>it's a truman tries to stay awake all night and day to get back to a more healthy sleep schedule but falls asleep early in the morning, wakes up in the afternoon and starts crying episode
i like how the depression arc was seamlessly weaved in over multiple seasons, really good writing
they also think of everything, like how depending on the time of the year there would be days when truman didn't see the sun at all doing this
Set an alarm, you moron. 7 hours after you crash. You’ll be back in no time.
How does this work when your normal bed time is at 6 in the morning?
You wake up at 11 am, you’ll be going to bed at 5 at most. Then 4, then 3..
I work 2nd shift and barely see the sun half the year
>m-muh depression
Pussy
>it's a "truman futilely extends the range on tinder, hinge, and bumble by another 30 miles after not getting a single match in almost a year of use" episode
it would be funny to watch if it weren't so pathetic
your computer screens are making you think it's day and that you should be awake. all screens off an hour before sleep, absolute minimal lighting after 9 PM, just enough to not piss on the floor.
Alright, I've seen this advice of turning all lights off an hour before bed and I'm sure it works but please someone explain to me what you're supposed to do in that hour before bed. Just sit in a chair in the dark? I'd read a book or something but that also requires atleast a lamp
jerk off furiously
I still listen to some kind of movie but with the TV picture off, I also use the timer feature to make sure it turns itself off after I'm asleep.
Working on your imaginary autism fueled inner fantasy world, anon. You DO have an inner fantasy world complete with npcs and fake relationships, right???
This
until it merges into dreams, just don't overdo it or you'd be too awake.
>that zany episode where Truman's wife is coming to his country in a month but he can't find a house to rent or buy because of all the H1b Chinese and pajeets working fake tech jobs
Hit close to home man, surprised they got that plotline past the writing room catladies and tokens.
>it's an episode where the Gods start communicating with Truman through repeating digits again
>Its a Truman actually turns his life around because he got dubs episode
I'm sick and it keeps waking me out of my sleep.
>it's a truman stinks so bad from jerking off all night that the people around him notice episode
Maybe Truman should just take a shower.
>its a Truman does roman salutes in the shower and pretends hes giving speeches in the reichstag episode
>its a Truman goes down into his secret hidey hole and faps to bailey jay episode
>its a Truman attempts to buy several fire arms and attempts to go innawoods after reading the Turner Diaries episode
All classics
This is fricking cringe man. I hope you are under 25 years old.
oh gosh please no cringe in my Truman thread
Too late buddy.
>le Naz/misc/ secretly jerks it to transsexuals but still wants to larp Civil War 2 as a far-right hero
extremism attracts the mentally ill even if its correct extremism
I literally just did exactly this a few days ago, but then I just tried again and went all the way on the second try and now Im back to normal and feeling very good
dont give up truman wagmi
>it's a truman eats 2 large cheese pizzas, throws up, eats 40 mcnuggies, throws up again, inhales 300 whipits and then passes out in a pool of his own sweat episode
hate reruns
>inhales 300 whipits
Excuse me?
2 at a time, not all at once, I have normal sized lungs
>its another truman vomits stomach acid all over his bedsheets but hes so hungover he just goes back to sleep in them scene
how is it still airing?
>it's a "Truman isn't gay, but is so far gone that he has to jerk off to trans women in order to even get hard" episode
What did the writers mean by this?
The producers are clearly supported by the porn industry, and it would be bad for them if Truman became healthy by foregoing all and any forms of video or penetrative porn for about 2 months, and just relied on still images of women alone in conjunction with only jerking off once on Friday night and once on Saturday night.
Well said
alcohol. Thats the cheat code. Start drinking heavily 4 hours before your intended sleep time. You are welcome.
Is there a certain amount you need to drink before alcohol stops REM sleep?
Surely two beers to relax doesn't do it
You drink it just to jump start your sleep cycle thats it. Half a bottle of evan williams. Worry about REM the next night
i drank the cider
im sleepy right now
>it's once again time for the weekly "Truman is feeling so gloomy the weekend is over and he has to go to work in the morning that he can't sleep and will have to attend multiple in person client meetings throughout the next day on nosleep" episode.
love those, the episode where he fell asleep for 30 seconds in a meeting was hilarious
>it's a "Truman has been sleeping on his couch for 2 years straight when he has a perfectly good bed that he is scared to sleep on" episode
>truman gathering courage for suicide arc has gone on for 3,5 seasons already without a conclusion
getting pretty tired by this lazy writing
>It's a Truman is bored so he stays awake for 36 hours doing cocaine and speed and starts seeing shadow people until he collapses and realizes when he comes to it that he lost 80k episode
Can't wait for the next episode
what kind of gambling are you into, fren?
I don't gamble. But my drug habit is out of control
Where did the 80k go?
30k on blow. Yes I'm a trust fund homosexual. The other 50k I have no clue, my apartment's a fricking mess and I barely remember the past few days
That must be a hell of a trust fund, truly jealous.
I save a lot because I barely go out...or eat. But I'm like 6 months away from being broke if I don't fix this shit
why do you rich trust fund losers always gravitate toward cocaine. There are cheaper drugs.
GIWTWM
Once you have trust fund tier stuff you realize it really is the best drug (NTA but a middling coke enjoyer)
80k on cocaine
can we hang out anon
>it's a Truman tries, again, to get up early in the morning to walk and begin a healthy lifestyle but only ends up getting up early, jacking off, and falling back asleep episode again
Every morning.
>It's a Truman tries to figure out a new career because he doesn't make enough money and he's miserable episode
>it's another "Truman drank 4 bottles of vodka this weekend and after the last time he vomited black bile while he was sleeping that almost caused him to choke to death" episode
>it's another Truman jerks off furiously for 2 hours to horses dumping thick creamy loads into women's buttholes episode
>it's another Truman can only get sexually aroused anymore by only watching porn sentai ryona jav videos, the more violently they are getting beat and rape, the better episode
>It's a Truman gets drunk on his birthday again and posts a snapchat of his dick urinating off his apartment balcony and one of his female ex-coworkers compliments him on the stream
based
women love men who dont care
It's kind of funny how the ones who've seen it either don't care or even actively encourage it.
the i can fix him meme is very real
in reality its probably a perversion of their natural attraction to risk takers
Son of a b***h got me on the sleeping schedule
ya gotta find out your chronotype
not everyone functions the best on a 'normal' sleep schedule