>it’s a mike episode where he
spends 40 minutes teaching his granddaughter how to thinly dice onions and 20 minutes instructing his henchmen how to hack a security system
Yep, kino.
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We're not done yet.
>We're not done yet.
Go on Anon. Post the next part of your post.
Yeah? Why?
not my call, kid
Was I the only one that thought the building of the lab and keeping the German guys in check was a kino saga?
yes
Not my call.
No I loved it too
Nope. It was management kino.
Torture to watch on a week-to-week basis (The whole show was, really), but much more enjoyable on a rewatch.
I am yet to understand why destroying that little wooden wall would set them back so long (forget how long it was, weeks or months, for a little wooden wall ?)
that's not your call
All with a stirring ost track playing in the background.
>it's a mike spends 40 minutes of the episode fixing a squeaky door scene
yup... this really is better than breaking bad... kino...
fricking epic
>here’s how it’s gonna go down.
Can't fricking stand this homosexual
Surely there was a better option for an assassin than a literal geriatric
cope
Reddit loves Mile
thats because everyone but shitposters like Mike
>Mile
Who?
You know what they say about broken clocks
Mike was the best
fatherless moment
mike was literally the only redeemable part of both breaking bad and better call saul. without him I wouldn't have watched either.
Don't forget the Saul B-plot where he's shown doing the menial, physical work required to set up some super underwhelming high school tier prank through cryptic POV shots.
>30 minute scene where Kim and Saul try to place a water bucket on the door to Howard's office
>cryptic POV shots.
Man the trick with the "mysterious" cold open became so old so fast. Oooh I wonder what Mike's gonna do with that piece of gum! I'm sure we'll figure out later in the episode! Just a very cheap way of having the appearance of something profound, midwits love it
It wasn't mean to be "profound", it was just entertaining.
we were making fun of that shit by S3 of breaking bad. by the time it got old in BCS, it was already ancient in the vinceverse
oh my god, frick you google, if i right click a moving gif save the fricking gif
I thought this was real for a few minutes and tried to remember what episode it's from
>super underwhelming high school tier prank through cryptic POV shots.
what did he do
>It's a decrepit actor playing a character that's supposed to be 15 years younger than they are episode
Yeah it's Better Call Saul time.
Just have to deal with it, the other option is deaging CGI
the other option is realizing you're hitting your limit then ending it. Having restraint, knowing when its enough.
BCS could have been a perfect 2-3 season television run, but of course it had to go on as long as Breaking Bad did.
Bob Odenkirk actually did manage to look younger in season 1 of BCS than he did in BB. But by season 3 it was becoming extremely obvious he was getting old.
The later seasons were still great though.
I wouldn't say great, no. I don't think the show ever turned bad but it wasn't particularly good by the end either.
Season 1-3 were great, more well written and complex character and character dynamics than BB ever had, but when it became the Breaking Bad prequel show, it just became an inferior version of BB instead of being its own thing.
That wouldn't have been worth it, if I can accept Jimmy in flashbacks played by Odenkirk I can accept old Jimmy in 2003
>Zzzzzzzzz... Huh? Wazzat? Waltuh did I ever tell you about the time, back in the days when I looked older, that me and Saul got lost in the desert? See Saul was supposed to transport 7 million dollars cash for a criminal by the name of Lalo Salamanca who was a solid guy and the nephew of Hector Salamanca. Things went south quickly and I had to shoot a dozen cartel members who were after Jimmy (that's sauls real name). Unfortunately in the crossfire all 6 cars were damaged and we had to walk for miles through the desert. Saul drank his own piss to survive because I wouldn't share any of my water with him. And he was a good friend
So gross
I bet he actually had Kim's piss in a bottle anyway and just acted as if he was peeing into the bottle around Mike
FRICKING KEK
Considering how many Steamed Hams edits there are someone could probably do it with AI now
>mfw someone claims to be the guy near me
I got REALLY sick of Mike towards the end of BCS. I almost quit watching. In retrospect, I probably should have.
>mfw I broke my boy
>its a mike answers your questions to whatever you ask him episode.
Am I sick of this shit mike
Mike's done too.
should i kms
Record it
Don't do it. Things can always get better. No, I'm not kidding. It's possible for your life to randomly improve.
Its weirdly true
Will I ever find the resolve to kms?
Will I have sex this weekend?
Will Jesse lead a normal life after El Camino?
Normal? No. Relative peace? Probably.
As normal as it can be in his situation
will I die in my sleep tonight
Will things ever get better for me or should I just rope
Sound ominous
Unironically it will get better if you stop using social media including Cinemaphile
Am I going to make it?
Quit fricking around anon, you can make it! NO MORE HALF MEASURES!
