>It's a dog eat dog world, Ray.
>And I'm the fricking chinamen.
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>It's a dog eat dog world, Ray. >And I'm the fricking chinamen.
>It's a dog eat dog world, Ray.
>And I'm the fricking chinamen.
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>Ray, you have to understand the world is going to shit, so you might as well flush
fricking lol I wish I was high enough IQ for TDS2 posting
Same. All I can do is ask if anons are big guys and spam sneed
Good.
>Sun's shining down shit on all of us, and I can't even catch a Ray
>They say M&M's melt in your mouth, not in your hand Ray. But guess what, we've been holding Skittles this whole fricking time.
>I'd offer to let you taste the rainbow, but you're supposed to savor that
from a previous thread
>I haven't been this nonplussed since I refused to do addition in kindergarten. I've never been a calculating man, Ray. Caspere knew this.
>They say 'addition by subtraction', but tell that to my enemies, who keep multiplying the divisions within my crew.
>I used to be a big exponent of that phrase, Ray. Parenthetically.
>For Pete's sake... You ever wonder who Pete was Ray? I did, turns out he never cared about any of us so why should we care about him?
It's Peter the apostle, right?
I can't actually think of any other famouse petes.
What about that dood who had dat dragon?
sall been thinkin bout
What would you call this. It’s not a euphemism, is it?
Frank speak
Frank posting , very difficult to get right even for a broken clock and my watch ain't broken , caspere knew this,
Just regular idioms recontextualized.
Malapropism
malapropisms are what carmine from the sopranos did
a witticism?
Extended metaphor
You ain't bubblegum, Jack, so why you so chewed up?
its more of a comment really
An aphorism.
anagram
>They say to never count your chickens before they hatch, Ray. What they don’t know is that I’m the fox in the henhouse.
>they say the early bird gets the worm, Ray. But the worm's already on a fishhook so I sleep late
>Ray my mom would always say "The early bird catches the worm." Why settle for the worm? Why not wake up extra early and catch both the bird and the worm. You just killed two birds with one stone there.
chuckled
>That's why you stay up for 3 days straight smoking crystal methamphetamine edging and gooning, until the time is right.
You see, JFK knew this and look what they did to him.
>They say good things come to those who wait, Raymond. Well uh...i'm not gonna lol.
>They say good things come to those who wait, Raymond. They failed to mention that even better things come to those who don't
give it up brah. season 2 is mid
Sometimes your mid season is your best season. Know what I'm saying?
>they call call me a dime in a dozen gangster, and what do you know, I feel like a thousand dollars
A crooked cop like you, Ray, is as straight as an arrow in this twisted world
these are good
>Snug as a bug in a rug and it aint even bedtime yet, Casper knew this!
He's pretty good in the new season of Curb Your Enthusiasm.
they say people who live in glass houses shouldnt throw stones....well im trying to commit insurance fraud' ray
lmfao
>life is a big game of duck duck goose and I'm waiting to get picked. But that butthole ran away with my golden egg a long time ago.
stellar
>They say you can't have your cake and eat it too, Ray. Well I'm fricking baker and I'm immune to diabetes.
>Ray, they say "You can't judge a book by its cover". Well call me fricking "Dredd" because that b***h looks like she got hit by a dumpster-truck going slowly in reverse.
>Forget what you heard about me through the grapevine, Ray. I prefer beer. And Caspere knew this!
Was rust shooting at caspere in S1?
yes and he knew it was coming
>I used to think I was hot shit in a champagne glass, Ray. But in reality, I’m just cold diarrhea in a Dixie cup. Caspere knew this.
>"Fit as a fiddle?" Well, I'm a goddamn Stradivarius, and no one's stringing me along.
Pretty good
>They tell you to get out there and break a leg, Ray. Well, I've already got the fricking crutches.
>I've been looking for answers my entire life, Ray, and you know what I realized the other day? I can't even remember the fricking question.
>They say you shouldn't shit where you eat, but I eat shits like you for breakfast, Ray, and it's already lunchtime.
I’m literally piss-laughing at all these.
They say people piss themselves laughing at me, Ray. I listen to myself sometimes, but you're damn sure I'm always wearing a diaper.
>Some say if you put your hand in water while you sleep you piss your pants, Ray. But my hand’s in acid and I’m wearing a thong.
>They saw when I Rome wasn't built in a day, i keep my ear to the grindstone so that I wont have to lend it to my country men, It aint me it aint me, i aint no fortunate son
Casper knew this
>They say a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, Ray. Well, I just checked her bush and all I found were crabs. Caspere knew this
>You know Ray, they say watch your back, but that's just a dog tail chase.
>They say you can never go home again, but I live in my car, Ray. That's where the heart is.
>Ray you know this, what you see at the end of the bottle is what comes next, but why end there.
>Life dealt me a bad hand, Ray, but I worked at it. I got all the cards together until I became the fricking dealer. But now we're playing chess.
>Ray you know what, kids are tough. But a wall is also tough so smack yourself in.
>When life gives you lemons, make lemonade," Ray? Well, life handed me a basket of limes, but guess what? I'm making margaritas.
It takes two to tango, and at least three to do the conga. What the frick kinda cha-cha are we in then, Ray?
