>uncensored "gay"
>Frank doesn't "get it" anymore
>season isn't complete ass
What the frick happened?
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>uncensored "gay"
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god damn they're so old now
bros please tell me i'm never going to get old
You know it’s the worst timeline when Charlie is better looking than Mac and Dennis
what? no homosexual but Charlie Day was always lowkey handsome
Isn’t he under 6’0?
yeah, he is a manlet, but a good looking one
David Spade was a manlet too but women loved him because he was handsome
Women loved David Spade because he had a horse wiener and a 10 figure net worth.
and because he was lowkey handsome
I haven’t heard any rumors he has a big dick. I think he honestly just makes women laugh and is super confident
https://www.tmz.com/2017/04/19/heather-locklear-david-spade-big-penis/
my brothers a little guy too and has a crazy hog. I if they all do
You need to spend less time on the internet
He aged naturally while Glenn got into fad health diets that turn you into a dried out husk and Rob cycled through ‘roids coupled with shitty plastic surgery
charlie was always the best looking
he was always the best looking
Dee looks amazing though. She looked terrible for like 3 seasons but whatever she did to herself this time really fricking worked.
She isn't rail thin anymore.
Based and truthpilled. Honestly, if you wouldn't pound the shit out of that milfy bird body, you're gayer than Mac.
She looks the best she's ever looked as of late.
Still hoping they make a new season of The Mick after Sabrina wakes up from the coma.
Uber pit bawd.
You're already older now than you were when you posted that.
You won't. You'll have a nice day long before then.
im only 27 but I honestly love aging so far. except for the receding hairline that just started, but people treat me like an adult actually now and that I love, I also feel like all my mundane routines have become a sort of life maintenance that is less of a chore than they used to be
ive had a similar epiphany. life gets better around 30. i'm told it doesn't really start until 40 and i believe that.
31, you'd be surprised. If you did things in moderation in 20 you're still pulling. And, 20 year olds like older men because most of the people their age are broke as shit or in heavy debt.
I got more pussy the last year than I did for my peak 20's (20-24).
As you move through your thirties the shitty part is people dying and life really mercilessly increasing the contrast between winners and losers. I have my own business and a pretty open schedule which gives me the unique situation of being able to walk between both worlds and it’s really jarring. On the one hand you have guys that are just fricking crushing it, they’re deep in 6 figure income territory, they have their pick of women, can take a Monday off and go almost anywhere in the world for a weekend trip. And then you have guys that are basically sitting in a dark prison cell reaching through the bars and you can’t see their face, you just hear weeping and then a slap as their wife hits them and issues them another order. They say to me “p…please anon…come out with me for a drink and let me tell my wife it was your idea…please.” My 20s weren’t like that at all. I never bumped into people losing or winning as hard.
the boomer cope of blaming your wife for your failures needs to die.
That isn't what he said, he said his failure was obviously apparent by simply looking at his relationship with his wife.
Interesting perspective. You are right though, as you get older the winners and losers become more evident and things can get exponentially better-or worse. I have friends who are successful and friends who are divorced, eking by and basically in a worse and worse position as time goes by. And that’s not including those who died or have health problems.
I’m in the top 5% although it doesn’t feel that way all the time, but I have a great family, we are healthy (knock on wood) and I’m trying to enjoy these days because I know in 5 years I’ll be looking back at them thinking they were the golden years.
The relatively irresponsible days of youth are truly amazing but like everything you don’t know how good it really is until you are looking backwards.
this isn't your livejournal. no one cares. shut the frick up
sad old man gonna sad old man. demoralization is like crack for boomers
I don’t think anything I wrote (
) was demoralizing. If anything I’m saying enjoy your youth as much as possible, to its fullest, and even when that window closes enjoy every single day because you’ll always look back at the past with nostalgia and realize it was a golden time. It’s about savoring the present because as you get older you realize things were always better than you thought and you took it for granted.
No one is going to look back on their teens and 20s and think “I am so glad I played so much vidya games and shitposted 8+ hours a day”.
