>Its always stressful on opening weekend and @hellboymovie is no different.

>It’s always stressful on opening weekend and @hellboymovie is no different. You work super hard to make something fun and entertaining and have to absorb the negative reviews by movie critics, but hey! THAT’S SHOWBIZ BABY. All I’m gonna say before going to bed is this: All my raddest films have been slammed by critics. It’s f****** hilarious. Dazed and Confused? Seriously? Classic movie. The Fifth Element! You would have thought that was the worst movie ever made if you read the reviews in like ‘98. Zoolander? Slammed. Joan of Arc? Disaster. Resident Evil? Let’s not even go there. Anyway, every one of those films is now a cult classic. EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. And this will be too. Mark my words. Why? 1. Because of the amazing actors. David Harbour. Ian Mcshane. Daniel Dae Kim. Sasha Lane. They are all so damn wonderful and talented, the movie is worth seeing just because they’re in it, especially one that’s so much fun to experience as this is. 2. @mikemignola who created the #Hellboy comics helped write the script and was on set every single day to make this film as close to his vision as possible. 3. It was directed by one of the greats. #NeilMarshall who brought us “The Descent”. One of the greatest horror movies ever. Trust me, you’re gonna have a blast watching the new @hellboymovie. I mean, one critic said “it’s a loud, gory mess only a teenager would love.”HELL yea Hellboy! Let’s have some fun! And with that, I wish you all a good night! Xo m

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    It had some good scenes

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      The demon designs were fricking rad

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    All of milla’s ig captions make her seem like a complete moron

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wtf? She was in hellboy?

      It kinda runs in the family

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    People have to have watched it first for it to become a cult classic. Anyways I wanna frick her daughter Ever Anderson.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hey! You're not supposed to do that!

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        stop dressing our waifus

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          thotness needs to end

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      pretty

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      hnng

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ywn make kinos with your hot Ukrainian wife

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      she’s a Sorb

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Another Hellboy reboot is coming out next year, though if anybody is even excited for it is unknown. It's adapting a smaller story so it could be interesting.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never liked Crooked Man much and Brian Taylor is a terrible fit for directing a Hellboy movie.

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    is Joan of Arc a cult classic? It's the only one of those I haven't seen.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's okay but the scenes with Dustin Hoffman are bullshit.

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fifth Element had pretty good reviews and Joan of Arc is not a cult classic by any means.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      yea I dunno what she's talking about. even roger ebert gave 5th element thumbs up and called it great.

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    it wasn't bad, it was just a reboot nobody asked for when anyone who liked hellboy at the time just wanted more del toro movies.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Harbour as Hellboy
    >Daimio had a scene where he werejaguars
    >adapting the Daoine Sidhe and Hecate stuff
    How did it turn out to be a dud?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I think most people checked out when they learned it was a reboot with a different director and cast instead of a sequel, and the movie itself was excessively violent and gorey, which doesn't really interest many people outside of the horror genre, least of all people who were looking for more of the imaginative and almost dreamlike style and aesthetic of the first two.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not a reboot, it's another adaptation of the same source material

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Horrible editing

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Didn't it shove like 2 or 3 movies worth of Hellboy content into one? I thought I remember people throwing a fit when they found out how much it was actually covering.

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Milla was the worst part of HELLBOY.
    Even the black girl was better

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ever has "Apple Paltrow Eyes"

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao, this will NEVER work in live action

    maybe as some really weird arthouse puppet cg stuff like Del Toro's Pinocchio, but not that nonsense they try to turn it into

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