>It's a "Truman pretends to be too sick to go to his grandmother's funeral only to stay at home and play Super Mario 3" episode
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>It's a "Truman pretends to be too sick to go to his grandmother's funeral only to stay at home and play Super Mario 3" episode
>Ends up setting world's masturbation record.
It’s another Truman lays on his couch all day smoking weed and jerking off episode.
>wins first and third in the international fists of rage masurbation tournament
You just know that if Truman was real there'd be a giant gooning community dedicated to only gooning at the same time as Truman. They'd all try to guess what porn he's watching and edge in sync
I'd be there day fricking one. Be based on all of us goong and cumming together with Truman.
this is the funniest thing ive read all fricking week. someone should make an ai truman show so this becomes real.
Idk, after the seventh or eighth time Truman cum dry
>It's a Truman wakes up tired after 9 hours sleep at 8am and has to go back to bed at 11am
>It's a Truman stays up for 2 days drinking then passes out and wakes up tired after 24 hours sleep, takes a shit and smokes a few cigarettes while trying to down a coffee before puking and going back to bed
Nobody stays awake from drinking.
It's called cocaine
You don't drink that, kid.
I do. I literally cannot sleep when I'm drunk, and have to wait until I sober up before I can do it. I've never heard of anyone else with this condition.
I'm the same way. I'm an alcoholic and when I get drunk it fricks up my sleep pattern for the whole week and leads to a miserable uncomfortable hangover. Sober for a few months now though
Same. Druck or high I literally can't sleep until I've sobered up. I like to think I evolved from the guys who were good at sleeping in shifts as a cope
>episode where he is afraid to go to the doctor because he recently crossed over 300 pounds
went to weigh myself after reading this
only 270 for me
>only 270
>"""Only"""
God I hate fat fricks like you.
yeah
i hate fat fricks like me too
Then lose some Goddamn weight. You don't even need to exercise (Although it definitely would speed the process up), literally all you have to do is a create a calorie deficit and it's guaranteed weight loss.
it's a willpower issue
ultimately me, but it doesn't help that porn has been rotting my brain since i was 11
i always end up falling back into bad habits after a month or two
Stop being weak and finding excuses. Your blame issue doesn't do anything but lazily allow you to continue being shit. Fat frick.
you're going to give yourself a heart attack faster than the fat frick anon, settle down.
Fasting, bro. Start off easy, maybe with a 12 hr or 16 hr eating window only, then gradually scale that back until you are only eating for 4-6 hrs per day. Then maybe try fasting a full day, it's easier than you think. The weight will melt off and you will gain confidence in the method which will drive further gains, the classic virtuous cycle.
You can do it, I want to believe in you.
>Truman has to be finished at 5:40
I never got to go to my great grandads funeral because of covid restrictions.
>It's a Truman edges for 7 hours and shoots 10 ropes of cum over 8 feet episode
>Has to sleep for 9
>COME IN, MR BURBANK
>WEEEEOOOOOO
>It’s a “Truman wishes the girl who hurt him was dead, but knows deep down he doesn’t want anything bad to happen to her, he just wants her back.”
Wow, it’s been a year now since it happened, I wonder if he’ll ever move on
it begs the question of how Truman could possibly think a relationship with her could work again after years of burning resentment has fermented inside him while he hasn't even entered her mind once since they last spoke. they're really highlighting Truman's inflated sense of self this season
But this raises the question, how could Truman move on? He was told it would get easier with time, yet every single day he feels anger and sadness at what happened. He knows she’s not thinking of him, but that honestly just makes his pain worse. What should he do?
Truman should stop thinking about it. It'll never stop hurting entirely, but with time and distance from the situation, it won't hurt so much. Truman should find a new gf if he can, as that's honestly the best remedy.
Honest answer: Truman should use the release technique and look up Dr David Hawkins Letting Go book so that he can release all of his negative emotions, attachments and aversions towards the girl. Truman would find that below the emotions is joy and bliss.
>Truman keeps shitposting with his work phone.
Dangerous game, homie.
