>it's a Truman looks up ballet classes on youtube episode
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>That lost-media episode where he notices pediatric massage tutorials in the related videos
Trueman brehs...
>it's a truman compliments the contortionist on her cute new spandex outfit
>its a truman gets his bad dragon delivered episode
>it's a truman can't stop checking kansas city episode
Does sex or masturbation exist in Truman's world? They probably didn't teach him about it or give him media about it
>its a these threads fricking suck episode
This shit is garbage
>it’s a truman saw Dr Strange 2 and was talking to multiple people about how the Latina girl in it was hot only to find out later on Cinemaphile that she was 14 episode
Wow, if shes that fat before 18, she’s going to be huge.
Isn’t that a callback to the episode where he watched Moonrise Kingdom?
That goblin is hideous.
>It's an all the schools have armed police officers escorting the kids from the bus to the school doors again episode
But why is Truman so obsessed with this?
>it's a Truman gets a high-res pro camera and amasses a personal collection that he keeps very guarded and private but for the some reason the pictures keep deleting themselves every time he goes to work so he starts keeping a keychain memory card on his person at all times with the worst photos on it and everyone has to pretend like they don't know that his keychain is filled with depraved shit while he badly jokes about its contents again episode
That's a great one, though for me it's the hidden-flash-drive-in-a-pen episode
>it's a Truman reconnects with his ex and finds out she's happily married with 2 kids while he spends his days browsing a Ugandan basket weaving forum episode
Who comes up with this shit?
>it's a Truman finally summons the courage to kill his wife in her sleep but as he raises the knife suddenly Bud crashes through his ceiling with a six pack of beers and forces Truman to drink with him episode
thats actually a hilarious thought
like if truman actually was a killer
and they cant reveal to him that the are monitoring him so it just has to pan out like a fake police investigation and all the actors know hes a murderer
haha holy shit and like they decide to halt the investigation because the ratings go through the roof watching him hide his tracks and shit
and like he just continues killing and everyone is in on it
This is legit making me laugh, im stealing this and writing a screenplay of it.
>it's a truman has given up and just exists because he doesn't want to hurt his family with the suicide but also wishes for death on a daily basis story arc
>it's a Truman mounts tiny cameras onto the toes of his shoes and then hops onto a packed subway car full of schoolgirls episode
I always thought it was insane that they regularly aired Truman's seat sniffing fetish and decided to simply never comment on it.
>its another truman has explosive diarrhea and doesnt flush episode
worst filler content like wtf were they thinking
You just know that the studio is having Meryl slip him to dodgy shellfish in order to shill Pepto-Bismol.
I'm so sick of the snickers/insulin dual ad every episode.
>it's a truman logs into instagram and starts following:
Emberlee_official
Kamilla_voitova
Amitgofmanlevy
L_E_S_twins
_daniela_simonyan
Twinkle_toes_nata
Twiggy_smalls__
Angelpolikarpova
Emmanoellerose
Jujupenido.oficial
Paizleerose
Oficialisadoralomba
Emilyginni
Im_sammi_
Sophie_loren01
Sophiapaige_official
Sisimodel_siennaandme
Blazingggblaiseeee
Paige_the_model
Gargosha_gym
Victoriabelle__
Vestalyn
Chelseab.boo
Ceciliafregoso__
Milanka_kudel
Gianicole__
Hailey_smith_official
Cali.kira
Tg_valeckza
Victoriapazini.oficial
Sicily.rose
Cocoquinn3
Maisie_dek
Lorenaqueiroz
Vasilisafrolova
jmjoannamaria
arabella_bo
Opheliaminimodel
Sima_serafimar
lizzielizavetaroshkina
Itskinleyrose
sweet_ellarose_rca
zalia.g
kai.xtine
harpergrace____
Sophiapaige_official
Paige_the_model
>episode
>it’s a Truman gets baited by glowies episode
It's a Truman taste tests his semen episode
>it’s a Truman goes to third party Cinemaphile archives and searches for deleted webms episode
Why did you make this thread? Don't lie to me
>that arc where truman tried to kill himself and had to act like he was fine for four years afterwards because he was scared they would try to put him back in the hospital
what was the point of that, it didn't even go anywhere