It's been 20 years, is this really the last Christmas "classic" in America's movie canon?

It's been 20 years, is this really the last Christmas "classic" in America's movie canon? Why has no other movie since cemented itself in pop culture?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick off that movie sucks. Only good part is dinklage.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only good part of this movie is act 1.

    Act 2 falls of hard and Act 3 goes over the cliff.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Opposite for me. I always skip act 1 and go straight to New York. And then i kind of tune out the final act with Santa. I just want cozy New York in Christmas adventures. Same reason I watch Home Alone 2

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You prefer Christmas movies in ugly ass New York? Uh

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes. New York at Christmas is peak cozy

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Except if you’re homeless

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Frick homeless people get off my side walk

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christmas movies focus primarily on one of or both
    >family
    >religion
    The media and their ilk want to destroy both.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't know about religion, but what makes you think that the media wants to destroy families? Unless you're claiming that depicting gay people is anti-family because reasons.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >because reasons
        Biology seems like a valid reason, but of course I don't expect any arguments in good faith from homosexuals.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what makes you think that the media wants to destroy families
        By having eyes and paying attention. It isn't just about gays, which is definitely part of it. It's the media wanting to destroy the traditional family unit. Depicting happy families where the parents are married and don't hate each other is promoting nasty conservatism.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Depicting happy families where the parents are married and don't hate each other is promoting nasty conservatism.
          I think it's the opposite actually. Old movies and TV shows would have married couples bicker and fight all the time. "Wife bad" was the pinnacle of boomer humor.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Depicting happy families where the parents are married and don't hate each other is promoting nasty conservatism.
          no its just fricking BORING
          >wahh everything needs to cater to ME and my BASED TRADITIONAL VIEWS! i cant view any content that deviates or challenges my belief!!
          a fun christmas movie for kids is a weird place to take this position. why does everything have to be political for you midwit gays

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Because DA JOOS are using Hollywood to destroy WHITE MEN by using SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES powered by SATANIC MAGIC to turn WOMEN into prostituteS. Just ask Q! Thankfully Trump will lead the storm to save us from their perfidious influence so we can all have trad wives. He is the one man we can trust!

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >no one is trying to replace you
          >*looks at border crisis*
          >well maybe we are, but that's a good thing

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Ask your supervisor for more training.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Nice try, satan.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look who wrote it and produced it

      I don't know about religion, but what makes you think that the media wants to destroy families? Unless you're claiming that depicting gay people is anti-family because reasons.

      >becuase reasons
      back you go

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is shit. I love will Ferrell I’m almost any other mother but Elf is unwatchable garbage through and through. Muppet Christmas Carol, jingle all the way, the Santa clause, and home alone are the last Christmas ‘classics’.

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >grown man screams for 2 hours straight
    I will never understand the appeal of this

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Klaus is a classic. Really sad that there was a 16-year period with no classic Christmas movies though.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree that Klaus is a great movie, but it hasn't really cemented itself in culture like older Christmas movies did, so it can't really be considered a classic. Most people probably don't even know it exists.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fricking Netflix needs to pimp this movie out so more people see it outside of Netflix. Klaus is easily the best Christmas movie made this decade.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I fricking hate this movie

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          What's wrong with it? I see glowing reviews here a lot.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            I particularly hate how it tries to explain and rationalize all of the magical elements of the Santa legend to be normal stuff or exaggerated. Santa flies in his sleigh? He went off a ramp and the kids thought he was flying. I also detest how this film follows the generic “liar revealed” plot line that movies such as sing follow. You have a wily protagonist who manipulates his way to success, but coincidentally elevates and inspires everybody around him. There comes a point where it is revealed he was wily and was in it for himself. Oftentimes they will have changed by this point in the film. It feels cheap and generic. If this movie were animated in any other way it would not receive the praise that it does. It looks pretty and that’s it.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    On the wall street journal podcast an effete
    millennial holiday correspondent (israeli of course) compared elf to its a wonderful life the frank capra movie that features guardian angels and prayer and concluded elf was his favored holiday film.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched Klaus today for the first time. I'm surprised that wasn't a bigger hit. It's an excellent movie that has great animation and is very clever with the origins of Santa.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what if the real santa was le mailman

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >World where Santa Claus is real and delivers presents
    >Adults don't believe in Santa
    Even as a kid, this always annoyed me.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It wasn't about believing in Santa, it was about "Christmas spirit"

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Shit been done better and less annoying. Original Miracle on 34th Street

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is not a classic. It's trite shit with Will Ferrell acting as he does in every single boring fricking movie he's in.