>it's a season 14 "Truman is home alone and his mum isn't back for 3 hours so he rummages through her bottom dresser draw and finds a giant dildo and decides to experiment with his sexuality by shoving the tip in his ass, only to start crying at the pain and then panicking when he hears a car on the drive and hastily putting it back only to realise its a driver turning around and using his drive for a 3 point turn, so he goes back, cleans the dildo and places it more carefully so as not to be discovered, never experminting anally again (but still viewing gay porn from time to time)" episode
kys episode wen
>It's a "Truman signs up for three different gig work apps and works just gets enough shifts to pay his rent to his parents and cover his bills so they can't complain about him not working or earning his keep but they still make it clear that they're vaguely disappointed him him for not living up to his potential" episode.
>It's a truman moves out to a tiny apartment but at least can afford to frugally live by himself on his wagie job but his academic parents will never forgive him for dropping out of university
All truman ever wanted was to feel like he were enough.
>It's a Truman samegays his own forced meme threads again epidsode
it's good to see Truman getting his comeuppance recently, he was getting way too big for his britches
>It's a Truman posts Snood and gets banned for three days again episode.
>It's a "Truman gets suspended from work about making an offhand comment about 'those people' bringing in too much crime to the country" episode.
It was hilarious to see his supervisors face when Truman tried to pass it off as meaning the Irish.
>It's another episode where Truman is getting drunk at 8am episode
It's just sad at this point. I hope he can pull through the bad patch of two decades.
>it's a "truman leaves an assignment until the last minute and then gives himself an hour to learn the content, do the research, and produce a coherent essay" episode again
>It's a Truman finds an ant infestation in his ground level apartment and decides to go to war with the bastards including setting traps and leaving the dead out to entice casualty retrievals episode.
>it's a "truman can't decide between jav or western porn" episode
All of my grandparents died during covid and I never got to go to a single funeral eral
All of this anons grandparents died during Covid and because of restrictions I could only dig up and frick half of their corpses.
>It's a "Truman has begun watching drunk, scantily clad, belligerent women fighting with Police videos" episode
>it's a 'Truman puts off attending a funeral because that means buying/renting a suit' episode
>season where Truman spends every single episode hunting and killing wienerroaches in the kitchen, instead of tidying up and wiping down the surfaces in a matter of minutes
so how many people watched him jerk off? did they show him jerking off when he was like 13? that's even more fricked up
Cut to commercial
>the teenage seasons when more than half of each episode's running time was commercials
I'm surprised viewership didn't plummet tbh
They explain that sex fades to black, it's not a 24/7 unedited live feed.
Maybe there are Truman Truthers who suspect he's actually up to something secret in those moments, using wanking as a cover story.
Would of been a pro move to streak his way out.
>It's a "Truman walks around the house singing 'homosexual moron Black person b***hes' to the tune of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song" episode
>homosexual moron Black person b***hes!
>homosexual moron Black person b***hes!
>homosexual moron Black person b***hes!
>Frick this gay ass israelite shit!
>Heil Hitler!
Where did he even learn this?
>It's a Truman pauses a video of a roundtable discussion to give his own two cents aloud to an empty room episode
This stupid shit better be leading somewhere because otherwise it's just getting embarassing.
He's been doing this for years now, will he ever learn? Sometimes he just talks for so long he loses any interest in the original discussion video entirely. Granted, Truman hasn't really had any friends in recent seasons, so maybe it's time the producers step in with some new characters.
The only difference between you and successful people is that they're trying
ooff this hits too close to home
>this hits too close to home
Why do you talk aloud to an empty room? Do you hallucinate people in the room?
>pause podcast, panel show, etc
>make my own points, BTFO people with my rapists whit
>unpause show
>my rapists whit
>BTFO people
So you do hallucinate people in the empty room.
No, Truman does. It's quite sad.
>It's a Truman writes transcripts for podcast episodes but inserts his own contributions in as if he was there and saying it
>episode
Uhh actually Truman has heard that this helps develop logical thinking and better speaking ability and it's correlated with high IQ, actually
>truman in his dark bedroom, sitting, lit by his computer monitor at his desk with his head in his hands repeating in a low voice to himself "useless. worthless. scum. maggot. useless. worthless. scum."
Will Truman ever develop a personality? These self-inflicted misery clichés are so overplayed and boring.
