If you're over the age of 18 and still watch marvel im going to assume you're either a kissless virgin or your wife pegs you while she sleeps with black men.
In Secret Wars 84 Jim Rhodes is Iron Man but The Beyonder can set up the story in anyway imaginable. And he did. That's the tip of the iceberg of Secret Was 84 is to bring characters back from the dead like Ultron and even technically Doctor Doom as I understood.
They are chosen based on the specifications >Are you Caucasian >Are you a testicle-having untransitioned Y-chromosome possessor (see 15.2.9 new language update for government-approved definition) >Are you heterosexual >If you answer to all three of these is “yes”, proceed to the gas chamber at once. If not, you are eligible for an Avenger role
kangz dynasty will have all the diversity avengers like falcon, ironshart etc. secret wars is gonna be bringing back the original roster and probably characters from the older movies too
That’s the entirety of phase 6 or are they gonna fit some more movies in all that empty space? Because those movies are a bit close together as far as release dates are concerned to be able to fit anything else in there
I can see deadpool 3 being in there, but I’m not sure I’d expect an x-men movie proper until the following year, we still need dates for thor 5, strange 3, eternals 2, ching chong ping ling 2 and spidertwink 4
And they'll immediately ruin those stories right out the gate. Can't wait to see Wolverina lecture Professor Xe/Xer on how the label of x-men is misogynistic and transphobic.
Every single one of these movies will be Le Good Guys vs Le Bad Guys with precisely zero priority given to nuance, subtlety or originality. How can you guys watch content like this? I guess I’d get it if it were one movie every couple years like every other franchise used to have to do. But 7+ movies and shows in a year? You’ve got to be fricking braindead and terminally bored.
>don't watch it
You absolute moron. It's not about being forced to watch capeshit, it's the fact that Hollywood only produces cheap capeshit. I mean, we had to praise that raping of Frank Herbert's work of a film just because it was the first big production in ages to not be fricking capeshit.
You don't have to. Why do you care about Hollywood anyway? They don't need your support. If you don't like what they do then just go watch older movies, there's a truckload of them of high quality and they're still there, it's not like everything past 2010 was erased and you're forced to go to the theatre every year
>why do you care about the quality of future films
Beats me. You're right, I should locked myself in the basmenet to watch old films while the artform that I enjoy the most turns itself into a factory of cheap flicks for manchildren. It's not like hollywood used to produce high quality films in the past or anything like that.
just imagine if they cut this down to 2 movies and maybe 1 show a year, got actual talented directors working on them, giving each film actual soul and an interesting story that isn't cookie cutter shit.
i guess they leaned too hard into making shit for children, or i just grew up. idgaf what you homosexuals say, infinity war is a solid 9/10 (1 point deducted for too many Black folk)
Can you fricking IMAGINE trying to fit X-Men into the abortion that is the MCU
I genuinely can't believe they're trying to fit 12 more properties into such a bloated, nonsensical universe full of different kinds of magical bullshit. The MCU has all the same problems as the comics do in that you need be a braindead moron to not question everything that happens - every trope, every plot point, every attempt at tension is undercut by some past event contradicting it, and every new idea they add only dilutes the meaning of everything that happened prior.
The comics don’t have that problem, honestly, because the deep lore it’s all built on is pretty solid. Unfortunately, Disney’s spent the past decade fricking it over in every conceivable way.
The black Captain America's first movie will be "Captain America: New World Order". Hmmm. Subtle, Marvel.
Soon to be followed by "Thor: The Great Replacement", "Doctor Strange 3: The Great Reset" and "Ant Man: Eat The Bugs".
Ok, but who will be the villains in the movie? Surely they’re not going to paint Schwab, Gates, Fink and Soros stand-ins as bad guys, are they? My guess is they try to shift the blame entirely on Putin or they have Zeke Stane as some kind of Musk stand-in since he’s the go to punching bag as far as technocrats are concerned, might include some neuralink/AI stuff too.
The Falcon and Winter Soldier show set up Sharon Carter as the villain Power Broker, who in the comics runs an evil corporation that gives clients superpowers to further their global agenda.
I feel like they've mostly failed at creating new stars to replace the old ones. Maybe spidertwink and cumbersnatch are popular enough but they're never going to replace RDJ as box office draws. But I haven't seen a marvel flick in years, mostly just basing this off what I see spammed on this board.
Wait a second, there's another thread up right now with the OP showing two Avengers films, where are they supposed to fit on this timeline?
And there it's called Secret Wars instead of Secret Invasion.
