James Rolfe is legitmately mentally handicapped and it hasn't stopped him from pursuing his dreams, being internationally famous, marrying his college girlfriend, becoming a father and being free to do whatever he pleased all before hitting forty.
Truthers/Trooners are self-diagnosed with whatever mental illness is currently popular. Living lives of no consequence and refusing to face the reality that their lives are shit because they are shit people. When they see someone with legitmate problems leading a great life it forces them to face that reality.
He just pandered to the lowest common denominator by making poop jokes and using swears. That isn't funny to anyone past 8 years old or mentally past 8 like he is. But hey if you think that's such an accomplishment then why don't you offer him a high five at his next public appearance. Tards love high fives.
His point is that you structure your life around obsessing about this guy and you are too fricking stupid to see the irony.
3 months ago
Anonymous
It's sour grapes where most of us are wageslaving while he got lucky and hit the jackpot where all he has to do is watch movies he likes and give his thoughts for a few minutes BUT "no time, muh kids, what you want me to suffer?"
3 months ago
Anonymous
>he got lucky
Funny how all the lucky people worked 100 hour work weeks for years with little to show for it until they achieved this state of luckyness.
3 months ago
Anonymous
>100 work weeks
He slapped together short videos in his bedroom shouting shitballs at retro videogames. They weren't labour intensive, he was just lucky to make the right thing at the right time
3 months ago
Anonymous
James has never worked a 100 hour week in his fricking life, it was pulling teeth to ask him to push shopping carts for a few minutes
Facts about Cinemassacre >Mike invented AVGN and James lies that he created the character saying "he's based on his old boss" >Bootsy is a manlet and his anti-trump rants is the reason why he was fired (mike voted for trump) >James Rolfe is a literal moron that thinks he invented indie filmmaking, came up with Toy Story and talked to Spielberg on AOL >Mike edited basically every video on Cinemassacre and responsible for every good video on the channel >Mike is worth millions while James almost has no money >Mike has a hot girlfriend while James has b***h of a wife that controls him
>james rolfe >finally realised his life's goal of making a feature length film >it's a total piece of shit >dead look in eyes >balding >cuckhold to BBC loving SJW wife >moronic baby >video game collection destroyed >forced to get a tattoo by a black man that was fricking his wife >literal micropenis >forced into a permanent chastity cage by one of her wife's black bull >hemorrhaging money >forced to play a character he hates to pay the medical bills for his spaz kid >had to sell most of his classic games for a baby that probably isn't his >has to rimjob her wife's Black person lovers while they frick her >sideburns inverselty proportional to the hair on his head >getting fatter by the day >blood pressure on the rise >has to eat Black person cum out of her wife's pussy on a daily basis >literally a ticking time bomb of fatness and depression >still wearing t-shirts (even metal t-shirts) like a teenager >fallen so far but still hasn't hit the absolute bottom >also has no way to get back to the top
>mike matei >aging like a fine wine >getting more handsome every day >thick full head of beautifully groomed hair >hot girlfriends >solely responsible for AVGN and James' paychecks for the last 10 years >funnier than james >smarter than james >bigger penis than james >his hot girlfriends are all faithful >better at making films than james >dresses nicely >10" diamond hard thick penis >can frick for hours >fricks like a machine >more interesting opinions than james >better at video games than jmes >lets james come over to his awesome apartment because he's such a killer nice guy he won't leave this shell of a man in the dust >lets james suck his gigantic beautiful wiener off >nothing but good things ahead >phd in applied mathematics soon >confident enough in himself to release embarrassing videos of himself and laugh it off because he's that alpha >actually has talent in multiple areas (drawing, video editing, wed administration, etc.)
Oh good. I too hope to one day be shuffled into a convention center side room with crowd of tasteless aging self professed nerds and clap to James duck stomping on stage to a hair metal cover of the Mappy theme music.
He said he went to a special school but he never really specified what for. He walks like a duck so many theorized whatever ailment he has, that could be part of it.