Thanks Mike
Is sobriety worth it, Mike?
The frick did mike mean by this?
That neither you nor he is the guy to make that call.
Am I mentally ill?
Sorry about the moronic thing anon.
should i light this cigarette, mike?
What's going to happen to you?
holding wood rn but probably blood clots
Will I succeed with any of my two crushes?
can i really do it
Sounds good to me
You can interpret that anyway, but only you can make the leap
Will I ever become a famous E-celeb
Guess not
Am I the guy?
He knew youd shitpost and it didnt go down the way you thought it was gonna go down.
How does he do it!
Am I getting fired tomorrow?
Congrats on not getting fired. Sorry you gotta go back to work though.
Am I the bad guy?
Not his call. What do you think anon?
I think I try to do right by as many people as I can but I’m always made to be the butthole in the end…
To make 1 happy you're bound to make others unhappy. Dont let it sway your judgement and keep doing what's right for you.
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these are my personal favorites
Amazing
Needs more Lalo
>Show me =)
>5 howard quotes
>0 jimmy quotes
Howardkings.... we did it
Will I ever get a gf (female)?
I'm going to have to ask you to clarify, right now anon.
Procreation is antisemetic.
Mike, IS IT GONNA HAPPEN?
Dont do it anon, it's not worth it just look at waltuh
I don't see how what I wanna do makes me a criminal, anon! I obviously meant "with consent"!
whaat should i do about brooks
Dont do it
Will I ever make it out of skinnyfat purgatory, Mike?
Up to you fatty.
Should I get some pizza tommorrow?
Kinda pizza you getting?
Probably not
That's illegal
Bad news fren...
No more half measures is my favorite color.
Basic margherita, just add some Guanciale later.
will it get done
Will I rope before 30?
Michael I miss my wife so much, may I go to see her?
What's your favorite color?
Should I meet my internet gf irl
Up to you friendo.
Is it over for me?
Probably not, buckle up.
I'm fricked aren't I?
You are DONE
Is my internet gf solid?
I'm guessing no.
Is it over Mike?
Its ogre
Will i get a gf this year?
Doesnt seem like it bud.
Will I resume working out?
Shiet.
Should I kick Warwick Davis in the head?
Curb stomp that middle earth refugee
Should I quit my job?
Will I get a job till the end of august?
Should I try to fix my cuck porn addiction??
T
Will I ever be happy?
If you put in effort its possible
alright mike give me the Deets, do i watch play a porn game today?
Are aliens real?
Should I tell my mother I’m an incel?
You should never tell anyone that, admiting it out loud makes it too real
will I ever leave inceldom and save Evropa (with my white seed of course)
Is my gf toxic and going to ask me for money always and ruin my life? I feel like I cannot keep her
Should I an hero, Michael?
Ja
will we ever see more mike kino?
Bros…
am i done?
Will I get laid this year?
Reroll
Is the hot girl in my class into me?
Should i finally go to work?
Is it better to look for one woman to spend my life with or to just go on fricking prostitutes until I run out of money or die?
Will I ever be happy?
>it's a mike falls asleep watching baseball on the telly episode
your shits aren't solid. eat more fibre, eat more lean protein. here's a tip; never eat very spicy foods, this is rookie stuff. mine are solid.
Every Mike episode in BCS was made to correct the plot hole in Breaking Bad that he died like a b***h.
Best part of BrBa is when they jobbed off Mike to Heisenberg.
no one actually cares about their granddaughter that much. it was cringe.
he blames himself for her losing her father so he is taking on the role
the only thing a father loves more than his children are his grandchildren
Literally the most common thing ever
She's a robot that never ages.
moron
would it be more kino had it been a boy instead?
No, the innocence of a girl added to the gross contrast between the two parts of his life. If it had been a grandson there would always be the thought that the boy could turn out like Mike.
I need lasagna Waltuh
We dun wanna spook the neighbors Waltuh
*shuffles up stairs with thirty solid guys behind him*
Mike's neighbors are for sure scared of him
>”Now you gotta use the serrated edge and dice them just right or else you’ll make the moose cry!”
>”Grampa mooses don’t have feelings and they don’t like onions!”
>”I learn something new every time we’re together baby. Now tell your mom I’m taking this knife, I’ll bring it back tomorrow I’m carving a pumpkin.”
>next scene shows Mike using the knife to cut a rope some guys are crawling across and they fall to their deaths
>mooses
Eyesore. Please use the correct plural, meese.
Mike reminds me of The Wolf from Pulp Fiction, who was a great character in the 8 minutes of screen time he had, but now imagine this guy in every scene throughout the movie bossing and badgering everyone the whole time, you’d hate the guy.
He's literally based on him.