>It's the one where Truman finally is on the bangbuss. But he can't get it up
>It's a Truman takes a crash course in normie life and finds little joy and much anxiety in it
I gotta say, it was kind of nice when I thought Truman might finally see what everyone else was seeing but I guess maybe he's colorblind and the dots don't turn into anything for him like they do for everyone else
Jim Carrey is annoying and untalented.
Who's Jim Carrey? We're talking about Truman.
>walks out the door into the arms of company employees and security guards who will drag him to company enslavement for the rest of his company-owned life
the ending is gay
>It’s a Truman posts that there’s zero physical evidence for the Holocaust on facebook episode again
>It’s another Truman speeds around the streets blasting cro mags in his car while saying Black person to every black person he passes
Surely they’re gonna pull this show from the air now right?
He’s gone too far now…
>It’s another Truman scrolls through his first loves Facebook/Instagram profile for the third time this week episode again, with the twist being he sees she’s engaged and then immediately switches off his phone and goes to bed
This shit is starting to hit too close to home…might need to give this show a pass for now on.
so what was with the episode where truman takes his gun out of the drawer and stares at it in silence for an hour? I mean, I get the implication, but they wouldn't really end the show like that, would they? Are ratings that bad?
>the episode where Truman can't seem to break up with his girlfriend even though she cheated on him with her ex-boyfriend after Truman gave her a promise ring and took her on a three day trip
pathetic bastard
>it's a Truman free-writes a stream-of-consciousness unsent letter/current, honest thoughts episode
>it's the next scene where Truman is staring at a bunch of schizo words in his handwriting and he burns it in the sink because tearing it up isn't secure enough
>It's a Truman ate chicken tenders soaked in really hot hot sauce until he was about to burst and then he got abdominal pains so bad he passed out on the floor and woke up with pants full of liquid molten lava shit and now his balls and dick and thighs won't stop stinging and his butthole feels like it's on fire and is bleeding and everytime he touches it he screams in pain episode
I'm really sick of these episodes sponsored by Wingstop. Can the producers please introduce some healthier product placement?
Wingstop sucks
I'm at my grandfather's funeral, I can't relate to Truman in this episode.
>It's a Truman is on his phone at his grandfather's funeral posting on his meme website episode
Harder and harder to feel sympathy for this guy.
>yet another truman puts off going to the dentist episode
>it's a Truman tries to stay hard as he scrolls through all the videos in his porn folder with his non dominant hand
MovieBlob, I had a feeling you weren't above posting here you grandson of a b***h.
>"it's a truman had his summer, halloween, and his ability to enjoy life itself stolen by Trump" episode
>season starts with truman getting on ADHD meds
>every episode he just works all day before logging off and going to sleep
really not sure what the writers are going for here. hope the blood pressure stuff pays off at least
>it a truman tries to kill himself by hanging himself but he doesn't know how to tie a noose and hes too afraid to look it up so he just wings it and ties some sort of loop so he tries it but the loop is too big and what the rope is tied to isnt very strong either so he fall out of the noose onto the floor and hits his head and the rope falls on him and he gets really mad and sad and cries for an hour before going to work and people ask him if he's ok and hes says hes just tired episode
these episodes are getting really bleak
>too afraid to look it up
What the frick is there to be afraid of, you fricking idiot?
i don't know. ask Truman. he didn't seem to be doing that well, don't think he was thinking clearly.
>It’s a Truman has been crying all day because he tried to hang himself in his room but he’s so obese the light fixture he tied the rope on came crashing down then Truman’s parents immediately barged in and started screaming at him for fricking up the ceiling episode
>it's a Truman goes to a family member's funeral and wonders if there's something wrong with him for feeling nothing while everybody around him is crying episode
really jogged the noggin
>it's a Truman goes to a beloved family member's funeral and he can’t stop crying, but there is nobody to comfort him episode.
The shear juxtaposition of these two episodes must really make Truman think.
>it's a "Truman sits on fchat RPing as a stinky dog cub with a woman who plays his mother actively making him more smelly for her own enjoyment and sends him voice clips at peak moments in the play until 3am when he has to be at work at 8" episode
Dude go to fricking sleep and do something else. I get it's nice but it's been like 3 weeks now
>It's a truman has been roleplaying quaint high school romance on F-chat over five years with a person he considers his closest friend
Poor c**t should've never started roleplaying.
