>It's a "Truman cheated his way through a Comp Sci degree, somehow landed a job, and has no idea what he's supposed to be doing" episode
>It's a "Truman cheated his way through a Comp Sci degree, somehow landed a job, and has no idea what he's supposed to be doing"...
>its a truman has sex with his coworker, falls in love with her and hasnt told her about his wife yet episode
dont know how hes going to get out of this one bros
sounds like we're in for a hell of a season!
>Truman started living with his brother and finally saw just how deep his brother was in his alcoholism but doesn't know how to help because his brother gets really mad and defensive and tells him that he doing better than Truman anyway
For the last few episodes Truman has had to wake him up since he drank too much and fell asleep at his work from home job. How was making it before Truman started living here?
Just a point about the actual movie quick that I just realised
>hey Truman your sales are down you need to go to the island and take an easy sale or your toast
The producers knew he couldn’t possibly achieve this and still went ahead with this cruelty and needless stress
Shows need drama
He should do the same he had been doing, it worked out well enough. If he's fired then tonigh luck, not the end of the world.
>it’s a Truman keeps getting texted by girls right after he jerk offs episode
He’s never gonna be able to land any dates if he keeps being unlucky like this. These writers are truly sick making him suffer like this.
>It's a Truman set up a date before jerking off and now regrets it episode
Christ, there's no winning with him
>Truman added another five teeth to the lifesized Wretched Doll he keeps under the floorboards
The lifesized what now
>Truman has books 1 and 3 in a series in mass market paperback
>buys the second book on Amazon
>it's in hardcover
>the mass market paperback is massively out of print and super expensive
>his autism won't let him put the hardcover on the shelf with the two paperbacks
>he buys the expensive paperback
>realizes later he could've bought the two other books in hardcover for a third of the price
GOTTA GET IT ON IN THE PARTY ZONE
If Truman was a real person he'd give the books he's already read to friends or family.
Nah man, Truman needs to have all these books on his shelves to create an illusion about having a hobby and an inner life when we all know he doesn't even read them
Like do you actually think he's read Gravity's Rainbow, Infinite Jest, Blood Meridian, White Teeth, Invisible Man, War and Peace, Magic Mountain, The Man Without Qualities, crime & Punishment, The Idiot, The Demons, The Brothers Karamazov, Moby Dick, The Complete Essays of Montaigne, The Anatomy of Melancholy or all that other shit on his shelves? LMAO the last thing Truman read was Valentina by Evie Blake, fapped to it, spilled a rope on the pages and then tried to lick it clean because it was a library book
So Truman is Patrick Bateman?
Patrick Bateman made a lot of money, was built like a Greek god and had sex regularly. Truman has none of these things.
But all those things were given to Bateman through nepotism, so in reality his life was just as fake as Truman's.
>LMAO the last thing Truman read was Valentina by Evie Blake, fapped to it, spilled a rope on the pages and then tried to lick it clean because it was a library book
You ever see how many stains library books have? It boggles the mind.
>christmas episode
>mother buys him the penguin classics version for book 4
>truman screams at the top of his lungs
A Truman show implies a Truman's recurrent antagonist.
>Get job offer to teach people western blotting
>I only ever did western blots in simulations but I understand the principle
>Decline it
Did I frick up Cinemaphile?
Kinda. Unless your job has the potential of killing people if you frick up being a phony is okay
No you did the right thing. Westerns aren't as bad as people make them out to be but there's a lot of troubleshooting stuff that you need experience with to handle.
we're talking about truman here, we don't give a frick about your life
>Truman after years of rejection becomes a hermit and starts peeing in old Gatorade and monster cans rather than go to the bathroom but now the smell has gotten so bad he can't even use the toilet with them without neighbors knowing it episode
>It's a "Truman browses Cinemaphile on Cinemaphile and posts in a "It's a Truman does X episode" thread" episode!
DANGEROUSLY spoopy!
Letting Charlie Kaufman write Truman was such a weird choice
>it's a truman fell for the lrn2code meme, wasted 2 years of his life and is rapidly approaching 30 with still no career or money and an alcohol problem episode
what a fricking moron lmao
Plot hole. How can he afford alcohol without money?
I have a job but it's dead end
Truman should just watch coding tutorials on Youtube or take a few cheap crash courses on EDx. That'll be good enough for most jobs. The degree is just a credential.
Truman should wake up from the coma he's been in since 2021.
I'm graduating at the end of the month. How bad is it out there?