>Complains to a psych that the fan is too loud >Cried and pissed his pants when things didn't go his way >Smashed a window because a bus driver was annoyed at him and said "balls on the dick", he was at least 14 when that happened >Drove on the wrong side of the road almost killing himself and his passenger >Attempted to self harm so his boss would feel bad about asking him to empty shoe boxes faster >Suspended from college for filming vandalism and then distributing the "film" to everyone he knew >Sat in a hallway for hours to get into a computer lab to edit some shit video he was making instead of leaving and coming back later >Attempted suicide by drowning in front of his family because he got suspended from college, they didn't even notice >Attempted suicide again by laying on the railway tracks
He's a mongoloid
One of the many reasons i hate this guy is how he strings together sentences with swear words that make absolutely no sense.
There's an artform to using swear words creatively and he just doesn't get it.
"this game is a shitload of frick" >HAHAHAHA HE SAID BAD WORDS!!!!
Seriously?
He grew up with autism brain and now he has boomer autism brain. The weird part is Mike leaving the channel so he could "focus on streaming". Something happened between these two. My guess is that Mike called out James wife for cucking him/running his life(muh 5:40) and James defended her because he's a beta and when she caught wind of this she had a Karen sperg out but they couldn't fire him or anything because he legally owns half of cinemassacre.
i dont even understand baskin roberts trust fund band
i get the misspelling of baskin robbins
but what is the significance of it being a trust fund band
what even is a trust fund band? a band of people that all have trust funds? a band of people funded by a trust? what is the connection to ice cream?
at least JigC made sense? ok that one didnt make sense either but this one is just stupid
why is he asian?
Suicide?! Why???
Can't his old friends forgive him even if they can't collaborate professionally with him? Big whoop he plagiarized YouTube content mill scripts that James should never have outsourced to a ghostwriter in the first place.
I mean I glean that he tard raged in response but why would that equal Crystal cutting all ties and saying such harsh things as she regrets ever having met him etc? She's not with Screenwave and only met Tony through him.
>hah clearly you don't get it... the show is actually super ADULT and DISTURBING because there's tons of MATURE THEMES and IMPLICATIONS. it is NOT for little kids, the story is VERY COMPLEX and DARK! it just leaves the worst parts to your imagination and that makes it DARKER!"
Is there anything more pathetic than playing in a video game music cover band?
Playing in a baskin roberts trust fund band.
forced meme
yeah, whinging about it on a tuvan shoe-string forum.
Posting daily on r/Cinemassacre truth for one.
brutal
Why do they hate AVGN so much? I don't get it.
James Rolfe is legitmately mentally handicapped and it hasn't stopped him from pursuing his dreams, being internationally famous, marrying his college girlfriend, becoming a father and being free to do whatever he pleased all before hitting forty.
Truthers/Trooners are self-diagnosed with whatever mental illness is currently popular. Living lives of no consequence and refusing to face the reality that their lives are shit because they are shit people. When they see someone with legitmate problems leading a great life it forces them to face that reality.
He just pandered to the lowest common denominator by making poop jokes and using swears. That isn't funny to anyone past 8 years old or mentally past 8 like he is. But hey if you think that's such an accomplishment then why don't you offer him a high five at his next public appearance. Tards love high fives.
His point is that you structure your life around obsessing about this guy and you are too fricking stupid to see the irony.
It's sour grapes where most of us are wageslaving while he got lucky and hit the jackpot where all he has to do is watch movies he likes and give his thoughts for a few minutes BUT "no time, muh kids, what you want me to suffer?"
>he got lucky
Funny how all the lucky people worked 100 hour work weeks for years with little to show for it until they achieved this state of luckyness.
>100 work weeks
He slapped together short videos in his bedroom shouting shitballs at retro videogames. They weren't labour intensive, he was just lucky to make the right thing at the right time
James has never worked a 100 hour week in his fricking life, it was pulling teeth to ask him to push shopping carts for a few minutes
If you think most people watched it for the poop jokes, you're beyond moronic.
Also sometimes bedroom wrestling Mike Matei in campy costumes
Captcha:TWXWWF
-t. Doug Walker
Hbomber has a legion of tranoid rape apologists who attack anyone he features in one of his 4 hour snooze fests.