>it's a Truman has his monthly anxiety attack in the middle of the night where he questions everything about himself and speaks his fears out loud, finally falling asleep around an hour before he has to go to work
goddamnit not again these reruns are getting outta hand
>oh great, another episode with Truman jerking off in the basement to his ex-girlfriend’s instagram account while his wife and kids sleep upstairs.
For frick’s sake, Truman, it’s like the fourth time this week.
>it's a truman started drinking early and accidentally sipped a beer on cam during a one on one with his boss episode
oh man, he's fricked
>tfw truman turned out to be a psychopathic rapist planning his mothers rape murdersuicide and you are the programm director
>Truman knows his peers can see through how he lies when everyone is sharing stories about their exes and sex but has to humiliate himself and pretend they're buying it
Truman would be in such a better spot if he felt the touch of a woman once in his life.
>Truman is looking for something in the basement when he sees his old guitar case in the corner. He stops and opens the case and lifts out the guitar and runs his fingers over the fretboard. A smile. He strums a few chords and sings the chorus of a song he wrote with his old band. He stops playing and sits in the silence. After a time, he looks the guitar over again. He places it back in the case. He goes to the stair, his hand hovers over the light switch, and he turns back and stares at the case. Another pause. He looks down and closes his eyes. A sigh. He has to be at the office in the morning. He turns off the light.
It's a bit gay but I like it
It is a bit gay, but I just get tired of the jerking off and weed smoking ones.
Please stop posting
>it’s another one where Truman writes out little green text memes on a Cambodian Basket Weaving forum and the other users don’t like them. He knows they’re mostly children but he sometimes wonders if he should find another place to go on the internet. Then he laughs and thinks to himself, “nah frick that, I built this fricking site.” He leans forward again and types his reply: “shut up homosexual”
>it's a Truman feels sorry for his parents because even though he moved out and got a wagie job and by all accounts is a somewhat productive member of society he has failed to give them grandchildren and will likely live out the days of his life alone, which Truman has come to terms with but the looks in his parents eyes grieves him
not again
>those couple seasons where truman took care of his grandma but couldn't take it after a few months of her being completely bedridden so he finally told his mum she had to hire a nurse for her and she went through two slav c**ts who hardly cared for her before throwing her in a home where she died only a couple weeks later and now, years later, Truman can't stop feeling guilty and thinking he should've just soldiered on so his grandma's last months would've been more comfortable and around family instead of leaving her to his mum who he knew would just throw money at the problem and not care for her.
That was a rough episode but I think Truman's grandma would forgive him.
>Truman makes a joke about a homosexual looking kid at his nephew's band recital and it blows up into a whole incident
He really needs to learn to use his inside voice.
Ooh I missed that one, can I get a recap?
>kid was being a homosexual
>Truman turns to his brother and makes a joke about it
>kids parents overhear and get angry
>It's the Truman impregnates the second girl he has sex with and she aborts it without any discussion whatsoever.
Really made him think about where he stands in life. Didn't it?
>Truman loses his wallet
>cancels all of his bank/credit cards
>has no money for the next week
>has to live on MREs and rice/beans/pasta
>someone returned the wallet a few hours later
Classic
>Truman got caught using the poopknife to cut up his food delivery because he didn't want to go upstairs to the kitchen and talk to people again
Pretty sure his parents are going to send him to that group home for adult morons they were talking about. In Truman's defense he did wipe it down with a napkin first.
>After lunch at the office, Truman goes to an empty parking lot and pulls a pack of cigarettes out of the small compartment in the trunk of his car. They’re probably right that it’s not good for you, and his wife would be pissed if she found out he was still smoking (“you’re gonna die early and leave me and the kids!”), but it’s only one or two per day and…he doesn’t know how to say it but…there’s just something about it that makes him feel better. Reminds him of when he was young or something and there was so much free time to kill and so little responsibilities in the present that you didn’t care if you took a little off the end. Kinda makes him feel like there’s a little bit of rebellion left in him. He takes a last drag and stamps it out. He washes his hands and face an extra time before heading home from the office.
