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You ever been on Cinemaphile?
Art imitates life.
Last time I went there, there was sn thread talking about semen is a good protein
Connor Murphy thread
They're not buttholes, they're just depressed after realizing getting fit doesn't turn you into a normalgay
Now they call themselves gymcels
/fit/ness attracts young men most heavily, they didn't become depressed it's just an 18yo spamming WAGMI BROS in 2013 is 28 now and there's a bunch of zoomer 18yos who are like "I did tren but forgot to social skillsmax and now I'm just huge and autistic". Plus most of those zoomers on roids are going to die like zyzz.
They're not even aesthetic either, just blobs and varicose veins.
/fit/izens aren't buttholes, they like to put things in their buttholes.
There is a difference.
Yeah, but is that because they're fit or because they're Cinemaphile users?
>Cinemaphileizens
>actually being fit
>actually lifting at all
LMAO
>regularly been to gyms and boxing/MMA gyms for 10+ years
>literally only the chillest people around in those places
>browse Cinemaphile
>9 out of every 10 threads are just incel gays who'd rather discuss their hatred of women for 3+ hours instead of lifting
Yeah, Cinemaphile is not an actually reliable metric
Isn't this just all of Cinemaphile? Almost every thread I make has someone doing a schitzo ramble about being a massive bigot. I question how many users here are well adjusted.
Some boards are more full of schizoids than others.
For Cinemaphile, anyone who actually 'made it' would have already left the board ages ago. What's left there are the gays who never even lifted in the first place and those that thought that lifting alone turns you into a confident, smooth gigachad and are bitter to learn it doesn't work like that
holy cope
the people in the cbt thread mogs you a thousand times over
why do i get the feeling you are coping
Don't know what I would even be 'coping' about, honestly. I'd advise against grasping at straws, anon
Haven't browsed Cinemaphile in nearly two years as other than the QTDDTOT threads any conversation derailed faster than a Cinemaphile post. For anything fitness related I usually just chat with my gym buddies or my tennis group whenever we go out for drinks
Cinemaphile isn't mean. it's really gay and lonely in there but in the grand scheme of the site it's on the nicer end
>You ever been on Cinemaphile?
It's still a board on Cinemaphile, bro. It's going to be 90% angry and depressed incels and schizos who probably browse other boards, too. Don't know what you were expecting.
IRL fitness people are much more chill. Even if they do post on Cinemaphile, they aren't going to act that way to your face.
>IRL fitness people are much more chill
Doubtful
Go to any gym, boxing gym, or join your local running/cycling/bouldering/whatever group. Pretty much everyone there will be a pretty relaxed and mentally balanced person.
The insecure roidrager is very much the exception rather than the rule.
Hell, bodybuilders are literally the tamest group of people I've ever met
>Pretty much everyone there will be a pretty relaxed and mentally balanced person.
>Go to Boxing Gym
>I'm there
Well that debunks your whole theory
>Pretty much everyone
Work on your reading comprehension, ESL anon
I don't think they would act like that at all to be fair. I've met a few irl Cinemaphile posters and a lot of them have those exact same complaints about every board. Although they all post to Cinemaphile like I do where if you get bored enough you start a thread or go on someone else thread to kill some time and laugh at the schizos then leave.
>porn addict board is full of shitheads
News at 10
Cinemaphile shouldn't have a sticky. It takes away most discussions about actual fitness and nutrition, so they have nothing to talk about but porn and e-celebs.
But in TV fiction land they attribute it to "testosterone". IRL it should be low body fat the human body was not designed to maintain. Anorexies (however you make that a collect noun) are not pleasant people to be around either.
It's like the difference between a dog and a coyote.
Fitness turns Bill into an butthole.
Bill is either a pathetic perverted creep, or an absolute jackass. There's no inbetween and with how he was written Hank really should have kicked his ass more than once.
barring Boomhauer to an extent, Hank should have kicked all of his friends' asses more often. but I think Hank's the only one without extraordinary baggage so I can understand why he holds back. I think Dale deserves to get his ass kicked a little more tbqh
>Dale deserves to get his ass kicked a little more
He was cucked for like 15 years, and as a result is raising another man's son, and Hank refuses to tell him at any point.
Joseph is Dale's son through and through. John Redcorn has no legacy and will never have a son of his own to love and dote over.
>white man stole his land
>than stole his son
Based Rusty.
He has a daughter and the white bastard.
>No follow up episode where his real daughter is too busy being a teenager to give a shit about him but the bastard actually thinks he's hot shit so he begins teaching him all the Native Heritage he never got to pass down to Joseph
>no follow up episode
Welcome to studio interference
>Bobby meets cute funny girl in shoe store
>big catharsis at the end of the episode
>isn’t even mentioned next episode
>The post that ruined Dale
FINALLY a win for the white man against those sly indians.