Maybe they're just huge fans of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde for the NES.
posting on AVGNTruth
A jam band
Facts about Cinemassacre
>Mike invented AVGN and James lies that he created the character saying "he's based on his old boss"
>Bootsy is a manlet and his anti-trump rants is the reason why he was fired (mike voted for trump)
>James Rolfe is a literal moron that thinks he invented indie filmmaking, came up with Toy Story and talked to Spielberg on AOL
>Mike edited basically every video on Cinemassacre and responsible for every good video on the channel
>Mike is worth millions while James almost has no money
>Mike has a hot girlfriend while James has b***h of a wife that controls him
tldr mike is BASED
He also the played the joker that one time alongside Mark Hamill
Mike also has a ten inch pecker
Does he tho? I thought the remote pick was someone else's that he stole from some gay porn site.
Nah it's Mike "On the street packing shmeat" Matei.
>james rolfe
>finally realised his life's goal of making a feature length film
>it's a total piece of shit
>dead look in eyes
>balding
>cuckhold to BBC loving SJW wife
>moronic baby
>video game collection destroyed
>forced to get a tattoo by a black man that was fricking his wife
>literal micropenis
>forced into a permanent chastity cage by one of her wife's black bull
>hemorrhaging money
>forced to play a character he hates to pay the medical bills for his spaz kid
>had to sell most of his classic games for a baby that probably isn't his
>has to rimjob her wife's Black person lovers while they frick her
>sideburns inverselty proportional to the hair on his head
>getting fatter by the day
>blood pressure on the rise
>has to eat Black person cum out of her wife's pussy on a daily basis
>literally a ticking time bomb of fatness and depression
>still wearing t-shirts (even metal t-shirts) like a teenager
>fallen so far but still hasn't hit the absolute bottom
>also has no way to get back to the top
>mike matei
>aging like a fine wine
>getting more handsome every day
>thick full head of beautifully groomed hair
>hot girlfriends
>solely responsible for AVGN and James' paychecks for the last 10 years
>funnier than james
>smarter than james
>bigger penis than james
>his hot girlfriends are all faithful
>better at making films than james
>dresses nicely
>10" diamond hard thick penis
>can frick for hours
>fricks like a machine
>more interesting opinions than james
>better at video games than jmes
>lets james come over to his awesome apartment because he's such a killer nice guy he won't leave this shell of a man in the dust
>lets james suck his gigantic beautiful wiener off
>nothing but good things ahead
>phd in applied mathematics soon
>confident enough in himself to release embarrassing videos of himself and laugh it off because he's that alpha
>actually has talent in multiple areas (drawing, video editing, wed administration, etc.)
I don't get the hate. Rex Viper slaps.
Stay mad homosexual, the album is dropping this year and the live performances will not stop.
Oh good. I too hope to one day be shuffled into a convention center side room with crowd of tasteless aging self professed nerds and clap to James duck stomping on stage to a hair metal cover of the Mappy theme music.
Yeah showing everyone live on stream your e-girlporn folder and screaming at the heavens that the fascists made you do it.
Qrd?
Groomtuber Vaush showed everyone his e-girlporn folder love on twitch, his simps have been running damage control ever since.
I saw Rex Viper at Ozzfest in 02, glad they got the band back together.
Yeah, playing in a shitty video game music cover band.
thats rock n roll baby
i always laugh my ass off at the memes of james being a lobotomized moron because that's literally how he comes off
>memes of james being a lobotomized moron
>memes
He fully opened up about being special ed in his autobiography.
He said he went to a special school but he never really specified what for. He walks like a duck so many theorized whatever ailment he has, that could be part of it.
>Complains to a psych that the fan is too loud
>Cried and pissed his pants when things didn't go his way
>Smashed a window because a bus driver was annoyed at him and said "balls on the dick", he was at least 14 when that happened
>Drove on the wrong side of the road almost killing himself and his passenger
>Attempted to self harm so his boss would feel bad about asking him to empty shoe boxes faster
>Suspended from college for filming vandalism and then distributing the "film" to everyone he knew
>Sat in a hallway for hours to get into a computer lab to edit some shit video he was making instead of leaving and coming back later
>Attempted suicide by drowning in front of his family because he got suspended from college, they didn't even notice
>Attempted suicide again by laying on the railway tracks
He's a mongoloid
You know what they say
Walks like a duck
Talks like a duck
Look at that tattoo, he’s so badass.