Steve Rogers is Captain America. A man who was literally given everything to him by white men, has no superpowers, and feels a racist entitlement to the job for the sake of "inclusion and progress" is NOT Captain America.
If you're over the age of 18 and still watch marvel im going to assume you're either a kissless virgin or your wife pegs you while she sleeps with black men.
jokes on you, I'm a hugless virgin
You post the same crap in every thread.
>"The Marvels"
?t=35
Thought of this when I saw Thunderbolts.
WE WUZ KANGS
>Avengers
Who will be the Avengers?
all of them. probably will get iron man back too.
I doubt that.
4 foot 2
In Secret Wars 84 Jim Rhodes is Iron Man but The Beyonder can set up the story in anyway imaginable. And he did. That's the tip of the iceberg of Secret Was 84 is to bring characters back from the dead like Ultron and even technically Doctor Doom as I understood.
They are chosen based on the specifications
>Are you Caucasian
>Are you a testicle-having untransitioned Y-chromosome possessor (see 15.2.9 new language update for government-approved definition)
>Are you heterosexual
>If you answer to all three of these is “yes”, proceed to the gas chamber at once. If not, you are eligible for an Avenger role
kangz dynasty will have all the diversity avengers like falcon, ironshart etc. secret wars is gonna be bringing back the original roster and probably characters from the older movies too
How the frick do they want to release 2, two Avengers movies in a short timeframe?
That’s the entirety of phase 6 or are they gonna fit some more movies in all that empty space? Because those movies are a bit close together as far as release dates are concerned to be able to fit anything else in there
X men/deadoool movies
I can see deadpool 3 being in there, but I’m not sure I’d expect an x-men movie proper until the following year, we still need dates for thor 5, strange 3, eternals 2, ching chong ping ling 2 and spidertwink 4
Just reading that sentence makes me want to fricking vomit
Frick anyone who supports this slop
Wait, two Avengers movies the same year?
Life imitates art
Is the bright yellow star in winter 2024 a movie or just a background graphic?
Background graphic, they’ll probably fit something there at some point though, surely by next year’s comic con
>Couldn't even give us xmen
Phase 7 will be all about the X-Men. Have no fears they've got stories for years
And they'll immediately ruin those stories right out the gate. Can't wait to see Wolverina lecture Professor Xe/Xer on how the label of x-men is misogynistic and transphobic.
Every single one of these movies will be Le Good Guys vs Le Bad Guys with precisely zero priority given to nuance, subtlety or originality. How can you guys watch content like this? I guess I’d get it if it were one movie every couple years like every other franchise used to have to do. But 7+ movies and shows in a year? You’ve got to be fricking braindead and terminally bored.
If by nuance you mean morally grey characters then captain nigeria is sure to have plenty of that
>Every single one of these movies will be Le Good Guys vs Le Bad Guys with precisely zero priority given to nuance
watch Civil War
>men
uh problem
How do we escape this hell?
Anime movies flopped so that won't work.
>How do we escape this hell?
You can't, normies love Marvel. And every overweight male wageslave in his 30s/40s/50s will drag their family along and he'll sign up to Disney+
I feel attacked.
>Anime movies flopped so that won't work.
Why are you saying that as if was a bad thing? Who wants Hollywood churning out anime adaptations?
DC doing Black Label movies like Joker
is the only way to get out of this
Release this on Christmas Day.
Show rape after rape after rape.
>this hell
Don't fricking watch it you dumbfrick. Can't believe there idiots like you who are still susceptible to peer/social pressure.
>wanting anime movies to succeed
Who the frick even wants that? Just let anime stay as anime.
>don't watch it
You absolute moron. It's not about being forced to watch capeshit, it's the fact that Hollywood only produces cheap capeshit. I mean, we had to praise that raping of Frank Herbert's work of a film just because it was the first big production in ages to not be fricking capeshit.
You don't have to. Why do you care about Hollywood anyway? They don't need your support. If you don't like what they do then just go watch older movies, there's a truckload of them of high quality and they're still there, it's not like everything past 2010 was erased and you're forced to go to the theatre every year
>why do you care about the quality of future films
Beats me. You're right, I should locked myself in the basmenet to watch old films while the artform that I enjoy the most turns itself into a factory of cheap flicks for manchildren. It's not like hollywood used to produce high quality films in the past or anything like that.
just imagine if they cut this down to 2 movies and maybe 1 show a year, got actual talented directors working on them, giving each film actual soul and an interesting story that isn't cookie cutter shit.
i guess they leaned too hard into making shit for children, or i just grew up. idgaf what you homosexuals say, infinity war is a solid 9/10 (1 point deducted for too many Black folk)
I thought you had like 5 x-men movies ages ago with Patrick Stewart and shit. Frickin capeshitters.