>he's still going
As I sit here, contemplating life with a touch of melancholy, nostalgia creeps in like an old friend. It seems like just yesterday I was carefree and full of youthful exuberance, with endless possibilities stretching out before me. But time, that relentless thief, has steadily marched on, leaving behind a trail of memories and a growing realization of my own mortality. There's a pressing need now, more than ever, to savor the present and embrace the remaining threads of my youth. The world keeps evolving, and with each passing day, the past becomes a distant echo. So, I vow to cherish the moments, to relish the experiences, and to fully immerse myself in the present before it too becomes a bittersweet memory. Life may be fleeting, but the power to create lasting joy resides within us. It's time to grasp it and never let go.
>No one is going to look back on their teens and 20s and think “I am so glad I played so much vidya games and shitposted 8+ hours a day”.
I do, school was a waste and I wish I spent more time with movies, games, and internet while it was still relevant and when I could have discussed it on IMDB forums, IGN, and places with real people instead of shitholes that have been infested with moron bots run by political organizations.
I hope you get cancer that metastasizes to the most painful parts of your body and you die screaming over a period of several months.
>im not a sad doomer though
I also hope the strain causes at least one of your parents to die and you can’t attend the funeral because you’re bedridden.
>I hope you get cancer
That didn't go so well for the last guy who told me that.
Shut the frick up you magical thinking schizo.
Calm down grandpa.
>I’m bitter I never got up in them guts with a plastic prostitute and then built a life
Cope, followed by seething. Have you started transitioning to suicide yet?
>demoralize demoralize demoralize politics demoralize doomerism demoralize trannies demoralize
go plan your funeral
>tell a random anon you hope they get cancer
>double down
>get called out by another anon
>deflect and seethe
You’re seething so much, I can smell it like you took a bath in it. You piss like a puppy dog so stay up on the porch, and watch the big dogs eat. The absolute state of you…
i think i just replied to the wrong guy with the demoralize comment those are two people.
Men live to please women sexually and financially, and they do it for free. That's all there is to society.
Jesus frick man I’m 27 also and so glad I don’t feel the need to anonymously post about it like this much of a gay
a few more years and you'll get over it. you also just did.
Sorry loser, I never had any hang-ups about aging to begin with. That’s pretty stupid
24-28 is your peak. Enjoy it homosexuals. Go work the 9-5, work out, meet friends at the bar, drink Budweiser and Jamison to look like McNulty, do key bumps in the bathroom, pull some insecure slit (fat slampig depending on the time) the Hercules hook. Always set alarm early and start shower, then tell her some fake bs you have to go to. Guide her out, turn off shower, back to bed. Rinse and repeat.
Oh I forgot. Always hide their panties so they have to leave feeling like a prostitute.
Frick I used to slay. Now I’m a sad married Dad who hides my alcoholism. My wife calls Cinemaphile my “naughty site”.
this is a pathetic man that gave up, not an inevitability kids. he acknowledges his flaws and does not fix them.
You’re under an assumption not stated. You get married and have kids and see what happens when you have responsibilities beyond your own narcissistic “self improvement” Marcus Aurelius-tier selfishness. Your response is ignorant while simultaneously and ironically insists upon itself.
I am married and have kids, moron. i did it because i wanted meaning in my life. i don't get shit faced and cry about how much i hate her on the internet.
Kids don't give your life any meaning though
sure thing, big man.
>responsibility == hate
Again, jumping to unstated falsehoods. >pic related
I’ll assume you look like banana man
>he thinks having a family makes him less narcissistic
wow you care about people who have your DNA and you're hard wired to care for that's so brave dude
maybe if you didn't obsess over your life "peaking" during your late-20s you would have a better perspective on life
>obsess
No, I look back and reminisce. It’s not novelty, that’s an anchor that keeps weak spineless misanthropes down. My point is that it’s the prime of your life. You can do whatever the frick you want. It’s an amazing time.
I’m 37 and married with kids and yes youth is very fleeting and it pains me to see these Cinemaphileners wasting their best time alive on here. Especially those years where you are practically invincible and are blissfully unaware of your health, joints, injuries and death. And thinking your parents are old but they’re still under 50
My life is pretty good but I’d love to relive the past if only to savior things again, realize time goes fast and enjoy it while it lasts, and to see my parents as younger adults without the spectre of old age and death over their heads. And yes to bang the girls I banged again and especially those I didn’t because of earlier hang ups and lack of confidence.