All I read was: "Cuck cope."
it's all true though
redcorn hates that joseph considers dale his father
all the sex with nancy in the world can't fix that
Apart from the total fiction that Dale KNEW, which would utterly ruin his character and make him an even more massive cuck. The saving grace of Dale's character is his love for Joseph is genuine regardless of blood. But if it were an absurd revenge scheme where he's just a good father in hopes that John would be racked with envy and shame after the decides he wants to be a father it ruins that. Ontop of the fact that Dale allowed his wife to be plowed by the guy for over a decade and let him be a weird third parent to Joseph still.
hi redcorn! no kids must mean you have a lot of time to spend on the internet huh?
>that boy
you mean John Redcorn's son?
>his children
you mean John Redcorn's grandchildren?
>his grandchildren
you mean John Redcorn's great grandchildren?
It would be fine if Dale had descendants of his own but he doesn't. His genetic legacy will not be passed on and he will spend his life serving someone else's progeny.
No I mean Dale's son.
>my wife's son
No, Dale's son.
For someone who cares only about genes something tells me the odds of passing yours on are zero.
Passing on your genes is the entire point of life, and Dale is a cuck no amount of cope will change that
It's gonna be awkward if Joseph ever needs Dale's blood or a DNA test.
Didn't they already do an episode on that where they both came to the conclusion that Joseph was the product of a divine conception by aliens? It was kino
Lmfao yeah it was something like that but I meant when he's older unless he's ends up being a conspiracy nut too.
At the end Dale "remembered" that the aliens probed him for sperm and used it to impregnate Nancy.
yeah, but Dale has turned on Hank quite a few times too many for me to have as much sympathy. he's barely even raising Joseph, Nancy's the one earning all the money and Dale's influence only serves to harm the kid
Both bill and dale deserved a beating but there is an understanding between Hank and boomhawar that they are too pathetic to hit
Seeing as how Dale runs away when Hank is really pissed at him I think that he did get his ass beat at some point in the past and learned to run when he goes over the line.
Bill was fit in high school and his early days in the Army, he even stopped a few people from attacking Hank.
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Yeah I wouldn’t call him fit. He was physically active with a naturally strong frame, so he got stronger, which a lot of student athletes achieve. He was destined to get fat like so many country boy high school football stars. Same with Hank. Naturally broad shouldered as compared to Dale or Boomhauer, so adulthood has given him a gut.
Nah, he was fit. He was the billdozer, he was a complete freak of nature until he got depressed. He's just a guy that got a shit hand after high school and never got out of it.
Fair, I guess I shouldn’t have debated the “fit” part. He just wasn’t a gym rat muscle freak.
Yeah, he was just a genetic freak as a teenager that fricked himself over into adulthood.
>it's an "ugly character becomes attractive and subsequently a jerk" episode
gaslighting at his maximum expression
I feel these types of episodes suck so much in comparison to others as they don't really ever touch on the root of the problem. An they must go back to status quo so the message comes off half ass or abrupt.
>Oh you worked hard to get in shape well frick you we're taking it away because you were a dick.
>Oh you got attractive well you suck now or your life sucks now so we're taking it away
When they almost never touch on the root problem of the person feeling inadequate and just wanting to feel better about themselves and like what they see in the mirror. Also funny because usually these types of plots are written by people that don't want to put in the effort. It's literally one of those things like how half the people on Cinemaphile hate and critique ever but they are just inherently buttholes and most likely aren't actually in shape.
Most actually in shape people I know are very chill and helpful and want to assist you. Shit my bro almost got kicked out i think it was planet fitness because he minored in nutrition and would always be just giving out free advice and tips on how to diet and be healthy and help new gym people it's literally how we met in college. He basically was personal training half the gym for free. But you def do have ego lifters but you can usually tell them a mile away they do all that weird shit and look like a muscular frog.
To be fair Bill had to get in shape for his physical, not because he was trying to look better, we know the root of Bill's problem and it's that he's a severely depressed man looking for a sense of belonging and purpose leaving him susceptible to any bad actor telling him how to act and feel.
It's why I like
so much. Josh doesn't change or become a jerk. He's the same guy but buff. His only real problem is he loses himself in the gym culture and forgets the whole reason he did this was to spend more time with his kids. You get the impression he wouldve gottwn this obsessed with any community driven event
fat female feminist millenioid and zoomoids be like
>UGH TOXIC MASCULINITY
>*eats an entire weeks worth of food in under an hour*
It's more Bill is an impressionable moron who overcompensates for his shitty life with different fixes that he goes overboard with. If Bill's gymbros were just chill dudes then he'd probably remain a nice but more muscular Bill.
Lol, nah. If his gymbros were chill, he'd become an insufferable, "nothing matters and caring about shit is cringe" nihilist. Any seemingly positive/innocent thing that Bill adopts is going to be perverted into an unhealthy, toxic version of its former self.
