>It's a Sacajawea dollar.

>It's a Sacajawea dollar. You can trade it in at the bank for a real dollar!

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    marge is real sexy

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're right, I want to have sex with Marge (especially with her hair down).

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    More like a Sneedjawea

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Coinage Act of 1792 defines a dollar as a specific weight of silver. Those are Federal Reserve debt notes, regardless of which words they print on the paper.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who cares lmao it's not like the federal reserve is responsible for stealing the taxpayer's money.

      I love the simpsons btw

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nerd

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'll bet you're sitting there gleefully smug sharing this bit of knowledge with others that likely didn't know such things. You probably get a kick out of displaying this sort of aptitude when the occasion presents itself. It brings a sense of fulfillment putting your nonchalant grandiosity out there to be witnessed. But something is missing, isn't it? Something to really put the icing on the cake for you?
      Wanna know what it was?

      Digits.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw a nickel is only 25% nickel
      it's over

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's bogus man!

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like Sacajawea dollars. I like to buy things with them and confuse the minimum wagies. They either think it isn't real or they try to figure out where in the cash register it should go.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I took payment in $2 bills as a wagie once. I was seething.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Americans don't appreciate how quirky their money culture is, a lot of this weird shit like 2 dollar notes aren't real/dollar coins aren't real/you can still spend a 50+ year old note is alien to most other countries.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      We do have $2 bills but they aren't in wide circulation

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    All money should be heavy metal coinage, paper notes are gay and paying with plastic is for literal homosexuals.
    Don't bother me with (you)s, I'm right

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just want to pay people by tossing a sack of coins at them

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      ENTER

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sweet, schizo money!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >goldbacks
        How are you even supposed to salvage the gold from these?

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don't think its economically possible in the smaller denominations. The collector's value will always be higher than the gold content anyway, as long as there's coin collectors and "PM investors". Look at the price on NORFEDs.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The mint would debase the currency, people would start hording money, and also cause a metal outflow to places like china.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's a Sneed dollar. You can trade it in at the frick and suck for a Chuck dollar!

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is such a good line, what year is the episode from?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      season 15, so 2004 maybe?

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like my coins to mog lesser denominations.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I miss Phil Hartman

  14. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    LORD PALMERSTON

  15. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    > Mr. President... Sir, The Coinage Act of 1792 defines a dollar as a specific weight of silver. Those are Federal Reserve debt notes, regardless of which words they print on the paper.

  16. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    2000s Simpsons is funny as frick and nobody gives it a chance cause of millennialgays b***hing that any episode they didn't watch as a kid in the 90s is terrible

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off zoomer nobody asked
      l + ratio kys

  17. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I used to work at a turnpike gas station and rather than someone having to drive 10 miles to the nearest bank when we were short on singles, we'd get dollar coins from the turnpike authority. They were almost exclusively reserved for Black folk and the mouthy morons who came in pissed off that they can't read a road sign and ended up on a toll road.

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