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The movie is shit. Only reason why it’s remember is because it steals classic shit from the Ranking-Bass Christmas classics like Rudolph. So nostalgia gays love it. You take that out, and the movie is pure ass

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      The best thing about the movie is Zoe in the pink elf outfit at the end.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        She's underrated as a dumb blonde.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        God damn the things I would eat outta her ass, list is endless

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you want to see something crazy
        think back to when you noticed the world starting to really accelerate downhill.
        now google when zoe went blonde to brunette

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever was pure Aubrey Plaza kino

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only good Christian Will Ferrell movie is Daddy’s Home 2 and that’s because of Mel and John Lithgow

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >jelf
    every single time

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because nobody knows how to create something new without being cynical, and without copying something old. A lot of more recent Christmas movies try way to hard to put an unnecessary spin on Christmas related things. There's nothing genuine about any of it.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >There's nothing genuine about any of it.
      This. Good filmmaking comes from being willing to express oneself, and doubly so for anything Christmas-related. There’s a reason that the Peanuts Christmas special still holds up today while nobody gives a shit about Christmas films made recently, it’s because one is genuine and the other is a cynical corporate product.

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd like to see a distribution of classic Christmas movies vs the years they came out. I suspect the actual rate isn't changing, you're just first introduced to 80 years' worth at once so once you catch up to the present they seem slow.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      But there was a ten year period where we got Die Hard, Home Alone, Home Alone 2, Christmas Vacation, Prancer, and Jingle All The Way.

      There's been nothing in the past ten years to compete with any of those.

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elf is a huge pleb filter.

    >Human raised by elves
    >elves are all regular ass dudes who talk normally
    >grown will Ferrell is a moronic manchild with the brain of a 4 year old who acts in no way like any of the elves we are shown

    Was he born moronic?

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is terrible who was even the target audience here

  19. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The last 15-20 years of American cultural development has basically been a black hole. Avatar or maybe one of the Deathly Hallows films was the last time I remember society at large actually being excited for something, and the latter wasn’t even American.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually, I change my mind. I would say it’s mostly been the last 10-15 years. Mid-00’s still had some great films like Dead Man’s Chest.

  20. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s still playing in theaters every Christmas. All I remember is seeing the scene where he drinks a feel 2 liter of coke

  21. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why has no other movie since cemented itself in pop culture?

    There is an over-abundance of streaming content.
    Long gone are the days of rewatching a DVD you own when there's nothing else to watch.
    No-one retains anything any more, it'sjust onto the next piece of content.
    Internet meme culture has made pop-culture irrelevant among younger audiences.
    Unless a particular reference has been memefied, no one is quoting movies any more.

    Tfw we will never have a movie cement itself in pop culture like those of the '00s and before

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Barbie

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Astroturfed

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sucks. Just found an audience with pink haired millenials

  22. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want a Christmas movie where they show Santa slapping Arius in the face

  23. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Polar Express, The grinch, Christmas Vacation (chevy chase), that Santa movie with Tim Allen, A Christmas Story, there's plenty

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Polar Express is soulless trash. It's a shitty disaster movie with moronic looking children

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure most of those came out before Elf.

  24. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >It's been 20 years, is this really the last Christmas "classic" in America's movie canon?
    They very rarely get added to the cannon. Prior to Elf what's the next most recent movie that can be described as a holiday classic? You have to go back to like the 60's with things like the Rankin and Bass stop motion animated movies, or things like The Grinch. Long lasting classic movies are hard to come by

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please stop considering elf a classic. It's so mediocre. Don't taint people's minds.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Prior to Elf what's the next most recent movie that can be described as a holiday classic
      A Nightmare Before Christmas

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Live Action Grinch is included as a classic for sure.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick no. I never realized how bizarre that movie was. Weirdo feeding fetish in the middle of the movie for no reason and the one character being horny af for the grinch

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's kino. You're insane.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah it’s shit. Everyone knows it’s shit. You just grew up with it so you don’t know any better

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Incorrect. It's a cult classic Christmas movie.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                No

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yes.

  25. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Love James Caan in it. Only reason to ever watch the movie as an adult. He’s so funny in that role

  26. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love how you can hear the impotent seethe from euros whenever they say america, even through text

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