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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    did the black dude steal the armor?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      just cause you see a black guy in power armor doesn't mean he stole it. well, he did steal that one, but not because he's black

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yea and he stole a fusion core to power it as well, though the white girl talked him into returning it.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    *Hides shill thread*
    AAAAH, much better

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *teleports behind you*
      NOT SO FAST COWBOY

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    painfully average, hard carried by the set designs and atmosphere

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that alone is good enough to make it worth checking out though

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Go woke go broke.

    Not buying the next fallout or elder scrolls game either.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Amazon Employee

      Go woke make millions!

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        ...
        So did Amazon not do the same thing with:
        Invincible (now forgotten)
        Wheel of Time (who cares?)
        Rings of Power (lawd of dam rangs?)
        and perhaps other that have fallen to the wayside with barely a whimper.
        Yet, they still need to place adds in their subscriber movies just to try not to lose as much money...
        Something doesn't add up.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Amazon needs to lose x amount of money every year to avoid tax liability. They also get to keep most of the money they “lose” because the production is done entirely by their shell companies.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Those shell companies need to lose money or pay taxes too.
            No, Amazon is losing money on their video services and series.
            Not hand over fist, but enough that they keep cutting costs and raising fees and prices just to keep it under control.

            This series is just another failure that they ate trying to gaslight into a success to not lose even more money.

            Management covering their asses. Welcome to Amazon in a nutshell.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Oh look, another shill thread

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >*carries your show*

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can see him wearing a kippa

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he stuck in vault 31 🙁

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He obviously has no choice but to go into stasis. He might be able to burrow out if bugs are still able to get in somehow though.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          his big bro is gonna bail him out obviously

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i think he'll find some way to revive another vault-tec executive and that'll open the door

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Or he could start killing everyone in the pods.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >carries your show
      >while being 4 feet tall

      What's his leg routine?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      el rato de amerigvanas

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Someone should make a vault story cut of the episodes, like a short movie.
      It was the only interesting part.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude is built like the optimal minmaxed Fallout 1 character.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Another point in favor of the show being video gamey, Maximus and Lucy meanwhile are basically just noob characters with average scores in all statistics.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      RICOOO

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >spend $150m making a tv show to sell games
    >sell 30k worth of fallout games afterwards
    what did they expect?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Amazon spent that on a gamble or for other ends, like getting people on their streaming platform.
      The gaming studio is cashing in the revenue from the new gamers as a bonus.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Maximus is cringe.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Id rather watch Kangaroo Jack 5 times

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't like how quickly Maximus went from low tier military stooge to "omg you're going to be our leader now!" all in the span on like 2 episodes. But I guess it was very reminiscent of typical Bethesda quest progression.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      poor guy keeps failing up and his waifu is gone

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >quickly
      i thought his progression was paced well. Titus was a giant pussy and clearly didn't deserve to be a knight, Maximus stealing it showed ambition. and then when he fought the marauders to get his armor back showed his own bravery. there were a couple other moments specked throughout the show that illustrate his worthiness.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      him and the elder clearly have a close relationship, and it turns out the elder wants someone who's a little more of a go-getter. Max has been doing wild shit just to be allowed to get out into the world, then he comes back with all these plans he's made, he's resourceful, and he is a killer. so the old elder sees him as a perfect tool for the new kind of order he wants to oversee. you might think, "why would he trust him?" but this is the wasteland. if you got a killer like max on your side, you give him some leeway

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >quickly
        i thought his progression was paced well. Titus was a giant pussy and clearly didn't deserve to be a knight, Maximus stealing it showed ambition. and then when he fought the marauders to get his armor back showed his own bravery. there were a couple other moments specked throughout the show that illustrate his worthiness.

        poor guy keeps failing up and his waifu is gone

        He's got Bethesda MC syndrome

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Fallout is an overrated shitty woke lgbt troony k1ke nigg3r homosexual racemixing cuck israelite tv show

