>It's a 'Truman gets asked for directions, he has no idea where that place is but he still wants to help so he tells the guy where he thinks the place is but later finds it out he sent the poor sod in the wrong direction and Truman feels bad about it for a week' episode
Isn't his town too small for that to happen?
This has happened to me a bunch of times, but I forgot about it in 30 seconds
>its that episode where he goes to shake an acquaintance's hand but turns out the person was extending their hand for someone else
Shit made me cringe mayng
Once, in a store, an old couple asked me to try on a jumper they wanted to buy for their son (who was the same frame than me).
I removed my own jumper, i tried on the jumper they wanted to buy. They thanked me and left but with a weird look.
I went inside a fitting room and realized i had huge nasty sweat marks under my armpits.
I'm still thinking about it once a month. It was in 2009.
>sweat marks under my armpits.
I don't understand the frown upon sweat marks. Everybody sweats
Soem sweat more than others and it's repulsive.
You can't help it but I also can't help being disgusted by the sight of you leaking stinky fluids all over the place and I'd appreciate it if you quarantined yourself from ever coming near me.
Everybody sweats but large sweat stains outside of hot days/physical activities are usually associated with obese lardasses and nobody likes those types.
At a clothes store that is presumably air conditioned I would recoil slightly at such a sight, too.
>walk outside in 75°F
>dripping sweat, huge stains under arms and on back
>people fatter or more athletic cool as cucumbers
Not fair.
not your fault if you were born with hyperhydrosis, I have had to deal with both, the latter activated for a couple of weeks and it meant that I would not sweat until my body really really needed it, it was stressing, fortunately I was always at home when it happened.
To be honest the fact some random old people made you try on a shirt like that is way weirder than the fact you were sweaty
You guys remember that plotline where while drunk at a work party Truman unsuccesfully asked out co-worker which ended up harming his career and social life a lot more than he ever knew?
Heh heh that's our Truman.
>A customer asks Truman at the book store he works at which Dragon Ball book he should get his son and he tells the customers which one is the first one so he picks that one but in hindsight he wonders if the kid wanted Z cause generally that’s everyone’s first exposure to Dragon Ball as opposed to the original one
>It’s another Truman gets caught watching inflation porn episode
>The episode where Truman was listening to gangsta rap on his computer through earbuds at work, got distracted and googled the lyrics to get closure on what he misheard, then his supervisor came over to his desk to drop off some papers and saw the word 'homie' over and over on the screen before Truman realized he was standing there
trumans fiance left him but she was a gold digging prostitute so he deserves better anyways but he's still sad 🙁
was the sex good
Remember the episode where Truman's wife had to leave for her mother's funeral and Truman spent a whole weekend shoving half the product placement up his arse?
It was up there with the coathanger abortion song he kept singing when he was alone during the pregnancy scare arc.
>it's a Truman pretends to "go out", dresses up nicely and leaves the house and then literally just aimlessly walks around the town for about 5-6 hours or so and then goes home pretending as if he was out there drinking//having fun or whatever with his "friends" just so his parents don't feel sad for him episode
>it's a "truman stands in the shower for hours with lights turned off and repeating 'come to me, i need you' by himself trying to manifest his tulpa gf" episode
Wouldn't the government have stepped in? Or did they think it was all staged and Truman was in on it?
Anarcho-capitalist alternate timeline
>it's a "truman sees a giant hairy demon spider with red soulless eyes and an evil aura approaching his bed between sleep and wakeful state so he jumps out of bed, tosses pillows and blankets at the thing, flicks on every light and sits by the bedroom door for 30 minutes trying to convince himself it was just a hypnagogic hallucination and there's no demon spider all the while looking at the pile of blankets for any signs of movement" episode
how many times are they going to do this?
>it's a Truman is overthinking a bit more than usual episode
Ahahaha Truman is going to wake up in the middle of the night to check if he left his door open hahaha
>Truman compulsively takes off his pants entirely to go pee, shower his legs afterwards and wipe the floor in front of the toilet seat because he thinks he once felt micro droplets on his legs and they were itching
None of that happened in the show
prove it
>It's a Truman googles his first girlfriend's name and finds out she is married and already has Kids episode
>It's a Truman never looks up or keeps tabs on any of his ex-girlfriends and gets on with his life episode
Wonder when this one is going to finally drop
That episode made me fricking die inside. It never happened to me but if it did, hoo boy.
