>it's a "old ex-criminal talks about his criminal life but how he has totally found god and is an amazing human now"-episode
>it's a "old ex-criminal talks about his criminal life but how he has totally found god and is an amazing human now"-episode
>it's a "old ex-criminal talks about his criminal life but how he has totally found god and is an amazing human now"-episode
Contemporary Steven Seagal with all his roleplaying shit. Not a doubt in my mind it's gotten to the point where he goes home to his fancy million dollar home and believes he slaved working class dollars to get it.
Take your meds
You were great in TWD but the anon is right you're a larper
Total whitoid death?
lol wut dude he was a rich kid's son and went to a good university etc.
I love your show bro where can I cop a Burn Local fitted cap?
Is that you Jon?
t. freezes global
OH SNAP
If he was Stephen Seagals contemporary that would mean they were around at the same time
Tfw a professional larper takes the larp too far
he's a jigger
he's jealous of how easily the black man bares his primitive soul in full display and despairs that he has none of his own
so he goes through the same motions but it's a ridiculous display
This guy is just a liar, right? I'm positive 99.9% of the shit he references from his life is complete fiction but interviewers never call him out on it.
He was on Opies old radio show for an interview. Opie had an incident where he bullied a homeless guy. This fake tough guy tried to start a fight with Opie. But they both cucked out. One of the most cringe moments. I realized bernthal was a b***h after that.
“Hmmm an ex-convict who gave his life to god. This is the type of story that a working-class guy who keeps close to his local community would love”
That some kind of a reality show?
worse. paywalled mediocre podcast
Looking very israelitey there Jon
he burns TF outta that local
Why's he doing gay podcasts? He's a good actor
yeah I hate christcopers
They're gonna burn locally and not in hell.
Well. It's better than the jackass crew talking about their 'glory' days and Steve-O advertising shit every 5 minutes.
>I'm totally reformed and over it, bro
>That's why I have to talk about how great it was all the time and relive the memories constantly
>Haha but I've changed, I'm a happy person now
Pathetic, just admit that it was fun or whatever and that you hate your boring life. Or, I dunno, actually be less of a degenerate and find enjoyment in the everyday.
It sounds like he did anon and you're being a rudey tootie for no reason.
I have to believe it can happen, because it happened to me.
>it's a Bottom Boyz talking about their life in prison episode
The fricking Eminem beanie hoodie combo while he's talking to nogs. This guy is performative tough guy to the point of nauseum
>bottom boyz
what the frick were they thinking when they called themselves that?
yoyoyo we don do homophobia in prison we aint
when i did my time i always respected lgbtqia and latinx inmates
chill bro
>show is called real ones
>most people on the podcast are blatantly fake, including and especially the host
I mean what did you expect morons, this guy is an actor. He's a trust fund kiddie and whatever hardship he went through is just for looks. Go look up the time he willingly joined the army, sat in the barracks for 2 years just to take photoshoots and secure his tough guy persona. Real ones are invisible in society, you never hear real stories because everything in the US is fake and bought for.
ye i don't know man, it ain't like it was before i'm telling ya
back in the day we had RESPECT and HONOR
yeah man thats right, no one would even think about misgendering a person
and now? we have n*zis roaming the streets
can you believe it?
nah man thats just crazy im telling ya!
>grew up in a ghetto, spent all youth in gangs
>spent years in prison
>after being released joined his gang again but went against the boss, almost got killed
>escaped pursuit by joining the army
>spent years fighting terrorism in terrorist arabic countries, defended Freedom
>got injured badly, returned home but had nowhere to live, no money
>was sleeping on the street when directors noriced him and he became a successful actor
John Bernthal is a badass. He's the kind of guy who commands attention when he walks into a room. He's rugged, tough, and exudes a sense of raw masculinity that's hard to ignore. But what's even more impressive is that he's not just playing a badass on screen. In real life, John is the real deal.
I first met John on the set of a movie he was filming. I was working as a production assistant, and I was in charge of making sure everything ran smoothly. John was one of the lead actors, and I was a little intimidated by him at first. But as we started talking, I realized that he was actually a really cool guy.
John told me about his background growing up in a blue-collar family and how he worked construction before he became an actor. He also shared stories about his time in the military and how it shaped him as a person. But what struck me the most was how he carried himself. John had a quiet confidence about him that was almost intimidating.
As we worked together over the next few weeks, I got to see John's talent as an actor up close. He was incredibly dedicated to his craft, and he put his heart and soul into every scene. But what really stood out to me was how he approached the physical aspects of his roles. John did all of his own stunts and fight scenes, and he never complained about the long hours or the bruises he got along the way.
By the time the movie wrapped, I had a newfound respect for John Bernthal.