Pleas stop
>it's a "Truman has to wipe the tear out of his dying cat's eye so his mother doesn't see it when the vet puts him down" episode
Jesus these are getting pretty bleak
>It's A Truman finds out that the lethal injections that they give pets aren't actually painless, after having to put down seven pet dogs with different cancers and diseases over the years
>it's a "Truman finally goes to therapy" episode
About damn time
Truman may have many faults, but he's smart enough not to fall for the therapy meme.
The what?
Therapy was invented by israeli pedophiles to scam rich people. All therapists do is tell you to take antidepressants and cut your dick off.
Take your meds
Just get a male therapist that's covered by your health insurance. There are some problems that can't be solved alone. I also want someone just to talk to.
>There are some problems that can't be solved alone.
Yea it's called church
Did they show Truman jacking off or having sex on camera
>Trumen get ipad
A daring synthesis
>its a Truman lashes out at a friend and seriously starts considering if he has undiagnosed BPD at 30
Jfc why wont he just call a psychiatrist and set an appointment
Did you guys catch the episode last night where Truman loudly talked about going to a Skinhead concert over a hot mic?
Boy it’s going to be funny how this pans out
Just say it's a S.H.A.R.P concert
>It's a "Truman discovers Tor Browser" episode
Truman's going to get a visit soon
>It's another Truman scrolls through penpal sites and doesn't message anyone
Jeez, this arc has been going on for 2 years. Maybe the director can make something happen?
>it's a Truman episode where he's too afraid to go into stores to buy stuff because his voice frequently cracks even though he's 22 and the wind outside fricked his hair up so he looks even uglier than before and people will stare at him
Man he's a fricking pussy, hopefully he outgrows this shit but he's 22 so I doubt it
Truman could just wear a hat. For the voice thing, retail wont give a frick about that, they just want their customers to get their shit and leave. They have no interest in conversing, let alone judging people. This, I promise you.
I feel like it was established Truman is too mentally ill to wear a hat because it makes him even uglier.
The after credits scene where he stays up at night thinking about all the voice cracks was pretty haunting though
Truman should speak to a speech therapist or something, might make for a good recurring character. If not he should learn to speak with more breath
He can always wear a hat to hide his face if he thinks its so ugly.
He really can't since hair is also the only thing that is helping his face out. The 20 minute episodes where he stares in the mirror taking the hat off and on are soooo repetitive and it doesn't really add anything to the character, hope he realizes maybe people don't care that much but I don't think he ever will
I like it when he curses everything he can whenever it's windy outside, just a funny gimmick of his character.
Truman should realize right now, that people generally have their head too far up their own assets to care. Why does Truman think, people seem so stressed on the street? Most of them are dealing with some shit that takes most of their focus off other people on the street. Truman should also meditate on the fact, that embarrassment is proportionally nothing against having to starve or got to war and should integrate the practice of gratitude in his life, even for the littlest things. So Truman finally realizes, that his ass could be in a situation so bad that Truman can't even imagine. How could he know how fricked up the world could be if he's staring into a mirror an hour a day. What kind of Narcissus Syndrome does Truman have even?!
Truman is just way too fricked up by his anxiousness. He can't go outside unless he looks perfect in his own way. That's just how he's always been and I don't think it will change unless he experiences a random manic episode where he comes to peace with everything. Can't wait for the tibetan monk arc.
Truman should make small changes in his life, to get used to changes in life in generally. From there on Truman should find something he can derive confidence from. Maybe some kind of hobby. Or something creative. This way step by step Truman will move into the right direction. I absolutely swear to Truman, that no magical help will arrive. Except when faith kicks you so hard in the balls for your inaction that Truman would wish things would go back as they where. That those times Truman thought where he'll looks like paradise in comparison. If Truman refuses to change, existence will force change on Truman. Change happens inevitably. The only control Truman has, is to steer that change. Otherwise he might get a hand of cards that'll frick him up irreparably. Truman should mark my words. I've been where Truman is.