All of the lines in this thread can be read in his voice
fricking kek, any other characters besides true detective guy and Tyrion?
night country is still better
>t. Asspen
I had to change my adult nephew's diaper the other day, Ray, and this is still the most moronic shit I've seen all week
>Theres skinwalkers in Alaska Barbara. That's okay because if you walk a mile in a mans skin, you'll be able to criticize them, because they'll have no skin and you'll be a mile away. Its Night Country babe.
>”Uh, it’s called feminism! Look it up.”
killer dialogue
Season 2 and 3 had characters say they were a feminist
Maybe I’d give S2 a whirl but there’s no fricking way I’d watch 3+ id rather eat shit
Season 3 is objectively better than season 2 and is as close to reaching the kino of season 1. Get over your aversion to Black folk and watch it, homosexual.
This season was shit.
>they always tell me that the second season is shit, ray
>but you eat what you are
It genuinely is shit though. I watched it for the first time last week and was appalled at how bad it was.
>everyone talks like autists
>literally nobody was likable
>don't give a shit about the victim or mystery
>pacing was awful
>hurrr gay dude finds the victim entirely by convenience durr
what'd you do, only watch the first episode you fricking moron?
I watched the entire fricking thing and every moment of it was painful.
Vince Vaughn's wife character annoys me so much especially
watch Yellowstone, youll hate the actress forever
I already hate her
>watch Yellowstone
nah I'm good
>We're fighting an uphill battle, Ray.
>And I'm afraid of heights.
frick you homosexuals, I liked season 3 and it deserves more praise than season 2
It's very true, but season 3 has a black person so Cinemaphile shits themselves whenever someone brings it up
But that same black dude was in Battle Angel so he's already kind of cool.
His performance in season 3 was fantastic, and his character was very well written
yeah his old man acting and makeup were very convincing
Is this sarcasm? Because he was genuinely convincing as an old man.
I don't think anon was being sarcastic
no I was being serious. he changed up his breathing and voice. I thought it was genuinely great
His mannerisms and walking too. Made me wanna give him a hug since he gave off sad grampa vibes perfectly
My body is a temple, Ray. And I'm Samson bringing down the columns.
>They say life is a game, Ray, and I just happened to fortuitously stumble upon the truth. You don't have to play the board, just put the frickin' thing back in the box.
>they say don’t put all your eggs in one basket, ray, what they don’t know is im a pregnant chicken with unlimited supply.
It’s doggy dog
>you know what they say, Ray
>An apple a day, keeps the doctor away
>Well I just got my MD
>And you're shit out of apples
>It ain't over till the fat lady sings, well that b***h has been singing my whole life, ray.
forced meme
new homosexual
> I've won a structured settlement but unfortunately I need cash now. Well I called JG Wentworth and no one is picking up the phone, Ray
Never do anything out of necessity, not even breathing, Ray.
Everyone spoke like Rust and it was cancer
>Everyone spoke like Rust back then and it was cancer
>but I was Frank, it was the radiotherapy
As far as racial epithets go, surely chinamen is the least offensive. It's literally "Man from China"
Englishman. Frenchman. It's not a slur by any measure unless youre extremely sensitive about your homeland
Never seen anyone get in trouble for saying Englishman or Frenchman.
True, yellow could be more offensive but they're not really yellow. Just like white people aren't really white. We're pink like OP's butthole.
I haven't been this entertained here since the big guy. Good stuff.
>Ray you don't get anywhere in this world unless you can move units, and I'm the fricking IRS
how many autists are shilling this mid season currently? 1 or 2?
how many zoomer homosexuals are in this thread saying mid?
It was mediocre.
Season 1 > Season 3 >>>> Season 2 >>> season 4
The correct rankings
No way you're putting season 3 above 2
>No way you're putting a genuinely superior season above 2
Yes.
kek have a nice day you fricking subhuman Black person
List why you think it's worse.
No.
>t. hasn't actually seen it and assumes it's bad because nignogs
kill you're self
It's a shitty rehash attempt of season 1, but worse AND with Black folk. It doesnt even try to be unique. It's shit. And you're shit. have a nice day.
I’ve never seen it but the more I read these the less I want to watch this moronic shit lol
I've seen this season and the dialogue ITT is pretty accurate. They all speak like it to some degree as well.
>They say every dog has his day but they also say to let sleeping dogs lie. So what are you supposed to do if the dog sleeps through his day? Well the cat's out of the bag now, Ray, and I just realized that I've been barking up the wrong tree.
Why did he speak in riddles?
dem homies from persia be like, our arrows shall blot out the sun to which them spartan ass homies said "then we be fightin in da shade n shiet".
>They say lightning never strikes in the same place twice, Ray. 'Cept I've got a metal rod up my ass, and its frickin monsoon season.
WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS SHIT MEAN?
They say you shouldn't throw the baby out with the bathwater. But my tubs been full for 30 years, and that baby is now full grown man. Caspere knew this
The was this thread is you guys can all land jobs in SAG
>They say the sun sets in the east and rises in the west, and I’m the moon on a crash course with Pluto.
It's a doggystyle world out there
>I’ll rustle it up faster than two shaved jackrabbits in the spokes of a greased racecar.
I remember I wrote a really good one of these one time but it was years ago and I can’t remember what it was. I’m not smart enough anymore to write these.
>It is not possible to step into the same river twice, and yet Ray you are as wet as my wife.