Why does every dialogue nowadays just feel like the writers are trying to make it a "thing" where it's going to be a 4-second YouTube meme video that people will reference for years.
It never used to be that way. There were just lines that were cool, memorable, as a result of good writing. They just wanted their characters to sound cool. "Go ahead, make my day", etc. Then it would be a thing where the good guy would have a one-liner as he defeated the bad guy, etc.
Arnie got famous for one-liners that weren't particularly designed to be. "I'll be back" in the original Terminator could have been a total nothingburger. It was kinda funny in the context of the scene but was never designed to be the big catchphrase it became for Arnie, and sounded like a forced meme every time it was used after T2.
Compare it to a line like, "Trust me", when he's going to use the minigun on the cops. Same kind of context in the scene, but nobody gives a flying frick about that line. Maybe it was designed to be some meme, but you couldn't tell it was so generic just like "I'll be back" was. It doesn't land like a lead fart like it's trying to be a forced meme, and he's looking right at the camera when he says it.
These days it's all forced memes and ice pun type shit because it's just bad writing pure and simple trying to lean on memes and shit as a crutch.
You can't convince me this isn't high-level agitprop to destabilize Afghanistan by threatening to destabilize Afghanistan in the dumbest way imaginable.
You can't convince me this isn't high-level agitprop to destabilize Afghanistan by threatening to destabilize Afghanistan in the dumbest way imaginable.
it's some dumb lib white girl trying to ingratiate herself with Black folk in the usual cringe lib white girl way
This poor lib specimen has confused the americanized black with the proud afghan people. Unbeknownst to her, the alien culture has no concept of “black girl magic”, nor would they appreciate being likened to the cursed people of Ham. Echoing in the wilderness of social media, the cry of understanding cannot cross the proverbial border.
The “good deed” is like a peawiener’s wings on a penguin.
There's nothing wrong with that in principle, just badly written ones are a problem.
So sick of homosexuals and their 'x am bad' shit. Like 'time travel am bad', 'multiverses am bad', 'franchises am bad', 'capeshit am bad'.
No you simplistic morons. A good well-written film would still blow all your stupid little 'rules' out of the water, and prove none of that shit is the actual problem.
It's just as moronic thinking and just as limiting as 'white males am bad', 'women talking about a man am bad', etc.
The plot is also space balls stealing the atmosphere and oceans from other planets and then steal the sun from earth. I dont even know wtf to think. someone needs to investigate money laundering.
We just needed more solo TV shows and movies as build up! We're too stupid to process a team in its own movie! We need a big wet fart that lasts 100 hours over 5 different TV shows to understand why superheroes team up sometimes!
>Frick, i never got round to watch that movie. Just watched that scene.
What a line.
Going to watch the movie. I've never had a so bad its good movie but this might be it.
>My name is Batman, the most well liked super hero in existence. I don't use guns because they are bad.
Yeah I'd say they are leftist stories since the 30s.
>My name is Batman, the most well liked super hero in existence. I don't use guns because they are bad.
Yeah I'd say they are leftist stories since the 30s.
You fricking homosexuals arguing over a shit movie you’ll probably watch after it gets released on digital and all i wanna see is the Hank McCoy post credits scene
Nick Fury: [after killing a Kree] Namaste, mother...
[gets hit by another Kree soldier]
Why does every dialogue nowadays just feel like the writers are trying to make it a "thing" where it's going to be a 4-second YouTube meme video that people will reference for years.
We're in the pipe. Five by five.
>never been in the pipe
NGMI
Because all the current "things" started off that way.
>nowadays
i'm the juggernaut b***h reference was like almost 20 years ago.
But that was awesome and I still reference it
People think HR runs the world. It's actually the marketing department.
Peter tingle pissed me off. No no, we can't say spider-sense, that's not emasculating enough. Let's make it something he's embarrassed by every time.
It's funny because the last time one became an actual meme, I don't think they were doing that. I think it was just the line that made the most sense.
>Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good...
It never used to be that way. There were just lines that were cool, memorable, as a result of good writing. They just wanted their characters to sound cool. "Go ahead, make my day", etc. Then it would be a thing where the good guy would have a one-liner as he defeated the bad guy, etc.
Arnie got famous for one-liners that weren't particularly designed to be. "I'll be back" in the original Terminator could have been a total nothingburger. It was kinda funny in the context of the scene but was never designed to be the big catchphrase it became for Arnie, and sounded like a forced meme every time it was used after T2.
Compare it to a line like, "Trust me", when he's going to use the minigun on the cops. Same kind of context in the scene, but nobody gives a flying frick about that line. Maybe it was designed to be some meme, but you couldn't tell it was so generic just like "I'll be back" was. It doesn't land like a lead fart like it's trying to be a forced meme, and he's looking right at the camera when he says it.
These days it's all forced memes and ice pun type shit because it's just bad writing pure and simple trying to lean on memes and shit as a crutch.
Taste the rainbow motherfricker
Because that’s modern marketing.
Did you capeshit homosexuals forget Joss Whedon? He was kinda your God you worshipped him and demanded everybody copy his shit.
they thought 'they fly now' was a compliment to their good meme writing
Some motherfrickers are always trying to ice skate up hill
we be bussin check my dab yo that was sick right fellows?
Movies are written by californian hipster gays who have no experience of the real world outside of youtube/tiktok.
>black girl magic
Is it possible to learn this power?
Just steal it
Not from a cracka
ummm sweetie don't you know that's how we turned Afghanistan into Afghanistanda
>How do you do, fellow magic users?