Why did they deliberately make it rain on just him that time?
Were they trying to get him to figure it out?
several people tried to let him know throughout the show so it's not that far-fetched to think some disgruntled technician fixed it up like that for exactly that reason.
large productions can have several people secretly sabotaging it for any number of reasons.
Moping in the rain is boring and they cheaped out on sprinklers
I've done that walking around the hospital campus
They were asking for the ER and i sent them the opposite way i wasnt sure where it was at since it was my first week working in the hospital
>Someone comes up asking me for directions
>I don't know where it is
>Say "Sorry, I have no idea."
It's that simple senpai.
>you meet them at the same destination
>truman prefers to jerk off to his fantasy version of his wife instead of fricking the actual wife because he doesn't like to be disappointed
>truman feels like fricking his wife is a mandatory chore
>truman cant stop thinking about all the other women in his life
>truman rolls his eyes whenever his wife interrupts him daydreaming about other women
>truman says he loves his wife but in his mind he's visualizing susie who said hi to him once
>truman can only ejaculate inside his wife by pretending she's someone else inhabiting the body of his wife
episode?
>It's a Truman is on the phone talking but forgets to breathe and realizes it 1/3 of the way thru what he's saying so there's no way he can just hurry the story up so he fakes phone issues so he can take a breath without it being weird but it's already weird and the other person is getting annoyed and now he's certain that the person on the other line thinks hes a spacker and is telling everyone about it episode
it was interesting the first time but they've taken it too far imo
It's a "Truman lives with his parent at 30 and has a ton of student debt and right when he was about to get on his feet he got a debilitating medical condition and is unable to work and his parents despite loving him are seriously considering dumping him on his ass" episode, I don't know how Truman is going to escape this one
What's the condition
>It's a "Truman's loved ones found his entire collection of degenerate porn and now they won't talk to me" episode
Truman should have put a password on it
I forgot how that episode went, what did they find on Truman’s hard drive again?
>letting anyone use his computer
That retcons his teenage years of malformed sexual awakenings involving furry porn and burying it under folders and passwords
The episodes where Truman blogposts on Cinemaphile confuse me. If he has internet access, wouldn't he see people talking about his show?
>It’s the episode where Truman has a towel that he keeps reusing without washing and it’s been two months now and it smells terrible but he keeps rubbing it on his body
>it's another "Truman procrastinates on a work project for two months and now his boss wants to see his progress" episode
Unemployment arc upcoming?
>it's that episode where the ex-girlfriend tries to weasel her way back into Truman's life and succeeds
frick this episode
>It's a Truman says frick it and hires a hooker to have sex with him and pays her in advance but cancels their meeting at the last minute episode
Tf is wrong with him
Reminds me of the episode where Truman hires a hooker and meets her at a hotel room but ends up really uncomfortable and can't get hard enough so they just talk about It's Always Sunny for a while and he pays her for the time. But at least that plot thread got resolved a little bit when Truman found a massage parlor with a much more appealing woman to have regular sex with
>Truman jerk offs in the restroom at work thinking about his boss who is 15 years older than him and married with grandkids
He's been doing this since she got breast implants 6 months ago.
kek I do this every time because I have such social anxiety. I say the wrong moronic answer immediately and then leave
>It's a Truman comes to the realization that a board about having fornicating with cartoon farm animals is better than his usual haunts.
>It's a Truman gets drunk and goes through 3 years worth of messages with his ex just to catch a glimpse again, how it used to be back then episode
It's an original take on his inability to move on but honestly this might be too harsh at this point
>It's a 'Black person asks Truman for directions so he sends the Black person to the completely wrong place because he hates Black folk' episode
Fricking love when they have these episodes.
>it's a truman marries the first girl that shows even a mild interest in him because he's afraid of dying alone and desperately wants children episode. even though the second saddest thought in his mind is never experiencing romantic love, the first saddest is not having children.
It's hard to blame Truman. If he knew it was a TV show, he would continue to hold out hope that he'll meet his soulmate. But he thinks it's real life so he reluctantly settles.
based pro creator bringing children into a loveless marriage
>Truman discovers sissy hypno porn