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    from a white man, yes

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I enjoyed it more than i thought i would with all the cuckolding, IR sex and other pozzed shit, but it's not great yeah. Maybe a generous 6,5/10. Which is a passable grade in my country.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This is how smart you have to be to think that this was good.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I ate the oysters.
      >I'm tumescent right now.
      I thought that was a meme. Is this nonsense about oysters being an aphrodisiac real? lmao or AFROdisiac

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Basically everything he was given to eat in that room was an aphrodisiac. There was definitely a cult element to vault 4

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yeah it was okay. Wasn't very good, wasn't terrible most of the time.
    Lucy & Maximus were genuinely too moronic for me to get invested in their storyline.
    The Vault goblin boy's story was great though. If they just ditched Lucy & Maximus for the manlet, the show would be a lot more enjoyable.
    Plus it's always nice to see Michael Emerson.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i liked max, they let him be shitty and you dont usually see them allow the main protagonist to be a POS anymore. and he's black so its doubly weird for them to allow him to do bad things.
      lucy a cute and the actress was good
      only complaints i have is the writing for their storylines. couldve been more interesting (or the vault plot could have just taken more screentime bc it was indeed the best part, along with the prewar flashbacks)

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I didn't mind him being shitty, but he was really stupid.
        Like genuinely nothing going on inside his head. At least Lucy has the excuse of being a naive vault dweller, but Maximus was raised in the wasteland, and he still has the problem solving skills of a 5-year old.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone says that he was very stupid and yeah he's not exhibiting deep thought at any moment, seems rather laid back - yet he's more perceptive than anyone else in the show and pretty much always right.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          High PER, low INT.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he actually has very low perception in the Bethesda spec sheet, anyway this is pure autism treat him like a human not like a video game character

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i liked max, they let him be shitty and you dont usually see them allow the main protagonist to be a POS anymore. and he's black so its doubly weird for them to allow him to do bad things.
      lucy a cute and the actress was good
      only complaints i have is the writing for their storylines. couldve been more interesting (or the vault plot could have just taken more screentime bc it was indeed the best part, along with the prewar flashbacks)

      they had moron chemistry

      i dont know how to describe it, i enjoyed watching them team up

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Goggins carried the show imo

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did anyone else notice that Lucy is turning into a ghoul?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      really? how so?
      although the ghoul did tell her she would turn out like him after making her drink that nasty water..

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she can't have absorbed enough rads to be turning already, even after drinking deathclaw piss

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The ghoul told her and her sewed finger worked instantly like it would with Ghouls.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i think you're making a connection that's not there. the ghoul meant that eventually if she kept drinking contaminated water she would turn and the robot attached the finger with science

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw the entire season and i anticipate I would want to see season 2.
    This make it better than most TV-shows that TV praises, I liked Shogun, but i'm not finishing it..I liked 3 body problem (US version) but stopped 1-2 episodes after they killed boat-man.

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's fine. I like that they clearly intended for it to be video gamey.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The production feels very cheap most of the times, the only beautiful things are the shots.
    Everything feels like it's made out of foam and its constantly shaking.
    Look at the massive armor, it's always bending around on the actors that use it, it has no feeling of weight most of the scenes, it feels fake af.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That homie needs to get raped anally by death claws

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Shitty woke slop

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GO TO Cinemaphile and have a nice day

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >janitor application has been rejected

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's actually mediocre. It's only saving grace is that it's not utterly awful like rope.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't watch. Anything produced by leftoids deserves to be aborted before birth. This we must simply abort post-birth.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      jesus christ you're embarrassing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Diagnosis: late stage hyper polarization syndrome. One Nick Fuentes video away from not drinking water because only lefties drink water

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine a version of this show without the coloured person and just the beautiful zoomerina and the based guy from The Shield. It would have been a 9/10

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I actually do not want to prove you wrong and watch it.
    I just don't care.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It means lack of experience or innocente. Read a fricking book

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