I, too, am a fan of getting clip art etched onto my body for life.
>it's STILL the very first image that comes up
jesus christ
He needs a social worker.
One of the many reasons i hate this guy is how he strings together sentences with swear words that make absolutely no sense.
There's an artform to using swear words creatively and he just doesn't get it.
"this game is a shitload of frick"
>HAHAHAHA HE SAID BAD WORDS!!!!
Seriously?
Bullshit artist. The nerd is master of cuss strings and shit load of frick is an excellent phrase.
>allegory for mental illness
What went wrong with James Rolfe?
He grew up with autism brain and now he has boomer autism brain. The weird part is Mike leaving the channel so he could "focus on streaming". Something happened between these two. My guess is that Mike called out James wife for cucking him/running his life(muh 5:40) and James defended her because he's a beta and when she caught wind of this she had a Karen sperg out but they couldn't fire him or anything because he legally owns half of cinemassacre.
He probably just got sick of dealing with the moron, I feel sorry for James' wranglers having to deal with his bullshit excuses
>It's an adult show that happens to be through the medium of artists working around the clock to draw the images therefore it is for children
where did all the cinemassacre shitposting go? did the channel go back to being normal?
seems like people just forgot about him after that shitty Jekyll and Hyde video
The Angry Nerd is not longer angry? Is he stupid?
He's lost the passion
This is why artists should never marry or have kids
i dont even understand baskin roberts trust fund band
i get the misspelling of baskin robbins
but what is the significance of it being a trust fund band
what even is a trust fund band? a band of people that all have trust funds? a band of people funded by a trust? what is the connection to ice cream?
at least JigC made sense? ok that one didnt make sense either but this one is just stupid
why is he asian?
Newt said in a recent livestream that he took Crystal's virginity. Can any truther confirm this?
Newt hass been on the verge of suicide for nearly a year, I wouldn't take anything he says especially seriously
Suicide?! Why???
Can't his old friends forgive him even if they can't collaborate professionally with him? Big whoop he plagiarized YouTube content mill scripts that James should never have outsourced to a ghostwriter in the first place.
I mean I glean that he tard raged in response but why would that equal Crystal cutting all ties and saying such harsh things as she regrets ever having met him etc? She's not with Screenwave and only met Tony through him.
Balls on the dick
Separating fly shit from pepper while wearing boxing gloves.
I remember her being thicker
she's had several children, anon.
You just know erin is an anal bawd
RRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HOW DARE YOU
Has Caveman Kieran launched his solo streaming career yet?
>the adult themes is the characters swearing and making lewd jokes
5:40pm
>Adult themes are just gore, gross out and sex jokes.
basically a James gunn film
It's not adult unless it also contains drugs and alcohol, those are very important
Ever since someone posted that webm of him forcing his wife to kiss another man "for a movie", I lost all my respect for this lil homie.
That wasn’t his wife but his wife did write that scene.
>That wasn’t his wife but his wife did write that scene.
And it shows, oh boy does it show.
Pathetic that all you homosexual morons actually know who this Basedjak is
This guy was prominent on the internet in like 2008 zoomer, underage b&
>ITT: anons eternally seething that James is following his dreams while they're not
Being dead inside is not a personality
>the protagonist died in [insert episode], the rest of the series is just his dying dream
>the last thing a child sees at the Vaush residence
>hah clearly you don't get it... the show is actually super ADULT and DISTURBING because there's tons of MATURE THEMES and IMPLICATIONS. it is NOT for little kids, the story is VERY COMPLEX and DARK! it just leaves the worst parts to your imagination and that makes it DARKER!"
Short Bus, Big Dreams. The James Rolfe story. Forward by Steven Spielburg.
Mike "the womb walloping wise guy" Matei