This is for you
>Now I’m a sad married Dad who hides my alcoholism. My wife calls Cinemaphile my “naughty site”
Serves you right for sleeping through that one alarm.
You will get old.
You will die.
And it will be your fault.
So get up, get some goddamned trainers on your feet, and go running while you’re still young enough to enjoy it.
You'll get old and age worse than them, and death is inevitable; there is no after life either you petulant homosexual.
demoralize, demoralize, demoralize, politics, demoralize, shill, demoralize
It doesn't help that they are filming in ultra high 4k shit. If they went back to the 4:3 lower res image of the early seasons they would look fine.
Mac posts on Cinemaphile and took to heart the failure of his apology tour.
I refuse to believe Rob stopped being a massive homosexual.
its very obvious at least someone on the writing team or something posts in those sunny youtube show thread with how absolute assblasted they get when you talk shit about mac or the show in general
its funny that they don't see how that makes it worse. how can you still not understand?
not to mention they are also the ones making the threads in the first place
Tom Segura too. i bet its just a pr team they outsource or something. thats why you should never praise anyone or give good advice on this site. everything is shit and everyone you talk to is a shill. art doesn't need to ask how to exist.
Mac's character still acts like a complete homosexual and it's uncharacteristic for Dee to get mad at Frank for saying "moron". It's obvious that they're using Frank as a scapegoat now.
At least it's not censored for no reason anymore.
You didn’t catch on to one of the themes of the episode which was a meta commentary on how their own comedy is losing its place and they’re old and cringey now
>IT'S LE META AND THAT'S A GOOD THING BECAUSE REDDITMAN SAID SO
>meta shit
fricking megan ganz ruined this show
>yeah the show is shit now but uhh we had one of the characters point out that it's shit so that makes it okay
No, you just don't know how to have fun anymore because society has groomed you to be a pussy, so everything is shit to you.
no the show is objectively terrible and they should just stop. why defend it? its clearly not as good and thats fine
Name one thing you don't find objectively terrible and would find worthy of your defense.
its always sunny in philadelphia from a few years ago. as far as airing right now ten year old tom is pretty good. what we do in the shadows i geting old but i like that too. silo is good severance was great, i thought beef was good. i liked the new season of black mirror, the space station one was straight up kino. American dad has held up amazingly well too although id say it has objectively bad episodes in most seasons now. i don't know what the insistence on defending iasip is, i cant comprehend it. just let it go its old.
>You didn’t catch on to one of the themes of the episode which was a meta commentary on how their own comedy is losing its place and they’re old and cringey now
Didn't they already do an episode about this kind of shit except instead of them being "old and cringey" it was a commentary on how they had become exaggerated caricatures of their season 1 selves.
being self aware doesnt fix anything.
>it's uncharacteristic for Dee to get mad at Frank for saying "moron"
No its not, she is extremely defensive about that word after dating a moron and she is constantly trying to come off as not racist or biased.
he wasn't a moron!
Why can't Amerisharts end a fricking series before it goes to shit?
I know they aim for syndication but you'd think ~6 seasons x ~10 eps would be enough in todays streaming world.
The bongs are unironcally better at this, they always end series too soon, typically 3 seasons at the peak.
>Be bong
>do 3 episodes a series
>do 2 series and a christmas special
OY I'M OVERWORKED
kek yeah they make like 2 episodes then go do a trillion panel shows making corny jokes every day
those panel shows are better than a lot of what we put out though. its good to have on while you're cooking or something,
We have Steve Harvey for that
No they aren’t, they’re all shit low effort glorified game show friend simulators
>friend simulator
so does that just apply to any non scripted interaction now (i know the panel shows are scripted but they pretend they arent)
quality vs. quantity frickwit
>Faulty Towers: 12 episodes
>Father Ted: 25 episodes
>Garth Marenghi's Darkplace: 6 episodes
>IT crowd : 25 episodes
>....