>It's a "Truman spends $1,300 on some new cool clothes and tells himself that this is the summer he's going to break out of his shell and be the confident Truman he was always meant to be but his self-image is completely destroyed by two teenage girls laughing at him in the mall" episode
>It's a Truman shows up at a cookout alone but still rarely puts up his own plate
>it's a "Truman gets called a creepy stalker by the girl he was simping for online abd tries to save face by apologizing and calling her a valuable colleague" episode
>It's a Truman feels borderline gaslighted but still keeps up with 80 tweets per day, every day, for 15 years
>it's a Truman remembers the fact that he has had 0 irl friends since middle school episode
>It's a "Truman logs into his Facebook profile for the first time in months tries to reconnect with the work friends he made ten years ago but none of them respond after two weeks" episode
>it's a Truman never ended up cumming inside the watermelon that he brought specifically to frick, because it was too cold and he didn't want the bin men to discover his semen, now he's waiting for the results of a test that will tell him whether he has bowel cancer or not, episode
>it's a Truman is too scared to take selfies because he's too self conscious episode
I really love the suspense of him rising the phone up to his face, almost pressing the button but then closing the phone off after seeing his face. I can't believe the suspense and anticipation is still there even after 4 years of it repeating at least once a month.
Maybe Truman should try not using the front camera or if he can't, just close his eyes. That might just work. I want to see Truman get one small win.
Truman will absolutely never get his self esteem up unless a girl will magically give interest in him and make the first move since he's too scared of anything after asking that random kinda ugly girl out and her ignoring him
Truman should realize, that the phone camera is curved and will always distort the face when held to close to the face. Therefore, his face might look a little distorted. Truman should get a camera with a zoom lense and a tripod and take a selfie a few meters away.
>it's a Truman episode where he logs into facebook in years and sees that both of his high school crushes have boyfriends that look completely opposite of him so his moronic plan of stalking where they work/study and "randomly" meeting them up isn't even going to work
just wow..he's pretty unlucky
Truman is starting to sound like a massive fricking homosexual.
>it's a Truman episode where he complains about a situation but doesn't do anything about it even though he easily can
>Truman wonders how he can become a True Man.
>it's a Truman just now realizing the most obvious shit in a piece of media episode
i can't believe he's this dumb
>It's another hot tub diarrhea episode
Fricking hell, Truman.
>It's a "Truman collapses from hunger and dehydration after gooning for 14 hours straight to the Equestria Girls youtube stream" episode
They need to give him a hobby or something.
>Truman tries to start a podcast but keeps getting flustered and starts the recording over 17 times in two hours because he doesn't know how to talk
>It's a Truman episode where he had a one night stand with a random and the condom fell off and she bled all over the sheets and he worried he might have got the AIDs.
phew sure wouldn't like to be Truman!
> Is a Truman wakes up naked in bed at 2pm and then walks out into the living room to find his vomit covered clothes strewn about the floor and a dried puddle on the armchair episode
Very relatable episode.
>it's a truman goes to work episode
>his bosses are starting to putt together the pieces on why the drawer has been a few hundred short this month
Can't wait to see how he gets out of this one. Last season he just feigned incompetence, so i do0ubth he'll try that again
> It's a Truman wakes up at 4am on the floor of the bathroom with an empty bottle episode
>truman has the place to himself for the night
>decides to play HL2E2
>punches his laptop screen after failing to defend white forest from the striders for 45 minutes
how's he gonna explain this to Meryl
>it's a Truman goes on French television and gets psychologically crushed by an attractive woman, leaves the country in disgrace and never mentally recovers episode
>it's another Truman takes a frick ton of edibles passes out on his couch and is monged for 24 hours episode
Man these are really getting old!
>It's a "Truman suffers from strong hiccups to the point his chest hurts" episode
I hope they stop making them next season.
Truman should just hold his arms above his head so that it opens up his windpipe.
>Truman taps on the pressure point behind his earlobe and the hiccups cease.
>It's a "Truman forgets to change the dicky wallpaper on his laptop before he gives his power point presentation at work" episode.
>It's a "Truman forgets to close his horse and e-girl porn folder while livestreaming and gets defended by a trans child predator" episode.
>truman edges for an hour while he fills up his amazon cart with skirts and lingerie and imagines what he would look like wearing them
Truman should empty his cart before he gets too horny and spends $1,057 on impulse
Truman has his seventh wank of the day even though he knows he won't really enjoy it
>Truman finds clips of celebrities laughing so he can pretend they're guests on his imaginary talk show.
>Truman listesmns to The Diary of Jane on repeat for years and years
At this point he doesn't care if it will ever happen, he just wants to mean something to her
>It's a Truman cums hands free using a toilet plunger again episode.