>Antman
flop
>GOTG 3
Shilled hard, does okay
>The Marvels
lmao flop
>Blade
Shilled hard, will flop
>black Captain America
lmao
>Thunderbolts
literally who cares
Marvel is on its last legs. The next big villain is a black Kang lmfao. It's over.
>black Captain America
it'll be avengers movie. captain america wont have to be the draw.
They should be setting up F4, Doom, Xmen next year at least what the hell are they thinking?
Can you fricking IMAGINE trying to fit X-Men into the abortion that is the MCU
I genuinely can't believe they're trying to fit 12 more properties into such a bloated, nonsensical universe full of different kinds of magical bullshit. The MCU has all the same problems as the comics do in that you need be a braindead moron to not question everything that happens - every trope, every plot point, every attempt at tension is undercut by some past event contradicting it, and every new idea they add only dilutes the meaning of everything that happened prior.
>fantasyshit doesn't make sense, I'm going insaaane
moron
who are you quoting you gluesniffing cretin?
The comics don’t have that problem, honestly, because the deep lore it’s all built on is pretty solid. Unfortunately, Disney’s spent the past decade fricking it over in every conceivable way.
One of the most articulated and accurate statements I've ever read on this board. Well said.
>Phase 5: Phase 4 II
>Wakanda Forever starring Mexican Sub-Mariner
>Blade
>Captain African-America
>The Marvels
>Avengers: The Kang Dynasty
Daredevil+ will be current year Elektra as Daredevil just like Hawkeye+ was Kate Bishop
BEHOLD: NOTHING
They're gonna ruin Daredevil, bros 🙁
He will be a minor character in his own show guaranteed
We say the mutants now.
Can RDJ even play any other role anymore
the fricking normies just see him as Tony forever now.
How can you invest in these movies when there is a sequel coming later in the phase? You know XYZ character won't die.
People that watch those movies are not exactly thinking
>Captain America: New World Order
So ~~*they*~~ plan to finish the big plan at spring next year and program normies with Captain Black person?
Yeah that title definitely sounds ominous, especially considering the whole eternal emergency stuff they're trying to normalize
Ok, but who will be the villains in the movie? Surely they’re not going to paint Schwab, Gates, Fink and Soros stand-ins as bad guys, are they? My guess is they try to shift the blame entirely on Putin or they have Zeke Stane as some kind of Musk stand-in since he’s the go to punching bag as far as technocrats are concerned, might include some neuralink/AI stuff too.
The Falcon and Winter Soldier show set up Sharon Carter as the villain Power Broker, who in the comics runs an evil corporation that gives clients superpowers to further their global agenda.
>tfw you won’t get to see Sharon kill Sam like she does Steve in the comics
Feels bad man
Musk, Bezos, Trump, Issac Perlmutter, or which ever billionaire it's trendy for other rich people to hate at the time the script is finalized.
Well, the movie’s coming out a few months before the 2024 election so that should give us an idea on what to expect
isnt loki dead??? wtf
>3 1 / ) ≡
what in the frick do they mean by this?
Blade, you moron
holy shit who's watching this stuff , i can do one movie every now and then but endless shows about literally who characters.....
The black Captain America's first movie will be "Captain America: New World Order". Hmmm. Subtle, Marvel.
Soon to be followed by "Thor: The Great Replacement", "Doctor Strange 3: The Great Reset" and "Ant Man: Eat The Bugs".
I can't believe they keep putting out ant man movies.
I feel like they've mostly failed at creating new stars to replace the old ones. Maybe spidertwink and cumbersnatch are popular enough but they're never going to replace RDJ as box office draws. But I haven't seen a marvel flick in years, mostly just basing this off what I see spammed on this board.
Wait a second, there's another thread up right now with the OP showing two Avengers films, where are they supposed to fit on this timeline?
And there it's called Secret Wars instead of Secret Invasion.
Everything after Blade will be scrapped. Just you wait.
Steve Rogers is Captain America. A man who was literally given everything to him by white men, has no superpowers, and feels a racist entitlement to the job for the sake of "inclusion and progress" is NOT Captain America.
BASED. Explain to me why we oughtn't to use the idiot masses as new age slaves
I'm hyped for Secret Wars, but just based off the promos, never read the comic
It's basically what everyone was expecting Multiverse of Madness to be.
>Captain America New World Order
my boy Klaus Schwab is getting a capeshit role?