>Always Sunny: 168 episodes
We are so wealthy and have such large attention spans that we stay engaged with everything longer than you second class foreigners
Nah, the funniest television this season has been sunny and beavis and butthead, both shows that are super old with more than 10 seasons.
Some Americans have a strange obsession with franchises and dynasties. I theorize they are the shameful descendants of the monarchists that should have been thrown out after the revolution.
Wasn't really ever bad, spotty at it's worse
Yeah, no.
This season has some funny moments but they all seem equally moronic now and aren't very distinguishable. Mac and Dee look like aliens who are addicted to plastic surgery. Dennis looks like he had some as well. Charlie looks normal.
How much plastic surgery has Mac had done? I know he has to keep up with Ryan Reynolds now but he looks like a different person.
not only is it pozzed, not only do they look bogged, but that lighting also looks like a generic sitcom now, wtf
I’m not seeing it, anon. So far, I’ve kind of liked Frank Vs Russia, but everything else has been mid to outright boring.
Made the mistake of listening to the podcast again. The way they try to distance themselves from God-tier episodes is hard to listen to, and that sentiment is clearly dragging down modern episodes.
>the gang has to be cartoonishly stupid
>there ALWAYS has to be a foil to wrongthink
The characters are less believable as a result. It’s insulting to the audience because the writers feel like we have to be reminded that “actor =/= character” and “character is bad guy”. It all takes away from the comedy. The change in lighting + film quality still drags the aesthetic down. Mac is a shell of a character. Everything just feels off from the original vision and charm of the show.
yeah this guy nailed it, not one good ep in multiple seasons
they're shilling really hard. they think if they just keep saying its good we'll get confused and agree.
Exactly and the fact they have more seasons lined up makes it even more insane. The drop in quality is so blatant, like wtf just stop and move on.
>the writers feel like we have to be reminded that “actor =/= character” and “character is bad guy”.
They're probably afraid of getting raped in the ass by canceling obsessed twitter addicts or something. There are a lot of drooling idiots out there who can't understand that actors aren't the people they play on tv and that it's okay to have bad people do bad things because they're bad people.
i don't believe this. the fear is overblown and always was.
They're so old that this looks like a Netflix reboot 20 years after the show ended, called It's Even Sunnier In Philadelphia or something.
Lmao that's accurate. Send it to Mac, he'll probably do it.
I genuinely didn't realize this show was still going. The last season I saw was the one where they went to Ireland and I thought that was the end of the series. How many seasons have there been since that?
1, the current one.
Is it worth watching or should I just ignore it and keep thinking the show ended?
It's better than the Ireland season so far, yeah.
I'd frick Dee again now. She grew into the surgery somehow.
>I'd frick Dee again now.
I'm sure she'll be thrilled to hear it.
She will when she knows that's all I'm going to do her. Perspective man.
Pretty amazing return to form I still hate Mac but this is the best season since 7
too little too late
I can't believe anyone could possibly think this it is so soulless right now, the last decent season was the one that ended with Gang Goes to Hell which is Season 11. While that season and the couple before it are weaker they are all immensely better than this current one. I think I've chuckled once in 4 episodes.
gang goes to hell is the series finale as far as i'm concerned. there's a deleted scene at the end of part 2 where the ship capsizes and they implode inside the brig. a new gang buys the bar and makes fun of them for dying on social media. the end.
that sounds awesome is it on youtube
no it exists in my head so i can feel better about these vultures cannibalizing themselves with later seasons.
Which episode with gay?
end of S16E02
Thanks, I’ll check it out
>Almost two decades since the series premiere
It’s got The Simpsons problem of treating every character as having completely fluid personalities to justify having any possible joke premise even if it doesn’t make sense for the characters.
why does Mac look like Frankie Kazarian now?
The Ireland season is the single worst season of comedy television I've ever seen. There's zero chance I believe it is better again and give it another try
Is Sunny the only show you watch or something?
their podcast was interesting for about a dozen episodes until they swiftly took themselves a hundred times too seriously.
i thought it'd be more like commentary. its funny that doing commentary seems arrogant to them but talking about their diets isn't.
what the frick was that mascot shit last episode? did that team pay every show to put their stupid mascot in it
Gritty is from Philly and has been on other episodes, Charlie as Green Man fought him one time before getting jumped by onlooking fans protecting Gritty.