Yeah has to be
>it's another episode of mike throwing his phone at the wall in a simulated fit of rage which triggers an elaborate rube goldberg machine (that he was setting up for a month using only paper towels and free straws from los pollos hermanos), which launches a knife in the sky at which mike takes a shot, splitting the bullet in half, with one half hitting a lock on a goat pen which forces the goats to run outside on the highway which makes a passerby car (that was fixed in place till the right moment by a prank call that mike orchestrated) panic and crash into a local cartel member's car triggering a faulty airbag that was sabotaged by mike killing the cartel guy instantly
what episode is this based on then
the one where he throws a pair of shoes filled with cocaine on the wires then forces a cartel smuggling vehicle to stop under it then shoots the shoes so the cocaine drops on the car so a police dog detects it on the border control and the guys gets arrested and all that was done to force salamanca to shut down his smuggling operation which makes him seethe and have a heart attack because his pills were swapped by nacho
how did they not hear the shot?
he shot several times to make it sound like hunters in the distance
>hunters
>in New Mexico
Shit that's plausible. Gotta be something out there to shoot and eat
Lots of mule deer and a shit-ton of pronghorn antelope
>forces a cartel smuggling vehicle to stop under it
i missed the scene where he spent 60 years in the transport and power industries ensuring that a stop sign was placed beneath a wire
He literally just picked what was a good spot
yeah no shit moron, that's exactly why i'm lampooning the moron that pretended like mike willed the truck to stop in that exact spot
iirc he shot in the air to make them stop
or he just shot the shoes while they were on the move and the sound made them stop
I think he shot the shoes and they stopped, then when they stepped out he shot in the air a couple of more times to convince them it was just random hunters
lmfao
Shoulda been 30 minutes teaching his granddaughter to hack a security system and 12 minutes making lunch with the henchmen
i hate this bald coward i want to beat him with a crowbar
Yeah right Tuco was whaling on Mike like DBZ and it didn’t do shit, you think you swinging a crowbar could harm Mike? lol
BCS would have been better without the cartel stuff
>it’s a mike fricking DIES finally episode
Kino
>he’s immediately back for another 7 seasons in the prequel
I can't tell which posts are genuine and which are shitposts, it's not my call. But I'll tell you this kid, he's the most kino part of the show for me
If you didnt know, why didnt you ask mike?
Jimmy and Chuck scenes were consistently the most kino part of the show
I just mean for me
why are half the responses to the Mike meme asking about suicide, are you lot really that depressed that you're going to kys because a rng on an imageboard told you to?
Its Cinemaphile anon, no one here is living their best life
>Okay, if you wanna bump this thread and bump it right here’s what you gotta do.
>We need 20 good guys.
>The jannies are soft but they’re mean, we can’t have guys crack the first time they go on a 3-day vacation.
>We need dynamic IPs, router reset buttons that work, I want you to take all the routers to my guy for inspection.
>We catch a range ban and you’re done.
James is such an unfitting name for him, good thing Jimmy as a nickname exists
>new episodes
>old actors
I opened the thread, I shitposted, that's all I know
He’s Dixie af
>spends most of the series working for a black man
We’ve all made mistakes before.
Every true American has learned.
I thought Gus was a fricking spic?
Chile's got them too.
Well I mean he’s got straight hair and a normal looking nose and doesn’t have a sunken in forehead it never crossed my mind he would be black, what makes you guys think he’s black?
Is this bait?
NTA but I thought he was fricking Indian.
Giancarlo Giuseppe Alessandro Esposito was born in Copenhagen, Denmark, the son of Giovanni "John" C. Esposito (1931–2002), an Italian stagehand and carpenter from Naples, and Elizabeth "Leesa" Foster (1926–2017), an African American opera and nightclub singer from Alabama.
His mom
You can be both
It pays the bills. Here's to you.
>Jigaboo
Remember that girl in BCS trying to get the scholarship but she was a shoplifter and had gigantic breasts? Wow.
Mike was honestly the best part of BCS. Showing a jaded beat-cop use all the boring and mundane investigation tricks was kino. It was very well grounded.
>it's a Mike episode in which he throws a hissy fit and makes his henchmen march to Los Pollos Hermanos in a show of force for Gus
>ten minutes wasted on a car driving away from its parking spot
>it’s the last episode of a season
>4 long shots of cars leaving their parking spot and driving away 15 miles below the speed limit and a lengthy breakfast scene
>Mike's right shoelace comes untied
>17-minute-long shot zooming in on his left shoe
Kino
>orders toast and black coffee
>gets served in 25 seconds
>leaves after an hour, hasnt touched either
Who the frick just leaves a toast to dry?
monsters, barely human in form and more despicable then anything you could imagine. so, french people, since croutons apparently come from there.