I don't see why, Bill's personality usually revolves around stronger/manipulative individuals slotting him into their needs. The Gymbros not filling Bill's head with the idea that he's literally outgrown his friends and they'll never accept him as is means he never becomes a jerk, hell them being chill probably means the rest of Rainy Street probably would just accept them as part of the home gym community. You can be a laidback person without going full nihilist. Well...normal people can.
I wonder what that goth chick who is love with him thinks of this episode.
Elaborate.
I'll have to go back in the archives and look FRICK. But all I remember is a Goth chick had like a mural of bill and on the mural was fanart of herself with bill.
She was a fast food drive thru phone operator. He drove to her call center only to find out she was minor or barely legal.
oh yeah i forgot about her, she has a tumblr account where she ships her self insert oc with bill. not even king of the hill is safe from kinnies and shippers apparently.
>Fitness makes your wife extremely horny but you leave it behind to spend more time with your daughter
Reject pussy. Embrace paternity.
>she admits at the end that she doesn't really find him attractive anymore after he turns back into his thin beta male self
Damn, must suck to be humie Mordecai.
only if you're on roids
which bill most certainly was on
Works for Bill. Most people who are internally withered, socially inept that find out about fitness turn into total dildos, because they’re finally physically ideal, but never experienced the mental/emotional growth that needs to accompany it. Why do you think dirt poor trailer trash that win the lottery always blow their winnings? Same thing.
I want a cartoon to do this trope only for the character to stay fit at the end and have that be their design for the rest of the show.
They did that for pic related
Venture Bros is pretty good about having character growth stick.
venture bros is the exception to everything
>I want a cartoon to do this trope only for the character to stay fit at the end and have that be their design for the rest of the show.
it's happened a few times but agreed that it's a rarer trope than it should be
>Its a Bill seriously injures himself for foolish reasons episode.
>it’s a Bill gets his dick stuck in a pocket pussy and is too embarrassed to ask for help so he wears it in his sweatpants and Dale breaks the silence by asking him what the hell is wrong with his penis episode
>it's a "impenetrable suit of armor turns you into an butthole" episode
it's called roid rage
It can be good as a "what if" scenario with less preaching.
>character gets rich, smart, famous, or has anything positive happen to them whatsoever
>turns i to douchebag and alienates friends, or worse they simply dont like it
>status quo'd
what kind of bucket crabs bullshit is this
That’s just what happens to Bill whenever he gets a modicum of power or success. The worst example for me was the fricking storm episode.
KOTH had a complex about making sure you hate Bill. Everytime he tries to better his life, he becomes a piece of shit for no reason.
Bill was abused as a kid. So he abuses his power.
>Want to lose at least 40lbs because I'm exactly that amount overweight
>Try to good diet, intermittent fasting and do light cardio
>Can only lose 15 lbs in one month
>Keep it up
>Lose 8 lbs in another month
>Keep it up
>Lose only 4 lbs in the next month
>Get told by doctor I need to increase to intense cardio if I want more results
>I do that and it completely kicks my ass
>I try it for a week and I end up hating exercise as a result whereas light cardio I tolerated
>Gradually fall back into bad eating habits and regain all the weight I lost
>Months later, try to just do intermittent fasting and diet
>My brain associates it with a shit experience and now I can't even keep that up for a couple of days
I don't know how people stay motivated to get in shape. All those, "make a schedule!", "have one cheat day!", "make a healthy diet you'll still like!" shit just does not work. I still find myself reaching for the black-and-white cookie at the bakery across the street.
The thing is you have to be able to stick to it, torturing yourself doesn‘t work if you can‘t keep it up during the week. I know one wants fast results, but try to do it slowly maybe. If you dont have anything fun to balance mentally taxing yourself its hatd to keep things going. Skip sweets, cook more with fresh ingredients amd maybe join a basketbal or rowing club. Group sports keep my spirit up.
>>Lose only 4 lbs in the next month
Losing a pound a week is perfectly reasonable and unless you're over 100lbs overweight losing 15 a month is impossible to maintain for over a month. It sounds like you're just impatient and setting impossible standards for yourself, setting yourself up to fail.
If you'd've kept up the 4 pounds after the first two months you'd've lost all the weight in just 7 months.
>Timid incel discovers that women like Chad for more than just his looks
Shocking reveal. Chad tends to have confidence and charisma to back up his looks. Chads are in fact often more red pilled than Incels because the Chad has experienced the pettiness and shitty attitudes of women and jealous normies first hand.
Why is Cecil there?
Invincible is big in the KotH universe
The character Donald looks like Bobby.
Donald was based.
>It’s a kung fu turns you into butthole episode.
The lesson of these episodes should be that you need to act responsibly when you gain power, not that power is bad
aaaaaw shit
>Jealous fat writing staff episode
>it's a "fitness turns you into an giant freak" episode