Gritty was never in the show, moron, you're thinking of the Philly Phanatic, moron.
Either way, it not a new thing for the show to feature philly mascots.
oh wow this show is still going lmao
is the story of Mac being a sex cheat true?
I think the podcast would be great if it was just Glenn and Charlie
it's just on for too fricking long. you'd think they'd have the dignity to have ended this years ago on a high note instead of going on and on
plastic surgery costs money. Rob and Kaitlin are addicted
Says the person who can't stop making internet posts and hasn't said anything meaningful or useful since 2014.
you're getting cranky. go get you whiskey and get to bed.
Even if I was a moronic alcoholic like you, you will still addicted to posting nonsense and you still haven't said anything meaningful, interesting, funny, or useful for years going on a decade.
https://www.everydayhealth.com/emotional-health/psychological-projection-dealing-with-undesirable-emotions/#:~:text=Psychological%20projection%20is%20a%20defense,dealing%20with%20the%20unwanted%20feelings.
Not projecting anything, you projected when you recommended drinking myself into a stupor to cope with your lack of meaningful, interesting, funny, or useful posts.
at one point you said you were an alcoholic.
maybe that was just another component of the larp you forgot about.
No, I
called you a moronic alcoholic because you recommended others drinking themselves into a whisky stupor
as the only way to deal with your moronation.
listen, guy we both know you have aids so just give it a rest
Your alcoholic dementia has lead you to be unable to distinguish different posters.
its the schizophrenia more than the pills, big dawg
>bug chaser enters thread
>alcoholic
Can’t even find, because it was never posted.
>its the schizophrenia more than the pills, big dawg
Puppy dog can’t differentiate posters. Who’s on the mental illness “I’m soft as frick” meds? Don’t judge a man’s choices because you were one of your Dad’s, God bless him.
>I'm so old and wise
kys
we really set him off. this homie carries a gun to the beach
How else are you suppose to shoot the damn ocean?
Coping this hard.
Dee has become so frickin hot
Looks like a rubber ducky now.
Kind of like a bird.
I didn't even know there was a new season. I don't even know if I watched the last one. I'm an old boomer and can't keep up anymore. I doubt I'm missing anything.
new season feels like a mix of memberberries and growing old and being out of touch
>What the frick happened?
Time happened.
Shit that's funny to see guys in thier 20's and 30's say and do is just sad for dudes in thier 40's and 50's.
Look at Jay and Silent Bob.
>maaaan back in my day we went out and had fun!
What he really means to say is he went out, spent too much money and then brought some 4/10 back home to his apartment to engage in some dirty sloppy degenerate sex and then play it off the next day like he didn’t just frick the neighborhood Fleshlight from hell.
this. you're not cool and interesting for drinking and fricking girls in your 20s. no one is impressed with this. I did it too and I'm in my 30s now but I don't act like I was a fricking hero for doing it. it's annoying to hear your pseudo wisdom for doing what everyone does. wow damn you should have fun when you're young? holy shit anon, when is your book coming out??
Need more Mary Elizabeth Ellis. She cute af, very funny and has perfect feet.
>very funny
Examples?
Do you think she gives Charlie Day footjobs? He'd be gay not to demand them regularly.
foot fetish is peasant tier
>sucks a troony dick
I suck my own dick, thank you very much.
What's your fetish that's so superior then?
diaper
and thats nothing to be ashamed of. tell me who do you want to wear the diapers? yourself or a partner?
your face
well, thats finally release for me. night boys
thanks for session, i feel like a really made progress. I might not need you anymore soon (hahaha)
If he wanted them I think she'd be happy to oblige. She shows them off quite a bit and seems proud of them.
This season feels like a redemption arc. I’m 35 and I find all these boomer comments pretty cringe.
this absolute garbage is still going? stops being funny after the age of 14 unless you're a midwit