Damn the French
hey geezer, old bag of bones, move your damn filthy diaper ass from there before I put you in a retirement asylum you old bag
I wish some random methhead would have done this to le cool invincible boomer hitman sooner.
I'm stretched thin right now, all my guys are in jail. they're sitting tight, and they're solid, and I got my other guys watching them to make sure they're solid. I'm vetting a new bunch of guys right now. so far I introduced em to a fake me who's giving them the runaround; making them dig holes in the desert, dismantling microwaves, restoring a trampled flowerbed, etc. soon as they figure out he isn't me I'll get them to start sitting in cars watching each other, for weeks. at the end of each day I gather em in a circle and fire a gun into the air and we all scatter before the cops show. I'll schedule a high security armed raid, and anyone who brings a weapon is out. the guys who brought tuna sandwiches and a big flashlight? they're solid. end of the night I'll call the cops myself, see how they react, see if the cops are solid.
>not pimento sandwich
you are done!
Solid.
>everyone gather round. sit tight while I read your itinerary for the next few weeks.
>but herr michael, we have already been over this.
>not that itinerary. this one's recreation. in three days time it will be friday, that's ice cream night. there will be six flavours and wafers for everyone. I tried it myself, it's solid. sunday after is mexican hooker night, they weren't clean but we'll sterilize em beforehand. tried em myself, solid. next weekend is paintball royale followed by korean bbq. weekend after is Fleshlights and movie night, all solid. weekend after that I'm gonna release a small bear into the warehouse, you can deal with that until sunday when I come pick it up. after that is asian hookers and all the newspapers you missed till now. I cut out all the crosswords and comics - you'll get those the weekend after. after that I'm gonna lower the temperature in here and pump in some snow so you can have christmas, and if you play your cards right, santa just might come visit. met him myself - he's solid.
>after that I'm gonna lower the temperature in here and pump in some snow so you can have christmas
lmfao
I want to live in their little land
People joke but the mike/saul do nothing for 10 minutes scenes were the heart of the show while the cartelslop scenes were all skippable garbage
I find him comforting
>We had a good thing you stupid son of a b***h! We had Windu. We had a Council. We had everything the galaxy needed and it all ran like clockwork. You could've shut your mouth, won the war and destroy the dark side. It was perfect. But no, you just had to blow it up! You and your anger and lust for power! You just had to be the Jedi master. If you'd been the chosen one, known your place, balance would be restored to the force right now.
no more half measures
that's 60 minutes. cable tv shows generally have 8 minutes of commercials per 30 minutes
Commercial breaks don't count
Military. Grade. Treadmills.
Nice
Cute
I would actually love this, I love when we see Mike's home life.
Same. I really miss Mike and the rest of the cast.
Same. They really picked the perfect cast for the characters, I love them all.
Yeah I really can't think of any cases of miscasting or the like
>montage of mike dodging range bans and posting sneed while changing his IP to harass hector mod
Its time to admit that the latter half of bcs and the ending episodes were kino
Never.
They were really good. Saul Gone was such a perfect ending for both BCS and the BB universe as a whole.
I've never denied it
Yes
If by latter half you mean season 3, the last good season, yes.
There was nothing "wrong" with the later seasons, it was just a loss that Chuck died and we missed out on the great acting from him
he was present in plenty flashbacks
>WINNER TAKES IT AAAAALLLLL
Yeah but its not the same when he's not a regular anymore
Why are tough men with cute little animals so great?
We had a good thing, you stupid son of a b***h! We had child-murdering fring! We had a lab where we had to bury my close colleague after our boss killed for no reason! If you'd shut your mouth, done your job, Gus would have killed you and replaced you with Gale and I'd be FINE right now
Yes Mike was a very selfish man
This show really was Better Call a Piece of Shit.
Yeah Jimmy became a pos
>entire episode is a fixed shot of ants eating an ice cream cone
Kino
>Here's what's gonna happen Waltuh, I'm currently SOLID and my guys over here are SOLID... Here's what's gonna happen you're gonna have to service each and every one of us, no half measures Waltuh.
Jimmy would do it in his slippin days
>fricks his dead sons wife
What a mother fricker lol, Haily didnt get a single red cent frick you
Why do you like to imagine such things?
what was her fricking problem
Extreme OCD or similar
Its hell
Kino
i look like that and do things like that
my favourite part is seeing clips of mike on youtube and seeing the words "beware an old man in a profession where men die young" over and over.
he was an old man when he got in the profession as well and dies like 7 years into being a criminal
Better Call Saul should have just been 1-2 seasons of sleazy lawyer kino where he works on weird cases, set a few years before Breaking Bad.
Jimmy should never have been really expanded on as a character.