You can't convince me this isn't high-level agitprop to destabilize Afghanistan by threatening to destabilize Afghanistan in the dumbest way imaginable.
it's some dumb lib white girl trying to ingratiate herself with Black folk in the usual cringe lib white girl way
I agree, lets send lizzo to Afghanistan.
As a kinetic lance?
This poor lib specimen has confused the americanized black with the proud afghan people. Unbeknownst to her, the alien culture has no concept of “black girl magic”, nor would they appreciate being likened to the cursed people of Ham. Echoing in the wilderness of social media, the cry of understanding cannot cross the proverbial border.
The “good deed” is like a peawiener’s wings on a penguin.
Very nicely done.
It’s just having a baby every 9 months.
Is it true black women get pregnant with multiple children simply to get welfare benefits?
nah they just get pump and dumped constantly
They named the black character My homie...?
Mohomie. Nice.
pretty sure pic related was behind that crap
The fnaf guy?
the truth is memes run the world. every big pop culture movie wants a meme moment.
Ironically doing the actually racist South Park Token playing bass guitar stereotype gag, but still managing to frick it up.
What about the ability to swim? Could black girl magic help here?
It's entirely the MCU's fault that all dialogue now is like 95% snarky quips and snide remarks.
There's nothing wrong with that in principle, just badly written ones are a problem.
So sick of homosexuals and their 'x am bad' shit. Like 'time travel am bad', 'multiverses am bad', 'franchises am bad', 'capeshit am bad'.
No you simplistic morons. A good well-written film would still blow all your stupid little 'rules' out of the water, and prove none of that shit is the actual problem.
It's just as moronic thinking and just as limiting as 'white males am bad', 'women talking about a man am bad', etc.
>It's ok that movie dialogue is geared toward homosexuals on tiktok instead of telling an actual story.
Literally have a nice day trannie.
Pretty sure Fly is blue magic
smiled slightly
I didn't get it at first, now I do but I wish I didn't
The plot is also space balls stealing the atmosphere and oceans from other planets and then steal the sun from earth. I dont even know wtf to think. someone needs to investigate money laundering.
270m budget
We just needed more solo TV shows and movies as build up! We're too stupid to process a team in its own movie! We need a big wet fart that lasts 100 hours over 5 different TV shows to understand why superheroes team up sometimes!
>black magic woman starts playing
That's not now the dialogue goes but nowadays the cool thing is to make up your own reality and get mad about that instead.
Is that really the cool thing now, Black person?
It's literally the line Blaction Jackson says at the end of the last trailer.
dey fly naur?
>Black Girl Magic
Isn't that racist or something? I don't know, it sound racist but I'm not sure
Only if white people say it
>magical Black bad!
>black girl magic good!
>colored people bad!
>people of color good!
What’s your favourite quotable actually well written line Cinemaphile?
I think mine will always be Blade:
“Some mother frickers are always trying to ice skate uphill”
From this and The Autopsy, I think David S. Goyer may secretly be a good writer that simply cannot do capeshit.
For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.
>Frick, i never got round to watch that movie. Just watched that scene.
What a line.
Going to watch the movie. I've never had a so bad its good movie but this might be it.
OHHH LAWD.
Idk that dialogue seems pretty natural
My friends and I joke about our white privilege all the time isn't it like the same kind of vibe
I don't think the foreplay you and your all-male polycule engage in is appropriate subject matter for a children's movie
>Movie for children has childish writing
WOW WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME THIS?
What children?
Trans kids?
>Marvel made a movie for 0.08% of the american population
>I am very smart
>Leftist propaganda is when superheros make dumbass quips since the 30s
>dumbass quips
"black girl magic" isn't a quip. Its literal leftist cope to deal with how shitty they are in nearly all measureable catagories.
its a quip, by definition, moron
sounds cool
You must be good at parties.
actually one of the best thanks
youre the one admitting you dont understand english
There's no actual comeback to "You must be good at parties."
You lost.
what are ya blabbering about wiener cagie
and it's cope, be definition, homosexual
>My name is Batman, the most well liked super hero in existence. I don't use guns because they are bad.
Yeah I'd say they are leftist stories since the 30s.
>they make a superhero movie filled with nearly nothing but women
>i am very smart
still for children, so if this pisses you off, its akin to getting mad at teletubbies
>still for children
that's the problem you actual moron
how? When comics and comic books movies have always been for children.
Teletubbies isn't for children. It's for literal morons.
so youre watching something thats on the same level as teletubbies that you deem is for "morons" gotcha
Capeshit is not on the same level as teletubbies.
yeah its even worse intellectually
whoa you're real edgy man
Anon, the more you post, the more we hate Black folk.
Is that part of your plan?
woiah man youre real edgy
I guess that's a yes.
about?
ateast i dont watch superheros go whoosh
>Marvel made a movie for 0.08% of the american population
That would explain the sales.
actually if that was their goal then it was a resounding success since they knocked that percentage out of the park
The biggest audience for Marvels are men with 63%.
explains yourselves, men
Misogyny.
Kek.
>even a movie made for women
>is watched by men
If men actually voted with their money this shit wouldn’t fly.
christ, men are cucked
>leftist propaganda for children
Good afternoon I hate women
Me too. They're only good for two things: breedin' and Sneedin'.
my gf isn't sneedily enough for the sneed club so i hit her
Good man.
>black girl magic
WE
U
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You fricking homosexuals arguing over a shit movie you’ll probably watch after it gets released on digital and all i wanna see is the Hank McCoy post credits scene
Im the winner. Goodbye losers.
You're better than me, anon. You're the best.