>it's a the power went out for Truman's block episode meaning he had a legitimate reason for not working
>Truman got so used to sitting around that now there power's back on he can't get back to work and continues to procrastinate
> Truman has had soft stool for a week and is too afraid to go to the doctor. All he wants to do is take a solid shit.
Truman should stop being a fricking idiot and Google what makes your shit hard. Eat a spoon of psyllium seeds you dunce.
>it's another Truman can't get it on with Meryl so they end up arguing for a few hours.
Frick I hate these episodes
>It's a "Truman goes to fake job interviews so he parents think he's looking for work but he's just going to Chuck E. Cheese" episode
Isn't Truman a little old for Chuck E Cheese?
It's the only place he remembers being happy.
>It's a Truman doesn't leave his apartment for a week episode
>It's a "Truman sniffs glue with those middle schoolers behind the Korean strip mall so he can feel like he's part of a group" episode
Can you give a quick recap on that episode?
>New hobby shop opens and Truman buts some model cars because he doesn't have a "thing" that he does
>Notices some kids going through the dumpster picking out glue bottles
>Truman asks them what they need to glue for and shows them the tube he bought
>They say that he's got the good stuff and act impressed
>Truman hasn't made any real friends in years so he goes along with it and acts cool
>Next thing you know they're all sniffing glue in a refrigerator box
>this has been going on for three weeks
Holy shit. Truman should write a book but at least a short story about it.
>it's another Truman tries to rob a bank with a realistic suirt gun against
Will the police put him behind bars this time this is the third time in 2 months. They. Keep letting him off with a fine.
>Truman gets a new black love interest because of DEI but he's too based and keeps calling her racial slurs, but the actress has to be cordial the whole time
>it’s another Truman letting his black coworkers joke at his expense and him bottling it up until he screams “Black person” on his 2 hour drive home.
…How did they get get away with this?
>Truman snaps after seeing more and more H1B visa guys get brought into the company and having to train them to do basic tasks until screams at them to go back to India.
Man, even Truman isn’t safe from black rock. What’s next, Truman is turns into troonman?
>its a truman makes up episode ideas episode
>It's a Truman actually manages to get a date with an attractive girl and decides to ghost her and stay at home drinking episode
>It's a Truman moves into a slight position of power and does his utmost to ensure only White males are allowed to join his firm because working with women and darkies is absolutely cancerous and he can because the island he lives on is completely insular and loves deporting illegal aliens episode
>It's a "Truman tries being social and going to bars/comedy clubs/community events/conventions, even going out of his way to be friendly and talk to people but none if it sticks and he realizes he's probably not going to make friends as an adult" episode
It's a Truman goes to unwind incognito at a bar, but a strange man pesters him all evening asking him to dance with his girlfriend while he watches episode.
>It's a "Truman's still pretty sure he's not going to watch Oppenheimer" episode.
>It's a "Truman goes to the movies and accidently asks for a ticket to 'the magic Black person movie'" episode
>It's another Truman sits in front of a computer for 18 hours a day episode.
Surely something grand will happen soon if they're stashing money with all these bottle episodes.
Carrey absolutely deserved best actor for his performance here
>Truman starts learning how to explore Dreamland after years of isolation and boredom
I drink in the morning and take a nap for 2-3 hours before work and experience vivid semi-lucid dreams one after the other that feel longer than actual amount of time that has passed.
I've gotten the sensation of being dragged off of the edge of my bed, and I can make myself start spinning around in circles while not actually moving.
I don't even watch movies or play video games anymore, this is all I do now
>It's another "Truman sleeps for four hours because he's smoking too much weed again" episode
haha I bet he's tired
>it’s a “Truman obsesses over his favorite cult actress to the point she begins appearing in his dreams” episode
Yeah I’m going to sleep
>it’s a Truman slips another black crime statistic into the suggestion box at work episode
>it's a "Truman makes an 11 hour audio file titled 'Synagogues and mosques I'm targeting plus weapons cache locations' where he just screeches and bangs on drums and plays dumb sound effects over his speakers to waste his FBI handler's time since they have to listen to the whole thing" episode
>as soon as he finishes he starts working on the "Politicians getting the rope" sequel