All jokes aside, Jon Bernthal is actually pretty good boxer. He visited my gym in the Bronx and sparred one of the young bulls at our gym. Almost knocked him out so we had to let big B know to go easy on the young cat. Jon Bernthal is an honest guy with blue collar roots. He’s so relatable and cool. Also kys
You got a problem with Bernthal then you got a problem with me. Maybe we should take this shit outside so I can teach you some proper fricking respect. I'II knock you on the fricking floor and have you crying for mommy to come save you. Maybe that'll teach you what a stand up guy Jon Bernthal is. You ain't a real one, you ain't fricking shit!
100% of the haters would shit their pants if they saw a 6'4'' 260lbs of muscle marine trained vet coming after them but feel safe to type all that shit on the internet
Jon is a pussy
>At a bar 10 years ago
>Walking Dead was out for awhile and pretty popular
>Jon Bernthal shows up with his friends and heads over to this table that this guy is sitting alone at.
>Jon leans into the table, looking angsty as he starts rubbing his nose and looking side to side while saying, "lemmeaxeyusumthin, wanna keep sitting there and get your teeth kicked in or do you wanna let me and my friends have this table, walk away, and not have to go to the hospital tonight?"
>The dude sitting there grabbed his drink and smashed it upside Jon's head before jumping him and started smashing his face in.
>Jon just started screaming, "Help me! He's an antisemite!"
>Bouncers eventually pull the guy off and take him outside.
>Jon, with a fricked up and bloody face proceeded to walk around the bar, laughing and rubbing his hands, saying, "Yeah, that's how we deal with tough guys where I am from. You best know who you are fighting because me? I'm tough as nails and will always fight back. I'm no pussy, I burn local."
>He then collapsed on the floor and was there all night. I think he got pissed on by a couple of dudes.
>>The dude sitting there grabbed his drink and smashed it upside Jon's head before jumping him and started smashing his face in.
>>Jon just started screaming, "Help me! He's an antisemite!"
kek
>Make up fake story about gangs
>Make up fake story about prison
>Make up fake story about more gangs
>Make up fake story about army
>Make up fake story about being homeless
>Successful actor is good at pretending to be someone he's not
"He's a faaaaaaaaag" - Tony Soprano
I cant stop thinking about burn local
Quick wiki search shows that Jon...
>Rich Lawyer Dad
>One Brother is Surgeon and the other married a billionair
>Played Profesional Baseball for Russia
>Jew
Working class my ass
well yeah man you don't really think badass underground stuff is included in wikipedia articles? there's some bad shit you can't publish ya know
they made him new identity after he left his gang
international freezers are vandalizing his wiki page
>*rubs head*
>*runs at you*
AY RIG
RIG
MAXYUSOMMIN RIG
HOW COME RIG
HOW COME:
>YOU AINT FROM THE STREETS
>YOU AINT BURNING LOCAL
>YOU CANT PROTECK EM ANYMORE
>IT AINT LIKE IT WAS BEFORE
>YOU AINT FROM A BLUE COLLAR FAMILY
>YOU NEVER DID TIME
>YOU AINT A MARINE
>YOU WONT BOX ME FOR MY SHOES
>YOU DIDNT FIGHT THE RUSSIAN MOB (almost died)
>YOU AINT BREEDING PIBBLES
>YOU AINT PROTECKIN TRANS KIDS
>YOU AINT DONATIN TO THE LOCAL SYNAGOGUE
>YOU AINT SUPPORTIN ISRAEL
>YOU AINT ITALIAN
>YOU PUTTIN YOUR HANDS ON A WOMAN (i dont get down like that)
>YOU AINT RUNNIN FROM YOUR GANGSTER PAST
>YOU AINT A REAL ONE
>YOU DONT GET DOWN WITH REAL ONES
YOU AINT A REAL ONE
YOU AINT A REAL ONE RIG
THATS WHY I HAVE TO SHOOT YOU NOW AND FRICK YOUR WIFE LATER
Horribly miscast as the Punisher. The Punisher is a war veteran, this homosexual only sounds like a wop
>fakes his age to get into the army
>goes to nam
>comes back
>meets maria
>goes back to nam
>marries maria
>has 2 kids
>goes back to nam
>falls in love with war
>makes a faustian pact with an evil entity
>goes back home
>discharged with honors
>can't adjust to civilian life
>just wants to go back to war
>goes to picnic with his family
>gotabadfeelingaboutthis
>family dead
>perfect excuse to hunt and kill criminals
>both happy and sad
a faustian pact with an evil entity
Why do they have to retcon every single fricking origin.
gotta explain somehow frank being a demigod of punishment
Burn local is a metaphor for buying local products and recycling them.in tHe same place you bought them. It shows accountability and respect for the environment
he wasn't able to protect them. he was right. this is why you burn local.
my favorite clip of bernthal i saw was him telling a very embellished story which, boiled down, was literally him sucker punching a drunk college student on the beach and thinking he almost killed him
in the story he claims the kid was a fake tough guy without a hint of irony
I didn't mind him in TWD but he really is at the level of Ron Perlman where he thinks he's the tough guy that he plays pretend on screen