Should have been a tv series. Too many storylines adapted into the movie. I don’t think many people know Valarian predates Star Wars by like 10 years
>Too many storylines adapted into the movie
I can't think of even one consistent story that was resolved, how can the movie have too many stories but the writing was so weak and corny
i watched both valerian and jupiter ascending a couple months ago and enjoyed both. alita is so much better but they're all fun to watch in the same week or something
i legit jacked of to the opening scene and didn't care much after that so stopped watching
Anon, should I be worried?
It looks like a worse version of The Phantom Menace.
YEA sry caps
It’s fine. Kind of falls apart after the virtual market scene
Should have been a tv series. Too many storylines adapted into the movie. I don’t think many people know Valarian predates Star Wars by like 10 years
>Should have been a tv series.
It was obvious they wanted to start a new franchise which makes the dogshit casting choices every more bewildering.
I want to eat Cara's brain
Unironically gave me a new fetish
What the frick is the matter with you?
that's awesome
I image that bikini top is nothing but padding.
you can see her actual breasts in carnival row.
Underrated scene
>Too many storylines adapted into the movie
I can't think of even one consistent story that was resolved, how can the movie have too many stories but the writing was so weak and corny
saw it recently for the first time and can confirm. the white ayy princess is cute
Valerian dudes voice sounds like a young Keanu. does he normally sound like that? first and only time ever watching him
cara not a great actress
Hey Dane
no idea who that is
i watched both valerian and jupiter ascending a couple months ago and enjoyed both. alita is so much better but they're all fun to watch in the same week or something
The acting was shit and they relied too much on CGI but the plot was okay.
It's funny that Cara is actually better in it than Dane. They have zero chemistry, but Cara feels more fitting to the movie.
Was he supposed to be autistic or was he just pretending to be moronic?
pretending to so he can pressure the girl into agreeing to marry him. guilt is a powerful thing.
I wish it didn't bomb. I would have liked to see more sequels. really cool world
Amazing Dane continued to receive work after exposing her lurks here.
It's French.
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VERY hard not to switch off from cringe as soon as the main characters appear. As much a waste of opportunity as Rebel Moon.
Female lead is UGLY. As FRICK
no she's not