The free money spigot is turned off. Hope you have internships. With a degree you can at least get past some automated resume filtering. Anecdotally, hiring is picking up a little (normal for this time of year) but it still fricking sucks. Start applying now. Just shotgun applications, frick that "tailor your resume" bullshit. Only have ChatGPT do that if it's a job you really like. Otherwise just ram buzzwords in your skills section.
>its a Truman's wife gives him a final warning episode
>no more drinking or shes gone
>Truman calls her a b***h under his breath and treats this as a challenge to hide his drinking more
>trumans wife pours all the hard alcohol down the sink and screams at him
>next episode, truman is walking around the city drinking nips and peeing at starbucks/gas stations/grocery stores
This show is great but winter is coming and Truman cant drink alcohol at home. Will it become a bar show like cheers?
>it's a truman none of his pull requests have been accepted in the past month and hes worried about getting let go on christmas episode
How the frick do you cheat your way through a comp sci degree? I've had multiple exams that were proctored and you literally have to know programming to complete them
>How the frick do you cheat your way through a comp sci degree?
possibly get a pass by paperwork alone because of covid lockdowns
what type of comp sci did you study where programming was the gatekeeper?
That is the easiest part.
Why did they cancel the show on such an odd note (Truman just stops working, going to school, leaving his home, or communicating with people in anyway) and replace it with an animated series based on his dream sequences and fantasies?
>it's a "Truman sees the Cinema Cartography video on Abel Gance's Napoleon and starts pretending he's seen it so when he goes online he can namedrop it in threads about Ridley Scott's Napoleon" episode
This shit can be pretty funny sometimes
I championed that film years before the remaster. Seeing the BFI premier in London with orchestra was one of the greatest moments of my life.
The editing looked too busy for me, I'd get nauseous watching that for long
in summer school they make you retake the class on a computer. dumb fricks didn't know I would just use my phone and google all the answers. (this was like 2009 so smart phones were just coming out)
I finished the class in 2 weeks opposed to the 5 weeks they give you. and when you finish and pass they just let you go home. I did it so fast that they were supsicous of me and saying no one has ever finished the class that fast, and they were tried to interrogate me and i just told them I worked really hard. They couldn't do anything so I went home. haha get fricked
>its a Truman steals his gf dildo and she keeps asking where its gone episode
>it's a Truman is going to give a girl he likes some homemade mead episode
Pretty kino and wholesome. Hope it works for Truman.
Learning to make mead was one of Truman's best decisions. He should also learn how to make jams.
>it's a truman has somehow coasted his way into upper division genetics courses episode
buys a cheap handle of vodka even though he just got out of ER and detox for severe alcohol withdrawls a month ago
this show it's getting a little dark
Truman knows that the booze will only be gone if you drink it
>it's a Truman calculates the number of hours he's wasted lurking a basket weaving image board for the last decade.
2400 hours?
>its a Truman tries to fix his xbox so he can finished LOST the game episode
kino
>It's a Truman goes through a drink binge episode and starts apologizing to everyone he ever hurt only to regret it the next day and wishing he would have done worse
>it's a Truman starts talking to people again after 10 years of being shut-in but realizes once again he's always the one initiating conversations and is probably just going go to back to not talking to people again episode
What the frick was the point of this season's storyline? Holy frick, what kind of shitty sadistic writers come up with this slop?
Probably the same people who kept making House relapse
Nobody is obligated to like Truman, you win some you lose some
>Truman's 30th birthday is next week
>He's going camping like he does every birthday to be alone
>This time he wrote a note and bought a gun
They're not going to let him go through with it right?
>Truman puts the finishing touches on his manifesto and schedules it to send to numerous media outlets, as well as the internet generally, later the next day
>it’s an audience thinks Truman is faking having a migraine so that he can lay around and deal with having a migraine episode
>It's a Truman remembers THAT doujin again episode
>IT'S AWWWWWWWWWRIGHT~~~~
>It's a Truman suddenly feels sick at work so asks to go home and later when his wife calls him on break he tells her he's feeling sick so came home and she immediately starts accusing him of going home so he can cheat while she's working episode
>its a Truman sings "from the river to the sea Palestine will be free" and shouts out the names of all studio executives while emphasising their israeli surnames episode
>cristoff activates the bomb implanted in Trumans head at birth
I really hope the writers don't pussy out of the murder-suicide finale this season.
>it’s a “Truman has been unfulfilled in his entire adult life from education, to internships, to working, to long-term relationships so he spends every free second too exhausted to take care of himself, and too demoralized to improve anything” episode
>It's a "Truman gets lost in a parking garage" episode
Who fricking writes this shit?