>it's a Simpsons episode
>where they very badly want to do a teen romance plot but don't have actual teen characters so they just use Bart/Lisa so it comes off as awkward and weird
>it's a Simpsons episode
>it's a Simpsons episode
>where they very badly want to do a teen romance plot but don't have actual teen characters so they just use Bart/Lisa so it comes off as awkward and weird
Sneed
Wrong board
frick off
>exposing your feet to a strange boy
What a bawd.
They really should have kept Roy around...
Who?
You're not wrong as the writers of this particular episode (Don Payne and John Frink) were two idiots who wanted to write romcoms and just ended up shoehorning those plots onto the Simpsons.
This was worse
no even worse was her dating that cowboy dude who was explicitly a 13 year old
They wrote pretty much all the Bart girlfriend episodes in Season 10+ and you'll notice that those episodes conveniently stopped being made after Payne died of cancer in 2013.
>and you'll notice that those episodes conveniently stopped being made after Payne died of cancer in 2013
I'm sure this dude was gay because what straight man would want to write romcoms? If you had to do it for a paycheck, ok, but willlingly wanting to?
Every "Bart girlfriend" episode should've been about him and Laura Powers
>John Frink
Believe it or not anon kids are getting boyfriends and girlfriends at 10 and 11
They were ahead of their time
if you want to nitpick Bart is 10 which is often around the age one starts developing an interest in the opposite sex
i knew at least one 5th grade classmate who had sex and it was getting increasingly common in the 6th grade
I don't know why more cartoons don't just have more varied age ranges for plots like this
The Middle got it right
The ideal Cartoon family should be
60+ year old grandfather
40+ year old dad
30+ year old mom
18+ year old teen
13+ year old kid
6+ year old baby
Why the hell 10 years difference between father and mother?
Also, how the hell would a 30-year-old mother with an 18-year-old son make sense?
Anon I know you don't like school but try to pay attention to math
>Also, how the hell would a 30-year-old mother with an 18-year-old son make sense?
Her daddy didn't pull out in time.
seek help
Based
Also, when is the next Lisa Mania? Me and my family look forward to the event all year.
June
He never said the 18 year old kid was the biological kid of the parents.
Could always be a Fresh Prince scenario.
>Hi Aunt and Uncle Anon, it's me, your Nephew Anon. I live here now because my mom died and my dad is a crack addict.
Do you not know what "30+" means or are you just pretending to be moronic?
This is why Malcolm in the Middle is so good. We need cartoons to follow that family formula
Also Reese Witherspoon could not sound like a 10 year old to save her life.
wait that was Reese Witherspoon?
Sneed
frick off
true,but in Bart's case that started as soon as the 6th season, with Jessica
Bart can't even ejaculate yet, maaaan.
i've heard of boys being able to cum at 10 but i think 12-13 is more likely. i first did at 14 but i may have been able to do it earlier except i didn't fap to be able to find out.
so Greta should not have to worry about him knocking her up. gotcha.
They never fricked. Did you watch the episode? Bart was totally clueless that she had the hots for him.
they're 4th graders, you weirdo
if the writers insist on writing them like they're 17 instead of 10 then that's not my fault
I think you can make precum but actual jizz not until puberty.
I was the other extreme didn't start jizzing til I was 19/20 for me, everything was clear before that.
Bruh, late, late bloomer, can imaging fricking without getting anyone pregnant..
The Simpsons hates teenagers
They never had the balls to age them up and advance the timeline and they are paying for it dearly.
Same thing with All Grown Up. They're just a few years too young and it seems off.
S11E5
Greta was hot.
>don't have actual teen characters so they just use Bart/Lisa so it comes off as awkward and weird
Thats the very akward part of the show. Giving them 6 more years would make excellent plots
They finally gave the show a high school a couple years ago.
Literally all the guys are thinking damn imagine the BJs
All men dream of the lengendary standing blowjob.
Lisa looks cute here.
Yeah that was a decent Lisa episode.
Fourth graders get a lot of action in Springfield.
>it's a Bart or Lisa have a new friend/crush episode
>but it doesn't stick because the new kid is voiced by a celebrity guest, or just for status quo reasons
Thanks I hate it
idk why they always insist on getting Hollywood actors they can't use again while, like, Bob's Burgers uses comedians who are friends of the writers they can call back any time when they need a guest character voiced.
I still think Jessica Lovejoy should've been a regular.
She is in the comics.
Blondie's wearing a kid version of Power Girl's outfit. Neato.
Greta is cute. CUTE.
Need an edit that removes the legs, like with Power Girl's outfit.
Yeah, because they don't need voice actors lol
I know why she isn't a regular, but still, frick that, recast her or something, the cast could use more recurring girls, also she's Lovejoy's daughter, there's potential stories there.
>also she's Lovejoy's daughter, there's potential stories there.
Unfortunately all the good ideas of how you could use her cannot be shown on network TV.
I don't like what you're implying, I just think the serious stuffy minister having a rebel daughter is fun.
That was "a basic cry for attention"
He was too involved with his work.
a good Jessica episode would have to be on late night HBO and Itomic or WDJ is the animation director
A celebrity guest star voiced her (in the era before they just HAD to play themselves and get wanked). She can't be a regular.
I don't get why they are so scared of the idea of recasting voices
I just wanted more Jessica.
sneed
frick off
Better than the
>Let's flashback to Homer and Marge as teenagers for the 40th time
Episodes.
I never did like Greta for some reason.
They promoted the frick out of this episode in Canada
Why did Homer kill her?
How did you feel about Gina?
>it's a Simpsons episode
>an 8 years old is doing a PETA protest
Why is Bart such a chad?
because the creators have as /ss/ fetish.
Canon naked Jessica Lovejoy
I understood that reference.
There’s a reason the Bart romance and Lisa crush stories never work. They belong to each other.