm trying to hear what's happening! Pfft. Cloned himself... wait a minute, WAIT A MINUTE!"
>Leonard is looking through his door spy into the hallway.
>Sheldon: "Are you trying to meet Penny in the hallway again, pretending it is pure coincidence you are leaving at the same time?"
>Leonard: "No!...Maybe."
>Sheldon passes him some hard candy.
>Leonard: "Cough drops? What am I supposed to do with those?"
>Sheldon: "Offer her some. The only time she was not moaning or screaming last night was when she was audibly gagging on something. She must have a sore throat."
Maybe add a pun how in Texas they call it hoarse throat/prostitute's throat.
Was this a real episode or you guys are just joking ?
t. autist
It was real, I wrote it
as real as it gets
yes
It's an Amy joins Jeopardy! as a temporary host but won't leave despite everyone clearly wanting Ken as the replacement for Alex Trebek
>it's a Henry Cavill cameo episode where all the girls try to have sex with him but he actually just wants to play games with the boys
Bernadette>Penny